Sunday, October 2nd! "Journey to the West" will be released today!

For the National Day, office workers and students have to take a holiday, therefore, the movie theater is also quite popular, and the major theaters are also lined up, as if there is a long line, which looks quite scary!

In front of a theater in Yanjing!

"Hey, buddy, what movie are you going to watch?"

""Journey to the West", I'm here for Xingye!"

"Damn, it's the same, I also want to watch "Journey to the West?"

The people in the long queue were obviously bored, so everyone also chatted!

"Didn't you hear about "Journey to the West"? I'm going to watch "Fantasy Journey to the West", "Fantasy Journey to the West" Wu Jing plays Sun Wukong quite handsomely, so naturally I want to watch it. ”

In the crowd, a thin man who looked like a student spoke.

"Damn, your sister, don't you know that we are all boycotting "Fantasy Journey to the West"?"

"That's it, who doesn't know that Peter Colin, the director of "Fantasy Journey to the West", dares to insult our Huaxia, your sister, do you still dare to watch it, do you have a little shame and patriotism?"

"You just watch "Wuji", "Myth", and "Riding Alone for a Thousand Miles" is better than watching this movie, people are scolded like that, do you dare to watch it?"

As soon as the thin man said that he wanted to watch "Fantasy Journey to the West", a large group of patriots in the theater began to say with disdain.

"You're really interesting, Nima, this has something to do with patriotism, how Peter Colin scolds is his business, and besides, I support Wu Jing, hehe. Brother just watch "Fantasy Journey to the West". You are not convinced. Bite me? ”

The thin man looked like he was underbeaten, and what he said made people even more angry.

"Bang!"

Behind him, an obese man, wearing a green vest and a dragon tattooed on his arm, crawled down the thin man with one punch, and said coldly: "Trash, if you beat you, you will be beaten." ”

Hit him!

That's right. Hit him!

As soon as everyone was encouraged, they beat the thin man violently, and then said loudly: "Who else watches "Fantasy Journey to the West"? ”

With such a scene, who would dare to say that they want to watch "Fantasy Journey to the West"?

Everyone continued to line up, and the thin man with a swollen face cried loudly: "I'll just watch a movie, how can you bully people so much?" ”

Other theaters did not start fighting because someone watched "Fantasy Journey to the West", except for boycotting "Fantasy Journey to the West". I'm also talking about the three movies that were released yesterday!

""Wuji" can't even understand what's going on, but. The meat scene in the middle is quite good, but as for "Myth", it's a little disappointing! ”

"You can take a look at "Journey to the West", Ha Luha, I am on April Fool's Day, the prophet Lu Dao's love confession declaration!"

"I'm looking forward to watching it, but I don't know if this movie will be disappointed!"

In major theaters, the most discussed is "Journey to the West", even if the current reviews of "Journey to the West" are somewhat polarized, but this cannot stop everyone's expectations for this movie.

Yan Zhipeng took his girlfriend, and when he heard the discussion about "Journey to the West" in front of him, he was also a little proud, and said to his girlfriend with a smile: "Wait a minute, you will be able to see me, my character, you must not recognize it!" ”

"I saw you taking pictures, you told me earlier, how could I not recognize it?"

My girlfriend said with some amusement.

"Okay, but I can tell you, when I was filming, it was so cool!"

Yan Zhipeng said with a smile.

"Dude, you said you filmed "Journey to the West?"

Someone behind him asked suspiciously.

"Yes, didn't the crew have a visit at the beginning, so I went, and Zhao Zeda also asked me to play a toad spirit with lines."

Yan Zhipeng heard someone ask, and said very chic and proudly.

"Damn, I really envy you, do you have any photos!"

"I'm X, I went there last time the crew visited, why didn't I see you?"

"Hehe, brother is a lucky fan, you naturally didn't see it, na, I'll let you take a look at the photo!"

Yan Zhipeng saw more and more people coming around, feeling quite face-saving, and at the same time, he took out the photos in his mobile phone.

"I'll go, there are more in this photo than on the Internet, these monsters, it's so realistic!"

"Nima, buddy, what's your name? Make a friend, send me some of these photos! ”

"Brother, you make a price for the photo, I sold it!"

"I really envy that you still have lines, so what, sign a name?"

Surrounded by people like stars holding the moon, Yan Zhipeng suddenly felt that he was really enjoying it.

"Okay, stop pretending, we'll buy tickets right away!"

His girlfriend's words and the shadowless claw brought Yan Zhipeng back to reality, and he smiled and said: "Everyone add my Q group, and I will share it in the group then, there are so many people today, I will go to buy tickets to watch the movie first." ”

Don't go, what's the Q group?

"Seventy-eighty-one seven-three-two-ninety-two (This is Baoxing's book friend group, brothers and sisters who subscribe and brothers and sisters who want to support Baoxing genuinely, you can add it!) ）”

After speaking, Yan Zhipeng had already bought the ticket and left!

"Nima, what is the group number that the goods just said?"

