"Call you Xianggong, Xianggong, little sister, I have long reached the age of marriage, but there has been no agreeable person, and now when I see Xianggong, I know what fate is. Wu Xiaomei blushed slightly and said shyly.

Wu Lao Whistle hurriedly said: "Yes, uncle, this is really fate, you will be your eldest brother after nine catties, if there is anything wrong, you should take care of it a little more!"

Relatives and friends looked confused, or the kind with a capital letter, how could this be beaten and beaten into in-laws! But people in the mountains are open-minded, isn't there an old saying that if you don't fight, you can't get married!

Everyone came to congratulate them, saying that the old Wu family was double happy, and Wu Lao Sentry hurriedly took out the good wine that had been hidden for many years and poured a bowl for Zhu Xinman.

"Good son-in-law, the happiness of the little sister will depend on you in the future, do this bowl of wine!"

Zhu Xin is now riding a tiger, and he feels that he is not holding a bowl of wine, but a bowl of poison.

"Wine, I can drink this wine, this son-in-law, I'll forget it!"

"Do you want to regret your marriage?" Wu Laoshao was like an aggressive rooster at this time, stretched his neck and stood up, "Come on, come on, what about your knife, kill me, and your mother-in-law, your eldest brother, your daughter-in-law, your third aunt and six aunts, seven uncles and eight masters, all killed, come, let me tell you, there is one thing that is more important than life, and that is reputation!"

"No, I was just joking" Zhu Xin was so anxious that he sweated, damn, Lao Tzu is going to die on his stinky mouth today!

"You're nineteen, and you're still joking, your eldest brother is only seventeen, so you can't joke" Wu Laoshao is really a person who has seen the world twice in three years, and choking to death is a set.

Relatives and friends gathered around again, and the little sister still looked at Zhu Xin without saying a word with the bowl of meat, looking so aggrieved that she really looked like a little daughter-in-law.

It seems that it is not possible to drink this wine today, Zhu Xin has no choice but to bite the bullet, drink with a grunt, take a step and look at the step, it is better than being beaten to death for a while.

When everyone saw Zhu Xin drinking, they laughed and began to congratulate Wu Laoshao, leaving Zhu Xin aside, Wu Xiaomei said timidly: "Xianggong, you eat meat"

"Don't call me Xianggong" Zhu Xin was anxious, roared, and the scene suddenly quieted down again, everyone looked at Zhu Xin with their eyes, and drained the wine in the bowl one after another, it seemed that they wanted to throw the bowl!

Zhu Xin was so frightened that he stuck out his tongue, looking at Wu Xiaomei's flushed face, wanting to cry but not daring to cry, his heart softened suddenly, he stretched out his hand and pulled Wu Xiaomei, and said softly: "Little sister, you see this is a misunderstanding, I don't really want to kill your brother, I just want to scare and scare him"

Wu Xiaomei nodded, "I know, you are a kind-hearted person"

"This can also be seen" Zhu Xin said, "I was just passing by here, I was hungry, and I wanted to find something to eat, you know what I mean, I'm full, I'm leaving!"

"I understand, I'm going to clean up my things, my mother taught me, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, marry a crab and walk sideways" Wu Xiaomei said with her head down.

"Oh, why can't I tell you clearly" Zhu Xin slapped his head and almost vomited blood.

Wu Jiujin walked over at this time, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, I was wrong just now, I didn't figure out the reason, you punched me twice, I won't hide, and I won't complain about you." ”

I blame your uncle, if it weren't for you, how could there be such a thing!

What to do?

Zhu Xin is one head and two big, or she will marry Wu Xiaomei, the little girl looks very attractive, and it seems that she has read books and knows how to be reasonable!

No, how can this work, how old is the person, fourteen years old, if I marry her now, it will be too beastly!

With it, it's better to ......

After making up his mind, his heart became steady, Zhu Xin felt as if he was hungry again, took the bowl of bacon in Wu Xiaomei's hand, and asked for a bowl of steamed dough with stick noodles, and ate and drank with wild rape soup.

This meal was eaten in the dark, relatives and friends dispersed, Zhu Xin invited Wu Laoshao and Wu Jiujin and Wu Xiaomei over, and then said: "First of all, it is my fault to break the tables, chairs and dishes, I apologize to everyone, I believe you can also see that I am not an ordinary person!"

"What, I didn't see it, I think you're often not human!" Wu Lao Whistle muttered.

"I saw it a long time ago, or I would have punched you twice, I was just looking for a chance to rely on you, but I didn't expect to beat my brother-in-law" Wu Jiujin said with a smile.

Zhu Xin jumped up from the chair and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, don't you want to be so direct, so Lao Tzu is in this dead way!

"Count you ruthless, uncle!" Zhu Xinya rattled and stared at Wu Jiujin and said.

"Little sister, look at your father-in-law" Wu Jiujin suddenly shook Wu Xiaomei's hand and said aggrievedly.

"You ...... Xianggong"

"It's okay if I'm wrong, little sister....... Zhu Xin hurriedly lowered his head and admitted his mistake, he was most afraid of seeing Wu Xiaomei's aggrieved appearance.

