Chapter 3: Into the City
After scrapping the cow's nose, Zhu Xin picked up the bowl again, snoring and drinking the soup, it was so fucking fragrant!
When the bottom of the bowl was facing the sky and after putting down the bowl, Wu Jiujin's silly face appeared in front of him, and his tongue fell out of the old elder, which startled him!
"What are you doing here, I'm your brother-in-law"
Wu Jiujin swallowed his tongue back and said, "That old man can fly!"
"What's the fuss, he was just pierced by me and leaked" Zhu Xin glanced at Wu Jiujin, and walked back with his nostrils facing the sky.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you just looked so good, teach me to teach me"
"Call the boss......" Zhu Xin turned around and said word by word.
"Good brother-in-law"
"Do you want to learn it, besides, do you think there is a boss who breaks a cow, or a brother-in-law who breaks a cow?"
Wu Jiujin crossed his fingers and thought about it seriously, and said, "Of course, there is a boss who is a bull breaker as a brother-in-law!"
"You ......" Zhu Xin suddenly had the urge to vomit blood, he took out a gold ingot and threw it to Wu Jiujin, "Arrange it, we will leave in a few days, remember, no one here today can be left behind!"
Seeing that Zhu Xin threw something bright, Wu Jiujin continued, and saw clearly that it was gold and stammered "gold, gold, gold, gold......"
"Damn, look at your cowardice who has never seen the world, why did you come out with me to explore the rivers and lakes?"
After speaking, like a victorious rooster, he walked away with his proud little head held high, leaving Wu Jiujin ...... messily in the moonlight with a confused face.
In the next few days, Wu Jiujin exerted his extraordinary ability, he took a donkey out of the village, and returned a few days later with a large cart of goods, from small needles and threads, almost everything is a necessity of life.
Zhu Xin, accompanied by Wu Xiaomei, visited the entire mountain village, and the hearts of the two were also a lot closer.
The day the Wu family moved into the new house, Wu Jiujin led the donkey, Wu Xiaomei led Zhu Xin, and left the mountain village step by step.
On the way out of the village, Wu Jiujin asked Zhu Xin, "Boss, I haven't had time to ask you, why did you come from the mountains?"
Under Zhu Xin's coercion and temptation, Wu Jiujin finally stopped calling him brother-in-law, but called him boss.
Lying in the donkey cart, eating the oranges peeled by the little sister, Zhu Xin complained comfortably: "Hey, don't mention it, I was fucking eating hot pot and singing, and inexplicably went to a deep mountain, and inexplicably stayed for I don't know how long, and inexplicably went down the mountain, and then inexplicably became the son-in-law of the Wu family, and finally, inexplicably lying on the donkey cart and eating oranges!"
"Hot pot?" Wu Jiujin asked, "What is a hot pot?"
Zhu Xin looked at Wu Jiujin with contempt and said, "You should have more sets than your father, right?"
When Wu Xiaomei and Zhu Xin said that the son-in-law of the Wu family, she smiled shyly, and a petal of orange was deflected and stuffed into Zhu Xin's nostrils, Zhu Xin sneezed a few times in a row, and the saliva sprayed Wu Jiujin's face, Wu Xiaomei giggled, Wu Jiujin wiped his sleeve with disgust and complained, "It's necessary to buy an umbrella"
Zhu Xin raised his eyebrows and said, "You dare to dislike me like this, one day, your boss and I, no one dares to say that it stinks when I fart."
"It's so stinky, it's smelly, you're really farting" Wu Jiujin jumped up from the car.
Along the way, everyone played and made trouble, eating bacon brought from home, passing by the river to catch some fish, and then with some wild fruits, Zhu Xin and Wu Jiujin don't know whether they were born to rush, or Zhu Xin holds a grudge, the old man always raises the bar, and finally ends in Wu Jiujin's failure, Wu Xiaomei looked at it happily at this time, no one helped, which made Wu Jiujin sigh, the girl's extroversion is really not without a target!
On the mountain road, a donkey cart carrying three ignorant teenagers swayed all the way, and entered Wencheng more than half a month later.
According to the records of mountains and rivers, the world is divided into Kyushu, and Wencheng is a small city in Yizhou, one of Kyushu.
No matter how small Wencheng is, it is by no means comparable to the mountain village, the towering city gates, the stretching city walls, and the bustling crowds all show the prosperity of the city.
Wu Jiujin led the donkey cart, Wu Xiaomei led Zhu Xin, the servants walked on the flat and spacious bluestone street, there were all kinds of stalls on the street, eating and playing, dazzling, the wooden buildings on both sides of the street hung all kinds of plaques, there were restaurants, there were teahouses, there were gambling houses, and there was also a restaurant called Yihong Courtyard, and the upstairs standing were some girls, all of them were charming and charming, and they shouted "come up and play" at Zhu Xin and Wu Jiujin
Wu Jiujin exclaimed: "The people here are really hospitable!"
