"Amy, what are you doing!?" I hurriedly dodged my sister's hand grabbing my crotch, "Not only did you fail the culture class, but you also failed the common sense of life!" ”

Amy, who couldn't get it, pressed it up again without care.

"Take your pants off and let me check them!"

He said extremely bad things in a beautiful voice, and his blue eyes flashed with suspicion.

Generally speaking, this should be a request from a perverted brother to his sister! What kind of fuss are you doing in reverse!

"How can I take my pants off in front of you!?" I held out my hands to stop Amy from leaning over, "Get out of here!" I'll call someone like this again! ”

"Hmph, you call it! If you cut your throat, no one will come to your rescue! ”

It seems like my brother and sister have entered into a strange role reversal.

If it weren't for my fear of a heart attack, I could have wrapped Amy in a sheet, turned it into a human spring roll, and carried it on my shoulder to Penthos to dispose of.

Limited by my current physical condition, I was a little helpless in the face of the aggressive Amy.

"Amy, can you go out for a while? Would you like to ask Dr. Yu to come and talk to you about that question? ”

"Not good! What if he partners with you to cheat on me! To see is to believe! ”

"Just do my brother a favor......"

"Brother, do you love me?" Amy suddenly changed to a more moderate tone.

"Love, love!" I replied strangely.

As soon as I spoke, Amy widened her eyes to the limit and asked loudly, "You are all sexually dysfunctional, how do you love me!" ”

Nima ...... I'm vomiting blood! The necessary condition for sibling love is not to have good sexual function. Even between ordinary couples, you don't have to use that kind of thing to convey love!

I calmed down, felt the frequency of my heartbeat, and felt that I should be able to subdue Amy while keeping her heart beating steady.

"Amy, you're so disrespectful, if you touch my brother again......" I pointed to the curtain in the living room, "I'll tear the curtain down and tie your hands!" ”

Amy was not afraid of my threat at all, tilted her head, made her double ponytails one high and one low, and smiled at me narrowly: "It turns out that my brother is also a pervert who likes SM......"

Who's a pervert! I'm not tying your hands for SM, it's to prevent you from sexually assaulting me!

"It's okay if I don't go over," Amy compromised a little when she saw my resolute attitude, "but brother, you have to prove for yourself that you still have the ability to love me." ”

"Bastard! How can that be proven? Do you want me to take out my heart and show you! ”

"Isn't that easy? Masturbating in front of me, can't you prove it? ”

Amy crossed her arms over her chest and said lightly.

I was so angry that my face was red and my ears were red, and black beads burst out.

"How can there be a brother who masturbates to his own sister!!"

"Huh? It turns out that 'in front of me' can't satisfy my brother, what my brother wants is to to 'me'! ”

Amy maliciously misinterpreted my words.

The two small hands left their chests, reached for the skirt of their short skirt, pinched the skirt, and lifted it slightly.

The seductive, stage-like gestures and the matching stance make her look like a delicate work of art.

But that doesn't change the fact that she's lifting her skirt at me! One more point, and the panties are about to be exposed! Do you want to kill your brother? This kind of welfare, which is called "kill to death" in Japanese animation, will really make me die with one blow now!

Amy lifted the hem of her skirt very intently, and said with a flushed face: "Hmph, my brother refuses to do anything, he must be waiting for this kind of thing, right?" It's a real headache to have this kind of brother...... Reluctantly, let's provide my brother with some snacks......"

It's a sister like you that gives me a headache! If I at my sister who lifts up her skirt, I'm disqualified as a human being and I'm in the situation of a beast! It's worse than you just came and touched me!

"Ye Lin! Still alive? I've come to see you! ”

The door of room 103 was suddenly pushed open with great force.

The person who broke in,It's Pooh in the school uniform of Qingzi School Park.,If you don't look at the band-aids on her cheeks and knees,This dress is quite ladylike.。

Pooh, who had a happy smile on his face, looked from her direction and happened to see Amy's back, and saw Amy looking at me as if she was doing something, and I looked embarrassed.

"What to play? Both of you? ”

found that someone came in without knocking.,Amy subconsciously put her skirt back.,Although this sister H,,Not yet H to the point where she can show the spring light under the skirt in front of anyone.。

Seeing that the person who recklessly broke in was Pooh, Amy put down her hanging heart again, revealing an expression of "it turned out to be you".

