"Fang Xiao, Da Liu, are you here? Get up! ”

Fang Xiaozheng was sleeping deeply, but was awakened by a knock on the door, he opened his astringent eyes, he felt that his forehead was heavy, his limbs were soft, and his throat was burning uncomfortably, it seemed that he not only had a cold, but also had an upper respiratory tract infection.

It's all pretending to be B to get into trouble......

It seems to be the voice of a monkey?

The knocking on the door kept ringing, and Fang Xiao had no choice but to slowly climb out of bed and open the door.

"Fang Xiao, did you sing with Da Liu under Building 7 last night?" Sure enough, it was a monkey, and he was excited, and shouted loudly: "You TMD is too bitten, Niu B!" ”

Fang Xiao felt a little dizzy, he sat on the chair in front of the computer, supported the back of the chair with his arms, supported his forehead, and asked, "How do you know Lu Dao?" ”

"You've been filmed and posted on the school forum." The monkey didn't notice his abnormality, bent down and pressed the power button on the desktop computer, and said endlessly: "I stayed up all night last night, and when it was more than three o'clock, the team dispersed, so I went to the forum, and I happened to see the video of the two of you." Nima, it's so bullish! You two are really good, you can do this kind of thing. ”

Is this an internet celebrity?

The monkey stepped on the handrail ladder on the edge of the bed, lifted Liu Chengjie's quilt, and asked, "Where is Da Liu?" ”

"What do you say?"

"Damn, Shi Lilin really went out with him to roll the sheets?"

"Uh-huh."

"Nima, Niu B!" The monkey jumped off the ladder and shook his head with emotion: "What a strange pair!" ”

He moved a chair, sat next to Fang Xiao, opened the forum quickly, found the post, pointed to the screen and said, "That's it." ”

Fang Xiao looked at the time first, it was just past half past six, and then leaned over to read the post, and when he saw the title, he couldn't help but smile, and his heavy forehead was also light.

"The most NB love song and the most 2B confession in the history of Nanjing Normal University - on the night of the heavy rain, under Building 7, there is a second goods singing love songs, listening to the old lady's heart like a deer, and there is a second goods seeking to have fun, shouting The old lady is excited, tonight is destined to be sleepless, don't say much, see for yourself!"

The monkey didn't wait for him to read the reply below, and clicked on the video.

The video was shot with a mobile phone, it shook badly, in the dark night scene, all kinds of lights flashed randomly, and it was impossible to see people clearly, and the sound was also very noisy, and there was a voiceover at the beginning.

"Hey, hey, hurry, hurry, open photography, and post it on the Internet to mix the essence ......"

"Sit back and wait for the ...... of footwashing"

"Hahaha, in the night when the rain is pouring down, the water for washing the feet is pouring down, and I can't tell whether it is rain or water......"

"Is it on? Quick Record ......"

Soon it was Fang Xiao's voice: "Shi Lilin, Da Liu asked me to sing a song for you." ”

Then there is "The Wine Brewed by Love".

"Sounds good."

"What kind of song is this?"

"I don't know if I've heard of it."

"It's a good song."

"If there is a man who sings to me like this on a rainy night, even if he sings like a ghost crying, the old lady will immediately offer her cherished chastity for 20 years!"

"Hahaha, she deserves to be the number one woman in Southern Normal University."

"Shhhh

When the song was about to end, I heard Da Liu's heart-wrenching shout: "Shi Lilin, come down and accompany me to roll the sheets!" ”。

"Ouch mom! Who is this, there is no mood at all. ”

"That's it, how can there be such a confession."

"I really like such a direct man, and when I hear the voice, I know that he must be very powerful when he rolls the sheets."

"You're so hungry, it's all wet underneath, aren't you?"

"You little slut, let me touch you wet and ......"

Then the video shook for a while, and it was gone.

With a smile, the monkey manipulated the mouse, dragged the page downward, and showed Fang Xiao various replies and replies in the replies to the posts.

"The song is so good, ask for the song name, ask for download." - "Can't find ......" "Is it original?" "Impossible!" ……

"The second thing in the last two is too two!" - "Not at all! Isn't soaking horses just to roll the sheets? shouted out the hearts of our old and young masters, top him! "Praise one!" "It's so TM and loving!" "Pure masters!" ……

"It's romantic, I like it."

"I also want to roll the sheets, ahhh......h......hh

"The old lady listened to the fact that her body was wet, and her heart was also wet, so she would go to confess to the male god who had been in love for a long time tomorrow." - "Confessing ......" "I want it too." "I'm going to confess to the second guy who sings, come and roll the sheets with me!" "Dare to rob a man with an old lady? Don't want to live anymore? ”……

"Ask for spoilers, did that woman go out with the second goods to roll the sheets?" - "No Spoiler Duty: The dorm keeper put those two goods in, and the two of them rolled in the hallway all night! "Really?" "Upstairs nonsense, the woman jumped straight from the window, and then the two went to the hospital to roll the sheets......