Zhu Xin slapped Wu Jiujin in the face: "Okay, you big-headed ghost, take care of the donkey"
"Xianggong, their clothes are so beautiful!" Wu Xiaomei said excitedly and a little shyly.
"It's a good fart, children are not allowed to look around" Zhu Xin said angrily, "Little sister, I will discuss something with you, can I not call Xianggong in the future?"
"Why?" Wu Xiaomei asked.
Zhu Xin's eyes rolled, and he said: "The title of Xianggong is shouted by the people in the mountains, we have entered the city now, we are from the city, and if we shout in the mountains again, we will be laughed at by these people in the city and looked down upon by the people in the city, you don't want this to happen to your brother and me, right?"
"So, what do I call you?"
"Call me Son, they all have a public character," Zhu Xin said.
"Childe?" Wu Xiaomei tilted her little head and "felt weird"
The donkey cart continued to move forward, Zhu Xin bought three strings of sugar gourds and ate them happily, while a large number of people around the front blocked the street, and no one could pass!
"Damn, there will be a traffic jam here, go down and take a look" pulled Wu Xiaomei and squeezed into the crowd.
In the center of the crowd, a man dressed as an official was holding a money bag in his hand, and both men claimed that they were their own, and claimed that the other party was a pickpocket, and the official was unable to determine the truth of the matter for a while.
Zhu Xin observed carefully, came to the official messenger, and said: "Brother official, I know whose money bag belongs to the grass people, so it's better to ...... it."
The official was worried that he couldn't throw away this hot potato, and someone took the initiative to stretch out his hand, "Okay, cooperate with the yamen, and give you a good citizen award when the time comes"
took the money bag, Zhu Xin threw it around in his hand, sniffed it inadvertently, and then said to the two who were still arguing: "You all said that the money is yours, you put the money in your pocket and show me, who will come first?"
"I'll go first" The taller man snatched the money bag and put it in his pocket.
"Alright, it's your turn. Zhu Xin wanted to return the money bag and handed it to the other thin man, who took the money bag and carefully put it into his personal pocket.
Zhu Xin said to the official: "Brother Guancha, it's okay" and then pointed to the thin man and said, "The money is his"
The official choked and pulled out his knife and shouted at the tall man: "Dare to play tricks in front of the official, follow me to the yamen for a few days!"
"Wronged, sir," the tall man fell to his knees and shouted loudly: "This money belongs to the grass people, how can you judge that I am a thief based on a word from someone." ”
"yes, that's too hasty."
"I don't see that kid's hair has grown, can you believe what he says?"
"Look at what he's wearing, a countryman, he knows a fart......"
The crowd of onlookers talked a lot, one-sidedly accusing Zhu Xin of lying and talking nonsense without evidence.
"Quiet and quiet" Zhu Xin shouted twice, held up the money bag and said: "I know that everyone has doubts, I will explain the reason to everyone, are there any people present who have a particularly good nose, are they?"
"I," a man dressed as a small servant stood up and said, "I'm an apprentice at the incense shop, and my sense of smell comes first."
"Okay, little brother, you come and smell it" Zhu Xin handed him the money bag.
"There's a faint smell of fish," the little guy sniffed.
Zhu Xin gave a thumbs up and said, "You smell the two of them again"
"How," Zhu Xin asked.
The little guy replied: "Both of them have a smell on their bodies, the smell on this tall big brother is a little miscellaneous, I am very unfamiliar with it, but the smell on this skinny big brother is very clear, and it is also a faint fishy smell."
Zhu Xin thanked the little guy, and then said: " Presumably everyone has a number in their hearts, yes, the fishy smell, this little brother should be fishing or selling fish, so there is a fishy smell on the money bag on his body, and he, just now the little brother is not unable to smell it, but the smell on his body is brought out in places like the gambling house and Yihong Courtyard, just now the little brother never went to those places, of course I can't say, I let them all carry the money once, the big man carried it very casually, at a glance, he knew that he was a master who went to the comfort of the wealth, and now he was shy in his pocket, and this thin big brother carried the money very carefully, for fear of accidents, and knew that money was not easy to come by!”
"Thank you, thank you!"
The thin man was grateful, he was indeed a fisherman, floating on the water all the year round, the old saying is that it is this profession if he is dead and not buried, and the money in the money bag is the life-saving money for his sick old mother to get medicine.
The big man was escorted to the yamen by the official, the little man went to the pharmacy with a thousand thanks, and the onlookers dispersed one by one, Wu Jiujin led the donkey, Wu Xiaomei was still holding Zhu Xin, and Zhu Xin suddenly felt very hated the donkey.
"This donkey must be sold, lest I look awkward"
"Do you want to unload the mill and kill the donkey?"