"Heavenly Monarch...... I'm anxious to ......" Zhang Xuan followed Gu Qing into Gu's house in a moving iron cabinet, and immediately couldn't wait to say his demands.

In fact, he has long wanted to solve his personal problems, but he has no idea where to go along the way.

The ground was too clean, there was almost no shade, and there were women everywhere......

Zhang Xuan, who is not used to the size X everywhere, is very pitiful.

Not to mention that the yellow-haired immortal's magic weapon is so fast this way, and he is about to pee, okay!

It's not that I'm scared to pee, it's that I'm really going to pee!

Gu Qing heard Zhang Xuan's request, and silently led him to the bathroom, pointing to the toilet.

"Lift the lid on it, urinate in the water, then press and hold the iron button on the side to flush it, and then lower the lid."

This apartment has always been her living alone, her parents live in the old town, so this toilet washer is put down all year round, and now there is a man in the house, you must tell him to lift the washer more conveniently.

Otherwise, she will be unlucky in the future.

After Gu Qing finished speaking, he thoughtfully closed the door and went out.

Zhang Xuan, who was anxious, studied in the bathroom for a long time, and finally reached out......

Lift the lid of the water tank.

……

Tianjun, it's so high, you can't urinate in the poor tract......

Zhang Xuan struggled for a while, climbed into the toilet seat in shame, stood tremblingly in the posture of standing on the plum blossom pile, made it easy to enter the water tank, and gently jumped off the toilet.

He gently closed the lid and studied how it was convenient for a woman for a long time.

Could it be that the Heavenly Monarch uses to fly, so he, a mortal, has to take a horse step?

Why is this water so clean......

It's a shame.

That's it, just do whatever the Heavenly Monarch commands.

Zhang Xuan bent down and put his hand into the water of the toilet to clean his hand, and then pressed the button next to him.

Brush Lala......

The sound of the water vibrating and gushing out frightened Zhang Xuan, and he almost took three or two steps to escape from the bathroom.

He turned the doorknob like Gu Qing and went out easily.

Thankfully, the toilet room of Tianjun's house is not the transparent door of the restaurant!

Otherwise he will blush and die!

In the kitchen, Gu Qing was making instant noodles. As a doctor who is used to working overtime and staying in the hospital for two meals, Gu Qing has nothing to eat in the refrigerator, but there are still a lot of instant noodles in the cupboard.

Although the instant noodles are not nutritious, they are super fragrant when cooked, and as soon as Zhang Xuan went out, he smelled the fragrance of the hooked person's index finger, and his stomach gurgled.

"Hungry, huh? I'm so sorry, you came from afar and helped me go home, so I only have instant noodles to entertain you. I'll take you out for dinner, so I'll make some work now. Gu Qing picked up the noodles neatly and put them in front of Zhang Xuan.

"Braised beef noodles, not spicy, eat and see."

Zhang Xuan thanked him, took the chopsticks, and took a bite gently, the rich fragrance invaded his taste buds, making him can't help it......

frowned.

'It's salty. It seems that the salt of the heavenly realm is not worth a tight amount. ’

The food of Da Chu is mainly steamed, and there are also fried, fried, and stewed, but the taste is rarely so strong. Modern people have passed the test of gutter oil and all kinds of heavy salt and heavy oil, which made poor Zhang Xuan almost unable to swallow this strange bowl of noodles.

Gu Qing saw Zhang Xuan's expression and knew that he didn't think instant noodles were delicious, she was used to eating them well in ancient times, but her body on her side was quite acceptable to junk food, but she was not so intuitively sad as Zhang Xuan.

Seeing that Zhang Xuan finished eating, Gu Qing led him to the kitchen, taught him how to turn on the faucet, which side was hot and which side was cold, and handed him a towel, which was no different from the old mother.

Da Chu's fastidious people have to rinse their mouths and wipe their faces after meals, and Gu Qing naturally won't let Zhang Xuan be sloppy and be wronged.

Although I don't know what happened to him to be unkempt, an ancient person must be more afraid than her in ancient times, especially if she is wearing Zhang Xuan is really wearing it, you can imagine how frightened he is.

