Gu Qing stood by the door to guide, and soon Zhang Xuan changed all his clothes. This is thanks to Zhang Xuan's thorough study of Gu Qing's "fairy costume", Zhang Xuan actually wears the inside, and it is the kind of four corners.

The clothes Gu Qing bought for Zhang Xuan belonged to the category of formal wear and casual, he was in good shape, and Gu Qing's eyes lit up after wearing it, so he asked Zhang Xuan to scatter his hair, tie him with hair like an ancient knight, and put it high on the back of his head.

Zhang Xuan watched Gu Qing busy running before and after, and he was very unhappy in his heart.

He had thought that all the immortals in the heavens were served by immortal servants, so when Gu Qing said "Yintai Garden", he also thought that there was a garden called Yintai in the heavenly realm, which was all Gu Qing's residence. And now, from the middle-aged woman next door to the various people he saw when he went upstairs, he was reminded that this garden called Yintai was inhabited by many immortals.

Maybe Gu Qing Tianjun's status in the heavenly realm is not as high as he imagined, maybe "Tianliang" is just a little immortal, but because of this, this Tianjun is so enthusiastic to help him because he was helped by a Taoist priest in the mortal world, which highlights that she is a good person (maybe a good immortal?). This fact.

"Okay, Daochang Zhang is really handsome when he looks like this!" Gu Qing smiled and walked around Zhang Xuan, "I'll take you out for a walk and have dinner by the way." ”

There is too much difference between Modern and Da Chu, and I don't know when Zhang Xuan will be able to go back, so he can only adapt to modern life first, and he is thinking of other ways.

After all, this is not the Da Chu he stayed in, no matter how good it is, he can't pretend to be the "Heavenly Realm".

Gu Qing took Zhang Xuan out of the door and walked straight to the elevator room, in order to ensure that the person *, but even so, this community is one ladder and one household, and Zhang Xuan was still stopped by a middle-aged woman in the entrance hall downstairs.

Gu Qing saw the prestigious screenwriter He Da next door running over, and was stunned for a moment like Zhang Xuan.

I heard that she is still a producer, could it be that she fell in love with Zhang Xuan and wanted to ask him to make a TV series?

"This gentleman!" The female screenwriter happened to also go downstairs to forage for food, and when she saw the young man who looked like an actor changing into a normal outfit and going downstairs, she immediately ran over.

"Huh? Is hair real? Oh, that's not the point......"

"Sir, it's dangerous to find inspiration on the 24th floor! While I can understand your behavior, have you ever considered the psychological consequences of someone falling from the 24th floor? Hope you don't do it next time! ”

The female screenwriter sincerely persuaded this young man not to be stupid.

She is more than 40 years old this year, and she has climbed all the way from a writer who sits for ten hours a day but earns less than 2,000 yuan a month to climb to her current position. In the past ten years, she has seen many young and promising male stars who have had accidents because they were too deep in acting.

Not to mention, just the year before last, a male star she knew went to make a movie, because she wanted to play a depraved young man who was overly addicted to drugs, she really couldn't find the feeling that she really took drugs, but she really overdosed and died suddenly, this incident suddenly became the headlines of major news, and the Hong Kong film did not pass the domestic censorship because of this incident, and it was not released in China, and the death of the male star made her regret for a long time, because the TV series he debuted was her script, and he has always been very optimistic about him.

Now when she sees a young man with higher conditions than that male star in all aspects, how can she not care about finding inspiration in such an unreliable way?

She seemed to see the shadow of the male star who died the year before last, so she still did this annoying thing when she had always been idle.

(Hey, hey, big sister, you're thinking too much)

The female screenwriter speaks quickly, in a stern tone, and the content is more pertinent, but the problem is ......

Zhang Xuan didn't quite understand.

"What is she talking about? Like to say don't let me do anything? ”

Gu Qing looked at Zhang Xuan with a complicated expression.

Does Hyundai make him so scared? When she went out to buy clothes, he actually wanted to jump off the building?

Did Zhang Xuan think that jumping from the 24th floor would really return to Dachu? Just like she always wanted to die in the first place?

