In the blink of an eye, it's Friday again.

The tape on Xiaoqin's head was finally removed.

Due to the proper handling and no scars, should I thank Chen Yingran for that Zhengtaikong?

Xiaoqin touched her healed forehead, quite afraid.

"Oh, I'm really careless, if I leave a scar, classmate Ye Lin should dislike me......"

You are too worried about this, even if you are an iPhone5 that has just been unpacked, and there is not a single scratch on your body, I will refuse to sign for it and directly let the courier return it.

The blackboard is filled with the history teacher's neat board book, and this lesson talks about the origin and development of the Nile civilization.

The history teacher may not have prepared well for the lesson, and when he writes a few lines of board book, he has to turn back and look at the outline on the lectern table.

Suddenly, his pen slipped and the word "old" for "Pharaoh" was broken.

Maybe I accidentally saw Gong Caicai's boobs again, this old pervert.

He looked up at the sky and finally choked back the nosebleed, and then no longer remained on the podium, he ordered everyone to read silently, and he himself walked back and forth in the classroom with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Ye Lin, have you seen the movie "Cleopatra"?"

Xiaoqin smiled and accosted me.

I hadn't seen the movie, but I had heard my dad tell her story. This last female pharaoh named Cleopatra, who once ** Julius Caesar and his subordinate Antony, changed the fate of almost all of Egypt.

But what I remember most is her death, she committed suicide with a cobra hidden in an apple basket, and the cobra bit her chest.

I thought: Fortunately, cobras are not mammarians, otherwise they would have to be extinct.

Regardless of whether I ignore her or not, Xiaoqin can always talk to herself:

"When Cleopatra died, I was so sad that I almost cried!"

It's a bit of a surprise, I thought that Xiaoqin would only substitute herself as the stupid heroine in the girl's comics, and then she was moved to tears by the meaty plot! It turns out that she also has a sense of substitution for Cleopatra?

Her nature is indeed a vicious beauty snake, and my decision to distance myself from her is extremely correct!

I decided to sarcastically say Celery:

"Hmph, why is Cleopatra such a watery poplar woman, do you have to sympathize with her?"

Qin blinked, puzzled by my claim.

"Huh? I don't sympathize with Cleopatra at all, I almost cried because I couldn't imitate the method she used to kill herself! ”

"How do you need to be special jishu to commit suicide? Wouldn't you take a cobra too? ”

Hearing me say this, Xiaoqin slowly lowered her head.

"When I watched this movie two years ago, I thought to myself: even if I catch a cobra like Cleopatra, the cobra won't be able to find my chest at all, and I don't know how to get my mouth, right?"

"When I think about it, I'm so sad that I'm about to cry......"

Your sister! The reason why you are sad and crying when you watch the movie is not the same as other audiences! Hurry up and give me Cleopatra daoqian! She committed suicide, and you still joked about other people's breasts, you deserve to be a princess of peace for the rest of your life!

And why did I talk so much to her? She is scheming and untrustworthy, she has imprisoned the righteous Optimus Prime for so many years, and she has caused me to walk on the street with a cardboard box of sanitary napkins for anyone to visit, even if I throw her into the nest of poisonous snakes, it is for heaven!

No, this bad breath doesn't come out, I must be sick.

I've got to find a way to bully her.

But you can't use violence, because the side effects are too great.

Recently, I happened to hear PHS say a sentence, called "abusing the body is not as good as abusing the heart", I don't know what she was discussing with the loudspeaker at the time, in short, this sentence has a bit of reference value for me.

Since I'm not going to do physical damage to Xiao Qin, let's change it to focus on mental damage!

Actually, I've been sarcastic and striking her all the time, but I always feel that it's not enough.

If you're seriously ill, I've got to get something terrible.

When I break her girlish heart, she should give up pestering me, right?

What's a good idea? While I was meditating, I heard my history teacher say, "The ancient Egyptians built the pyramids with slaves......

Yes! Inspired! As long as I have the pyramid......

No, no, I mean, as long as I treat Xiaoqin like a slave, calling at her, telling her to do this and that, all kinds of use, in the long run, she will definitely get bored with me!

No one likes to be someone else's slave, right? Otherwise, the Weishenme slave society was the first to collapse? I remember that when couples quarrel in soap operas, don't they often have such lines as "don't treat me as your slave"?

Just do it.

"Xiaoqin, I'm hungry, you go buy me something to eat after class."

I commanded in a cold tone.

