Hearing that his stomach betrayed himself so spinelessly, Ma Shenglong couldn't help but laugh embarrassedly.

The beautiful woman on the other side still looked at Ma Shenglong expressionlessly, and said lightly, "Since you are hungry, just eat as you like." ”

Ma Shenglong and the celestial people fought for about 2 seconds, and the desire to pretend to be B still couldn't resist the temptation of the sumptuous food on the table in front of him, and he devoured it with chopsticks.

The cute little brothers and little sisters standing behind the glamorous woman all looked at Ma Shenglong dumbfounded, really wondering if he was a starving ghost, otherwise how could he be so edible?

However, in addition to sighing, he still admired Ma Shenglong a little, and ordinary people didn't even dare to pant loudly in front of their masters. This kid is good, not only does he eat a lot without any demeanor, but he also clicks his mouth from time to time, I have never seen him so bold.

In fact, after several years of military career, Ma Shenglong has already developed the habit of gobbling up when eating, although these exquisite dishes in front of him make him feel a little like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and he may have swallowed it into his stomach before he could eat any taste.

However, Ma Shenglong has never been taught about the taste of food in his training, what he knows is that the taste of food is only used to deceive the tongue, and when he really goes to the jungle and deserted places, as long as he can stutter, it is good, and where will he pay attention to what taste.

Ma Shenglong knows poisonous snakes, bats, mice, lizards, and even spiders and ants, these are all things that can effectively supplement the protein needed by their bodies in jungle warfare, as for tree bark, wild vegetables, mushrooms and the like, they can effectively supplement the vitamins they need.

Some people may say, don't GD people eat these things too? Isn't there nothing in the world that they don't dare to eat? But will they eat it raw, will they swallow it alive with a bite and a mouthful of blood?

Hearing this, it is estimated that the answer is self-evident, but Ma Shenglong will, not for anything, but for the battlefield to fight for who can survive the most. People who have been baptized by war certainly do not have the same understanding of food as ordinary people can imagine.

The glamorous woman looked at Ma Shenglong, like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves, and quickly swept away the dishes on the table. And he just said that the shark fin and abalone he ate in the afternoon were still lingering in his ears, and he couldn't help but shake his head and said lightly, "I thought that your reincarnation this time, after more than 800 years of training, should definitely have a big change, but I didn't expect it to be so hypocritical, obviously hungry, and I have to say some indigestible nonsense, I really don't know if you can complete the important task assigned to you this time?" ”

After Ma Shenglong heard what the glamorous woman said, he raised his head in surprise and looked at the beautiful woman opposite, and thought to himself, "Why is it that 800 years ago, the P words of reincarnation, and inexplicably said that what important task should be completed?" Lao Tzu is not a Tang monk, do you want Lao Tzu to lead a few demons and monsters to fight against another group of demons and monsters again? ”

Thinking of this, Ma Shenglong couldn't help but open his mouth to ask what was going on, but he burped at an inopportune time, and several children standing behind finally couldn't help laughing, and the little girl who went upstairs to invite Ma Shenglong downstairs made a grimace at him.

Ma Shenglong, who was full, really had a large amount, and didn't take the ridicule of a few children to heart at all, and asked at the beautiful woman, "I don't know what this beauty is inviting me to dinner?" I'm full now, and if I have anything to say, I'll do my best to help anyone who can help. ”

You can't blame Ma Shenglong for not being promising, after all, as the old saying goes, take other people's soft hands and eat other people's short mouths.

The glamorous woman looked at Ma Shenglong in front of her with a thug look, couldn't help but shake her head again, hesitated for a moment and said, "Originally, I have been shirking this time and don't want to take care of your idle business again, but the big boss above doesn't agree, saying that the trouble last time was caused by me, and this time I want to come to you to solve it satisfactorily." ”

Ma Shenglong looked at the beautiful woman a few times, shook his head and said, "Did we know each other before?" No, I usually have a deep impression of beautiful women. I'm sure we definitely never met. ”

The beautiful woman snorted coldly and said, "If I hadn't given you the three heavenly books, how could you achieve the prestige of Shuibo Liangshan?" It's just on you, hypocrisy, hypocrisy, and black and unslick, I really don't know how I was blind at that time and found such a bastard thing as you? ”

After Ma Shenglong listened to the beautiful woman's words, his eyes were as wide as the little ball ball of the rabbit baby, and he was directly stunned, "Here it is again, here it is again, Lao Tzu is inseparable from the characters in Liangshan?" Isn't that thing Lao Shi Dada, who made up something to deceive people when he was idle? ”

The glamorous woman saw Ma Shenglong's look of disbelieving, and continued to him, "I know that you will definitely not be able to accept it at once, don't interject, listen to me give you a brief introduction to what happened." I still have a lot of work at hand, I can't do nothing because you're alone, you have to know that we are also streamlining and laying off staff there, if it weren't for the sake of making a living, who would have time to take care of you, the guy who caused me trouble. ”

In the next half hour, Ma Shenglong heard the most ridiculous thing he had ever heard in his life.

