【067】 Dangerous customers
Don't just say such nonsense! You, the most advanced country, just solve the problem like this! There are still many people on the Internet who praise the United States as the hope of mankind and the beacon of freedom! Is it the result that whoever you hate is killed?
I coughed dryly, saying that the so-called guy I hated was not bad enough to be destroyed humanely, but was just a selfish ghost who didn't know how to compare his heart to his heart, and that it would be nice to teach him to empathize.
"Hmph, empathy is such a thing, I learned it when I was in elementary school in the United States! At that time, both boys and girls were asked to wear special weight-bearing clothing to simulate the feeling of pregnancy, so that both boys and girls would understand the pain of pregnancy and would be cautious about contraception...... Hmph, the education of the Celestial Empire is really a failure! ”
I don't know what good Amy always criticizes and criticizes the education of the Celestial Empire for her, maybe it's just a competitive one. I really don't have any constructive opinions at all, even if I force Shu Zhe to wear an American weight-bearing suit, I can't let him understand the hard work of being a sister.
It was getting dark outside, and I said it was time for me to go home.
"Okay, if you want to go back, it's better to go back, anyway, I'm annoyed to look at your face all the time."
Amy sat on the sofa cushion and didn't get up at all to see off Jiashi, but turned her head to the side with her eyes closed, looking disdainful of me.
I don't have the same knowledge as her, and I touched Obama's dog head that came over.
"Manservant...... You...... When will I come back? ”
Amy didn't look me squarely, and when she spoke, she looked into the corner.
"Wait until I'm free, this time's practice checkerboard is enough for you to use for a few weeks, right? Do you want me to come over often? ”
The vegetable juice is very delicious, and the figs are also good, so I shouldn't suffer if I come over to accompany Amy often.
"Who...... Who wants you to come often, less self-inflicted! I'll call you the next time I have a task handed to you! ”
"Oh, then I'm leaving!"
I crouched over to tie my shoes.
Amy used the armrest of the couch as cover, half-hiding behind to watch me put on my shoes, wondering what the meaning of her action was.
"Hey, valet, did you use the activity fund card I gave you last time to buy your favorite things?"
It's like I'm trying to ask what I like.
"That's it...... Because I've been busy lately, I haven't used it once! ”
Amy gave a little beast with a pointed beak on her face.
"It's really unproductive, and I can't even spend money."
Although I was sarcastic verbally, there was joy flowing in my blue eyes, definitely not because I saved money for her, but because I found that I didn't have a particularly big desire for money, and I was not easy to be bought by her mother, right?
"Hey, I'll ask Peng Tousi to pick you up on Sunday, and you come to the film and television city to watch me film."
Not a request, but a command.
To be honest, I'm a little interested. Although I don't plan to be an action movie actor anymore, it should be quite interesting to watch the filming process, and I don't know what ridiculous Amy will look like when she is filming.
"Well, if I don't have anything else to do, I might consider going to see you on Sunday."
"Huh? You say that? Isn't the master's order the highest priority! ”
Who are you master? I just think you're lonely, so I'm kind enough to accompany you!
I didn't want to talk nonsense with her, because she saw that I was putting my head very forward when I was wearing shoes, and as soon as I reached out, I touched her head again.
This time Amy didn't resist, and was very obedient to my rubbing a few times, keeping her head down so that I couldn't see the expression on her face.
"If Zhou ** doesn't come, I won't forgive you!"
It was very unconvincing to say threatening words while being touched by me.
When I heard that I was going home, Penthos offered to drive me, and I was afraid to ride with him, so I ran back by myself.
Anyway, this set of school uniforms in Qingzi School Park,It's a little tighter to move! It's no wonder that they can't beat others in fights, and even school uniforms lack this consideration.
Because of the tape on Xiaoqin's head, I haven't bullied her in the past few days.
She used Optimus Prime as bait three times and twice to deceive me, and I was already an extrajudicial favor by doing so.
Not only did she not know about the entuion, but she also harassed me verbally in various ways, so that I could not concentrate on the class.
However, perhaps because her head and abdomen hurt a little, both the frequency and intensity of harassment are not as good as those of the previous days.
In addition, the class leader didn't talk to me, and kept me away as if I were carbon monoxide.
The loudspeaker urged me more than once to ask the squad leader daoqian. Be honest and don't make any jokes about Shukbeta.
