"Oh, I read the wrong medical records." Dr. Yu changed his words without blushing and without a heartbeat, "It's not that Ye Lin is going to have sex reassignment surgery, it's a classmate of Ye Lin." ”

How can I have the kind of student who wants to have sex reassignment surgery! Even in terms of physique, Shu Zhe, the pseudo-mother who is most suitable for sex reassignment surgery, will not agree to you cutting off his little jj!

"Then Xiaolin, what is wrong with him that he needs to stay here for treatment?" Dad just breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly asked again.

"Okay," Dr. Yu sighed, "there are just the three of us in the infirmary now, and there are no outsiders ......"

Hey, Dr. Yu, what are you going to do!? Didn't you promise me not to tell anyone else the secret that I had a toxic heart disease?

Don't tell your dad! It will make Dad's snot and tears flow uncontrollably! I don't want to see him look embarrassed! At least cry for me when I'm really dead!

I glanced at Dr. Yu anxiously, but he did not react disapprovingly, and continued:

"Actually, before Ye Lin fell into the trap, he was bitten by the Red Lian Snake on the ankle......"

Dad was puzzled, "I heard about it!" Doesn't it mean that the toxicity is very weak and there is no big problem? ”

Dr. Yu shook his head, "Toxicity is indeed basically ineffective against hot-blooded animals, but Ye Lin unfortunately had an allergic reaction, so after a period of observation, I found that Ye Lin was ...... Sexual function is adversely affected. ”

"Huh!?" My dad was horrified, "How bad is it?" ”

"If you can't find a way to get rid of the allergies," Dr. Yu thought as he looked at the ceiling diagonally above, "and I can't do it for the rest of my life." ”

Dr. Yu, I greet your mother! Who doesn't lift it for the rest of their lives! The day before yesterday, I "lifted" it once in front of Xiaoqin's uncle! Look what you scared my dad out of!

It's better to tell my dad that my life is in danger, and in a way, I do have problems with "sexual function" because of a viral heart attack — because I might die if I had sex!

"How should it be?" When my father saw that I didn't deny it with a bitter face, he believed it.

Dr. Yu pretended to cough and said unhurriedly: "Ye Lin caused an allergic reaction because of the venom of the Red Lian Snake, which caused ** swollen ......"

Who's s*** swollen! Who's allergic! The foot where I was bitten is not **! Even if it's to hide from my father, Dr. Yu, you make up a nonsense that leaves some morality!

Dad glanced worriedly at the pants of my hospital gown, as if my ** had swollen like two dragon fruits.

"This kind of allergic reaction is relatively rare, and there has never been a precedent on the Chinese side," Dr. Yu continued to talk irresponsibly, "but my senior brother at Stanford University was very fortunate to have been bitten by the Chilian snake and also had symptoms, and he cured himself very badly......

Dr. Yu, you really don't treat everyone equally! In order to fulfill the lie, your senior brother has also become **swollen! I don't know if he, who is far away in the United States, will sneeze at this time!

Dad was overjoyed after hearing this: "That is to say, Xiaolin is still saved, and there will be Xiaoxiaolin in the future?" ”

Who is Xiao Xiaolin! How old are you to think about holding your grandson! If you want to think about your grandson, go and make another brother/sister for me with Aunt Ren!

Dr. Yu stretched his fingers to shoulder level to tell Dad not to be too happy.

"Allergic reactions, there is a big difference between people, the anti-allergy medicine that is effective for my senior brother cannot be injected directly into Ye Lin, otherwise I don't know what side effects it will cause, so ......"

He pulled out a long voice to emphasize the latter words to my dad.

"So Ye Lin needs a period of microdrug testing observation to determine the correct formulation and dosage. Mr. Ye, do you still insist that Ye Lin be transferred to a 'big hospital' for treatment? ”

Dad was speechless for a few minutes, then turned his face to me and asked, "Xiaolin, what Dr. Yu said is true?" ”

I was ruthless, gritted my teeth and nodded, admitting that my ** swelling and the man's inadequacy were better than letting my dad know that I had a viral heart attack.

"Well, why didn't you tell me the other day?" Dad asked with a reproachful tone.

"I—I'm embarrassed." My head hung lower.

My father patted me on the shoulder and comforted me a few times, and then said to Dr. Yu: "Doctor, Xiaolin's future happiness depends on your skillful rejuvenation!" ”

"Don't worry," Dr. Yu was very satisfied that his father easily listened to the story he made up, "I can't promise anything else, but Ye Lin must have offspring, I can guarantee it!" ”

Hey, you can't guarantee that! In case I have braided hair in less than two days, where are you going to prepare my offspring for me! Are you going to be a robot grandson for my dad! I've thought of a name, it's called Astro Boy, right?

Seeing that Dr. Yu said so steadily, and had the experience of treating Li Cunzhuang's cerebral aneurysm, my father was very grateful to Dr. Yu and felt that he could give his son to Dr. Yu for treatment.

Before leaving, he secretly asked me to know what Dr. Yu's hobbies were, and next time I would bring some gifts to express my gratitude to Dr. Yu.