"She didn't say anything, she said you shouldn't stand on a high place, that's dangerous." Gu Qing patted Zhang Xuan's hand, turned his head and said to Screenwriter He: "Sister He, he was reckless, I will let him pay attention." ”

"Your friend?" Screenwriter He pointed at Zhang Xuan, "Henan people? ”

It sounds a bit like Henan dialect.

"No, uh, yes?"

Gu Qing remembered that Zhang Xuan was a person from Nanyang after Zhang Heng, isn't Nanyang in Henan?

"Xiao Gu, I see that you are also a stable child on weekdays, why are you so frivolous when you find a boyfriend! You must take care of him! Don't die in your apartment if you want to die! Screenwriter He is knife-mouthed tofu heart, and repeatedly told her to take care of the psychological condition of the actor's boyfriend before leaving the entrance lobby.

Only the confused Zhang Xuan and the hesitant Gu Qing remained.

In the evening, Gu Qing invited Zhang Xuan to eat Cantonese food, which was relatively light and not too sweet, which seemed to be right for Zhang Xuan's appetite, and it tasted much sweeter than at noon.

"Zhang Xuan, have you ever thought about going back?" Gu Qing asked casually.

Zhang Xuan took the chopsticks of Buddha's hand ribs for a meal, and suddenly felt that he couldn't even swallow the food in front of him.

"Does Gu Qing think it's inconvenient for me to be here?" Zhang Xuan took back the chopsticks, sat upright, and asked Gu Qing very seriously. "Actually, I can go back."

"There's nothing inconvenient for me to have you here, it's just that I'm afraid you're inconvenient. Hey, did you just say that? Gu Qing took a long time to catch the point, "You said you can go back?" ”

"Well, I'm here for a stealth day, as long as there is a phenomenon of tengu eating the sun, I can go back." Zhang Xuan said a little sadly, "But I can't see the stars here, and I can't predict when the tengu will eclipse the sun......

They dine in a sky restaurant with a view of the city, which is now lit up like a fairyland, but there are few stars in the sky.

"The light damage in the city is so bad, you can't see the stars!" Gu Qing shook it, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and opened the Baidu interface. "Like Da Chu here, we also have a yamen like Qin Tianjian, called the Observatory and the Meteorological Bureau, and there are records of when a solar eclipse occurs......"

Zhang Xuan's face darkened.

Didn't he even use the ability to gaze at the stars? Could it be true that you really want to brush the dishes for the immortals?

Yes, the immortal stargazing and calendar must be more powerful than mortals, how could he think that he could still stargaze here?

Maybe the stars in the sky were taken away by the immortals.

Gu Qing searched, "The most recent total solar eclipse was...... 2034 ??? Twenty years to go??? ”

Poor Zhang Xuan!

Gu Qing raised his head and looked at Zhang Xuan with a sympathetic expression, "Zhang Xuan, I have to regret to tell you that you have to stay in our place for twenty years before you can go home." ”

"One day in heaven, one year on earth...... Then when I go back to Da Chu, won't I already ......?"

Zhang Xuan didn't want to think about it anymore.

Gu Qing froze. She did forget or didn't notice the time difference between the two places.

When she first dressed as Mrs. Qiu, she had obviously been wearing it for seven or eight years, but she was only in a coma in the hospital for a week. Then I wore it back a few times, although the time span is large, but it is only one day, maybe the time and space of the two places are completely unequal.

Zhang Xuanruo finally adapted to this place, but when he went back to Dachu, he found that it was also time for modernization?

Do you want to re-adapt again?

"What can I do about this...... You have neither an ID card nor a hukou, and now you need an ID card to buy a train ticket......" Gu Qing lay on the table, "Could it be that you want to go to Mu Lan for help?" Her whole family is in the public security system. But it's so embarrassing to beg her about this, I don't even know what to say...... Abuse of power for personal gain or something......"

She was sure that her friend would help her, but she couldn't get past it herself.

If someone finds out that something is wrong, isn't it hurting a good friend?

"Are you saying I don't have an immortal here?" Zhang Xuan pursed his lips, "It's because I didn't fly to the Heavenly Realm through normal methods, so I can't count, right?" ”

"Yes, you didn't enter our world through the 'normal method' of 'reincarnation', so now you are a gorgeous black household." Gu Qing scratched his face, "It's very troublesome to have no ID card, if you want to work or something, you need an ID card." But if you don't, it's not ......."

