"Do you want to upgrade?"

"I don't want to be a cowherd, sir!"

"I'm asking if you want to upgrade?"

"I won't sell my flesh, sir!"

"You're not answering what you're asking, I'm asking if you want to upgrade?"

"Uh...... I think, but ~ I will never sell my chastity, sir! ”

"Who wants your chastity? I want your youth! ”

"Youth is as important to me as chastity, sir!"

……

A question that answers questions that are not asked, with a sense of humor that makes people laugh.

In the theater, everyone burst into laughter, laughing, laughing and patting the seats, laughing so much that they shrunk into a ball, laughing so much that tears flew around, laughing so much that they were snotty, and laughing so much that they were spitting!

"Poof!"

"Hahaha......"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Ouch hey, it's really funny!"

"Zhou Xingxing is really funny!"

"I'm not going to sell my flesh, sir, hahaha......"

"How did you come up with this line? It's so funny! ”

"Master Xing, Master Xing, why are you so cheating?"

"I'm out of breath."

"This is the real comedy, I can't do it, I'm going to die laughing!"

"Haha...... Cluck...... Ga! ”

Huang Chuan sat in his position and smiled bitterly, who knew that a guy in the back happened to be drinking Coke, and this time the laughter sprayed, and the Coke mixed saliva turned into a mist sprayed in the air, spilling on his body, and some even dripped into his neck.

"What are you doing?" Huang Chuan turned his head angrily.

"Right...... I'm sorry, it's so funny...... Hahaha...... "The man hurriedly said sorry, but before he finished speaking, he laughed again, without any sincerity."

Huang Chuan was so angry that he almost exploded, but thinking that he was entangled with an ordinary person as a famous director, it really didn't fit his identity. So I forcibly endured it, and after scolding indignantly and quietly saying "uneducated", I turned around and continued to look at the big screen.

"Stephen Zhao, I'm in love with you!" Huang Chuan thought sadly.

On the big screen, the boss was defeated by Zhou Xingxing's reaction, and he said, "Okay, okay." I see, you listen to me first. One day, a group of students came to visit the police station, and after the tour, they found that a gun was missing. ”

Zhou Xingxing disagreed: "Losing guns often happens, sir!" ”

The boss said: "However, this gun is mine!" ”

Zhou Xingxing sympathized: "I'm really heartbroken for you!" ”

The audience, who had already lost their strength to laugh, couldn't help but laugh when they heard this, but fortunately, it seemed that the previous laughter had raised their laughter a lot, so they all laughed it off. They began to look forward to it intensely. Because the name of this movie is "Truant Dragon", the theme is a campus comedy, but there has been no school footage, so they almost forgot about it. Unexpectedly, this element was discovered from the mouth of the boss, a group of students came to visit the police station, and then the police station was missing a gun.

As long as the thinking ability is okay, hear this. I can vaguely guess a little bit of the plot behind it, Zhou Xingxing should have been sent to the school to find it. That's why the name of this movie is "Truant Dragon", so it's a campus comedy!

Huang Chuan's brows furrowed: "It's kind of interesting!" ”

He can see that this "Truant Dragon" is all on the protagonist "Zhou Xingxing", and the previous acts and dialogues are all depicting the character image of "Zhou Xingxing", and the current turning point is really entering the main plot. The two definitions of "truant dragon" and "campus comedy" are derived. If he guessed correctly, the next step should be Zhou Xingxing disguised as a student to enter the school and investigate and track down the stolen gun.

When the boss talked to Zhou Xingxing, those "It's really damn, it's still so fine skin and tender meat", "Do you want to upgrade", "What do I want your body for?" I want your youth" and other frivolous words. In fact, he was assessing Zhou Xingxing to see if he was suitable to be an undercover agent in the school.

Students, fine skin and tender meat should be, if you are too old to become, what kind of students are you pretending to be?

"It's good that you know, this gun has been with me for thirty years, and I haven't fired a single shot, just used it to scratch and scratch." Saying that, the boss made a scratching action, and then turned his back to Zhou Xingxing, sighing and said: "Hey, when I think about it, I feel itchy again, come, you help me scratch!" ”

"Is it behind it?" Zhou Xingxing asked speechlessly.

"yes, it's a gun of kindness!" The boss sighed.

"Haha!" Huang Chuan heard the laughter of the people next to him again.

After talking to Zhou Xingxing and explaining the difficulties, the boss decided: "So, I want you to go into that school?" ”

Zhou Xingxing was embarrassed: "Sir, teaching, I don't have much confidence." ”

The boss said very politely: "I didn't ask you to pretend to be a teacher, I just asked you to pretend to be a student." ”

"Pretending to be a student?" Zhou Xingxing jumped back in fright, shrugged his shoulders, a look of surprise appeared on his face, and his voice suddenly became much sharper, very nervous!