I thought that Xiaoqin would be flattered and immediately agreed, but she didn't expect her to beg with a bitter face:

"Really, I'm really sorry, my lower abdomen suddenly hurts even more at this time, can I wait for one more class, and I'll buy it for you at noon?"

You even used this trick for me! Did she see through my ploy to use her as a slave?

Speaking of which, many days ago, she was saying that she had a stomachache, and she never saw her run to the bathroom? If I had a stomachache, I would have run ten times a day!

It's faking illness, right? Sure enough, it's pretending to be sick, right? Xiaoqin can be called an actor in terms of lying and acting, and I can't be deceived by her.

I sank my face and made a very unhappy look:

"If I can wait until noon, what do I want you to do? I'm so hungry that I can't move now, if you really like me, buy me something to eat as soon as class gets out! ”

The celery I reprimanded shrank like a small animal.

"Yes, I'm sorry...... I made Ye Lin angry, so I went to ...... after class What does Ye Lin want to eat? ”

I wondered what was hard to buy, so I could make it difficult for her.

"Hmm...... Go buy me roasted sweet potatoes! ”

"Roasted ...... Roasted sweet potatoes? ”

Xiao Qin's eyes widened in surprise.

"But it's spring now! Probably no one sells roasted sweet potatoes, right? ”

I glared, so frightened that Xiaoqin didn't dare to speak.

"Anyway, I just want to eat roasted sweet potatoes! Now my stomach can't digest anything but roasted sweet potatoes! You run to the snack street for me to have a look, I remember there is an aunt hiding in an alley who sells roasted sweet potatoes with a cart, so you can use her as a hidden NPC in the maze, and look for her carefully from beginning to end! ”

“haode…… Is it a sweet potato roasted aunt? How many do you want? ”

"Your sister's roasted aunt! It's a roasted sweet potato! Just one! Pick the biggest one for me! ”

Xiaoqin went out to buy me roasted sweet potatoes after class, her walking movements were not very natural, one hand covered her abdomen, and her brows frowned slightly, as if it was really painful.

I'm not going to be fooled, I've been fooled enough by her, don't think I'll ask her to come back!

After she walked out of the classroom, I realized that I had forgotten to buy her the money for roasted sweet potatoes.

Forget it, this battle was originally to make Xiaoqin hate me, if she found out that I even had to take advantage of this little advantage, she would have a lower opinion of me in her mind, right?

After careful investigation, Xiaoqin's remuneration for copying the Bible for Amy may have exceeded 4,000 yuan (Amy, a loser), I have embezzled so much salary, is there still a sweet potato money?

Ah, I'm a real scumbag, I admire myself for being such a scumbag. Xiaoqin, hurry up and find out that I'm such a scumbag, and then avoid me from afar, aren't we both happy?

The break is only ten minutes, I wonder if Xiaoqin will be able to come back to class in time?

It should be fine, doesn't she teleport? As long as she opens all kinds of plug-ins she was born with, not to mention going to school to buy roasted sweet potatoes, or going to Area 51 in the United States to buy flying saucers, you can easily get it, right?

The next class was the homeroom teacher's English class, and Xiaoqin couldn't come back in time.

This slave is so stupid, can she afford to be responsible if I can't eat roasted sweet potatoes?

Knowing that I wouldn't find anything, I still glanced at Xiaoqin's empty position, and it turned out to be the same as the questioning gaze thrown by the squad leader.

The class leader's black pupils seemed to be energy focusers, firing a dead light of reproach at me, apparently she thought that it was entirely my responsibility that Xiaoqin would be absent from English class.

This time, the squad leader really guessed correctly, and I, the slave owner, could not escape the blame.

Looking at my watch, it was already 11:15, and Xiaoqin had been out for 20 minutes.

There won't be any surprises, right?

You won't be bitten by a dog, hit by a car, or captured by aliens, right?

I suddenly found that in my thinking inertia, Xiaobawang is an invincible existence, so I even think that Xiaoqin is invulnerable.

But Xiaoqin is actually not invulnerable, is she? Didn't she break her head at the flag-raising ceremony a few days ago? It turns out that she is also flesh and blood? Will it hurt or even get sick?

Is it true that she said she had abdominal pain? Because of abdominal pain, I was forced to go out to buy something, but I collapsed on the side of the road and no one cared about it?

In other words, I don't want to listen to the lecture at all! I felt like I had turned into a sweet potato, and I was roasting it on the oven...... It's scalding!

Subconsciously looked out the window.

The classroom for Class 2 (3) is on the second floor, which is right from my position overlooking the main entrance of the school.

A slender figure half-walked and half-ran to the school gate and stopped in front of the closed automatic door.