Chapter 048: Strange Man Song Jiang

No matter what kind of idiot Ma Shenglong had an idiotic expression, after the Nine Heavens Xuannu finished speaking, her apricot eyes widened, and she glared angrily at the bastard in front of her who brought her laid-off crisis, with a look of eagerness to kill him.

Seeing that Ma Shenglong didn't react for a long time, Jiutian Xuannu Niangniang may realize that what she said was too shocking, after all, he is just an ordinary person, no matter what he did in his previous life, he has not yet opened the memory of his previous life, so he can't be too harsh on him.

After all, if he has to do the reunification of one hundred and eight orders and eight heavenly gangs, he really can't complete the task, and he is not the only one who is unlucky.

Thinking of this, the Nine Heavens Xuan Niangniang took a deep breath, took out her most gentle side, and said softly, "Xiao Song...... Oh no, I should call you a pony by now. Comrade Pony, I know that the responsibility for this matter is not all on you, after all, I also have to bear the responsibility of a little bit of improper leadership. You don't have any mental baggage, this time I will track the whole process, no, I have already sent Tianyingxing to help you first. ”

When Ma Shenglong heard the Nine Heavens Xuan Maiden say about Tianyingxing, he raised his head and asked, "Who is Tianyingxing, it won't be that idiot flowering grass, right?" ”

Lowering her head, the Nine Heavens Xuan Niangniang muttered angrily in her heart, "There is also a face to say that others are idiots, aren't you the ones who like to fool idiots the most?" ”

Raising her head, the Nine Heavens Xuannu said with a gentle smile, "How can Tian Yingxing be an idiot, he was loyal to you in his last life, and he was willing to give up his life after you died, and went with you. ”

Ma Shenglong couldn't help but shudder when he heard the answer of the Nine Heavens Xuan Niangniang, and hurriedly said, "Stop, stop, my sexual orientation has always been normal, you can quickly get that abnormal guy away for me." ”

How could the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang have time to care about their, and said perfunctorily, "Okay, okay, after Tianyingxing is in place, he has already opened the prediction ability on your jade pendant." If you encounter it again in the future, it will give you some key hints when the rest of the heavens and earths appear. It's not too early, I hope you can complete the task as soon as possible, I still have to go back to work with my card, next time I have time. ”

After speaking, regardless of whether Ma Shenglong wanted it or not, he stood up and turned to leave. The boys and girls who came from here still sent Ma Shenglong upstairs and back to the room.

Ma Shenglong reluctantly went up the stairs, while muttering to himself, walked to the turning point between the first floor and the second floor, and suddenly remembered that the Nine Heavens Xuan Niang Niang had given herself a task for a long time, why didn't she mention a word about her salary.

The so-called ugly first and then not ugly, it is better to talk about the conditions clearly, and then think about it yourself, and accept whether to accept this task.

Ma Shenglong hurriedly turned his head to look, who knew that in a blink of an eye, no one downstairs could be seen, the entire hall was empty, and even the leftover meals on the table just now were cleaned up.

Ma Shenglong scratched his head, he really couldn't figure out if it was because he was nervous during this time, so he had auditory hallucinations.

Ma Shenglong, who was stunned for a while, had no choice but to turn around and go upstairs, but at this time, suddenly the entire staircase disappeared out of thin air.

Caught off guard, Ma Shenglong fell straight down, and fell on the marble floor with a snap, so painful that he screamed out, sat up suddenly, and found that he was still lying on the hard bed in the room on the second floor.

It turned out that he had just had a dream, Ma Shenglong sat up, wiped the cold sweat on his head, remembered the scene in the dream, took out the cigarette in his pocket and lit one for himself.

I took a breath and felt as if there was something on my teeth. Ma Shenglong used his fingernails to pound between his teeth for a long time, and pulled out a green filamentous thing.

Ma Shenglong was stunned when he saw the green filamentous thing, isn't this the thing he ate in his dream just now, and he still muttered to himself in his heart when he ate it, "I don't know what this thing is, it's delicious but it's quite delicious, but it's a little stuffy." ”

Oh my God, here's the proof! This is ironclad evidence that it was not a dream.

When Song Zhisi met Lu and saw Jiutian Xuannu Niangniang, Jiutian Xuannu Niangniang ate three dates for others, and Song Zhusi, who loved to pretend to be B, had a nucleus in his hand and hid it in his sleeve to prove that he was not dreaming.

But that good thing can show that Song Abshi's fear of losing his manners, and it also fully illustrates that his Song Abshi's love for cleanliness is also fully explained.

But if you look at the evidence of how Brother Xiao Ma left today, he ate a meal and left evidence between his teeth, what does this mean, the food reserves before the battle? What a grandma's precautions.

Ma Shenglong was really frightened by the things between his teeth, and couldn't help but think back to the people he had learned about Song Aisi from Lao Shi Da's Water Margin.

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Who is Song Jiang?

