Shout!

Shout!

Shout!

……

Under the light and mischievous background music, the blackboard eraser with white chalk ash fell from the sky again and again, hitting Zhou Xingxing's mouth, making his mouth full of foam.

"I'm sorry, teacher!" Zhou Xingxing kept apologizing in frustration.

Huang Yi, who was sitting next to him, was also affected by him, covered in chalk ash, as if he had come out of a war.

"Erase the blackboard, that's my lost youth, and I have no regrets in my career!"

When someone in the theater shouted this sentence, everyone burst into laughter, and even Huang Chuan, who was the most reluctant to laugh, couldn't help but show a hint of laughter.

Sleeping in class, called up to solve the problem and couldn't solve it, all kinds of dumbfounded, Zhou Xingxing's table made everyone think of their past green years.

"Excuse me, teacher, what is the meaning of hidden voyeurism?" Huang Xiaogui raised his hand and asked.

The bald teacher walked up to Zhou Xingxing, looked at him and Huang Xiaogui and said: "The so-called hidden voyeurism refers to the current undercover agent, that is, the proverbial Erwuzai and informant, this kind of person will be sentenced to palace punishment!" ”

Zhou Xingxing looked down in fright.

After this class, the next class was chemistry class, and to Zhou Xingxing's puzzlement, all the students hid in the back, leaving him alone to sit in the front.

At first, he didn't think about it, but when the chemistry teacher turned on the gas and forgot to turn it off, he understood that the chemistry teacher who taught them to do chemistry was a person with no memory!

Zhou Xingxing was frightened, and hurriedly packed up his things and fled back.

Just kidding, chemistry is very dangerous, if you are not careful, you will hurt people, and your memory must be super good, otherwise there will be a mess. I didn't expect the chemistry teacher to have no memory!

However, it was too late, and the chemistry teacher shouted, "This classmate, I was fortunate to have you just now, you came out to help?" ”

Zhou Xingxing was dumbfounded.

Huang Xiaogui gloated and laughed: "He deserves it, hahaha......"

The chemistry teacher saw it. immediately caught his strong man: "This classmate, you are smiling so happily, then you can come out too, it's you, it's you!" ”

Huang Xiaogui suddenly couldn't laugh, and his face turned like a bitter melon.

"Haha, there's a good show!" Everyone is laughing and looking forward to the next funny plot, there is no doubt about it. The chemistry teacher's lack of memory will definitely make Zhou Xingxing and Huang Xiaogui unlucky.

Sure enough, the next plot proved their expectations, and the real thing they did exploded, and Zhou Xingxing and Huang Xiaogui both looked black and decrepit!

Of course, this is not the funniest thing, the funniest thing is the conversation between the chemistry teacher and the two of them.

The chemistry teacher asked Zhou Xingxing, "What's your name?" ”

Zhou Xingxing said.

The chemistry teacher asked Huang Xiaogui, and Huang Xiaogui also said.

The two thought he remembered, and the next moment. The chemistry teacher asked for their names again.

What's even more outrageous is that after asking twice. The chemistry teacher asked Zhou Xingxing's name again, but turned around and said to Huang Xiaogui, "Now it's about to start, Zhou Xingxing!" ”

"Oops!" Zhou Xingxing was flashed to his waist and lay on the ground foaming at the mouth.

"Poof!"

"Hahaha......"

There was another burst of laughter in the theater!

Chemistry Teacher: "...... If you don't have a memory, this real yàn is dangerous. ”

Zhou Xingxing asked, "Wait a minute, you said that this is the most important thing?" ”

The chemistry teacher replied seriously, "Memory! ”

Zhou Xingxing continued to ask: "If not?" ”

The chemistry teacher continued to reply earnestly: "It's dangerous! ”

As soon as the words are finished. The students below immediately squatted under their desks.

Before everyone could react, there was an explosion with a bang, and the entire school building was shaking!

Everyone laughed silly.

Absolute dry humor!

The chemistry teacher himself has no memory, and he said that the most important thing is memory, Nima is teasing me?

Zhou Xingxing is decisively tragic. A face turned into a black charcoal head!

Zhou Xingxing prepares to escape, he climbs the wall to escape, which is a semi-militarized school.

Uncle Da came out and grabbed him not to run.

"Please come down first!" Uncle Da screamed in pain.

"Who are you and what does it matter to you?" Zhou Xingxing said very unhappily.

"Please come down first!" Uncle Da shouted.

"What are you pulling me down for?" Zhou Xingxing spread his hands and asked.

When everyone was puzzled, the camera turned and looked down from a high altitude, it turned out that Uncle Da fell to the ground when he pulled Zhou Xingxing down, and Zhou Xingxing stepped on his stomach!

Uncle Da shouted, "You stand on top of my belly! ”

Everyone was speechless and laughed again!

Then the plot went down, and like Zhou Xingxing, everyone knew that the trembling Uncle Da was also undercover, and it turned out that the heroine was a beautiful female teacher.

Zhou Xingxing was instantly electrified, and just picked up the female teacher, but then went back, and said pitifully: "Borrowed, thank you, I want to go home, I'm so uncomfortable!" "It's so cute!

The female teacher was very gentle: "Are you uncomfortable?" Follow me! Then he took Zhou Xingxing to the infirmary.

The appearance of the female teacher lit up Zhou Xingxing's undercover career at school, so that he no longer gave up on himself, and decided to move forward bravely, strive to complete the task as soon as possible, and catch up with the female teacher as soon as possible.