Being able to take care of him without poking his sore spots is already the ultimate that Gu Qing can do.

"Thank you so much for the guidance of the Heavenly Monarch, I just found it all the way outside, I was really scared, I just felt that the sky and the earth were like a dream...... No, even if I were to dream, I wouldn't be able to dream of such a strange artifact......"

"I can go home in Da Chu, it's all thanks to you helping me again and again. Now that you're here, it's my duty to take care of you. ”

Gu Qing said this in her mouth, but she was thinking about what to do in her heart, she had done half of the formalities, and she was waiting to go abroad next year. Now that Zhang Xuan is here, out of morality, she really shouldn't have left him here and then gone abroad by herself. But if you don't go abroad, you have the opportunity to learn that you finally get......

To be a man with a conscience, there can still be a chance to go abroad, leave Zhang Xuan here alone, and no one will know if he dies in the house, so forget it.

Gu Qing just struggled for a while, and immediately dismissed his idea.

"Daochang Zhang, don't call me Tianjun, no one here shouts like that. You can call me by my name Gu Qing, and I will also call you Zhang Xuan, how about it? ”

Gu Qing communicated with Zhang Xuan in Da Chu's official dialect. "We use northern dialect here, you don't understand the language, you have to learn from me for a while before you can go out on your own."

Zhang Xuan nodded.

"Follow the customs, I listen to you, God...... Gu Qing. ”

Zhang Xuan stared at herself with such dark and pure eyes and shouted her name, Gu Qing didn't know why she blushed.

Maybe it's because Mrs. Qiu is used to it, she has long been used to treating Zhang Xuan with the eyes of a younger generation, treating him like a grandchild. But as soon as he said "Gu Qing", she reacted immediately.

"Zhang Xuan, how old are you this year? I'm afraid it's thirty-four or five, right? ”

"I'm five in my Chinese New Year's Eve."

……

"Sure enough, is there a special method in Longhu Mountain? Last time, Daoist Zhang Xuanji taught me the art of beauty ......" Gu Qing looked at Zhang Xuan expectantly with big eyes.

What did they say at the time? She can't remember!

Mrs. Qiu has been doing too much, and she has almost forgotten what these beauty techniques are for!

"You want to learn? I can teach you, but it's just a few ways to swallow. Zhang Xuan has noticed that there are old and young immortals on the street, I am afraid that some people like young faces, and some people like old ones.

Gu Tian may have attained enlightenment as a young man, so he has always been like a young woman.

But he needs to always remember that Gu Tianjun is a person who has attained the Tao, and he is afraid that he can be his grandmother for many generations, and he must not be presumptuous.

"You're eight years older than me here, so don't use 'you'." Gu Qing twisted his □ uncomfortably. "We rarely use that kind of language for young people here."

"I'll measure your □ and go out and change your clothes. Nobody wears that now, and it's too hot for you to wear this now. ”

It was early winter when Zhang Xuan "sent God", and now N City is still late summer, so wear it like this...... It is also a shame that he is a cultivator, with a good temperament and strong endurance.

If she were replaced, she would definitely tear her clothes on the street.

Gu Qing turned on the air conditioner in the room, told him not to run around, and found the necessary tape measure for Taobao shopping from the room and asked him to stand up.

"Stand against the wall, yes, stand still." Gu Qing stood in front of Zhang Xuan and stood on tiptoe.

Zhang Xuan blushed against the door, looking at the familiar and unfamiliar "Heavenly Monarch" standing in front of him gently, busy with him.

She is much more generous and comfortable than the woman of Da Chu, even if she sticks so close, she doesn't care. By this narrow door, Gu Qing on tiptoe gave Zhang Xuan a very special feeling. Because Gu Qing was shorter than him, he could only lower his head slightly to see her.

"Don't look down, I'll have to make another trip to change if the clothes are small." Gu Qing handed him the tape measure in his hand, "You take it first, I'll remember your height." ”

Zhang Xuan took the tape measure handed over by Gu Qing in a daze.

