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On July 1, at 9 o'clock in the morning, Fang Xiao appeared on time in the multi-functional hall on the 5th floor of the Xiangjiang International Conference Center. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Located on an artificial island reclaimed from the sea next to Wan Chai, with an exhibition area of 32,000 square meters, the Heung Kong International Conference Center is the largest exhibition venue in Asia and one of Hong Kong's iconic buildings with a world reputation, and has hosted many important international conferences, such as the World Bank Annual Meeting, the Global Telecommunication Exhibition, the Asian Trade Forum, etc.

This multi-purpose hall is the largest meeting venue in the heart of the international conference, with 3,600 square meters, 4,000 seats, complete supporting facilities, simultaneous interpretation in 10 languages, high-brightness projection devices and adjustable lighting system, which is an ideal venue for the press conference.

The scene of the press conference has been played into a classic by the Qiao gang leader in his previous life, of course Fang Xiao copied it all, a concise podium, a wide projection, a black T-shirt, blue jeans, and a pair of canvas shoes, everything was done.

"Good morning, everyone."

As soon as Fang Xiao appeared, it attracted a burst of warm applause and a click of the shutter - it was full of 4,000 people, in addition to the reporters who came in with invitations, there were many fans who paid 100 yuan to buy tickets.

"I heard that the tickets for today's press conference were sold out in 3 minutes, I didn't expect that there are so many boring idlers in Hong Kong, willing to spend 100 yuan to see me talk nonsense, today is Tuesday, no wonder the official said that the economy has been sluggish recently, and employment is difficult......" Fang Xiao walked from one side of the podium to the other, shrugged his shoulders, and said helplessly: "Forget it, I don't know why recently, as soon as my tongue moves, I will be in trouble." ”

He shrugged his shoulders and pressed the remote. Some screenshots of the report appeared on the projection screen behind it.

"Fang Xiao's poisonous tongue caused infighting, and the band members fought in public......"

"Fang Xiao packed the ticket for the students to make other tutors unhappy before booking ......"

"Fang Xiao used indecent words to cause controversy at the graduation ceremony......"

"Taking the graduation speech as a child's play, experts angrily criticized Fang Xiao's improper attitude......"

The screenshot finally stopped at a report that "Wang Zhixin sent a micro-note again, asking Fang Xiao to apologize publicly".

"Forget about the rest, this one ......" Fang Xiao turned around and pointed to the curtain. said: "I do want to apologize for this, but it's not an apology to Director Wang - if I can't say whatever I want between myself and my girlfriend in private, I might as well cut my tongue out - I want to apologize to those fans who read my comments and then went to the cinema to watch Director Wang's movie, I'm really embarrassed, and you've been cheated." ”

Laughter erupted in the chamber.

"I checked the box office later. Director Wang's insincere garbage movie actually had a box office of 130 million, I was surprised and regretted, I really shouldn't have done music in the first place, I should have made movies. But it's not too late to make amends, after reflection, I think since there are so many idiots in the world who go to watch junk movies......" Fang Xiao nodded his chest and emphasized: "Attention! I've also watched this movie, so I'm also an idiot, and it's not slander for idiots to call each other idiots. Everyone, don't go online and say that I am insulting fans, I'm really scared. ”

In the midst of laughter, Fang Xiao shook his head and said, "Forget it, if you say too much, you will lose, let's get down to business...... All in all, I thought, since no matter how rubbish the movie is, there are people watching it, then I can also make a movie to make money, so. I really decided to make a movie. ”

He pressed the remote control again, and a line of five-color letters appeared on the screen: "F&Q Movie"! ”

There was an uproar, reporters exchanged heads, and the audience whispered.

"Are you really making movies?"

"Is this a spoof?"

Fang Xiao waited for a few seconds before pressing the remote control again. A video starts playing on the screen.

With a bang, a large profile shot of her in a gorgeous dress, her brows furrowed, her face annoyed, and then the kind of rich and sensational male voice narration that is common in movie trailers sounded - she, dressed in fine clothes, was at a loss.

