(Sorry for the late update.) Today is a power outage and a network outage, I was going to wait, but now I have to upload it with my mobile phone, don't mind if you typeset or something. ）

"Yikes! How to walk! ”

A shrill female voice rang out, with anger in her tone.

"How do you walk!"

The tiger master is not a soft persimmon, he was holding back his anger just now, and the baby who just came out of the mountains doesn't know what it means to be a good man and not fight with a woman.

People in the mountains are idle when it rains, and they have nothing to do to beat their children and daughters-in-law, which is commonplace.

The woman was annoyed and angry, obviously she was hit by this dirt bun, not only did she apologize but also spoke wildly, which is too arrogant!

"Do you have any qualities! Obviously, you hit me, and I deliberately ate Lao Niang's tofu, right? ”

"I don't eat tofu, I don't eat milk!"

"You're a hooligan!"

"You're a hooligan, your whole family is a hooligan!"

"You, you bully, I'm going to call the police!"

"Call the police, I'm going to call the police too! Uncle police won't wronged good people! ”

……

That's it for chickens and ducks, Wu Liang covered his face and didn't dare to tell others that he knew these two goods.

Your sister, if you don't read, you can't watch TV, and you run around the mountains all day long, even Lao Tzu, an ancient person.

Huang Laosan was also dumbfounded, he didn't find that this simple boy had such a set before, it was really a tough life!

The sharp-toothed woman finally lost to Erhu, quarreled with the guy with a tendon brain, and didn't get angry to count her fate.

The woman understood that this kid and the guys behind her were in a group, and seeing that they couldn't quarrel with the two tigers, they hurriedly transferred the battlefield and yelled at Wu Liang and the others: "You ......"

The woman couldn't go on, she glanced at Wu Liang suspiciously, and then sneered after a while: "It turned out to be you, I said where did the wild boy come from so unqualified, and the soil bun is the soil bun." ”

Wu Liang, who had suffered from the unwarranted disaster, was full of doubts, frowned and said angrily: "Do you know the master?" ”

"Giggle...... Lord, Wu Liang, don't pretend! I know you even if you turn to ashes, the smell of the mountains can be smelled by the old lady from afar, and you are still pretending to be the old lady! ”

As soon as the woman heard Wu Liang's self-title, she immediately leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, as if she had heard the biggest joke in the world.

Wu Liang's brows furrowed completely, and he naturally understood that this woman knew the dead ghost before, but it seemed that the friendship was not in place.

As for the smell of the mountains, your sister, you can smell it, you are the dog of Erlang God!

"If you have a brain disease, you will be cured, and you laugh so disgustingly, don't you see a pile of lime falling on the ground!"

Wu Ye is even more difficult to provoke than Brother Hu, what he said was to smash Huanglong, and the woman who was still laughing wildly seemed to have been choked by someone, and the whole person was almost crazy.

"Wu Liang! The old lady fought with you! ”

The woman who splattered has always been invincible, but it has to be divided against whom, Wu Ye didn't even move his hand, he opened his mouth and hummed: "Huang Laosan, let the dog go!" ”

Huang Laosan on the side was dumbfounded, he wanted to say something but gave up after all, and only after a while did he rush forward with a sad face and stop the crazy woman.

Nonsense, is there a dog here, except for him Huang Laosan, can you still expect jade to fail.

"Indecent!"

"Indecent!"

Two screams, and the whole street was dumbfounded.

A man and a woman, under normal circumstances, the big guy would definitely come forward to accuse the pervert with righteous indignation, and it is possible to come forward and beat him up when he encounters a hot temper, but now everyone is hesitating.

Don't bother with anything, don't look at Huang Laosan like a pug in front of Wu Liang, he is also middle-aged, but he looks like a dog, and he can be regarded as a half-old Brother Xu-level character.

Coupled with a famous brand, the extravagance on his body doesn't look like a pervert.

Although the woman is quite passable, she is not as unbearable as Wu Liang said, but the eyes of the masses are bright, and it is difficult to say who eats who eats who tofu compared with Huang Laosanyi.

Huang Laosan was proud, Hong Minyu wanted to die, and her angry chest was one size bigger than before.

Fortunately, Sister Hong didn't realize it, otherwise I'm afraid I would have to see if my silicone was stretched out.

"Shameless!"

"The thief shouted to catch the thief, my son is about to marry a daughter-in-law, don't rely on me!"

"You, you, you ......"

"What are you, let me tell you, my family is a little rich, but my wife and I have a very good relationship, and we are in love with each other, and a woman who will do anything for money will not end well!"

"You, woo woo woo ......"

The fierce Sister Hong was finally angry and cried, not caring about the pointing and pointing of the onlookers, she ran away, and the speed was not much worse than that of the take-off person.

"I originally wanted to be a junior, but I said why did I make a fuss on the street."

This is the emperor of theory, and he has already made up his mind without seeing the cause, if this guy becomes a policeman, the sow may be sentenced.

"I'll just say, this uncle is so handsome, how can he be such an ugly old witch!"

This is an underage girl who is still living in an illusion, looking at Huang Laosan with a melancholy face, the little girl's eyes are beginning to redden.

"The human heart is not ancient! It's all money......"

The uncles and aunts were full of emotion and wisdom, and the passage of time made them think that they were superior to others and directly found the root cause.

