Chapter Twenty-Eight: Two Tigers = Two Goods?
The lunch was extremely sumptuous, and the richly decorated hotel almost blinded the eyes of the two tigers.
This kid is a genuine mountain bun, and the best time he ate was the small restaurant that Wu Liang invited him to last time, when did he come to this kind of five-star hotel.
The stunned boy was fooled by a few beautifully dressed waiters, and the whole person was dizzy, and the table slapped and ordered it on the menu without waiting for a few people to disagree.
Wu Liang held back a smile in his heart, does this little bastard know how to read, I'm afraid I don't know what Lu Dao will eat until now.
Fortunately, the signboard of the hotel was not picked up, and the waiters who came in served plates of exquisite dishes, no matter what the taste was, at least it looked classy.
Erhu didn't care how much this dish was, as soon as the dish was served, he worked hard, and he didn't know how many years he thought he had been a savage.
Will Huang Laosan save money on meals?
He also wished that Wu Liang wanted to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas every day, as the saying goes, if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach, if Wu Liangzhen is hooked up with these dishes, Huang Laosan's chin will be dislocated.
It's a pity that Wu Liang can be compared to the two tigers, not to mention the rare dragon liver and phoenix marrow in the heavenly realm, what kind of things made in the big hotel can be compared to the meals made by the imperial chef back then?
When the Tang Dynasty Mansion was about to collapse, Zhaozong Li Ye personally went up the mountain to beg him to go out of the mountain to help the Tang Sheji, not to mention the imperial kitchen, and even his ** concubine didn't know how much Lu Dao sent.
Helplessly, Wu Liang had already been in a rocky state of mind in the past, and no matter how beautiful a woman was, she was also a pink skeleton in his eyes, and in the end, Zhaozong was still disappointed, and the Tang Dynasty, which had been inherited for three hundred years, came to an end.
Recalling the past years, Wu Liang couldn't help but sigh lightly, although Li Ye was a puppet emperor, he also had the ambition to revitalize the Tang Dynasty, if it weren't for the imminent ascension of immortals, I am afraid that he might really make a move.
But now that the past is empty, and Li Ye has also died for a thousand years, there is no point in thinking about those things anymore.
The delicacies on the table Wu Liang are all tasted lightly, and from time to time he orders dishes for the jade, Wu Liang laughed in his heart, those peerless beauties in the city failed to shake their minds, who would have thought that they would now be cleaned up by a girl in the mountains.
But it's also good to be a girl, the girl has the advantages of a girl, so why compare her with those people.
After taking a bite of the carrot fed by the girl with a red face, Wu Liang chewed it and said with a smile: "Girl, what are you going to buy later?" ”
Seeing that it is only two months before August 16, the Wu family has already begun to get busy, this is a lifelong event of the third generation of the leading brother of Wujia Village, and naturally it cannot be perfunctory.
"My mother said that I want to buy red dates, peanuts, longan, lotus seeds, red candles, and candy, and ......" Cuiyu tilted her little head and thought about it for a long time, but she didn't remember what else to buy, and her little mouth was deflated and she cried and blamed herself: "I forgot, Brother Liang, what can I do about this?" ”
Wu Liang was amused by the girl's appearance, and when he saw that she was really anxious, he comforted: "I forgot that there is nothing wrong, let's buy it again next time, and when the time comes, write a list and buy it all." ”
As for other things needed, the clothes of the bride and groom, and the mandarin duck quilts used by the parents, the old lady had already gathered the grandmothers and aunts in the village to solve them.
The doll in the mountains got married, especially for a woman like Cuiyu, who is equivalent to a child daughter-in-law, in fact, everything is very simple, if it weren't for Wu's mother seeing that her son had made a lot of money recently, maybe she would have called the big guy for a meal.
It's not that Wu's mother doesn't pay attention to jade, this is the rule in the mountains, in this clan-style Wujia Village, the status of women is actually very low.
Wu Liang's family is also because of the early death of Wu's father, Wu Liang doesn't care much about these, otherwise Cuiyu actually doesn't even have the qualifications to eat at the table.
The two were discussing this, and Huang Laosan on the side realized something and exclaimed, "Master, are you getting married?" ”
Wu Ye bared his teeth and glared at him, do you need to be so surprised, as if it is appropriate for the uncle to be beaten as a bachelor for the rest of his life.
As soon as Huang Laosan saw Wu Liang's expression, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly remedied: "Congratulations to Master Wu, congratulations to Miss Yu'er!" Wu Ye and Miss Yu'er are definitely a match made in heaven, talented and beautiful, such a happy event, we should celebrate it together! ”
"But Wu Ye and Miss Yu'er are too low-key, how can this kind of big event not invite friends to celebrate!"