As an individual small boss, she doesn't need an ID card, at most she registers what should be registered.

With his thirty-five-year-old face and his twenty-seven-eighteen face, selling things will definitely deceive many little girls.

Let's take one step at a time.

Gu Qing and Zhang Xuan, who are optimistic by nature, roughly talked about what the observatory and the meteorological bureau in this world do, because it involves the field he is best at, Zhang Xuan listened very carefully, and when he heard Gu Qing promise that he would take him to an observatory outside N City tomorrow to see the celestial phenomena, he laughed even more contentedly.

Zhang Xuan's smile shook so much that the waiter who came up with the cloth was so confused that he dropped the plate.

For a while, Gu Qing's vanity rose to the point of bursting.

Although Zhang Xuan is not her boyfriend, such a handsome man eats with her, and looking at the eyes of the women in the entire restaurant who secretly look at her from time to time, Gu Qing maintains a happy mood throughout the meal.

Although she Gu Qing is an older leftover girl, she can't stand the adventure!

Aha!

Gu Qing, who had eaten, took Zhang Xuan to wander around the city casually and told him some common sense, although Zhang Xuan heard it vaguely, he remembered it very clearly. He has never forgotten since Jindan Dacheng, and although he doesn't understand many things, it's okay to memorize them by rote.

He once opened the Sky Eye once in the most prosperous section, but found that many people were covered with black gas, which had a strong contrast with Gu Qing's golden appearance around him, and he was so shocked that he quickly closed the Sky Eye.

Isn't this place a celestial realm?

Why do immortals have no merit and golden light, but they are all full of anger?

Or did he fly to the wrong place!!

Zhang Xuan began to feel that something was wrong, immortals have five virtues, and if the five virtues are not complete, they cannot be transcended, and the virtues cultivated by these Taoist priests are also these five virtues, if it is said that Gu Qing is Tianliang Star has become an immortal without five virtues, he can still understand it, but is it difficult for the streets to be mixed up like him?

Zhang Xuan followed Gu Qing home in such a dizzy way, and walked to the bathroom in a daze, ready to go to the toilet.

Because his mind was so confused, he even forgot to close the door.

Just as he opened the sink box and jumped on the toilet washer to start making it convenient, Gu Qing happened to take out a few clean towels from the cabinet and walked over.

"It's good that Mu Lan often comes to live at my house, otherwise I wouldn't have to buy new towels to store at home, you can use this at night...... Ahh Zhang Xuan, what are you doing to my toilet! ”

Zhang Xuan's confused head immediately sobered up because of Gu Qing's "first drink", and when he realized that he was being looked at by Gu Qing when he went to the toilet, Zhang Xuan was so frightened that he fell backwards, and he was about to fall off the toilet.

Gu Qing threw away the towel in his hand to pick him up, the floor tiles of this toilet are very hard, but it is not a carpeted floor in the room, and if you fall down, you have to break your head and bleed!

After Zhang Xuan stumbled a few times, he reflexively used the light body kung fu of leaping on Longhu Mountain, twisted a few times in mid-air, and stood firmly on the toilet.

It's a pity that there was no applause, because Gu Qing's jaw was about to drop.

At this time, Zhang Xuan faced Gu Qing's direction, and the golden rooster stood independently on the toilet washer, Gu Qing kept his hands to support Zhang Xuan's posture and flew forward, the toilet position was much higher than Gu Qing's, so the result was......

A close-up of something that must not be said after being harmonized appeared in front of Gu Qing's eyes.

……

……

……

What did she see?!

This time, Gu Qing was so frightened that he took a few steps back and sat down.

My mom, I'm a pediatrician, not a urologist!

There is so much difference between baby elephants and elephants!

Gu Qing turned around and ran away.

Zhang Xuan waited for Gu Qing to run away before he realized how stupid he was to keep his pants half-faded. Zhang Xuan, who knew what he had done, stepped on the air, and his two legs fell into the toilet, and he couldn't be embarrassed anymore.

The newly bought clothes are wet, and the poor guy who is toilet bowl Jun is about to be broken by Zhang Xuan, and Gu Qing and Zhang Xuan are also one step away from being broken by God.