Seventy-eight-one-seven-three-two-ninety-two!

Yan Zhipeng bought the first movie with his girlfriend, and after getting the ticket, he hurriedly entered the screening hall of "Journey to the West", and when he saw the people in the screening hall, he also felt a little lucky!

It turned out that in the 250-seat screening room, there were only two of them left!

"I don't know if this movie will be as good as advertised?"

"There should be, after all, the trailer is really pretty good!"

"You can't say that, maybe, it's not that good?"

"Shhhhh

As the movie began, the lights in the screening room turned off. Silent!

All of them. I watched the movie seriously!

The movie begins. When everyone heard Guanyin say to Sun Wukong that he colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat Tang Seng, fans felt quite puzzled, and continued to watch, when Tang Seng who was watching on the side said that Sun Wukong "How can he talk to Sister Guanyin like this', some couldn't help laughing!

When Sun Wukong was about to fight Guanyin, he threw the moonlight treasure box into the distance. At this time, Tang Seng ran over with the moonlight treasure box.

Tang Seng: Hey, hey, hey! Don't be angry, you will be angry! Wukong, you're too naughty, I told you not to throw things, why are you... You see I'm not done yet, and you're throwing the stick away! The moonlight treasure box is a treasure, and if you throw it away, it will pollute the environment, what if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit the children, it's not right to hit those flowers and plants. (Wukong grabbed the moonlight treasure box in Tang Seng's hand) Tang Seng: What are you doing?

Goku: Let it go!

Tang Seng: What do you want? Wukong, if you want to, you can speak, if you don't say how I know what you want, although you look at me very sincerely. But you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want to, do you? Do you really want to? ……

Goku: I'm Kao! (Wukong knocks Tang Seng down with one punch.) )

Guanyin: Huh? Monkey king!

Wukong: Did you see that? This guy doesn't have anything to do, but he talks at length about his mother-in-law and mother-in-law, as if there is a fly all day long. Airplanes...... Sorry, not one, it's a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzz... Airplanes... Airplanes... Airplanes... Fly into your ears and help! (Goku falls to the ground and rolls in pain.) )

Wukong: So, I grabbed the fly and squeezed its belly, pulled its intestines out, and then used its intestines to strangle his neck and pull it hard, huh--! The whole tongue sticks out! I'll pick up my knife again--! The whole world is pure. Now everyone understands, why do you want to kill him!

All the audience, listening to Sun Wukong's words, suddenly felt quite understanding him, and Tang Seng's words just now made everyone, for this mother-in-law Tang Seng, completely subvert everyone's understanding.

After a fight, when Guanyin subdued Sun Wukong and was about to kill Sun Wukong, Tang Seng turned over his words, as if, deep in his memory, he was one with Tang Seng in the original book of "Journey to the West"!

"Journey to the West"

It wasn't until this time that the movie suddenly seemed to be the beginning, and everyone was more serious about knowing how things would develop next!

At the beginning of the feature film, a desolate desert, from a distance, a woman came on horseback, and the mute saw this situation, went back to report the news, the comparison was not clear, and the bandits laughed loudly! The second boss told everyone to be careful, saying that there was a woman outside who wanted to come in.

The blind man said on the side: "The second master, do you guess it is possible that it is an officer and soldier!" ”

The second master: "No wonder people call you blind, haven't you seen a dumb ass twisting around?" ”

Blind man: "Writhing around, maybe hemorrhoids!" ”

The second master heard the blind man's words and said angrily: "Even if there is, it is just an officer and soldier with hemorrhoids, what are you afraid of?" ”

Everyone burst into laughter, with the sound of the voice, a woman came in outside, and inserted a peach blossom into the door, the second master looked vigilant at this time, and asked angrily who it was, the woman's expression was very calm, saying that she wanted to find a place to fall and wash the dust on her body, and in the face of the second master's rhetorical question, the woman lightly analyzed that this was not an inn, but a black shop.

The second master smiled lewdly: "Knowing that it is a black shop, you still dare to come in, aren't you afraid of sheep falling into the tiger's mouth?" ”

The woman said lightly: "Who is the sheep and who is the tiger, it's too early to say, if the uncle is a robber, aren't you afraid that I am the head of the robber?" ”

The second master slammed the table: "Who are you sacred?" ”

The woman's face showed a charming smile, the wind rose, the peach blossoms on the door were blown away, and she turned around suddenly, revealing the tattoo on her shoulder, and everyone's faces changed greatly, and the woman said lightly, "The peach blossoms are everywhere, not an inch of grass grows, money lands, and people don't cover their heads." ”

When the words fell, a string of money was thrown out by it!

PS: I said, today the plot of "Journey to the West" will be released in China, and the next will continue to code words, in addition, don't talk about Bao Xingshui, writing the plot of the movie, it really takes more time than writing other content, this chapter, it took more than two hours, and after the last, ask for everyone's support, Bao Xing will stay up all night to code words. (To be continued......)