With a bang, a large frontal photo of Qiao Yadan appeared, wearing a simple checkered shirt, bowing his head and looking down, with a sweaty face, narrating - she, working hard, but the road ahead is boundless.

Then there were photos of Shi Lilin, Mai Jiexin and Lan Xiaoxi, dressed differently, with different expressions, and the narration was in order: "She, hearty and generous, but trapped by love", "She, Lan Xinhui, but failed the interview", "She, she is amazingly talented, but she is lonely".

The last person to appear was Fang Xiao himself, he was wearing a gray T-shirt, with a melancholy face, and the narration was slightly different, it was "He, borrowing wine to drown his sorrows, almost hung up." ”

Fang Xiao pointed to the photos lined up on the screen, and asked seriously: "How is it, does it have the immediate sense of a Hollywood blockbuster?" ”

Some people laughed, others made fun and shouted, "Yes! The photo is taken at a very high level, and the narrator reads it very well, but the bad thing is that next to each photo, there is a line of mixed notes in English and pinyin displayed in bold, such as the licensed photo, which is written "she, qn-duo, bu-no-hppy!" Another example is Fang Xiao's photo, which reads "he, he-ju, so-go-hospl!" English completely ignores grammar, and there is a phonetic transcription on pinyin, which is nondescript and nondescript, not foreign, and gimmicky.

"Yes, yes, this photo is a famous handwriting, and the dubbing is done by me personally, absolutely not bad." Fang Xiao smiled smugly, pressed the remote control, and said, "There is still below." ”

The photo disappeared with two lines of subtitles:

"Suddenly one day, everything changed......"

"...... in two months"

Then there were the wonderful clips of everyone at the concert, Xu Xu sang "I Only Care About You" in a wedding dress, Qiao Yadan wore a dress and played the piano, Shi Lilin sang "Dare to Love and Dare to Be" with a cane, Mai Jiexin sang "Forgotten Time" in the moonlight, Lan Xiaoxi danced and sang "Look at Me 72 Changes", and finally ended with Fang Xiao's fist clenching action after singing "Men Should Be Self-Improvement".

The F&Q concert was only held once, and Duoyi did not provide a replay service afterwards, so there was no way to relive it, and the human brain was like a wine cellar. I always unconsciously beautify the memory, forget the bad ones, change the good ones, and then make the wine of feelings and seal it, although June 18 is only a dozen days away. But these days, fans are sought after, media comments, and information discussed in the industry are endless, which accelerates the process of beautification, so the short ten-second video makes many fans who watched the concert that night excited. The applause was overwhelming, and the applause continued.

The above is the first content of today's press conference, "F&Q Movie", two months later, it will be released nationwide on August 18. I hope the fans will cheer for the show. Fang Xiao waved his hand and said: "As for the content, I won't spoil it, anyway, this is a money-making movie with no sincerity, everyone just needs to close their eyes and buy tickets like today, don't care about the content, it doesn't matter!" ”

Between his words. A large number of partner companies appeared on the screen: Google Entertainment Communication Company, Heung Kong Media Group, Heung Kong Press Group, Duoyi Video, Yawn Entertainment Network, Southern Film Company, Pearl Film and Television Communication Company, Kunda Advertising Communication Co., Ltd., ......

"Fang Xiao, is this a real game?"

"Of course it's true, this is a press conference, not a stage show."

"The press conference was so entertaining. Is it appropriate? ”

"People who can even entertain the graduation ceremony, the press conference is not a small CSE, you look at the fans in the back, they like this style very much."

While discussing, two staff members walked up to the podium carrying a small table in a minimalist style. Put it on Fang Xiao's left side, and then put a small red box in the shape of a side on it.

"Thank you...... I'm going to post my second piece of content today. Fang Xiao pressed the remote control and said, "That's the "F&Q Farewell Youth Campus Concert" CD collector's version. ”

Although few people use discs to watch videos these days, there is no piracy without discs......

So this is the main event, many audience members sat up straight, and there were a few anxious guys in the back row who half stood up and looked, in fact, the conference hall was designed very scientifically, and you can see it clearly if you don't stand up, and at the same time, a large close-up photo of the box was also given on the big screen.