The crowd dispersed, and Wu Liang kicked Huang Laosan, who was still pretending to be depressed, to wake up, and said with a look of surprise: "Huang Laosan, it's hidden deeply, I don't usually see it!" ”

"Laugh, laugh! Carving insect skills! ”

Huang Laosan expressed his modesty again and again, and said with emotion: "The master is lonely, this woman is not deep in Taoism, and she is not martial." ”

"Get out! Say you're fat and you're gasping! ”

kicked away this guy who specializes in bullying the old and weak women and children, Wu Liang found that this person who practices martial arts is different, even the half-hung Huang Laosan is better than the second tiger kicking.

The thick-skinned Huang Laosan didn't care, patted the footprints on his buttocks, and said with a smile: "Master Wu, did you know that woman just now?" ”

Wu Liang glanced at him, and said in a light tone: "Take care of your mouth if you should ask what you shouldn't ask, you won't understand the trouble from your mouth, right?" ”

Huang Laosan sneered, scolding in his heart, this master is too difficult to serve, and poor Lao Tzu doesn't know how long he will have to be a grandson before he can go back.

As for the previous smug thoughts, it has long since dissipated, or our eldest niece is wise, no wonder the old man asked her to come over, crying and shouting and refusing to come.

He has scruples, but Jade doesn't, the little girl has already pouted angrily, and when Wu Liang finished threatening Huang Laosan, he sneered: "Brother, who was that just now!" ”

Wu Liang's face was full of helplessness, how did the master know who she was, it was useless for you to ask the master.

But can this be explained to the girl, in desperation, Wu Liang had no choice but to talk nonsense and say nonsense: "I met in the city before, and he owed me a hundred yuan and still hasn't paid me back." As you saw just now, this kind of shrew likes to take advantage of it the most, and she is too lazy to meet her. ”

The girl was suddenly angry, not because she didn't believe Wu Liang, but raised her little fist angrily and shouted, "It's too bullying!" How can I not pay back the money I owe to our family, the next time I meet her, I have to reason with her, how many catties of rice can I buy for a hundred yuan! ”

Wu Liang had already had an expression that I knew the truth, but Huang Laosan, who had never experienced it, was trembling all over, his forehead was dropping his mother, where did Wu Ye find his daughter-in-law, who was more powerful than our daughter-in-law!

A few people were talking and laughing, and they had long forgotten about the woman who had just appeared, and the group walked towards the shopping mall not far away.

……

Hong Minyu was mad, and he didn't care about his image, so he rushed to an advertising company in front of the mall with high heels.

The employees of the company who were busy hurriedly lowered their heads when they saw this, and at a glance, they knew that this person had a bad temper today, and it was estimated that her aunt had come to see her, who would dare to provoke her.

Hong Minyu didn't care about these people, and after brewing her emotions for a while, she walked to the innermost office of the company in a huff.

As soon as he pushed open the door of the manager's office, Hong Minyu sat down on the ground and cried loudly: "Rong'er, I'm not alive!" Let me die! ”

Xie Rong, who was busy and anxious, suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, got up from her seat and helped Hong Minyu up, and said helplessly: "Sister Minyu, who provoked you again." ”

Hong Minyu smacked and earned enough sympathy before he said angrily: "Who else can it be!" Do you know who I just met? ”

"Who?"

Xie Rong is really a little curious, who can bully Sister Minyu to this extent, which is very strange.

"You don't believe it, it's Wu Liang's dirt bun!"

As soon as he talked about Wu Liang Hong Minyu's belly, he began to count and say: "That soil bun is too bullying!" For the sake of my colleagues, I greeted each other, but I didn't know that the soil bun first let another small soil bun take advantage of me, and then let the old man eat my tofu endlessly......"

Hong Minyu crackled and explained what happened, of course, Aunt Hong is definitely a heroic heroine in the story.

She is the poor little red riding hood, Wu Liang is the wolf grandmother, the second tiger has become a dog's leg, and Huang Laosan also has his unique identity, that is, the embarrassed brother who is in love with the wolf.

Fortunately, for the sake of the same woman, Hong Minyu let go of another Little Red Riding Hood Jade, but she didn't know that the next time that Little Red Riding Hood met her, she would have to ask her for an account.

The more Xie Rong listened, the deeper her brows furrowed, and it wasn't until Hong Minyu finished speaking that she half-believed it: "Sister Minyu, it's not, right?" Wu Liang is usually quite honest, he rushes to do any dirty work, haven't you seen him scold? ”

"Who knows! The hillbilly disappeared without saying a word for half a year, who knows if Lu Dao is bad at learning from others outside, anyway, I tell you, you must be deceived by the superficial phenomenon of that kid! ”

Xie Rong smiled lightly and didn't say anything, even if Wu Liang became bad, what did it have to do with her.

She is the manager of an advertising agency worth tens of millions, and Wu Liang is just a cleaner who cleans, and the two may not have an intersection in their lives.

Fortunately, Wu Liang didn't know what the dead ghost had done outside before, otherwise he wouldn't have been angry and turned his back, and Lao Tzu's black pot would have been too wronged!

Janitor?

Although Wu Ye is a gatekeeper in the heavenly realm, he is also guarding the door for the old man of the Jade Emperor, and you mortal ants are also worthy of letting Ye brush the toilet for you!