Her hands are white and her fingers are slender.

Gu Qing made a direct mark on the door frame, asked Zhang Xuan to leave, and grabbed the tape measure from his palm and measured it.

"One meter seventy-six ......" Gu Qing nodded, "It is considered tall among the men of Da Chu." Let's put it aside, this is also a standard figure. ”

For some reason, Zhang Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

It's like a pet who is praised by his owner for "you're good", what's wrong with him?

Zhang Xuan felt ashamed of his thoughts.

Gu Qing asked Zhang Xuan to open his arms and reached out to measure his chest with a tape measure.

When he saw Gu Qing, who was almost about to pounce into his arms, he took a few steps back, and the back of his head hit the door frame directly.

He touched the back of his head and let out a groan, Gu Qing was also stupid, she admitted that she was a little teasing Zhang Xuan by doing this, after all, Zhang Xuan was a standard figure at first glance, and he could definitely wear a 175/95A top.

But she didn't know that Zhang Xuan would be excited like this.

"What's wrong? I'll just measure my bust, haven't you been measured by the tailor? ”

Because it's no different from hugging! ’

Zhang Xuan panicked so much that his cold and arrogant temperament fell into scum, although there was not much left, and now it was even less pitiful.

And I've never been measured by a seamstress! ’

"No, close your eyes. This is the bust you are shy like this, and what to do if you have to measure the waist and hips! Gu Qing was made of "crazy hair" by Zhang Xuan, who exuded a "cold and glamorous" temperament all over his body, and laughed viciously, "The waist and hips are not good, and I can't wear pants if I buy them!" ”

Youth, I won't tell you that there is something called an elastic band!

Wha!

"Hip hip hip hip...... What's in the buttocks? Zhang Xuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

He could understand every word Tianjun said, why didn't he understand it?

Aren't pants just worn with a belt around the waistband?

He also has a jade belt to tie his waist!

"We're not robes and coats, our clothes are very close-fitting. You close your eyes and it is. Gu Qing smiled heartily and shook the tape measure in his hand.

Zhang Xuan glanced at Gu Qing, who was shaking the tape measure, and felt that the tape measure as thin as a finger was like a leather whip, and he closed his eyes in his heart, and let Gu Qing do what he wanted.

Gu Qing took a step forward and was very serious (really!). Zhang Xuan's waist and hips were measured, and when her hand touched Zhang Xuan's buttocks area, she obviously felt Zhang Xuan tremble violently.

'In order for the "Dragon and Tiger Sutra" to be successful, my junior brother has always had to keep Yuanyang from leaking......

She remembered what Zhang Xuan's junior brother Kou Qi and Old Taijun Qiu had said.

I don't know why, it was originally a serious (really!) Gu Qing, who measured Zhang Xuan's figure, also blushed.

Sure enough, I've gotten along with children a lot, and I can't look at men normally?

When I think about it, I think of Yuanyang or something......

"It's ready, I'll buy you clothes!" Gu Qing almost ran away in despair, rushed into the room, casually put on his clothes, took his wallet and opened the door and went out.

Zhang Xuan only felt a soft breath in front of him, probably the presence of his arms encircled his waist and buttocks, and then his whole body tensed shamefully.

The three women he came into contact with the most, one was his sister who was more than 20 years older than him, the other was Mrs. Qiu, and then she was the mother who went back to visit once a year.

In other words, it's all old women.

Being surrounded by a young woman or something, even if he knew that it was a body measurement, even if he knew that it was a heavenly monarch, he still felt very ashamed from the bottom of his heart.

Zhang Xuan was left in the empty living room, feeling that with Gu Qing's departure, the room had become a prison-like existence, and even the white walls looked so oppressive.

He looked at the circular artifact he was walking on the wall, and he was silent.

Zhang Xuan grew up listening to the stories of many predecessors flying up in Longhu Mountain, and he wanted to fly to the upper realm and be a carefree, immortal and immortal immortal. But now that he has really gone to heaven, he finds that there are many people in the heavenly realm in addition to magic weapons, and it doesn't seem to be as he imagined.