"As a top student of the Department of Economics and Management, I can responsibly point out that due to the impact of this rainy night concert, in the next few months, the market prospect of the set is promising, and it is recommended that students with strategic investment vision stock up as soon as possible ......" - "Talent! "It makes sense, I'll go out and sweep the goods now, and sweep all the convenience stores near the university town!" "Second goods, do you know what online shopping is?!" "Two goods! Do you know what is ready to fly, and do you have to send it? Are you TM bare-ass waiting for the delivery? ”

……

"The gossip is eye-catching, these two second-class goods are Liu Chengjie and Fang Xiao from the Department of Music, and the woman is Shi Lilin from the Department of Music." - "Fang Xiao is the stupid goose who was dumped? "Well, he's the one who sings." "Nima can't be! If he can do such a stylish thing, he won't be called a stupid goose", "People have reached the level overnight and awakened the talent of the poet......

Fang Xiao pointed to the screen and asked, "Monkey, it's you who broke the news, right?" ”

The monkey laughed dryly, clicked the mouse, and switched to another page.

Although it was still early in the morning, the post had already been topped for more than 20 pages, with hundreds of replies, although many of the replies were full of slots and very funny, but Fang Xiao looked at it for a while, he really couldn't hold it anymore, he was dizzy, so he said: "Monkey, you look here, I'll lie down for a while, I caught a cold in the rain last night, and it was very empty." ”

"Let you pretend to be B!" The monkey laughed, and then asked, "Fang Xiao, what song did you sing last night?" ”

"The Wine Brewed by Love."

"Who sang it? I mean the original song. ”

"It's a song I thought of last night." Fang Xiao climbed on the bed, hugged the quilt, and said: "In the past two days, Da Liu has learned from me, always drinking, last night I drank with them in the dormitory, drank inspiration, and then on a whim, I ran to Shi Lilin's downstairs and sang. ”

"Your original?"

"Uh-huh."

"Cow B!" The monkey gave a dry thumbs up, then pulled out the keyboard and crackled to type.

"You broke the news again?"

"Add some popularity to you, and let that SB girl know your true skills." After the monkey finished typing, he turned off the computer, stood up and said, "You sleep, I'll go back to the dormitory to sleep." ”

In other words, the original owner of this body, love is a mess, but the friendship is good, there are quite a lot of friends, and the people are not bad, full of affection......

Before going out, the monkey saw the pile of computer books on the ground and asked, "Fang Xiao, you bought this?" ”

"When I went to a college town the day before yesterday to buy a guitar, I bought it." Fang Xiao continued to explain with the excuse of last time: "Take it back to show it to a relative's child." ”

"Damn, you want these books, tell me, I have several fellows who are computer students, and now these books are sold as waste paper."

"Oh?" Fang Xiao sat up again, leaned over and said, "Then I'll call next time to ask, see what book he wants, and you can help me find it." ”

"No problem."

After the monkey left, Fang Xiao fell asleep in a daze again, but he didn't sleep for a few minutes, the phone rang, he didn't want to answer, but after thinking about it, maybe it was Da Liu who called to report the results?

Then this call must be listened to......

Grabbed the phone placed next to the pillow and saw that it was not Da Liu, it was permission.

It's okay to listen to the phone call of a beautiful woman......

"Hello?"

"Fang Xiao, have you woken up?"

Nonsense......

If it weren't for the soft and nice voice, I would have hung you up......

"Did you write that song last night?"

"Uh-huh."

"I want it."

"Okay, I'll give you a free gift." Fang Xiao turned over lazily, hugged the quilt, and said: "However, I am only allowed to participate in music festivals, not allowed to release records, not allowed to release online singles, and not allowed to participate in any commercial performances, I reserve all authorship rights." ”

"What do you mean?" Xu Xu grumbled slightly, and then asked, "Where are you?" I'll come to you, let's talk. ”

"In the dormitory." Fang Xiao groaned and said, "When you come, help me buy some cold medicine, as well as medicine for upper respiratory tract infections, the rain drifted into my throat from singing last night, and now it's inflamed." By the way, if you're kind, bring some more breakfast. ”

"Sick?"

"Whether it's sticking a knife in a friend's ribs, or confessing in the rain for a friend, the final outcome is to recuperate and take medicine."

Permission let out a silver bell-like laugh and said, "I'll be there in a moment." ”

I don't know if the monkey is publicizing the road, or the early bird saw the post, the whole floor was a sensation, the permission has not yet arrived, groups of classmates and friends arrived first, and they took turns to visit the dormitory, all kinds of admiration, all kinds of ridicule, all kinds of nonsense, it was very lively, since there was no way to sleep, Fang Xiao simply sat at the head of the bed, bragged with them, chattered for a while, the sleepiness was gone, and I felt a lot better.