Fang Xiao picked up the small box with both hands and showed it to the audience, the box is wooden, the texture is fine, the color is bright, and the silhouettes of the F&Q members and their respective musical instruments are engraved on the sides, the carving is exquisite, the shape is beautiful, elegant and fashionable, like a work of art.

"This box was designed by Dong Daxin, a famous collector of antique furniture and a master of arts and crafts, and was inspired by the decorative boxes used by court concubines in the Ming Dynasty." Fang Xiao put the box on the table, opened the buckle, picked up the lid, and explained while displaying: "The cover is engraved with flowers, meteors and guitars, this is the logo of our F&Q concert, it's beautiful, right?" ”

Fang Xiao switched the pattern, and after showing the various details of the clever design of the box one by one, he put down the lid and said: "There is an idiom called buying and returning pearls, I have to explain the beads clearly, as for this '椟', after the press conference, the staff will send relevant information to everyone for reference, of course, you can also go to the official mall to see, there is also an explanation on it." ”

He began to take out the contents of the box, and the first thing he pulled out was a T-shirt.

"I know that some netizens have given me a nickname, called 'T-shirt Xiao Wang', saying that my main business is selling T-shirts, and my side business is singing...... Okay, all in all, this t-shirt is the same as the one that came with the concert, but with improved fabrics and new fits, colors and styles can be customized at the time of purchase, and not necessarily the red I take. ”

Putting down the T-shirt, Fang Xiao took out a book from the box again, held it in his hand, and introduced: "What about this, it's a collection of F&Q private photos, it seems that everyone here doesn't seem to be interested in this?" It's no wonder that you uncles and aunts are all past the age of beauty-loving beauty, and this is for boys and girls......"

Between the words, the projection behind it changed from a T-shirt to a photo, the first one is Gio Yadan, she stood in front of the pool, pursed her lips and jumped into the water, curvy, picturesque posture, although there is no trace of spring leakage, but it is extremely sexy temptation, as long as you have a little photography common sense, you can see that this is not a pose, but a very natural life to take pictures.

Then I switched several more, there are cute photos of sneaking up on Fang Xiao with ice cream, spoof photos of Shi Lilin's face painted on her face, self-entertainment photos of Lan Xiaoxi dancing and making faces, happy photos of Mai Jie laughing in the sky, and embarrassing photos of Fang Xiao lying on the floor sleeping. All kinds of colors, rich and colorful, subverting everyone's usual image, although not pure and beautiful, but there is a youthful beauty.

"These photos were captured by our art director. recorded the life of F&Q for more than two months, except for me, the sisters didn't show much, so the male pervert is forgotten, and the female pervert can see more. ”

Fang Xiao didn't introduce much about this photo album, and put his hand into the box with laughter. He took out a square wooden box, his right hand held it underneath, and with his left hand, the wooden box parted, revealing a hemispherical glass cover, crystal clear. There are five large and five small golden gears in the cover, which are exactly the same as the stage of the concert.

Putting the box on the table, Fang Xiao made a gesture, the lights in the conference hall went out, and it was pitch black, and then the glass cover on the podium lit up with a light like the moon, followed by the sound of "jingling" music. With the music, the gears slowly turned, and then a small figure of three or four centimeters rose from between the big gears, with a tuxedo, a red tie, and flowers in his hand, and a miniature version of Fang Xiao came alive.

"You ask me how much I love you, how much do you ...... I love you"

"The Moon Represents My Heart" only sang a few words, and the miniature version of Fang Xiao sank down, and raised the miniature version of the wedding dress. The music was also changed to "I Only Care About You", also only a few words, Xiao Fangxiao rose from opposite her, and the two slowly approached and kissed together. Slowly disappeared, and two villains in opera robes rose between the two small gears on the left and right, and began to sing "Flowers and Full Moon Night".

