Xiong Yaoyue's attack on me was like a street fighter in "Dungeons and Warriors", all in one go, without dragging the mud and water, such a hot scene stunned the people in the square.

"I want to forcibly kiss someone, but it turns out to be tragic, right?" One of our nearest aunts explained to the others.

Xiong Yaoyue's reaction was so great, but I didn't expect it.

I've always been used to treating her as a female man, a pure man, and I'm used to being natural, so much so that I feel that even if I kiss her, it's not a big deal.

If you think about it carefully, after all, people are also girls in the cardamom years, although they are a little bit arrogant on weekdays, but they are not to the point where they can even hand over their first kiss in a daze!

She asked me to kiss him, but she was convinced in my heart that I was gay, and I didn't dare to do that, and now I found out that I had surprised her, and she was at least half-suspicious of my declaration that I "like women"!

In this way, all the scenes of showing my body in front of me and being eaten by me in the past came to my mind in an instant!

First of all, I practiced basketball with us as a substitute, and I grabbed my chest after I fell; Then in the car driven by Penthos, he mistakenly thought that we were both gay, and changed clothes directly in the rear passenger seat; The largest one is to make physical contact with me several times under the skirt in the alley, if it is Gong Caicai who does such a thing with me, Gong Caicai will definitely think that he will not be able to marry in the future.

"Bastard, dare to lie to me!" Xiong Yaoyue kicked my sneakers again.

Because there were too many onlookers in the square, this kind of scene that was very much like a couple quarreling made me feel very embarrassed, I held Xiong Yaoyue's hands and wrists, let her dissipate her anger, and say anything to no one where there is.

Xiong Yaoyue glared at me resentfully, trying to break free from my restraints, but with all her strength, she found that in the face of me, a Spartan, her two arms could not move a single inch, and only then would she feel the powerlessness of being a woman, so she felt even more humiliated.

"Listen to me, Pooh," I took the opportunity to argue, "I have never admitted to you that I am gay, and you have to continue to misunderstand!" You also said that you think gay is cool, and it's a pity that there are no gays in our class - maybe you want me to be gay, so you haven't listened to me! ”

As if I was talking about the central matter, Xiong Yaoyue's pupils suddenly shrank, but the anger inside did not subside.

Her hands were restrained, and she didn't want to raise her leg to kick me, and I warned, "You're wearing a miniskirt, and when you lift your leg, I'll see your panties." ”

Xiong Yaoyue took her leg back hatefully.

Ah, I'm finally being treated as a man again, although this is what I've been pursuing, but weishenme will have a faint melancholy?

Unexpectedly, at this time, the persuasion came, and the very philosophical voice diverted the attention of the two of us:

"Wang! Woof! ”

It was Pentheus who came out to walk Obama.

This square is not far from Qingzi School Park, and it is not unusual for Peng Tousi to come to walk the dog, and Obama still has a sign on his collar that reads "Do not feed while losing weight", looking depressed.

"Lin, and Pooh, why did you two fight?"

Penthos asked with a kind expression.

I let go of Xiong Yaoyue's hand, and she immediately sat down on the bench angrily, clasped her hands on her chest, and crossed Erlang's legs.

"Peng Peng, it turns out that Ye Lin is not gay?"

"I never said that Rin was gay." Penthos replied.

Xiong Yaoyue thought about it carefully, "It looks like I really haven't said it......"

I chimed in: "That's what it is! Tang Jiang said that I was gay, just like you, out of a misunderstanding, and the source also came from Peng Thos - do you remember that incident? The time you carried Amy on your shoulders and helped me deal with a thug with a cap and a few of his men? ”

Peng Thos laughed: "They really misunderstand that you are gay like me, and they are afraid that you will pass on AIDS to them, which is ridiculous." ”

Speaking of which, Tang Jiang doesn't seem to be particularly afraid of being infected with AIDS by me for Xiaohong's sake, is Aiqing's Liliang big, or does he Baidu know that AIDS will not be infected by daily behavior?

Peng Tousi's burly body like Taishan, with a modest and gentle tone, always has a calming effect.

Although Xiong Yaoyue still held her hands in front of her chest, her high raised legs had already been lowered.

"So, isn't Ye Lin deliberately deceiving me, but all out of misunderstanding?"

I always feel that Xiong Yaoyue is more feminine than usual today, and I remember a research article in Scientific American magazine that pointed out that clothing affects behavior patterns, and the most obvious example is that when you wear a black suit on the street, you are definitely more poignant than when you run naked. Could it be that Xiong Yaoyue was psychologically hinted at because she was wearing a miniskirt and became less gentlemanly?

Penthos felt very strange, "What good is it for Lin to pretend to be gay in front of you?" ”

"Take advantage of me!" Xiong Yaoyue patted the iron armrest of the bench hard, "My breasts were also touched by him, and his underwear was also seen by him, he pretended to be gay to soak me, should I be angry?" ”

Peng Tousi looked at me with an inquiring gaze, and I shrugged helplessly, saying that I didn't mean to, and at the same time, I also acquiesced that what Xiong Yaoyue said was mostly the truth.