I'd like to find a suitable time, but lately, Brother Loyal Dog has not been away from the squad leader, and he has already done the work of moving things.
Shu Zhe didn't come to me again, probably because he was afraid of being discovered by his sister - he wouldn't have started to secretly 'take nude photos of his sister', right?
I asked Cao Jingshen how his nude photo business was doing and if he had any competitors.
As soon as he talked about this, Cao Jingshen's face bloomed with joy.
"My lord, thanks to your blessings, I made a lot of money selling photos of the squad leader!"
"Huh? Didn't you have a lot of photos of girls? How do you only say the squad leader? ”
While discussing in a low voice with Cao Jingshen, I guarded against the squad leader in the distance, who was not only outstanding, but also elite-level in ear.
The disciple thinks that because the squad leader is usually too serious, people "can only watch from a distance and not blasphemous", so the more serious she is, the more customers like to see photos of her without clothes, which is really rebellious! ”
"So disciple, I plan to take the boutique route, and recently launched a special 12-piece pack of squad leaders, and there are discounts for all of them!"
"Do you want it, boss? I'll give you a set if you want. ”
I seem to have seen the day when Cao Jingshen was trampled under the feet of the squad leader and shot through his temple with a shotgun.
Under my inquiry, Cao Jingshen talked about his customers, all of whom were from other classes, and he did not dare to sell to his classmates for fear of being reported.
"Generally, customer information is confidential, but who made you my master?"
Cao Jingshen said that his biggest customer turned out to be Li Erstunned in the second (2) class of junior high school, this guy must buy as long as he is a photo of the squad leader, Cao Jingshen has given him a gold VIP qualification, enjoying a nine-percent discount.
Li Erxuan is his nickname, his real name is Li Cunzhuang, his brain is not very good, and it is rumored in the school that his parents are long-lost biological brothers and sisters.
This guy is tall, weighs 200 pounds, has a horizontal face, his left eye can't be opened, and he always has to read the first word twice when he speaks.
For example, if you go to the cafeteria, you will say "buy...... buy buns", scolding people will say "grass...... Grass your mother".
Don't look at him stunned and stunned, but no one dares to provoke him in person except for daring to call him a nickname behind his back.
Li Er was stunned and always killed when he got into a fight, and the gangsters outside were all scared when they saw it (it is said that mentally ill and mentally handicapped people are not legally responsible for beating people to death).
And this dead fat man is very persistent, and he can't get it back, a bit like Forrest Gump in "Forrest Gump", of course, not as simple as Forrest Gump, otherwise he wouldn't have bought the squad leader's nude photos.
I thought to myself that this stunned man spent a lot of money to buy nude photos of the squad leader, and it won't be bad for the squad leader in the future, right?
I'd better be on guard, but I don't know where to start.
"Grandpa Cao, do you plan to sell the squad leader's photo like this?"
zuihou I decided to extinguish this source.
Cao Jingshen was shocked and replied sweating profusely:
"Master Chief, the disciple is wrong, I swore before that I will never joke about your family again. You see, Ren Xiaoqin is my predecessor because she is my wife, so I haven't photoshopped her photos, right? Could it be that the squad leader also has a reputation with the master? If the squad leader is also your master, then disciple, I will immediately burn all the unsold photos, and I won't keep a single one! ”
He said this to make me feel sorry, in fact, I didn't have any reason to speak for the squad leader, Cao Jingshen likes to sell photos, it's not true anyway.
Seeing that I didn't pursue the matter again, Cao Jingshen's face became warmer, and he said that he had made a lot of money thanks to Master Hongfu, so he wanted to invite me to McDonald's at noon, and I went with him when I was idle.
Xiaoqin originally wanted me to eat with her, but when she saw me follow Cao Jingshen away, she didn't dare to talk to Cao Jingshen, so she could only look at me with aggrieved eyes, hoping that I could find out with my conscience.
I don't have a conscience if I don't eat with you? I ignored her, and Xiaoqin was later pulled away by the squad leader's group.
When I was eating chicken wings with Cao Jingshen at McDonald's, it suddenly occurred to me that, strictly speaking, these consumption were exchanged for hue by the squad leader, and after eating this meal, Cao Jingshen and I were shameless accomplices!
Why do you feel like you're a pimp? And inexplicably I feel like I owe a lot of money to the squad leader......