The two teasers collided together, and the production was all fright, not the slightest surprise.

At least that's what normal people think.

Gu Qing entered his room, slammed the door and began to secretly replay the scene in his heart, while jumping onto the bed in embarrassment and rubbing everything that could be indiscriminately such as quilts and pillows, and on the other hand, he felt that Zhang Xuan was really stupid, so stupid that people didn't know what to say.

Wrong!

Why did he go to the toilet just now, and why did he go to her toilet circle and take a step!

What the hell is he doing! The toilet sink box lid is also on the ground!

She taught him how to go to the toilet at noon! What did she say at the time?

It seems to be ......

"Lift the lid on it, urinate in the water, then press and hold the iron button on the side to flush it, and then lower the lid."

Oh, my God!

He wouldn't think she had him lift the lid of the tank!

Then her tank is full of ......

Gu Qing's face turned green.

This is not the most serious!

Did Zhang Xuan have a tuba today?

Is there any?

Probably not, right?

Gu Qing imagined Zhang Xuanza Ma Bu or something......

The green face turned black.

It's scary to think about!

At that moment, Gu Qing couldn't care about being shy, and immediately rushed to the toilet to look at his toilet.

At this time, Zhang Xuan was covered in water, and he leaned against the wall in embarrassment, not wanting to go out at all.

He didn't know what the Heavenly Monarch would think of him. Although it is said that Tianjun came in suddenly, he did not close the door when he went to the toilet, and he made such embarrassing ......

Shameful ......

Shameful ......

He didn't even want to think about it, his head went blank!

"Zhang Xuan, Zhang Xuan, are you okay!"

Gu Qing shouted a few times at the door.

Zhang Xuan couldn't wait to bury his face in the wall, and he was reluctant to make a sound.

He himself and himself are on the bar.

Gu Qing was afraid that Zhang Xuan would bite his tongue in shame and commit suicide (he really did it!). Hurriedly pushed the door open, and saw Zhang Xuan, who was standing by the shower room in the corner like a little daughter-in-law and did not speak.

She didn't care if Zhang Xuan would hit herself headlong to death, pointed to the toilet tank and said:

"You're just going to be able to shhhh

Zhang Xuan had his back to Gu Qing, but Gu Qing saw that the roots of his ears were red, Gu Qing waited for a while, as if he saw him nodding slightly, then he breathed a sigh of relief, and first pressed the button to put all the water in the water tank out, and then stepped forward to break his face and opened the toilet tank for him to see.

"You see, the water for this toilet flush comes from the tank, so ......"

Zhang Xuan really decided to commit suicide by hitting the wall at this moment.

"So...... What you want to lift is the toilet lid and toilet washer. Gu Qing demonstrated one by one, "Then it's convenient to come here when you go to the toilet......"

Gu Qing pointed to the inner ring of the toilet.

"If it's mmmmmmmmmmmm......mm

Gu Qing personally sat on the toilet washer to demonstrate.

Zhang Xuanmu grimaced, and there was no sparkle in his eyes.

He's on the verge of being broken.

"I ...... I washed my hands there. For I saw that the water in it was very clean......

Belch......

Gu Qing didn't know whether to comfort or say something.

It's her fault, she should teach him well, and she shouldn't think that Zhang Xuan is very superb, so she must be able to understand.

In the future, she will learn the lessons of today and teach him how to live.

Twenty years, twenty years......

It's no different from adopting a son.

Could it be that she raised her grandson in ancient times, and then she has to raise a son in modern times?

Is her life an endless nurturing game?

This is the rhythm of solitude for a lifetime!

Wrong!

Something she had forgotten about seemed to ......

Oh, my God!

Zhang Xuan washed her dishes after going to the toilet today!

Wash the dishes!

After washing your hands with water from the toilet, I went to wash the dishes!

Gu Qing, who was a little clean, wailed, ran out of the toilet and ran to the kitchen.

Her bowls are all the same, and she can't remember which bowl she used for noon!

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

The two teasers collided together, and the production was all fright, not the slightest surprise.

At least that's what normal people think.

Author: (laughs) Write Zhang Xuan's article from beginning to end, what to do with the sense of the giant belt written! I must not be a normal person, hahaha!