A notch appeared between Penthos's majestic brow, and he cleared his throat and said:

"Such a serious problem, I have to let Lin take responsibility."

Huh? Penthos: What do you mean by that? If these things are put on Gong Caicai, it can be said that they are quite serious, but if they are placed on Xiong Yaoyue, they are not very serious, right? You don't have to rise to the feudal era, where a woman's white arm is seen and she has to marry each other, that unreasonable level of responsibility!

"Negative, responsible?" Xiong Yaoyue was also a little surprised, "I'm just angry, I didn't have a big belly by Ye Lin, so I don't need him to be responsible." ”

"No! Lin must be responsible! Peng Thos said categorically, as if he had suddenly become Xiong Yaoyue's maiden cousin, and when I was puzzled, Peng Thos whispered a few words to me, and I suddenly realized.

Penthos told me that there is a Häagen-Dazs franchise store in this square, and his second task this time, in addition to walking the dog, is to help Amy buy an ice cream, and for Xiong Yaoyue, who is angry, there is nothing more suitable for her to dissipate her anger than Häagen-Dazs.

So I took over the task of buying ice cream for Penthos, and in addition to buying Amy a low-calorie cone, I bought Xiong Yaoyue a one-of-a-kind three-ball cup.

Seeing me holding the three-ball cup in her hand from a distance, Xiong Yaoyue's eyes lit up, but she had just beaten me and was a little embarrassed to reach out to take it.

"I'm sorry," I said, "I didn't mean to take advantage of you, it's just that you don't treat me like a man, and sometimes I can't control my eyes......"

Xiong Yaoyue turned her face sideways, pretending to be unmoved, but in fact, she was using her afterglow to observe whether the three-ball cup had melted.

Obama, who had recently been fed less and was dizzy when he wanted to eat, saw me put the three-ball cup to the height it could reach, and he couldn't bear it, and jumped up, and his wide tongue was about to go to the three-ball cup.

All my attention is on Xiong Yaoyue, for the occurrence of this emergency, the reaction speed is a beat slower, just when the three-ball cup worth 65 yuan is about to be anointed in the dog's mouth, Xiong Yaoyue, who has been paying attention to the state of the three-ball cup, suddenly broke off and snorted, and came up with a method similar to the police grappling technique, choking Obama's neck!

"Bastard! That's my ice cream, which round is you going to eat! ”

Since the tall and strong, black-clad Peng Thos came over, the crowd of onlookers were scared away, and at this time, seeing a girl in a miniskirt and a husky scuffling together, everyone turned their eyes back, thinking that it was really a once-in-a-century wonder.

Obama's wails and Xiong Yaoyue's shouts and scolding are really lively together.

Xiong Yaoyue finally defeated Obama with her persistence, and Obama consciously entered a state of playing dead and admitting defeat under the choke attack of the girl, revealing a full weaker atmosphere.

Xiong Yaoyue, who didn't pay attention to the image and squatted on the ground and pinched the dog's neck, stood up at this time, and didn't care that her hand had just made intimate contact with the dog, and snatched the three-ball cup in my hand.

Just like the three-ball cup she won in the game through hard work.

Penthos said that he was going to send Amy back as soon as possible while the cone had not melted, and Obama, who was pretending to be dead, was dragged two steps by him on the ground, rolled and came back to life.

"Wang! Woof! Obama pretended to bark twice at Xiong Yaoyue, who had just defeated him.

Xiong Yaoyue actually competed seriously with the dog, and she also roared back with a fierce face: "Wangwang! "The voice is louder than Obama, and Obama, who has lost the fight and the momentum, went home with Penthos with his tail between his legs.

After eating the three-ball cup, Xiong Yaoyue's face was filled with a happy expression, I guess she is no longer angry, and the foodie is really easy to pass.

"Ye Lin, from tomorrow onwards, you can lend me your physics homework to copy!"

Xiong Yaoyue decided.

"Huh? I write it before I receive my homework, so I may not be able to do it! ”

Xiong Yaoyue patted her thigh, "Don't be angry with me!" I've heard that physics is so difficult to understand, you can actually write it when Gong Caicai starts to collect homework, and it's done when you receive it! In the midterm exam, you also took the first place in the class in physics, you are obviously a physics genius! I'll borrow it if you've finished your homework early in the future! Then I won't be mad at you! ”

"That'...... Still good friends in the future? I asked tentatively.

"Good friends see a lot!" Xiong Yaoyue looked at the night sky and said, "As long as you often borrow my physics homework to copy, we will be good brothers!" Although it's a pity not to be a girlfriend, it's the same with brothers! ”

It seems that Xiong Yaoyue misunderstood that I was gay, and I finally reversed it, although I will have to pay the price of writing physics homework on time in the future, but it is still worth it to be treated as a man.

On Thursday, Cao's father-in-law returned 20 condoms to me as agreed, although these condoms were intended to make Shu Zhe blow into "love red lips TT", but I didn't bring lipstick to school, and I couldn't bring the blowing haodeTT home, so I had to give up for the time being.

When I put these safety suits into the compartment of my school bag, I was seen by Xiao Qin, who was staring at me all the time.