(58) Gossip

Since Jinghua in Bodhi Town is real, the one who is now meeting in the Lingxiao Hall every day is naturally fake.

It was indeed a stand-in, made by Xuanhua.

The edict given by Jinghua was tore up by Xuanhua in front of him, saying that you want to pass on the throne to me? Dream! Don't even think about it! How can you not be better in three years? You have to get better for me in less than three years!

Xuanhua has always been resolute, and immediately went back to the Wufu Sea, demolished the puppet man that his father had made for him before, and borrowed a little Xianze from Jinghua to make it look like Jinghua.

This puppet man is carefully made, using the wood of the Bodhi tree when the Buddha was seated, the spirituality is extraordinary, and he has been pretending to be Xuanhua for many years, and he has never shown any horses' feet.

Xuanhua wants to make a new one instead of going near and far, it is better to use this old one, anyway, he will turn into a guard to follow behind every day, if there is a tricky situation, he can also be flexible and controllable, and there will be no chaos.

He took the wooden man to the Lingxiao Hall every day, and then returned to Bodhi Town with a large stack of music.

Jinghua still couldn't even hold a pen, so he read those folds to him, and then Jinghua dictated, and he wrote and approved on his behalf.

Xuanhua could see that Jinghua sometimes discussed with him in the name of beauty, but in fact, he was guiding him to make some decisions, and he also understood what Jinghua's purpose was in doing this. So once again, he simply rejected his second brother clearly, "You don't want to do it! This world is yours, and if you don't pick it, you have to pick it up for me! After three years, you will go back to the Heavenly Palace for me, and I will never take you in for one more day!"

But after all, he still helped Jinghua a lot.

The damage of the Nine Heavenly Thunder to Jinghua was irreversible, although it was not as spiritual as before, and his life was in danger at all times. But even if he survives now, his body is full of holes, and it can't be worse. It was difficult for Miao Yuan to even take medication because his intestines were scattered and he couldn't stand any slight side effects.

What's more, behind this, there is also a poisonous bare love that penetrates deep into the bone marrow, which was originally pressed by his spiritual power, but now that the spiritual power is gone, seizures have become commonplace.

And he has to spend a lot of mental and physical strength to do those trainings every day, and sometimes he is so tired that he faints. Xuanhua couldn't bear it, and said that there was no way, but in fact, it was easy to approve.

He is the real crown prince, and he has been raised as a prince since he was a child, and these things are easy for him. It's not that he can't, he's not lazy, he just doesn't want Jinghua to feel that there is someone to rely on, and there is a way to retreat.

Even if his second brother had to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, he would have to be placed in the highest place in the Nine Heavens!

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The gods are actually very boring.

The days are like a thin stream of water, and there is no end in sight. Many new and interesting things have been polished into dullness in that long time. Nanji and Tianji played chess on the side of the Milky Way, and after tens of thousands of years, as soon as the other party took the chess pieces, they knew where he would put them, which was really boring.

Therefore, what the gods love the most is not the elegant art of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, which are all deceitful.

The gods love gossip the most.

After tea, after dinner, before talking about the scriptures, and after the Tao, it is a good time for gossip.

A great fairy takes a little boy to visit another fairy friend. Often the masters give up their hands, "you please, I please" sit down and chat, the children serve tea and water, add a fodder to the mount, and sit and chat when they are busy.

Spit flies, and the guests and hosts enjoy themselves. On the way back, the master and servant can also exchange messages and sigh for a long time.

For example, a person said mysteriously, "Does Immortal Jun know that there is a new rumor recently?"

The other person pretended to be in his chest, "But the one where Princess Xuan has a big belly?"

"No, no, no, it's not the latest. I'm talking about His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven staying in Surabaya Pavilion for several months in a row and never returning to Chen'an Palace. ”

But after that day, Niangniang had already returned to the West Sea, and His Majesty was also left and right, so he ...... it."

"Hey, if that's the case, what's so strange? It's strange that the queen of heaven is still in the palace, but His Majesty doesn't return every night!"

"Ouch, Xianjun said so, I think of another thing. I thought it was groundless and couldn't be true, but when today's Immortal Monarch said this, it seems that there is something really going on. ”

"Ah, what's the matter, say it quickly!"

"Do you know that little prince of the Dapeng family?"

"You know, isn't it the precious grandson of Canaan Maple Leaf, who has been passed down for five generations? Their golden retriever bird has always been arrogant, but I didn't expect to deign to come to our heavenly court to be a cook. ”

"This is also a wonderful person, if it weren't for King Kang's blood slave case to expose him, who would have thought that today's young people are really tricks for a love word!"

"Oh, it turned out to be for women. Ah, is it for the sake of the queen of heaven? Ouch, Xianjun, you quickly advise, but I'm in a hurry!"

"Hehe, naturally it's the queen of heaven! The little golden bird is in the name of teaching cooking skills, and the queen grinds his ears and temples every day, and walks very closely. ”

If I were Your Majesty, I wouldn't want to go back to Chen'an Palace!"