Dr. Yu loves corpses! Preferably a strange-shaped corpse! The corpses of the aliens are the best! Dad, can you get it? Are you sure that when you snatch the corpse of an alien, you won't be blinded by the amnestic of the SWAT team and you won't even remember who you are!

So I asked my dad to buy some oranges next time, preferably the kind of green and astringent sour oranges that cost three yuan a catty, and Dr. Yu loves to eat them.

Dad looked at Dr. Yu suspiciously, probably guessing in his heart: probably Dr. Yu is used to eating big and sweet oranges in the United States, so he came to China for a change of taste.

I thought that my dad left the VIP building.,After going to the hospital behind Qingzi School Park to see Aunt Ren.,This matter will be completely settled.,How did I think that the news leaked out of nowhere.,Rumors of problems with my sexual function.,Spread to Amy's ears.。

For the past few days, I have been treated by Dr. Yu during the day and slept in room 103 next door to Amy at night.

Room 103 is exactly the same as Amy's room 101, with a large living room and two bedrooms for the luxury suite, the one with more sunlight as my bedroom and the other one empty.

Unlike Amy's bedroom, which has been renovated, this is not a "princess room" with a pink accent like hers, but the style of the living room, from the walls to the bed, is European.

The bathroom connected to the living room is not as luxurious as Amy's bathroom, there is no golden faucet on the sink, and the bathtub is also a relatively ordinary white porcelain bathtub, not a large massage bathtub that Amy likes to use.

However, I think the conditions are good enough, at least much better than the three-star hotel I stayed in Dongshan Film and Television City.

And Dr. Yu explained that in order to prevent my heart from being irritated, I can't take a bath in the bathtub at all, even if I take a shower, I have to gradually get used to the water temperature, and it is best to have someone accompany me if possible.

Penthos would be happy to keep me company! He's in room 102 across from Amy! Don't come here! I don't want to take a mandarin duck bath with!

So on the one hand, in order to prevent me from getting sick in the shower, and on the other hand, to prevent Peng Tous from coming in to "help", sometimes Dr. Yu would sit on the sofa in the living room and watch TV while I was taking a shower, and also bring first-aid medicine with him.

It's so damned, he, a doctor of medicine and engineering, was on standby in the living room when he was bored, and transformed the TV in room 103 into a TV that can accept satellite adult programs for free and watch ** for free!

So when I took a shower in the bathroom, he lazily played ** for himself! It turns out that Dr. Yu, you also like ordinary women! I thought you liked female robots!

As soon as I thought that Dr. Yu was Amy's personal doctor, I had certain doubts about Dr. Yu's behavior of looking at ordinary ** instead of robot** - what if he took the opportunity to give Amy a physical examination and took advantage of Amy!?

Pretending to be unintentional, I carefully observed Dr. Yu's taste in watching **, and I found that Dr. Yu likes to watch all types such as "mature OL", "mature lecturer", and "mature doctor".

How big and how big the breasts should be, how long and how long the legs should be, how mature and mature the temperament should be, it is completely the standard for choosing a cover girl in the American "Playboy" magazine!

In addition to Ren Peng, I found another mature woman control! These two people who don't look up and look down with Amy are not Lolicon, it's so good!

After all, when I was taking a shower, someone outside was watching**, which felt very strange (if my dad came in at this time, he would know that my sexual function problem was purely nothing).

So after trying to take a shower a few times, I felt the pattern of my body, and when I took a shower again, I didn't even have the precursor to the disease, so I no longer needed Dr. Yu to be on call outside.

After I saw off my dad today, I had some haode at the French chef's for dinner, although I was still wearing a hospital gown, which was quite leisurely and comfortable.

But just as I had finished dinner, just came out of the shower, and changed into a new hospital gown, Amy broke into room 103 in a rage.

The expensive and delicate long-sleeved princess dress was still stained with the dust stained on the set, and Amy, with an urgent look, walked over to me, and ripped off the high-end gauze scarf that had been wrapped around her neck to protect herself from the wind and sand, and threw it on the ground.

"Brother, you...... Something went wrong with sexual function!? ”

He looked more anxious than I was.

Hey, although my sister cares about my body, I'm very touched, but don't blurt out those three unspeakable words!

And look at your expression right now...... It seems that there is not only concern, but also more grievances and anger! There is something wrong with the sexual function of the weishenme brother, and you are so anxious that you feel like your happiness has suffered a great loss!?

I couldn't think of how to explain it to Amy, if only Dr. Yu was around.

Seeing that I was silent, Amy became even more anxious, and she looked me up and down in a striped hospital gown, and suddenly reached over and said:

"Let me see what went wrong!"

No way! Reach out and touch it! You can't touch it! What are you going to do to your own brother!

======= the dividing line that can't be touched======== in terms of popularity rankings, the squad leader broke through the 20,000 mark, and Xiaoqin chased after it. Pooh, Amy, and Gong Caicai all made money, but in front of the high number of votes from the squad leader and Xiaoqin, it was not obvious.

Then, the book friend "Panda Grenadier" threw 6 more flowers for Xiaojuan, and he was determined to let this former female student who liked General Ye Yuanfeng appear...... In addition, some friends of the post bar asked: Peng Thos has boundless love, why has no one voted for Peng Thos?

I think the main reason may be: fear of being mistaken for by other book friends......