Wu Lao Whistle and his wife saw it in their eyes, happy in their eyebrows, Wu Lao Whistle proudly raised his eyebrows at Aunt Wu, Aunt Wu understood, and quietly gave him a thumbs up.

Zhu Xin will be very proud in his heart, if it weren't for the fact that this fool would be of great use in the future, with you, you would be able to hit me!

"Well, anyway, we're a family now, I'm a big person, and I have to leave tomorrow. ”

"I'll go too"

"I'll go too"

The brothers and sisters of the Wu family almost spoke in unison, Zhu Xin touched it and pondered for a while, and replied: "Okay, but we have to clean up the mess left by the bull's nose first."

You know, the custom of the mountain people will catch a rooster on the beam when they go to the beam, and the longer the rooster stays on the beam, the better the omen, but now, the rooster that was originally majestic and high-spirited is like an eggplant beaten by frost, wilting.

Wu Lao Whistle was shocked, this time he didn't dare to say that he was a person in the world who had rushed to two sets in three years, he didn't understand!

"The Golden Book Sword Taiji Diagram, this is indeed a treasure map of the town house, but you see, where is the tip of the sword he drawn, facing inward, the heart is really vicious, this is to cut off the Wu family!"

Zhu Xin said, the body lightly, the person to the beam, a shake of the hand, the cold light shining knife appeared in the hand again, followed by a splash of sawdust, the paintings on the beam disappeared, Zhu Xin called Wu Jiujin to take the pen and ink, the beam of the person churned, not long after, a golden book sword Taiji diagram appeared on the beam, not only the tip of the sword outward, the golden book seems to be exuding bursts of book fragrance, the sword is also colorful, originally some flying mosquitoes escaped in a moment, Taiji Tu is swaying a peaceful atmosphere, making people feel like a spring breeze。

"It's amazing"

Wu Jiujin was suddenly shocked, can I really hit him twice? looked at his hand, and then looked at Zhu Xin's dark circles.

Zhu Xin patted Wu Jiujin's shoulder, "It's not too stupid, it's saved!"

Zhu Xin, a good son-in-law, buried four knives in the four corners of the house, with the edges facing outward.

"My arrangement today is enough to protect the Wu family for three hundred years, and everything is blessed."

Wu Lao Sentry listened to these words, was grateful, put down the figure of the old man, bowed his head and bowed, where did Zhu Xin dare to accept it, he hurriedly helped this cheap old man up, and said straight in his mouth, "I can't help it, I can't help it!"

Wu Xiaomei giggled, her eyes were full of little stars, I am so handsome!

Next, it's time to clean up that obscene old way, Zhu Xin smiled secretly, he had already locked the breath of the old way, if it wasn't for that dead bull nose, how could he become someone else's son-in-law, it's not right, if that's the case, then shouldn't you thank that cow nose!

Hmph, Lao Tzu thanked him for a hammer and an immortal board!

Dare to tease my future daughter-in-law and see how he dies?

At night, bursts of smoke rose in the mountain village, insects were chirping everywhere, the moonlight was sprinkled on the bamboo forest, and a patch of mottled was sprinkled on the ground through the bamboo leaves, Lao Dao would still sit on the ground, his internal breath was disturbed by Zhu Xin, and the true yuan in his body was chaotic, and it took a lot of effort to finally suppress it, and then gathered on the Yongquan acupoint, as long as he was able to exit the body from the Yongquan acupoint with a single blow, he only needed to breathe in to recover, but Zhu Xin walked over with a bowl of bacon noodles in one hand.

"Dead cow nose, dare to pit Lao Tzu, originally just wanted to order food and then pick up someone to play, but somehow became someone's son-in-law, and when he became someone's son-in-law, he had to wipe your ass for you, you said you should not be beaten"

After speaking, Hula La took a bite of noodles, gnawed off a bone in the noodle bowl, and then threw it towards Lao Dao.

Lao Dao was so anxious that he didn't dare to move, watching the bone smash on his forehead.

"Hey, why don't you move, I know, you're playing one, two, three, wooden man, try again"

Zhu Xin threw another bone, and Lao Dao really didn't move, but his breath was obviously thicker.

"I really don't move."

Zhu Xin put down the bowl, touched the ground with his fingers, and then drew on the old Dao's face, and said while drawing: "I like to draw the most, especially the turtle, your two beards really look like a turtle's feet, I can draw two strokes less!"

Lao Dao is angry, those people on weekdays, when they see him, they all nod their heads, for fear of angering him, today is good, he was humiliated by a hairy boy, it is really a tiger falling Pingyang was bullied by dogs!

"Ahhh

Zhu Xin was taken aback, "Are you going crazy, fortunately, I have learned how to treat sheep epilepsy?"

After speaking, the chopsticks in his hand were divided into two and pierced into the Yongquan point of the old man's feet.

There seemed to be a sneering sound of air leakage in the bamboo forest, and the old Taoist shouted "Don't" and flew out of the bamboo forest.

Zhu Xin put his hand to his ear, "What did you say, I didn't hear it?"