Peach blossoms are everywhere, not an inch of grass grows, money lands, and people are not guaranteed.

When they saw Chun Sanniang throwing out a string of money so indifferently, the fans present also felt that Chun Sanniang was quite cool and powerful!

The camera turns! A man with a sloppy beard and quite plump eyebrows shook a round fan, closed his eyes and said, "What are you doing in May Mountain?" This female devil has always been without treasures."

"I'll go, why is Xingye doing this?"

"Damn, Xing Ye is really subversive!"

The fans were a little shocked, but then after seeing the Supreme Treasure open his eyes, he looked cross-eyed, looked at the people who were kneeling on the ground with some dizziness, and stood up angrily: "You fools, what are you doing with all the silver coins on your heads?" ”

"Put it down!"

The Supreme Treasure walked towards the bandits and said loudly at the same time.

"No, the money is on the ground, and the head is not guaranteed, helper!"

The second master said tremblingly.

"What do you say? Second, in charge? ”

The Supreme Treasure roared loudly, but he grabbed the blind man's neck and asked angrily: "You are so seedless, how can you be my second master!" ”

The blind man spared his life and said: "Helper, I am not the second master, I am blind!" He's the second in charge! “

The blind man pointed to the second master, and the second master also hurriedly said: "I am the second master!" ”

The Supreme Treasure pushed the blind man away: "Don't I know the way?" ”

Supreme Treasure: I don't know the way?

(Pointing to a person next to him)

Do I shame you by scolding the blind?

(Turns)

You're still running--!

(chases in front of a dog)

Look at your virtue, sneaky and embarrassing, showing your eyes and showing a human and dog, how can you come out with me to explore the rivers and lakes. Yes?

The second master: the helper. I'm here!

Supreme Treasure: Still not showing up? Look around

The second master: show up to help the leader! You have been hit by the Seven Wounds Fist on Kunlun Mountain. Now the injuries are starting to kick in!

Supreme Treasure: You still dare to say that if you hadn't shrunk your neck that day, how could I have been shot in the nose?

The second master: This way, help the master!

Blind: Sigh and shake your head

The Seven Wounds Fist has hurt the gang leader so badly!

Second master: Helper, I was so scared that I knelt down! I heard that I was hit by the Seven Wounds, first of all, I became cross-eyed, and then, I was deaf and couldn't hear the sound, and the last thing was to be cold. The voice is out of control, and all the voices are out of tune, and after the worst, the internal organs explode, and then they are dead! Helper, are you cross-eyed?

Supreme Treasure: Who said I was cross-eyed? I'm just focusing on one point to change the way I think about things, okay? I can't spread rumors anymore, and you want to steal my seat?

The second master: Don't dare, help the master! Can't!

Supreme Treasure: Don't dare? I'll trample you to death!

(Stepping on a clump of grass)

Can't? I stepped on-! I've stepped on it for so long, even if it doesn't hurt, I can just deal with two sounds!

Second-in-command: (deliberately)

Yes! Ah!

Supreme Treasure: Roger! Okay, let's prepare guys to kill the spring thirty mothers!

Everyone: Huh?!

Supreme Treasure: What are you afraid of, I have everything with me!

Next. The plot is advancing little by little, and everyone can't stop laughing. Supreme Bao was about to kill the spring thirty niang who took a bath, but the result was defeated, and then, it seemed to be very backbone, when he heard the spring thirty niang say, when he knelt down and had nothing to do, he also knelt down immediately.

When Supreme Treasure could only walk with his hands, he jumped into the dung pit all of a sudden, which made fans laugh and cramp.

"Ha Luha, Nima, laugh at me, this blind man is simply infinite!"

"These two masters and star masters, the performance is simply too good!"

"Kill me!"

The plot has been advancing, and all the fans who watched it were about to go crazy with laughter, and then, the plot next entered Gao X, Bai Jingjing appeared, and the joke of the invisibility charm made the fans vomit out everything they ate!

When everyone thought that they would always be happy like this, then, the plot was reversed, the Bull Demon King came to take revenge, Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing couldn't beat the Bull Demon King, so they had to take the Supreme Treasure and the second master to hide in the Pansi Cave. Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang became enemies, and in the chaos, Chun Thirty Niang applied the 'Aphrodisiac Dafa' to the second master, and the Supreme Treasure took the injured Bai Jingjing and fled to a cliff.

When the Supreme Treasure said affectionately, "Supreme Treasure: Afraid! But I can't help it, because I don't want you to see me and think of someone else. ”

The audience at the scene was also a little heavy, but when they were not sad, Supreme Treasure and Bai Jingjing couldn't control the urgency of hugging, which made everyone's mood improve again

When everyone saw the child born to Chun Thirty Niang and lied to Jingjing that the ion was born to her and the Supreme Treasure, Jingjing was grief-stricken and committed suicide, everyone was a little angry and depressed.

"You stupid, why don't you wait?"

"Damn, Spring Thirty Niang Zhen Nyima is bad!"

"Alas, I'm!"

The fans were furious, and at this time, the Supreme Treasure had already used the Moonlight Treasure Box to go back to save Jingjing, but it was too late!

The Supreme Treasure ran back again, ready to cross again!

Second master: Hey, wife, wife! Hey, my wife

Supreme Treasure: Your wife is about to come out, what are you in a hurry!

Second Master: I haven't finished yet, how did you know the Tao?