"Master Xing really has a heavy taste, and he actually arranged teacher-student love again!" All the people who watched the movie were excited, but they couldn't help but complain about Stephen Zhao, who was out of his temper.

Stephen Zhao's love for teacher-student love is a well-known thing, which can be seen from "The Condor Heroes".

The plot has progressed to this point, getting faster and faster, the little villain, the big villain, and the protagonist's love rival appear one by one, the little villain is Long Fei, and the big villain is Da Fei; The protagonist's rival is a member of the police force, the captain of the anti-narcotics team. Long Fei's father is rich, so Da Fei is very supportive of him, but he didn't expect Long Fei, a bastard boy, to come out of the police force with a gun, Da Fei was so frightened that he trembled, although he was a drug dealer, he had never been sticky to arms, because in Huaxia, arms were more closely watched than drugs.

Uncle Da is a strange person, and all the teammates he has worked with have died. That's why you have to take a handful of incense every day when you worship, because there are so many people who die!

After Zhou Xingxing found out, he was a little speechless, and then asked curiously: "How many partners do you have?" ”

Uncle Da replied, "Nine! ”

Zhou Xingxing asked, "Then why are there ten gods?" ”

Uncle Da said casually: "Of course, you have to prepare a half-god ......" The last word "bit" didn't come out, he suddenly reacted, Zhou Xingxing is his tenth partner!

Zhou Xingxing: "......"

Of course. These are actually not the most speechless, the most speechless thing is that he still has to do his homework!

Heavens, earth, he's a policeman!

So soon, Zhou Xingxing stood at the door of the classroom every day, holding a sign saying "If you don't do your homework, you will be punished"!

After standing for several days, Long Fei began to provoke him, and the very dissatisfied Zhou Xingxing kicked him and kicked Long Fei's little brother four or five meters away! Outcome. Zhou Xingxing was punished by the director of discipline, Lin Zuodong, to stand in the playground, asking students and teachers to point fingers; At the same time, Zhou Xingxing began to worry about doing his homework and had to trouble the boss and his colleagues in the police force to help with his homework.

"Be careful that I pop your head with a clip of scissor feet and volley a clip of scissor legs in the air!" The boss pointed his finger at Zhou Xingxing's head and reprimanded.

Zhou Xingxing had no choice, so he began to spend money on homework, and then vowed that he must counterattack!

Unexpectedly, as soon as the teacher came, he said that there was an impromptu test......

Zhou Xingxing fell under the table with an "oops". foaming at the mouth, he was slapped in the face by reality!

Don't pretend. Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning!

Zhou Xingxing was in a hurry, and communicated with Uncle Da by radio, asking Uncle Da to notify the boss for help. The boss immediately shouted: "Let me come in with flowers on my shoulders!" ”

Then, the audience saw a hilarious scene: Zhou Xingxing was taking an exam in the classroom, Uncle Da was throwing bananas or apples outside, and the officers in the police station were busy looking for answers!

Zhou Xingxing laughed triumphantly;

Uncle Da sat in the corner and threw fruit. pretend to be a dog barking from time to time;

The officers kept wiping their sweat, flipping through the dictionary, checking the computer, and making the phone.

"Why is it so busy inside?" The police officers passing by saw the officer busy in the boss's office and began to talk.

"It's definitely a big case!" Another officer replied.

"Do you want to do that?"

Huang Chuan looked at the big screen speechlessly. Then his eyes glanced at the situation in the theater, except for him, everyone was slumped on the seats with laughter, tears and snot spurting!

"History quiz, you actually cheated with a language book?"

"It's outrageous!"

"The best thing to do is to re-test, if you don't test twice, you won't test three times twice, until he can't!"

"Are you going to punish him or me?"

"Uncle Da, Zhou Xingxing is really your son?"

"You have a higher official position than me, you say."

"You have a surname Cao and a surname Zhou, why?"

"You say, this is an order!"

"When he was born, I named him Cao Xingxing, but I don't know why he changed his name to Zhou Xingxing when he grew up!"

"Ahh What else is not? ”

"It's fine!"

"Don't call me up if you don't have anything to do in the future, waste my time, there is no future!"

"Ahaha, Brother Xing, you will be my eldest brother in the future!"

……

After the movie ended, when Huang Chuan stood up with a heavy expression, no one in the theater could stand up normally, they all lay on the seats softly, and they laughed like nervousness.

Hehe, hehe......

Huang Chuan knows that as a comedy, "Truant Dragon" is not only qualified, but also very good!

In terms of plot, "Truant Dragon" actually tells a very old-fashioned story, the police undercover to solve the case, the funny and interesting stories of students at school, the love between students and teachers, etc., have been in other movies.

But in terms of performance style and lines, "Truant Dragon" has made huge and excellent innovations, not only making these old-fashioned stories no longer old-fashioned, but also playing tricks, humorous, basically every shot can make people laugh and be moved and happy from the bottom of your heart.

Walking out of the movie theater, as soon as the cool breeze blew, Huang Chuan suddenly found that his eyes were very dry and sticky.

Huang Chuan stretched out his hand and touched the corners of his eyes, his fingers were wet, and it turned out that he was laughing so much that tears flowed out of his eyes; Reaching out and touching his back again, it was wet, all sweat, he knew that this was a phenomenon that would only occur after he was too excited.

"I lost!" Huang Chuan had a bitter smile on his face.

Seriously evaluated, "Truant Dragon" is a comedy movie of a new style, which will surely shake China! (To be continued......)