"Your Majesty is also pitiful, the invincible god of war in the Three Realms can't get a cook, tsk! At that time, I saw that he was in a hurry to take the queen of heaven into the palace, looking like glue and paint, inseparable, I thought that the relationship between the two was very good!"

"Alas, who knows? You said that it will be like this now, and after three years, it is not certain that you will be able to get married or not! I think back then, Your Majesty and Princess Xuan didn't promise each other for life, but in a blink of an eye, hey, I have become an uncle and sister-in-law!"

"Hey, speaking of Princess Xuan, you just interrupted my words! I wondered, who did you say the baby in her belly was?"

"Immortal Monarch, you are not kind! Princess Xuan's little highness...... Hehe, isn't it King Xuan's?"

"Oh, you don't pretend, let's talk freely behind closed doors, what's so kind or unkind? I bet with you, if this kid can be King Xuan's, I'll give you ten Dingkun Pills!"

"What's the best deal with this kind of bet? King Xuan has not come out in the Wufu Sea for 1,500 years, and he has been separated from Princess Xuan so far, if this child can be King Xuan's, I can be a relative of the Buddha!"

"So what are you betting on?"

"Naturally, it's a bet that this kid is King Kang? hehe...... Or is it Your Majesty's?"

"Haha, Xianjun, you are even less kind than me!"

By the way, speaking of King Xuan......

"Mmmm, I know, but someone has seen King Xuan in the Bodhi town outside the Nantian Gate?"

It is rumored that King Xuan was dressed in civilian clothes, and he was buying fish, sheep, fruits and vegetables on the street, which looked very hard. ”

"Alas, I can't even tolerate Qing cultivation in the Wufu Sea! A King Xuan was demoted to a commoner, and a King Kang was bombed to death on Zhuxiantai, to say that our Majesty's method is really very good. ”

"It's the way of the king, it's normal. What's more, if compared with Princess Xuan, Your Majesty is really nothing. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"Concubine Xuan, Your Majesty's old love, King Kang Chenghuan. ”

"Ahh

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As long as you chat a few words of such gossip, time will be a good time, chatting and chatting, Mao Ri Xingjun's chariot will come back, and the time of the day will pass like this.

However, this same time, when the sun rises in the east and the moon rises in the west, is completely different for everyone.

For Jinghua, a day is three or four pieces of blood-soaked gauze, seven or eight bowls of bitter medicine, and a few clothes soaked in cold sweat.

For Ah Mo, a day is five or six joke book jokes, two or three graffiti, and two trails between Nantianmen and Bodhi Town in the morning and evening.

For Xuanhua, one day, every morning he pretended to be a guard to send the puppet to the Lingxiao Palace, bought and cooked three meals for the whole family in the afternoon, and picked up dozens of folds at night.

For Xuan Yao, one day, the child in the womb grew up a little more, and her longing for Chenhua became a little heavier.

For Chenhua under the Fanxin Pagoda, one day, one night, is like a year.

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Qinglan waited at the gate of Chen'an Palace for two hours.

The guards at Nantianmen told him that Niangniang had already returned, but she was not in the palace.

Qinglan frowned, could it be ......

He got up and walked out angrily, and sure enough, as soon as he reached the door, he saw Canaan coming in from outside with Ah Mo in his arms.

"You put her down for me!" Qinglan shouted angrily, almost knocking Canaan off the clouds.

"What are you doing! You almost woke up my apprentice!" Canaan Xu was very dissatisfied with Qinglan for snatching Ah Mo with brute force.

Qinglan's face turned white, "Okay, you golden retriever......! Holding my sister like this, and daring to say such things, I really don't want to live!"

Canaan Xu also sank his face and confronted him-for-tat, "Is Da Shuai threatening me? Ah Mo, she's drunk, what's wrong with me sending her back? You don't care about her yourself, do you want me to watch her drunk and fall on the edge of the galaxy?"

Qinglan's face turned pale, "Drunk again?"

"What do you say!" Canaan was very angry, "she was so drunk, dancing on the edge of the Milky Way, saying that she was going to go to Devil's Island by water, if I hadn't pulled her, maybe I wouldn't have seen her at this moment!"

Going to Devil's Island by water?

Qinglan looked down at the girl in her arms, and her eyes suddenly became sour.

Ah Mo was full of strong alcohol, and he didn't know how much he drank, but his little face was so drunk that he was already asleep.

"She, is this often the case?" Qinglan lost her anger and said with a tight throat.

"Hmph, it's been more than half a year! Do you only remember to ask now!" Canaan said angrily: "She is the queen of heaven and your handsome sister, shouldn't she be the woman who is loved by three thousand people in the Nine Heavens? But she wants to come to my imperial food supervisor every night to steal wine and drink, and when she is drunk, she will sleep wherever she wants, and then quietly sneak back to the palace when she wakes up in the middle of the night!"

Canaan's voice was excited, extremely heartbroken, and extremely angry, "I, Canaan, am insignificant, and I am not qualified to ask about His Majesty's family affairs. But Your Majesty does not return every night, which makes Ah Mo so sad, I am angry with Tianyan today, and I want to ask him on behalf of my apprentice, why did I marry her, but I failed her!"