After a while, a classmate ran in and greeted the fox friends gathered in the dormitory: "It's all gone, it's all gone!" Fang Xiao, hurry down and get dressed, and prepare to pick up guests. ”

"Pick up what?"

"What do you mean?"

"Pick up the girl!" The classmate explained ambiguously: "I saw Mrs. Xu downstairs, she was registering with the doorman, and she came to find Fang Xiao." ”

"What did she come to Fang Xiao for?"

"I don't know what to do, but I see her carrying breakfast and cold medicine."

Everyone knows that Fang Xiao didn't eat breakfast......

Everyone knows that Fang Xiao has a cold now......

There was a commotion in the dormitory, some people whistled, some applauded, and two guys had fun, clenching their fists as microphones, one bowing their heads, the other looking up, acting like a rock star, holding their throats and singing "Drink the wine brewed by love"......

Fang Xiao climbed out of bed, pushed and drove them away, and blasted them out, these bad friends went out of the house, but they all squeezed their eyebrows, standing at the door of their dormitory and watching the excitement.

The permission came up soon, she was wearing a beautiful orange bat shirt, carrying a plastic bag, in front of everyone, her face was not red and her heart was not beating, and she walked into Fang Xiao's dormitory generously.

After she came in, Fang Xiao stood at the door, raised his middle finger, made a 180-degree display of the surroundings, and then closed the door vigorously.

Such an arrogant provocative action naturally caused a strong backlash, all kinds of commotion outside, all kinds of sounds were chaotic, and no one knocked on the door, but someone ran over and roared wave after wave at the door, "Love and love wine".

"You're quite popular."

"So-so." Fang Xiao picked up the hot water that his classmates helped boil just now, and said, "There is no tea, so I can only ask you to drink boiling water, of course, provided that you don't dislike my cup for being dirty." ”

Xu Xu picked up the plastic cup on the computer desk, looked at it, then threw it to him, and said, "You better keep it for yourself." ”

She bought a powder, Fang Xiao soaked a bag, put it aside and waited for it to cool, then started to eat breakfast, ate two bites, and said, "This xiaolongbao is good, it doesn't seem to be a product of the canteen." ”

"I bought it from the rented house, it tastes very good, so I'll bring it to you to taste."

"You're such a kind and loving boy."

Permission was amused, she pointed to the computer and asked, "Yours?" ”

"Hmm. You can use it casually, but don't move the last plate, there is a love action movie in it, if you click on it, the sound will come out, and the two of us will not be able to wash it when we jump into the Yellow River. ”

Permission not to live in school, probably not understanding black language, she was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Fang Xiao's expression was obscene, and his hands made a pincer shape to pinch the xiaolongbao.

"Pervert!"

Xu Xu reacted, gave him a big roll of his eyes a little shyly, and then sat in front of the computer, opened the web page, flipped to the post, and clicked on it.

"Did Shi Lilin call you?"

"Nope." Xu dragged the progress bar, listened to the beginning of "The Wine Brewed by Love" repeatedly, and asked rhetorically: "Da Liu called you?" ”

"Not either." At this time, the commotion outside finally stopped, Fang Xiao ate all the buns, began to drink cold medicine, and said, "I estimate that the battle between the two of them last night was extremely fierce, and now they may not even be able to move their fingers." ”

Xu Xu turned around, gave him another roll of the eyes, and then couldn't help laughing, she looked at Fang Xiao's flower shirt and asked, "Newly bought clothes?" ”

"I just bought it yesterday, and Jordan helped me choose it."

"You went to the bar yesterday?" Xu Xu pressed the pause button, turned to face him, and asked, "What did Uncle Shen say, did he take a fancy to you?" ”

Fang Xiao was surprised and asked, "Do you know Uncle Shen?" ”

"Of course I know, he's my elder." Xu Xu explained: "Yadan is the one I introduced her to work there. ”

Fang Xiao raised his eyebrows, and after taking a sip of the potion, he said, "Uncle Shen asked me to go to work in a few days." ”

"Congratulations, Uncle Shen rarely gives people a good look." Xu Xu looked at him and sighed with emotion: "Fang Xiao, you have changed so much. ”

Fang Xiaowei hehe, and then asked, "You have a good relationship with Qiao Yadan?" ”

"I don't see her much, but I admire her." Xu Xu thought for a while and said, "When I was a sophomore, one morning, I went to the seafood market to buy abalone, and I saw that she was working there, it was very hard, and they were all classmates, so I did her a favor and introduced her to Uncle Shen. ”

Fang Xiao thought of the marks on Qiao Yadan's palm, thoughtful.

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