(At this time, Chun Thirty Niang flew out of the body of the Bull Demon King.) )

Second master: It's really out!

Spring Thirty Niang: Go wow!

The second master: lady! Wife!

(Pounding the door desperately.) )

Supreme Treasure: Paroparamita--!

(Time Travel Again)

Second Master: Wow! Ascend to immortal again! Hey, why do you say 'again'?

Supreme Treasure: (Back in the cave)

(See Jingjing fall to the ground and die)

And so on and so forth! I'm Kao! Again!

(Runs out of the cave)

Second master: Hey, wife, wife! ay

Supreme Treasure: I warn you not to bother me!

Second Master: Hey. Why do you want me not to bother you? You say!

Supreme Treasure: You're really wordy!

Second Master: yes. I also feel that I am very wordy, why what?

(At this time, Chun Thirty Niang flew out of the body of the Bull Demon King.) )

Second master: Come out!

Spring Thirty Niang: Go wow!

Although it is a tragic clip, the fans are quite happy and excited to see it, and the countless laughter in the screening hall has been coming and going, and when the Supreme Treasure traveled to 500 years ago, the Zixia Fairy finally appeared!

"It's beautiful!"

The appearance of the Purple Fairy. Let everyone feel that their eyes are bright, when Fairy Zixia and the Four Heavenly Kings of Erlang God met, Fairy Zixia's words: "Even if he is a monster, I will follow him for the rest of my life, if I can't be with the person I like, even if I am the Jade Emperor, I will not be happy"

"Dare to love and hate, Zhipeng, I want to be with you for the rest of my life."

"Yes, definitely." Yan Zhipeng hugged the object and said.

The other people present were also a little touched. The movie has sped up, and the two "Journey to the West" in the world of the other world. Some of these clips are too procrastinating, and when Zhao Ze was filming, he reduced Zixia and Qingxia, day and night, and the scene with Supreme Treasure a lot.

In this way, the sense of rhythm is also strengthened, and then the Supreme Treasure is in the Bull Demon King's Palace, and wants to marry the Bull Demon King's sister, and the plot arrives at the classic lie sown by the Supreme Treasure!

"Why are you here?"

The Supreme Treasure ran and saw the Zixia Fairy sitting under the pavilion, and was a little puzzled.

Swish!

Fairy Zixia took out the sword and pointed at the Supreme Treasure!

"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters from my throat, but, after a quarter of a pillar of incense, the mistress of the sword will fall in love with me completely, because I have decided to tell a lie, although I have told countless lies in my life, but this one, I think, is the most perfect."

The camera is in a static state, and the voiceover of Supreme Treasure makes fans a little confused.

"Half a step further home, I'll kill you!"

Fairy Zixia said indifferently.

"You should do this, I should die too, there was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it, the most painful thing in life is this, your sword cut under my throat! Look no further! If God could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that girl, I love you! If I had to put a deadline on top of this love, I would like it to be 10,000 years! “

Supreme Treasure said affectionately with tears in his eyes.

Fairy Zixia was inexplicably moved, the long sword fell to the ground, and her heartbeat accelerated: "Then how do you explain to your lady?" ”

"I must explain, so I want to take back the moonlight treasure box, take you back with me, and make it clear to them! I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that there will be thousands of people scolding me in the future, and I will bear it alone! ”

With the words of the Supreme Treasure, Zixia also promised to help the Supreme Treasure get back the Moonlight Treasure Box, seeing this plot, many people present expressed their understanding on the one hand, because the Supreme Treasure was to save Bai Jingjing, and some people hated the Supreme Treasure for deceiving the Zixia Fairy.

The Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan came together, and when they saw the whispering between Princess Iron Fan and Sun Wukong, everyone suddenly realized, Nima, really seduced her sister-in-law!

"I'll go, God turns, Nima, Sun Wukong has a hand!"

"Damn, I think of a sentence now, it's not as delicious as dumplings, and it's not as fun as sister-in-law!"

"But what happens next?"

Everyone laughed, and continued to look down, seeing that Tang Seng was in prison, holding the hand of the Supreme Treasure and asked, Do you know what is the Dang Dang?

Supreme Treasure: What bell?

Tang Seng: The bell has to be bell, the bell is the bell, that is

On——lyyou——！ can accompany me to the Western Meridian;

On——lyyou——！ Able to kill demons and eliminate demons;

Onlyyou can protect me, so that crabs and mussels can't eat me;

Your greatest skill is Onlyyou——!

Supreme Treasure: Hey

Tang Seng: On-lyyou——! Don't blame the master for muttering;

Put on the golden hoop, don't be afraid of death and don't tremble;

I'll come with the black cauldron, send you to death, and do my best for all sentient beings!

The sacrifice is worth it, Amitabha!

Supreme Treasure: I really can't, I'll tell you

Tang Seng: On-On——!

Supreme Treasure: On, you're fucking big! You're not done!

When Tang Seng's lyrics sounded, the entire moviegoers laughed completely!

"I'm going, Nima, this Tang monk actually made an English song!"

"Haha, amused me to death, do you dare to be so bullish?"

"I'll carry the black cauldron, send you to death, Nima, I can't do it, let me laugh a little longer!"

"Damn, Tainyima is funny,!"

"Today is the first time I know that Tang Seng can still shoot like this!"

"If it were me, I wouldn't be able to stand Tang Seng beating him!"

At this time, fans finally understood what Zhao Ze said, what is called laughing until cramps!

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