Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin saw me put 20 condoms in my school bag, but she didn't say anything, pretending to be serious about the next math lesson (in fact, the books were all taken down), and turned a blind eye to it.

I was amazed that she had suddenly become honest, but when I came back from radio gymnastics, I found that the condoms in my schoolbag had been tampered with, and each piece had been pierced with a sewing needle.

Xiaoqin carefully previewed the next chemistry class, posed as "has nothing to do with me" jiashi, and muttered in her mouth: "When the candle burns, the temperature of the outer flame is the highest......"

Don't have three hundred taels of silver here! You are the only one who is allowed to broadcast gymnastics! You're the only suspect!

And what the hell is your little head thinking! Don't...... Do you think that these condoms are what I am going to use on you? Break the seal of the condom, do you want to conceive my baby!

No kidding! Now that Aunt Ren is pregnant with my father's child, I am almost bald because of this, if you are pregnant with my child again, I will definitely die young!

"Hey, what do you mean you punctured my condom?" I asked Xiaoqin in an interrogative manner, "This is my family's product, and I plan to sell it for money!" ”

I'm telling the truth, although it will expire soon, I can let Shu Zhe blow it into a "love red lip TT" to meet the purchase needs of perverts.

"No, I didn't pierce it with the sewing needle in the squad leader's desk!" Xiaoqin was so anxious that she even explained the tools of the crime.

I looked at Xiaoqin with disdain, "What if I hadn't found out and sold these condoms as qualified products, and some children outside Jihua were born because of this?" If there is an abandoned baby thrown in the hospital, it is your responsibility! ”

The accusation after obviously being exaggerated by me made Xiaoqin lower her head.

"Yes, I'm sorry, people just want to be the same student as Ye Lin......"

Is this what a 14-year-old able-bodied girl should say? Is this what someone who is very likely to be my sister-in-law should say!

I couldn't help but start to sympathize with Aunt Ren.

Seeing Xiaoqin fall into the state of infatuation she was in back then, but there is no way to stop it, it must be very worrying, right?

What's more, now that she is pregnant again, the father of the child is the father of her daughter's boyfriend?

It's hard to imagine how Aunt Ren is going to explain to Xiaoqin! Isn't Aunt Ren going to explain, but still determined to beat the child?

The squad leader, who came back from radio gymnastics, easily found that the sewing box he had placed on his desk had been touched.

It's not that she is stingy and doesn't allow others to use the sewing box, but that she suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder and is particularly sensitive to the order in which the sewing needles are placed, and she spends the entire recess to restore the sewing needles to their original positions.

In addition, Xiong Yaoyue really came to ask me for physics homework, she flipped through my homework book, and said happily:

"The advantage of science homework is that there are very few words, and you can copy it in the blink of an eye!"

Xiong Yaoyue, who left with a whistle, aroused Xiaoqin's strong dissatisfaction, she pointed to Xiong Yaoyue's back and said:

"Ye Lin's classmate weishenme wants to lend his homework to others to copy? I also want to copy Ye Lin's physics homework! I was afraid that Ye Lin would think that I was troublesome, so I didn't bring it up, but someone else took the lead! ”

"I have good intentions, I hope you will study hard!" I can't help but say it.

"Then come with me for lunch at noon!" Xiaoqin asked, although the two things had nothing to do with each other, I still agreed.

After lunch at a roadside stall in the snack street, Xiaoqin said that she wanted to see stationery and educational supplies, and pulled me on a road that I don't often walk, but the stationery store didn't know why the roller shutter door was closed, but there was a person begging with chalk writing on the sidewalk, which attracted everyone's attention.

The beggar was thin, ragged, and wore a military hat that had become a dark green, but his eyes were attentive, and his chalk writing was more powerful and powerful, and it was more beautiful than any of my teachers' boards.

There is a vertical version of the poem "The water of the Yellow River comes from the sky", and there is a horizontal version of the slogan "The Diaoyu Islands are Chinese!" "Song Ti, italics, and even small seals, all of them are fine, and the people around them are amazed, and some people donate generously from time to time.

For this kind of beggar who does not pull or pull, and has a skill, I have the impression that it is quite haode, so I put the three yuan change in my pocket in his money box.

"I want it too!" Xiaoqin said thoughtlessly.

Then she walked up to the beggar, pointed to the beggar's hand, and asked, "Uncle, can you give me one?" ”

When the beggar saw that Xiaoqin had come with me, he called him "uncle" again, so he generously gave Xiaoqin a piece of chalk.

So Xiaoqin happily took the chalk, squatted down less than 5 meters away from the beggar, and began to write on the ground.

Nima, what is this for! Are you going to steal someone's business! Although your font can be regarded as a juanxiu, it is not a heavyweight with others! Do you want to play the common trick of student begging, writing "my family is poor and about to drop out of school", or "I need to pay to go home when I get lost in a strange city", and you just said "you want it too", what do you want?

The beggar also looked back at Xiaoqin in confusion, and when I got closer, I realized that Xiaoqin was not writing on the ground, but drawing!