Not only that, Zhou Xingxing then said a lot of lines and made a series of weird actions to make his nervousness deeper: "Sir, I was a policeman who took the exam because I didn't want to study, I can't pretend to be a student!" By doing so, sir, you have taken me to a crater full of poisonous snakes and beasts, and whether I live or die, whether I cry, with such a cruel, merciless foot, I have stepped into the fiery magma! How can you bear this? ”

Huang Chuan said secretly: "Sure enough! Really! He screamed twice in a row.

The first sound was sure to be, it was Zhou Xingxing who really wanted to go to school as an undercover student to pretend to be a student.

The second sound, sure enough, Zhou Xingxing began to be nervous again!

By this time, Huang Chuan had already determined that Stephen Zhao was trying to create a new style of performance. As for the effect, he is still uncertain, but looking at the reaction of the people in the theater, this style of performance did not make people feel inexplicable, not only was it quickly accepted by people, but also made them laugh from time to time, and the laughter continued.

The boss said to Zhou Xingxing mercilessly: "Isn't this bad?" Let you get rich and die wonderfully? You don't have to say, you don't have a choice! ”

Zhou Xingxing was dumbfounded.

At last. The boss didn't let him go, and said to him before leaving: "Also, you said again, the teacher should listen to me earlier." ”

Zhou Xingxing trembled and said: "Old ~ teacher ~ early ~"

In the laughter of the hall, the camera turned, Zhou Xingxing went to school with his schoolbag on his back, and his lonely appearance was really sad. Then the bleak background music sounded, adding to the bleakness.

However, no one in the theater felt sad, they were all laughing, and the neurotic classmate Zhou Xingxing was really like a living treasure, a living treasure that they wanted to laugh when they looked at it!

Entering the school, there were a few dismounts first, the students who were punished for squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands, the school rules written all over the walls, and the majestic director Lin Zuodong, who was like the big boss in the game, of course. What's more important is the mosquito, buzzing, constantly arguing when Zhou Xingxing and Lin Zuodong look at each other, giving people the feeling that they are two masters who are going to fight a decisive battle.

"Isn't this the new one?"

"What a stinky fart, which class?"

"It can't be our class, right?"

In the midst of the students' discussions, the camera quickly flickered, and Zhou Xingxing officially started his first class after pretending to be a student.

"Around 1872, scientists discovered an ozone hole in Antarctica. The sun's ultraviolet rays can directly ......" The teacher spoke slowly on the podium, and Zhou Xingxing sat down bored. Soon the fugue began. He begins to fantasize that he is in prison in his number jersey and that the students around him have become his cellmates.

"I have no freedom, I have lost my freedom, and I am sad and tearful...... Wandering around the ends of the earth, hey!! Zhou Xingxing began to sing sadly.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

But the next moment, everyone burst into laughter.

Just listen to a screech of "whoa". A chalk-stained blackboard eraser burst out of the podium and smashed into Zhou Xingxing's mouth with a "bang" of a very perfect parabolic free-fall curve, making his mouth full of white foam. In an instant, white chalk ash flew everywhere, and Zhou Xingxing exploded from his position like a cat that had been stepped on by its tail.

"Who attacked the police?" Zhou Xingxing, who woke up from a dream, thought he was a policeman. Shouted.

"Shenma? What kind of police attack? ”

The menopausal female teacher with a contemptuous look said two sentences in a row, and then stretched out her hand and pointed at Zhou Xingxing: "It's you, bring the eraser!" ”

Zhou Xingxing took the blackboard eraser.

"I don't care if you're new or not, take my class and travel all over the world!" The menopausal female teacher said while shining a slap on the back of Zhou Xingxing's head.

"When I was studying, I was also thrown by the teacher with a blackboard eraser!"

The audience's laughter was full of relief and schadenfreude, because what happened to Zhou Xingxing was actually what they did back then.

Zhou Xingxing returned to his position depressed.

The short, bespectacled man next to him nudged him with his elbow and handed him a note.

Zhou Xingxing looked down, it turned out to be "endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky", he was stunned for a moment, and then disdainful, humming vigorously.

"This is the second male, right? It looks like a student at Kyungyo University! ”

At this time, some viewers recognized the short man with glasses.

"Indeed, I heard that the movie "Truant Dragon" was still the opinion of this student, and then Xing Ye decided to make a campus comedy."

"Really? Can he still be a student at Jingjing University? ”

"People can't look good, the sea can't fight, although people are a little frustrated, but people are highly intelligent!"

"I heard that this person's name is Huang Yi."

"Believe in Xingye, get eternal life, follow Xingye, eat meat, this kid will be developed in the future!"

In the crowd, Huang Chuan heard these words, first stunned, and then didn't care. Few students from Jingcheng University are mixed in the entertainment industry, and most of them have achievements, so there is no need to care.

Moreover, looking at Huang Yi's thin appearance, being so short, and wearing glasses, he knew at a glance that he was the type with little development potential.

When you are an actor, you can have no looks, but if you want to be a star actor and get ahead, you can also not look good, but the efforts and persistence required and the opportunities required are basically one in ten thousand! (To be continued......)