Name: Song Jiang, Song Gongming Gender: Male (at least on the surface) Liangshan Ranking: NO.1 Origin: Songjia Village, Yuncheng, Shandong (now Shuibao, Yuncheng County, Shandong) Nickname: What is the timely rain, filial piety Hei Saburo, Hu Baoyi, anyway, there are a lot of names (you finally know the way, for what some people's business cards are printed with a bunch of titles, that's all learned from Song Zhusi, can't you take it out and pretend to be 13 at a critical moment, I really don't tell him about ordinary people. Asterisk: Tiankui Xing's identity and occupation before going up the mountain: Yuncheng County Charge Division (probably the director or secretary of the county party committee and county government office, but not a formal civil servant, just a staff member who has not been able to turn into a regular career establishment, and also serves as the first umbrella of the underworld in Yuncheng County) Liangshan position: When he first arrived in Liangshan, he was unwilling to be a second child, and after killing Chao Gai, he was promoted to the head of the general army of Liangshanbo......

Look at the glorious life of Song Zhusi, but when Ma Shenglong watched the Water Margin, he felt that there were really a few people in it, who were written as heroes by Lao Shida, but this black Song Jiang is really not a thing.

Let's briefly analyze from his name and nickname, Song Gongming, Gongming probably means justice and brightness.

It is estimated that when this name was called, the old lady of his family Song was really squeezing his eyes, blind to his grandmother's name, from what Hei Song Jiang did, none of them could reflect the slightest meaning of this name.

Song Jiang, the second B, took the court's money, he openly shielded the underworld, Yan Po regretted to report and expose it, and he also stabbed him to death, as for what kind of bribery and bribery, let alone what kind of bribery, or his family background, why did he see a hooligan and a young lady, and he would give silver.

It is said that although the name cannot truly reflect a person, the nickname will definitely be more accurate. But Song Jiang's nickname is not to mention, filial piety Hei Saburo, in addition to black, it is really fucking black, what else is worthy of the name.

First of all, let's talk about the word filial piety, the ancient saying has clouds, there are three unfilial piety, and no queen is great. Song Jiang pretended to be a B criminal, if he was really filial, why didn't he give birth to a son for his father? Could it be that Song Xiao's second child doesn't work very well?

As for what he said, as soon as he received the letter from home, he knew that the old lady Song was sick, and even the hooligans couldn't be fooled, so they hurriedly ran home to visit.

That's just his father telling him in the letter, Chao Gai is now the leader of Liangshan, and you will be a second child at most. Although Song Jiang is not very useful, he doesn't want to directly carry the name of the second child.

You must know that Song Jiang is not the most embarrassed after he was in the government-designated reception hotel in Jiangzhou-Xunyang Building, drank too much and wrote anti-poems, and was about to be beheaded, and he refused to go to Liangshan to be this little second child.

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Speaking of Jiangzhou, if you want to say that Song Jiang is a second-B cargo, it's really interesting.

You say that if you write anti-poems, you will write anti-poems, where can you go to write badly, you go to the fucking Jiangzhou government designated reception office to write, are you afraid that the government officials in Jiangzhou will not see it? Then you said that you might as well go directly to the yamen and write, wouldn't that be more likely to be seen by officials.

This two-B goods, can really pretend to be garlic, someone saw the anti-poem to arrest him, he pretended to be bad, pretending to be neurotic.

Okay, even if you are strong, pretend to be neurotic, pretend to be neurotic, and don't you just open a certificate of neuropathy? What the fuck do you think you eat?

Okay, you're invincible in the world, but if you eat shit, you can eat shit, and you still fucking eat your own shit?

, even if you are the most bizarre in the universe, you can eat poop if you eat stool, but if you eat a little bite, diligence and thrift are not this kind of dry methods?

What else do you say about the history of the scriptures since childhood, and you also have the power to plan when you grow up. Just like a tiger lying on a barren hill, lurking minions to endure.

I really didn't see it if I conspiracy or anything, but if the last half of the sentence is changed to be just like a wild dog hungry on a barren hill, you can only eat and endure it, so it is estimated that it is a little more appropriate.

Did he guess that he would definitely eat poop before he got drunk? It's really a grandma's ability to pinch it.

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said a bunch of messy things, now let's talk about the righteous words of Hei Song Jiang, Du Niang explained, the righteous words are just and appropriate principles or actions, or express self-recognized relatives or artificially made things, such as prosthetics, dentures and the like.

Qin Ming didn't want to go to Liangshan to be a bandit, and the people he killed died when he came up with ideas, is this righteous?

killed Qin Ming's wife and took Hua Rong's sister to give someone to pay off the debt, is this righteous?

He couldn't go back to his home where he hurt others, so he could only go up to the mountains to be a bandit, but he ran home to see his father, is this righteous?

Seeing that the stupid Li Kui is greedy for a cup and a good gamble, he specially lends to loan sharks to others, is this righteous?

Look at what this second B is doing, it's righteous, it's not his grandmother's bullshit.

But if the person who gave him the nickname knows that his second child is a righteous second child, then Brother Xiao Ma will be really speechless, whether it works or not, it has to make people look good, right?