Chapter 178: Hilarious "East Becomes West"
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"East Evil West Poison Southern Emperor and Northern Beggar, these five are well-known characters in Mr. Zhao Xingchi's book "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and their heroic deeds are believed to be familiar to everyone.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, ......here's some ridiculous things about their youth, don't get too excited, they might give you a spook. ”
As such an opening sentence was finished, a scene of commotion appeared on the movie screen, and many minions fled in all directions, shouting: "Ouyang Feng is reversed!" Ouyang Feng rebelled! ”
"Poof!" Ren Hui, who was watching the movie in the audience, just drank a sip of Coke and squirted out directly, and then coughed again and again: "I'm the second Ao, which one is this play?" ”
His wife Yuan Shan couldn't help but start coughing at this time, and watched in amazement as Ouyang Feng, who was dressed strangely, appeared in a golden hall.
"Escort! Escort! ”
"Protect the Emperor! Protect the Emperor! ”
With the chaotic yelling, there was a fight scene of dancing and sword-fighting.
Ouyang Feng and his cousin want to plot to usurp the throne?
Ren Dahui and Yuan Shan glanced at each other, you look at me, I look at you, they are a little dumbfounded, this shouldn't be the plot in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", right?
Ren General Assembly was speechless and said: "No wonder the opening remarks said that this was a ridiculous thing when Wujue was young, and let us not get too excited, it is really ridiculous enough." ”
Yuan Shan asked suspiciously: "Is this really a script written by Stephen Zhao himself?" This is too subversive, right? ”
Ren General Assembly said uncertainly: "It should be." ”
The family of three is all fans of Stephen Zhao, and they all like to read "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", like "Huang Rong", like "Guo Jing", and envy the peerless martial arts in the book. For the five "East Evil West Poison Southern Emperor and Northern Beggar's Divine Power", the two of them are naturally very familiar, and all of them are first-class masters.
Five people inside. Ouyang Feng of Western Poison is the most hated character, the owner of the White Camel Villa in the Western Regions, who is ruthless and vicious, strong in martial arts, and good at poisoning. But no matter what, everyone has to admire this guy. is really a first-class powerful person in the world.
However, what is going on with Ouyang Feng in the movie "East Becomes West"?
Plotting with his cousin to usurp the throne?
Subversion!
This is really subversive to the extreme!
Looking at Ouyang Feng's performance again, his movements are exaggerated, his speech is exaggerated, his expression is exaggerated, what kind of "toad magic skill first style", when he laughs, he is even more unscrupulous, and the whole living treasure.
Yuan Shan was quickly amused and laughed, and then said, "Don't say it, although this Ouyang Feng is subversive enough. But it's funny, it's funny. ”
"The sea is immeasurable! The sea is immeasurable......"
"What a sea is immeasurable, princess, go quickly, if you don't leave, it's too late!"
When the two were talking, the movie showed that the princess was chased and killed by Ouyang Feng, and then worked hard to use the trick "The Sea is Immeasurable", but there was no response, and she had to escape on horseback under the persuasion of the palace maid.
Ren Dahui, who originally felt a little uncomfortable, couldn't help laughing: "." How did Stephen Zhao come up with this, this princess is too tricky, right? And there is no immeasurable martial arts in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", is it good? ”
"I'll just let you get revenge. I didn't say I was going to die. ”
"Banana, you Barra!"
"It's not that I don't want to go, I have a centipede in my stomach, how do you tell me to go? Go yourself! ”
"Uncle Guo and the queen are here, oops, I'm going to die......"
"Don't let me try my invincible flying boots!"
"It's so amazing, boots can fly?"
"When you're done, you'll know how faithful I am!"
"Machine. I haven't seen it for a few years, it's very well developed, and it's full of muscles! ”
"Uncle Shi, I'm not a machine, I'm a place."
"Do you have a solid development? Let me take a look at your pectoral muscles! ”
"If only he would be happy. Where will I be your uncle? I've been your wife a long time ago! ”
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subversive lines one after another, especially the role of the old naughty boy Zhou Botong, who actually spoofed a female man in "East Becomes West".
"Haha......ha
The people in the audience basically didn't read the novel "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and then watching this movie, everyone was a little stupid when they were amused, and they almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Nima, this Stephen Zhao really plays dead people and doesn't pay for his life, he spoofed his own novel!" ”
Zhou Hongxing is a non-famous film critic, and he was still conducting a professional analysis of the movie "East Becomes West", but looking at the funny characters on the screen and those spoof lines, he couldn't help but laugh out of shape.
Especially when he heard that Huang Yaoshi and his junior sister were flirting and scolding, a "affectionate knife" and "a dry wood and fire palm", he laughed so much that tears flowed out.
"I'll go, how does this Stephen Zhao's head grow, you can think of such hilarious lines? Absolutely, really absolutely! Zhou Hongxing patted the arm of the seat to express his excitement and happiness.
As a non-famous film critic, Zhou Hongxing belongs to the grassroots kind, sometimes writing film reviews for free, purely for the experience of watching movies, and sometimes taking orders, being hired by film companies to help write touted film reviews, and the concept of an online water army.
came to attend the premiere of "East Becomes West", Zhou Hongxing was hired by Red Star Media Company to write film reviews.
When accepting the employment, Zhou Hongxing was disdainful in his heart, and he didn't expect such a well-known writer to cheat when he made a movie and released it. However, as a "professional", Zhou Hongxing is still very professional, and he specially read the novel "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" before coming.
To be honest, the novel "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" is really good, Zhou Hongxing himself has the urge to turn around and become a fan, and he also has a little expectation for the release of "East Becomes West".
However, this does not change the impression of Stephen Zhao and "East Becomes West" in his mind: a film of not very good quality.
For a film of good quality, Stephen Zhao should not hire a non-famous film critic like him to water the movie.
Sure enough, after the beginning of the movie, Zhou Hongxing found that the picture of the movie, the acting skills of the actors, the costumes of the characters, the handling of the shots, etc., were all very rough, and the theme of the movie was also spoofed, and the style was almost the same as, pee, and fart.
The only bright spot, Zhou Hongxing thinks is the opening song "Who is the Big Hero", the light and playful melody, with the names of the martial arts moves in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", it sounds very emotional.
However, the more he looked down, especially after Zhou Hongxing himself was amused, his feelings were different.
To put it simply, this is a spoof movie, a collection of all kinds of, pee and fart, but I have to say that the plot of this movie is handled very well, telling a complete story, the overall style is very funny, very entertaining, and it is a comedy movie that can make people laugh and feel comfortable after watching it.
"This movie can be rated 8 and highly recommended to watch!" Zhou Hongxing commented in his heart. (To be continued......)