Xiaoqin is not trying to steal business with beggars, but as a "teacher of watercressy", she finds that beggars have attracted the attention of many people, and she is not convinced, and wants to attract more people with her paintings!

Don't be ashamed, okay! If the thing you draw on the crosswalk, if it is photographed by a US spy satellite and seen by the real Obama of the White House, it may make him so angry that he vomits blood! Don't be smug about drawing things that you think are beautiful!

Xiaoqin chose a cat as a model, a very fat cat, which was lying not far behind the beggar uncle, I don't know if it was raised by the beggar uncle.

Brush brush, less than 20 seconds, Xiaoqin pen dragon snake, to complete the sketch of the cat, whether it is the heroism of the pen, or the coldness of the pen, are very master style.

The cat, which was used as a model, was quite humane, and when it saw that Xiaoqin had finished painting herself, she actually stood up lazily, walked to Xiaoqin's side, and observed how Xiaoqin was drawing.

Then the cat's face immediately became very bitter! I'm absolutely not mistaken, from being comfortable and leisurely, to "lying in a big groove"!

The cat turned its face, as if not only questioning Xiaoqin, but also questioning the sky:

"Is this me? Is it me!? Are my legs sauce purple? Is my tail sauce purple? ”

To be fair, the cat portrait painted by Xiaoqin is still played at a super level, at least it can be seen that it is a cat.

However, the cat has a potato body, a potato head, and the cat ears on the head are as sharp as an electric drill, plus four slender mosquito legs, and the tail is spiral.

The cat in the painting is smiling merrily.

But the real cat glanced at Xiaoqin with disgust, and even glanced at me (the subtext is: Your girlfriend is so bad at drawing and still showing up?). Then he returned to the beggar uncle and continued to lie down and rest.

However, there were some curious passers-by who came to look at Xiaoqin's paintings, and the same reaction of all of them was to cover their mouths and leave immediately after one glance, if it weren't for the fierce eyes of me, who were standing next to me, they might have made harsh comments a long time ago.

Xiaoqin, who had no self-knowledge, stood up from the ground, shook her head and said:

"Under heavy social pressure, my paintings can make people smile, it should be considered a great masterpiece, right?"

Come on! That's not a smile, it's laughing at you from the bottom of my heart! Uncle Beggar couldn't help but burst out laughing after taking a look at your finish!

In order for Xiaoqin not to continue to be embarrassed, I snatched the chalk from Xiaoqin's hand, returned it to the beggar uncle, and then took Xiaoqin's hand and pulled her away.

This is a small street that students don't often pass by, so I was more unscrupulous in holding Xiaoqin's hand.

Although there were some complaints about me snatching the chalk away, because I was willing to hold her hand tightly, all her troubles were thrown out of the clouds, and she also held my hand tightly in response, even wiping the chalk ash from the other hand, all with one hand.

Soon we came to a crossroads, and beyond that was the main road, we were about to meet a lot of twenty-eight middle school students who had come out to eat.

I subconsciously wanted to let go of Xiaoqin's hand, but she held it tightly and refused to let go, as if I was about to disappear as soon as I let go.

I felt that it was unnecessary for Xiaoqin to hold my hand so stubbornly, and suddenly I found that a large truck coming from behind suddenly turned and crashed in the direction of me and Xiaoqin.

In broad daylight, is the truck driver blatantly drunk driving? Looking at the trajectory of this car, it is simply not gasoline that is burned, but the second pot head of Niulanshan!

If Xiaoqin and I were replaced by grandfathers and grandmothers over 70 years old, we might be hit by a truck and killed.

But to put it mildly, both of us have also practiced martial arts, and although we don't dare to say that our body is like electricity, there is no pressure to avoid a truck.

I hurriedly pulled Xiaoqin to the left.

As a result, Xiaoqin, who also noticed a truck behind her, started to run to the right and held my hand tightly.

Damn, don't mess with me at this time! Jimmy's "Xiangyou Walk" is an aiqing tragedy at best, if you go in the opposite direction from me, it will soon become a tragedy of rope life!

Between the lightning and flint, because Xiaoqin's horse step was too steady, I couldn't pull her, so I planned to let go, let the two of them each dodge to the left, and let the truck drive through the middle, but Xiaoqin stubbornly didn't let go.

Nima: That's not an adjective! If you don't let go, we'll be hit by a truck! weishenmeYour expression is not nervous at all, as if as long as the two of us hold hands together, even an asteroid is not to be afraid!

I suddenly realized that Xiaoqin had said many times before that she would not survive without my shijie, and it turned out that she was not talking about playing.

But your insistence is in the wrong place! Do you think it's ridiculous to be hit by a truck on the road because you refuse to let go of each other's hands?

I was so angry that I used all my strength to finally pull Qin over, and when she fell into my arms, the truck passed us with an ominous engine hum and finally crashed into the street lamp.

I was covered in cold sweat, but Xiao Qin, who was snuggled in my arms, seemed to be snickering.