"Ye Lin is wearing a hospital gown, I'm really not used to it." Pooh walked over to us and said, "You got into a fight with someone in your first year of junior high school and got hurt worse than this, right?" You weren't hospitalized at that time! ”

"But......" Pooh thought about it for a moment with his finger on his chin and asked himself, "if I could stay in Miss Amy's VIP all day and eat the meals cooked by the French chef, I might be sick too...... Oops! My stomach doesn't know how painful it is! ”

"Don't pretend!" Amy reprimanded angrily, "When you want to come, you can come as you like!" Waiter, he's really out of trouble! ”

"Ye Lin, what's wrong with him?" Pooh's hands were still on his stomach.

"Amy, don't talk nonsense, I ......"

"Dr. Yu suspects that there is something wrong with Ye Lin's sexual function, and I am testing him!"

Completely ignoring my inhibitions, Amy explained to Pooh to herself.

"Poof!" Pooh tried to hold back a laugh, but in the end she failed and squirted a lot of saliva, and I retracted the preface, even if she was dressed in a lady's costume, she had nothing to do with a lady.

After wiping the saliva from the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand, Pooh Daxiao said, "How is it possible! Ye Lin's sexual function is very normal! It should be a little more normal than 'normal', and it belongs to the more powerful range......"

Amy frowned slightly, and said suspiciously: "Say it as if you tested it yourself......"

"Ahh Pooh suddenly realized that what she knew about my little friend came from eating an aphrodisiac berry by mistake the day before yesterday and pushing it back against me, when something bad was on her ass.

Even if it's a woman, this kind of thing is super embarrassing, and you can't mention it in front of other people.

So he hurriedly changed his words: "No, no, it's just that Ye Lin sometimes takes a nap on the table in the classroom, and I accidentally see the tent!" ”

What such a thing! Don't frame me! Your seat is so far away from me, even if I am seen in the tent for a nap, it will be seen by Xiaoqin!

Amy pouted, "You're talking about the past!" The manservant fell into a trap and broke his eggs, and sexual dysfunction appeared! ”

Who broke the egg! Which irresponsible person spread the rumor! In the previous version, I was allergic to snake venom, which caused **swelling! Now even the swelling is saved, is it directly "broken"!

"Huh!?" Pooh was shocked, "Could it be the legendary ...... Broken eggs? ”

I didn't know how to comfort me, so he gave me a very hard hug and said in my ear: "It doesn't matter, you are bisexual anyway, you will be a good sister in the future!" ”

"Who wants to be a good sister to you! My eggs didn't break! I angrily broke free from Pooh's embrace, "All the accusations that I have sexual problems are irresponsible rumors!" ”

Originally, I shouldn't have said these three words in front of a girl, but Amy, an American, doesn't care, and Pooh, a woman, doesn't care, so I gradually don't care.

"Prove it." Amy is like a customer who picks up electronic products and wants the seller to show off the product's features.

How to prove it! I was embarrassed in front of you just now! Now you want me to do dirty things in front of two girls!

"That ......" Pooh suddenly remembered something, and asked with a strange expression: "Amy, you just said that you were 'conducting a test', are you testing Ye Lin's sexual function?" ”

"yes." Amy admits without blushing, "As my manservant, not only must I be very strong in combat, but I must also be outstanding in sexual function!" ”

"Isn't that okay?" Pooh said cautiously, "Miss Amy, you are Ye Lin's...... Ye Lin's distant cousin, it is not suitable for this kind of thing between brothers and sisters. ”

Surprisingly, Amy did not refute Pooh on this topic, but crossed her hands on her hips and nodded:

"What you say makes sense, and in that case, let me give you the glorious test work! Take your clothes off! ”

"What are you kidding Miss Amy......"

"I'm not kidding! I'll give you money! Amy squealed, "Remember that money drawer in room 101?" All you have to do is strip naked in front of the valet, and I'll give you all the money!" ”

As soon as he mentioned the drawer full of yuan, Pooh's whole body froze for ten seconds.

I remember when she first found the drawer, she said that she had never seen so much cash before, so she knelt down in front of the drawer as if she were worshipping the god of money, so that she would never run out of money to spend.

The lure of money made her eyes turn into the shape of $.$ again.

The right hand seemed to become a creature of its own will, trembling, and began to reach for the first button of the blazer uncontrollably.

"No, no!" Pooh, who suddenly came to his senses, slapped the back of his right hand with his left hand, "If I take off my clothes for money, won't I become a stripper!?" ”

Amy's eyes half-narrowed, and she instigated behind Pooh, "It's just a necessary medical measure for the health of the manmaid!" Other than that...... If you don't have enough money, I'll exchange all the RMB in the drawer for dollars! ”

"It turned out to be a medical measure!" Pooh, who just swore that he didn't want to take off his clothes for money, followed Amy's words to find himself down the stairs with great undiscipline, "That...... Is it okay to take off only half of it? ”