The beautiful woman on the opposite side said that she was the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang in the sky, and last time in the era of Song Huizong, without the consent of the big boss in the sky, that is, the Jade Emperor, she gave Song Jiang three volumes of heavenly books privately.

I thought that Song Jiang could rely on the three volumes of the Book of Heaven to gather one hundred and eight generals in Tiangang to achieve the prestige of Shuibo Liangshan, and he could also be loyal to defend the country together, protect the Great Song Jiangshan, and finally end up in the creation of the immortal class.

In that case, the Nine Heavens Xuan Maiden Niangniang can also be regarded as cultivating some talents for the Heavenly Palace, and has completed the task assessment goal of the year.

Who knows that this guy Song Jiang, for his own selfish desires, either deceived and coaxed those heavenly and earthly generals, or coerced and lured, and even many of them were kidnapped by him and wanted to go up the mountain to gather righteousness.

It's really forced to go to Liangshan, but it's not forced by Gao Yu, Tong Guan, Cai Jing and the like, but by Song Jiang, a two-B thing, to force it up.

Moreover, many heroes have not died well, and their grievances are too heavy after death, and the Jade Emperor does not dare to let them be reincarnated as humans again, and there is no way to arrange any positions for them in heaven.

A large number of relatives and friends have been waiting in line for tens of thousands of years, and they can't be settled, and the gods will not grow old or retire, how can there be so many empty places to do it.

In this way, 810 years have passed, implying the number of ninety-nine, and only then did it agree to one hundred and eight heavens and eight heavens and earths, and reincarnate as a new human. I thought that after more than 800 years of training, the anger in their hearts had been removed.

Who knew that these one hundred and eight Tiangang Devils, although they had forgotten all kinds of deception by Song Jiang in their previous life in the Great Song Dynasty, they still showed deep resentment in their bones.

Although everyone's life experience is different, whether it is an ordinary worker who toils all day long, a high-ranking government official, and even a gangster who is still mixed in society, they are unwilling to live according to the new rules of the social game.

The supreme boss of the Heavenly Palace, who learned all this, finally couldn't help but be angry, and the Nine Heavens Xuan Maiden, who was the culprit, was severely reprimanded.

Boss Yu said that if this time the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang still can't turn these hundred orders and eight Tiangang into a group of pillars for the benefit of society, either she will resign with dignity, or the Tiangong Organization Department will propose to be expelled, and let her handle it herself.

Boss Yu can't say that because he failed to arrange a job for the second cousin, third brother-in-law, brother-in-law, and neighbor's sister-in-law in the queen mother's family, his sex life has been interrupted for nearly half a month, and he can't say that he is secretly supporting himself. What's more, he hinted at her countless times, but she didn't respond, and she didn't give her small shoes, who to wear.

Jiutian Xuannu Niangniang knew what it meant for her to be unemployed, that is, she could no longer have intimate contact with those brand-name bags, brand-name cosmetics, and imported foreign brand-name clothing.

There is also oneself, who has to repay hundreds of millions of years of mortgages and millions of years of car loans, which will squeeze his future life out of breath.

According to the famous law of kicking the dead cat, the Nine Heavens Xuan Niang directly transformed the pressure of her work into anger towards Song Jiang, not because of this hypocrite who is hypocritical, how could she be in such a big trouble.

According to the records of the Heavenly Palace Reincarnation Office, the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang finally found it, and this time Song Jiang reincarnated as a human Ma Sheng Longtou, asking him to be sure to find the one hundred and seven Tiangang that were scattered in the world and made waves again on the day of the Nine Stars Alignment, and gathered again.

This time, you can't use any coercive means to brutally force them to join the gang, as for how to operate it, it's Ma Shenglong's own business.

If you mess it up again, what awaits Ma Shenglong will be, every time you will be reincarnated as an unruly rich son, reading countless beauties in the world, and the beauties are scrambling to give them a hug, but little JJ can't be hard, you can only watch it and can't eat it, and he's a bastard in a hurry.

God, is there a more terrible punishment in heaven and on earth, there is so-and-so.

After listening, Ma Shenglong was really dumbfounded, did the beautiful woman in front of him run out of a mental hospital?

Shouldn't the fairy sisters be dressed in white yarn, flying in the sky, and looking solemn that they don't eat fireworks in the world?

In front of her, how is the self-proclaimed Nine Heavens Xuan Lady dressed up?

Dressed in an OL's black professional suit, resigned and laid off with his mouth closed, and talked about car loans and housing loans, these plots are too bloody, right?

If even the immortals from all walks of life who have achieved positive results after tens of thousands of years of cultivation feel such great pressure to survive, then how should these sentient beings in the vast world face the next life?