The last sentence of the last sentence exposes Huang Laosan's purpose, the joy of Wu Ye's wedding, how can their Huang family not participate in such a major event.
Wu Liang's face looked better, and he said lightly: "Fart friend, who in Wujia Village doesn't know that Lao Tzu is going to get married, and he still needs to shout with great fanfare." ”
As for whether the dead ghost had any friends who had anything to do with Wu Liang before, in his heart, except for the Wu family, no one else was a friend.
Huang Laosan smiled bitterly, naturally understanding that Wu Liang had eliminated his Huang family from his friends, but how could he give up this kind of important event that could bring him closer to Wu Liang.
With a cheeky face, Huang Laosan smiled and said, "Master Wu, can you come and ask for a cup of wine when you see it?" And my father often thinks about you old, you see? ”
Wu Liang pouted, but he was not busy refusing, no matter what, the Huang family is also his big benefactor, and besides, getting married is a happy event, and many people are also lively, so there is no need to be so ruthless.
The people in the mountains are hospitable, whether they are passing by or coming to play for happy events on weekdays, coming in to have a cup of wine will only make the people in the mountains feel face, and no one will care whether they recognize that guy or not.
"Whatever you want, but if you dare to bring some indiscriminate guys over, you know the consequences."
Although Wu Liang's tone was indifferent, Huang Laosan was frightened into a cold sweat, how could this kind of peerless master who could shock and kill several acquired powerhouses with a single release of momentum speak lightly.
Huang Laosan had no doubt that if he really brought others up the mountain to make Wu Liang unhappy, I am afraid that the Huang family would face the biggest catastrophe in hundreds of years.
"No, no. Wu Ye rest assured, when the time comes, it will be me and my father. Speaking of this, Huang Laosan paused, scratched his head and smiled: "That, at most, plus my eldest niece, Wu Ye has also seen it, don't you mind?" ”
Just thinking about himself, I almost forgot about the great hero, if I go back and be known by my eldest niece, I won't pick my own skin.
is in his forties, pretending to be such a young man of twenty-eight, Wu Liang is disgusted and almost vomits.
didn't bother to meet this guy in general, Wu Liang waved his hand casually, didn't say yes or no, and kicked the fool who was still eating and drinking.
This kid has been eating since he entered the door, and he doesn't know how long his stomach is, and he still looks unsatisfied, I'm afraid that Wu Liang and the others didn't hear what they just said This kid didn't hear.
"Brother, hiccup! Too...... Belch...... Yum! Hiccup......"
The fool touched his stomach, burped, looked at the dozen empty plates in front of him and laughed, turned to look at Huang Laosan and said, "Brother Huang...... Belch...... It's so delicious, I'm in for a treat today! ”
Brother Tiger's chest slapped, this is full of confidence, the lord is rich, a meal is only worth a few dollars, we don't care about the three melons and two dates!
Uncle Erhu has also made a fortune recently, Wu Ye stuffed some red envelopes to beat his medical expenses, Wu's mother also stuffed some red envelopes for her nephew to buy food when she was rich, and the jade girl took the pocket money and didn't know how to spend it and stuffed it into this kid.
Those dozens of red-colored Grandpa Mao are Brother Tiger's confidence, eighty for one meal last time, one hundred and eight is enough today!
Brother Hu felt that when he said this, his life realm had suddenly improved, this is the happy life of the master!
So the second tiger, no, the second cargo ignored the two playful eyes beside him.
……
Out of the hotel gate, the second cargo was pale, as if he had just been blown out of the chrysanthemum.
All the rhetoric just now was released by him as a fart, grandma's, a meal is 38,000, and it is not worth that money to chop him up and sell it as pork.
The second cargo raised two large bills majestically and prepared to charge back the big money, almost not letting the hotel manager with a black face like Bao Gong beat him out of the stick.
Since then, the people of Wujia Village have never heard of their tiger brother saying that he wants to treat him, and the psychological shadow is too great.
Wu Liang held back a smile, patted Erhu's head, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, I didn't ask you to pay, why are you crying and sad?" ”
Erhu was listless, and said quietly after a while: "Brother, I just ate the meal of our village for half a year." ”
After speaking, he touched his swollen belly and muttered, "It should be okay to go back and skip meals for a month, right?" ”
"Haha......"
Wu Liang and Huang Laosan were all smiling, and even Cuiyu couldn't help but purse her lips and laugh secretly.
The second tiger snorted, ignored a few people, and walked forward with a sullen head.
The tiger master lost a lot of face today, how can he still have the face to wander around this broken hotel.