“ok。” Fang Xiao snapped his fingers, the lights came back on, and he introduced while switching the content on the screen: "This music box is specially customized for demonstration, in order to save time, so the songs inside are very short, the official version will store the complete songs, the scenes and songs inside can be customized when purchasing, the wood of the base can be engraved with lasers, and of course, you can also engrave any word you want...... This one on the table is called the wedding chapter, and we also have a pro-article, a love article, a friendship article, a mood article, a family article, and a ...... for the old kng In short, send children, girlfriends, friends, elders, all in one place, as long as you pay for it, you can give whatever you want. ”

When a reporter in the front row heard this, he said to his colleague: "Fang Xiaoke is really business-minded, as soon as this thing comes out, those crazy men and women will bleed profusely." ”

"Yes, just by looking at that beautiful little box, you know that the CDs for this concert are not cheap."

A reporter behind him leaned over and said: "Actually, this is also a helpless thing, now the Internet is so developed, piracy is rampant, even if the concert is good, if it only glows the disc, few people will buy it - now many computers are not equipped with optical drives." ”

"That's right, Fang Xiao's model of buying and giving away pearls may really make a profit."

In the discussion of several people, Fang Xiao introduced the material and internal structure of the wooden box, explained the difficulty of using high-tech 3D printing villains and gears, and then stroked the glass cover, and said in a soft voice: "Zhang Ailing once said that half a life is actually a generation. So this music box, I gave it a name, also called 'Half Life'. ”

The thing that can penetrate people's hearts in the world, in addition to the eyes, is the voice, although he knows that Fang Xiao is engaged in sales, but the deep affection and vicissitudes of life expressed by the voice still capture the n more girls and women present......

"Alright, that's it for the giveaway, and then it's time for dinner." Fang Xiao put his hand into the wooden box, took out a CD with an envelope from it, and introduced: "The concert lasted 10 hours, and there were 8 hours and 13 minutes after editing, plus tidbits, interviews, comments and other content, a total of 9 hours and 50 minutes, the whole process was filmed by a senior Hollywood team, recorded by the Warner Records recording team, and shot by 30 4K cameras...... The envelope was designed by the famous designer Dong Ling, and contains 4 CDs, the first three are concerts, and the last one is a tidbit......"

After the introduction, Fang Xiao put the things back into the small box one by one, and after covering it, he said with a smile: "Use the meteors of flowers and pianos to seal a stormy event, this thing is not so much a collector's edition of the CD, but a souvenir of youth, so I set its price at 1314, which means a lifetime." ”

Depend on!

It's too dark......

"This set of objects, from 12 noon today to Qixi, that is, to the end of August 2, how much to sell, after 12 noon on August 2, it will no longer be sold." Fang Xiao motioned for the staff to carry the table away, and then said, "In order to sell this baby, I specially wrote a song for it. ”

He straightened his arms and raised his hand towards the entrance to the left, and walked out in a long red dress embroidered with rose petals, a bright color that she rarely wears, and surprised everyone when she appeared.

The music sounded, and thousands of flowers were projected on the curtain, covering the land.

“……

Make a wish in the starlight

May the flowers planted be loved

For the faith, flowers bloom and there is life

May the fragrance of the flowers not wither

Let every heart love each other

……”

After Fang Xiao sang, the scenery of the curtain was replaced by thousands of stars.

“……

Make a wish in the starlight

Tell what you love

I've been living for that music all my life

Play music with my heart

May the song be loved

May the cheers and applause remain the same

……”

This is a Cantonese song, but the lyrics are given immediately on the screen, which does not affect the sense of hearing, the romantic and beautiful lyrics and soft and beautiful melody are intoxicating, and perfectly fit the theme of the concert with flowers, meteors and guitars.

At the end of the song, Xu Xu quietly withdrew, without saying a word, but the applause was very warm, and his popularity was no weaker than Fang Xiao.

"It's Tanabata again, it's limited, it's customized, plus this song, the music box of more than 1,000 yuan is not worried."

"Who said no, how can this guy be a little like a musician, he is completely a black-hearted businessman, alas, I can't run away with this money, I'll go and order one at noon, die early and be born early, and the wife of the province is mad."

ps: I've been lazy again lately, damn it......