Whether it's the way you dress, or the accent of your words, nothing is similar to Da Chu. If it weren't for the fact that they were all still humanoid, even if they were yellow-haired, red-haired, and cat-eared, they all looked like human beings, not some grass and tree monsters, Zhang Xuan would really think that he had reached the "demon realm", not the heavenly realm.

This is too far from the scene he imagined when he entered the South Heavenly Gate, the fairy music sang in unison, and the heavenly maidens scattered flowers.

So far away that he wanted to cry.

Zhang Xuan sat in a daze for a while, and the loneliness in the room made him feel even more sad, and he wanted to yell anxiously.

In the end, he had no choice but to stand up, pick up the leftover instant noodle bowl in front of him, drink the noodle soup as if he was dying generously, and walked to the cooking table and turned on the faucet......

Grab a white cloth and wash the dishes.

The heavenly realm is so convenient, but you still have to eat and wash dishes.

I just don't know if the immortals want to wash the dishes or not, if they do, even if he is a mortal, he will not starve to death.

If Tianjun doesn't dislike it, he can also cook for Tianjun.

What kind of noodles are these, there is a lot of salt, the taste is also rushing, the noodles are not strong, they are thin and curly, and they are not as good as the noodles that are rolled by hand.

Heavenly Monarch...... Tianjun won't buy him the pants that show his legs, right?

…… Although he has no leg hair, he still can't accept it when he walks on the street with his legs exposed!

Zhang Xuan finished washing the dishes and washed the handles, and was stunned and didn't know what to do.

This was the Mansion of the Heavenly Monarch, and he didn't dare to make a mistake, so he had to move to the floor-to-ceiling window in the living room and look down.

He has wanted to become an immortal since he was a child, and he thinks that immortals who live in the sky must fly around in the sky. So he often climbed to the top of the mountain and looked down, just because he was worried that he could "fly", but he was afraid of heights and didn't dare to fly.

Zhang Xuan is not afraid of heights, he prefers this feeling of volleying.

So he opened the window, climbed on the windowsill, and sat down.

The wind was particularly strong in the tall building, and he had to keep holding on to the windowsill so that he wouldn't be blown away. Now that he has achieved Neidan, he has already attained a certain level of strength and light body kung fu, although the wind is strong, but there is no danger.

Taoists say that there are thirty-six heavens in the heavenly realm, and each immortal lives at a different height, and in that iron cabinet Tianjun said that he lives on the 24th floor, thinking that this "Gu Qing Tianjun" is an immortal of the twenty-fourth heaven.

I don't know what the immortals on the top look like.

Zhang Xuan just sat on the windowsill and thought faintly, looking at the landscape downstairs from time to time, the lake in the distance was like a mirror, it looked very small, small enough to reach out and hold it up.

Zhang Xuan let go of a hand like a temptation, ready to stretch it out......

"What are you doing, kid! 24 floors to play 'Ascension'! What the hell you're wearing! Are young people dying nowadays? If you want to find excitement to find a girlfriend, what kind of jumping off the building! ”

Zhang Xuan just reached out to explore the lake view, but was startled by the sound from next door, and almost fell down without standing firmly.

Before he could be afraid, the occupant next door was already screaming in fear.

"You, you, you've got me! Come inside! ”

The resident of 2404 next door is a very red screenwriter, and now he is looking out of the window, resting his eyes by the way, and when he turned his head, he saw an arm stretched out from the next door, still a wide robe and big sleeves, first thought that the next door was robbed, and then felt that it was a day of hell, and finally saw that the finger was not transparent, so he had the courage to stick out his head and take a look.

This sight scared her to death.

Someone is going to jump off a building!

Jump off the building in a Taoist costume!

He won't fall into the poison of feudal superstition too deeply, thinking that he can jump off the building in this body to go to the sky!

Zhang Xuan was annoyed by the middle-aged woman with glasses, and he didn't have any thoughts about watching the scenery, he glanced at the screaming female fairy coldly, and jumped into the room lightly from the windowsill.

Only a shadow flashed behind the robe in the eyes of the resident, proving that he had ever sat on the windowsill.

Although he is a weirdo, he doesn't look like he is looking for death, but like an actor looking for inspiration.

There are a lot of actors in this community, and sometimes in order to enter the play, there are people who wear fancy clothes and wander around in the garden downstairs, she shouldn't make such a fuss, in case she really scares him down......

She was scared for a while.

But an actor who looks so distinctive and has a cold temperament, she should have an impression, right? She is the top cosplay screenwriter and producer in China!

Could it be that overseas Chinese returned to China to develop? The new recruit signed by the entertainment company?

The female screenwriter was frightened just now, so scared that her heart was about to jump out, she originally wrote the script and wrote that she was drowsy, thanks to him, her head was no longer dizzy, and she was not sleepy, her inspiration suddenly appeared, her head was clear, and she immediately ran back to the table to write and draw.

Just add a Taoist priest to the newly written script "Mulan"!

Zhang Xuan remembered not to cause trouble for Gu Qing, so as soon as the fairy with glasses who didn't know what race called, he immediately went back to the house.

She told him not to "ascend to immortality" casually, maybe it was not allowed to rise or fall in the window.

I hope I don't get into trouble for Tianjun.

Zhang Xuan shook in the room, very curious about the cabinet that would emit air conditioning, stood in place and touched the fan blades of the cabinet air conditioner, and tidied up his clothes in front of the mirror that could reflect himself, and put on his hair crown.

The mirror of the heavenly realm is simply intimidating, but fortunately, he has been exercising his mind so that he can tidy up his clothes as if nothing had happened in front of this mirror.

It's a little awkward to just see yourself so clearly.

After spending a difficult hour in the room, Zhang Xuan finally heard the sound of the door being turned.

Gu Qing, who was carrying a few bags, walked in, as if he had brought bright sunshine from outside, and the figure made him can't help but feel a sour nose, and his tears were about to fall.

Mmmmmm, it must be the magic power of the Heavenly Monarch that is amazing, and he, a mortal man, who is infected, is also moved.

"Wait, aren't you? I also rarely go to the men's clothing section, and I spend a little bit talking to the salesperson in the store. Gu Qing put down the paper bag and didn't say that he thought it was too bad to wear the supermarket clothes for Zhang Xuan, so he went to a nearby department store to buy some brands with exquisite workmanship.

I just don't know if her dad will have nothing to do to check the bill of this supplementary card, she doesn't have the money to buy these high-end goods, and they are all swiped with the credit card that her father specially gave her.

She used to be very well-behaved and didn't buy anything indiscriminately, probably not......

"You can change your clothes." Gu Qing didn't think much about it, and picked up a bag of things inside, "The newly bought underwear can't be worn directly, you change the coat outside first, my washing machine has a drying function, and you can wear a new one when you take a shower at night." ”

Zhang Xuan was inexplicably stuffed with a bunch of clothes, pushed Gu Qing into the guest room again, and took off his clothes in a daze.

When he took off his middle coat, he remembered a very serious problem.

He was embarrassed to pick and choose among the piles of clothes, and he couldn't tell which ones were worn on the outside and what were worn inside.

His mid-coat was too wide to fit into these strange clothes.

So he twisted the door open and stuck his head out.

"Celestial, uh...... Gu Qing, how should I wear these clothes? ”

Gu Qing was throwing the men's nennis and pajamas into the drum washing machine, and was stunned when she heard this.

No way?

Do you want to teach dressing in hand-to-hand combat?!

She looked down at the Nene in her hand.

She's fine......

But will Zhang Xuan be ashamed to jump directly from the upstairs!

The author has something to say: In response to everyone's call, Zhang Xuan appeared a few more times.

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Small Theatre:

Gu's father, who had nothing to do, checked his credit card.

Men's knitwear? Men's trousers? Size 42 leather shoes? Men's pajamas......

Male Nene?!

DADDY GU PETROCHEMICAL ING......

Good daughter, you won't keep a man at home, right?

Gu Qing: Ah!

Zhang Xuan: Ahhh