After returning to the home where I lived with my father, Xiaoqin's affairs still bothered me.

"Hey, hey, didn't expect that, did you? The price of what I bought is going up again! ”

Dad's room wasn't closed, and he was sitting in front of the computer, having a horrible conversation with a customer on the other end of the network.

Of course, my dad wasn't a human trafficker, and although he was useless, he didn't degenerate to that point.

Because I couldn't stand the blow of my mother's divorce from him, I resigned from my position as a university lecturer, and I was pulled to such a big point by the income from opening an online store.

Normally, you should be grateful for such a dad, right? When I was not yet a month old, my mother eloped with a foreign teacher at the same university, and I still don't know where to go. Even when I saw my father's treasured old photos, the woman smiling sweetly in the photos couldn't evoke a warm feeling for my mother at all.

My dad is not short, he should be 183CM, but his legs are a little short (I am also of this size), and a pair of black-framed glasses are very sven and gentle, very like a university lecturer. He was also very kind to me, and did not tell me what I could and what I could not do as an elder, but used the way of a friend to communicate with me on an equal footing.

Isn't there such a dad still satisfied? I'm sure many people will accuse me of being greedy enough.

- But Dad's Taobao store is too embarrassing!

Harmony Things. I've done it once.,Specifically,It's to sell to otaku who don't want to make contact with society.,Life is a complete failure.,Props to deal with abnormal sexual desires.。

For example, H man, airplane cup, prostate stimulation vibrator, cartoon beautiful girl figure without covering the body, full 'naked cat ear lady pillow) that makes a shy pose, full-scale silicone inflatable doll......

Once, my father even mysteriously promised me that as long as I could get in the top 10 of my class (there were only 34 people in my class), I would get the right to choose one of the H things in the online store.

"I recommend the Airplane Cup! The R20 model has a very good review! He suggested with a lewd look on his face.

I shuddered my dad.

At my age, there are very few boys who hate H-things, but I don't want my dad to know what H-things I bought, let alone jerk off with what my dad gave me.

Sometimes, having a dad who is more H than you, and even often comes over to try to communicate with you about the latest address of the H website, is really a headache.

And Dad, he wasn't like that before.

It wasn't until he was abandoned by his mother that he degenerated into this step by step.

"Huh? Isn't that SM's book good-looking? How about taking a look at this "Three Sows"? Dad's voice chatting came again.

In disgust, I closed the door to my father's room.

I'm also an adolescent boy, and there's no denying that the mountains of boxes of H things used to be tempting to me. But whenever I saw the inadvertent lonely look on my father's face, I was scared to death of women.

More than once, the dad locked himself in his room after getting drunk and cried and called a woman's name.

That must be my biological mother, right? A mother who can abandon her biological son without hesitation, but the father who has collapsed can not be forgotten to this day.

What a destructive force this is!

This is weishenme, there are many beautiful girls in the school, but none of them can arouse my affection.

- I know they have venom that is more terrible than a cobra.

So I miss the time when I was fist and foot with Xiaobawang, passionate and pure, and asked Ren Xiaoqin to be my girlfriend softly, but I always felt her fangs hidden behind her smile.

The doorbell rang, it was the takeaway ordered by my father, I glanced at the dining table, and sure enough, I found my father from under the tea caddy to prepare haode change and gave it to the takeaway brother.

"Come out and eat!"

After being called by me more than three times, my father reluctantly left the computer and eliminated two boxes of rice bowls with me.

Dad was eating while flipping through a copy of "Strawberry 100%".

"Don't read while eating!"

The roles of father and son are simply reversed.

"By the way, Dad, do you remember the Aunt Ren who lived in the compound before the move?"

"Oh, isn't that our neighbor? Remember to remember! She's hot! See! Like this character from the comics? ”

He held up the cartoon and asked me to see a naked woman in the bath.

"Stop making trouble!" I was angry and tried to snatch the manga, but my dad was quick to dodge it.

"Dad, what do you do to Aunt Ren's child...... How much do you know? ”

I pretended not to be eagerly expecting an answer.

"Ha, isn't that tomboy who goes crazy all day! It seems like...... It's called celery! It's really not a girl's appearance, how can you get married when you grow up! ”

Dad sighed as he stuffed rice into his mouth.

It turns out that my father already knew that Xiaoqin was a girl! Am I the only one in the dark?

After being bullied by Xiaobawang before, out of manly self-esteem, I always said that the injuries on my body were caused by my own falls, and the robot toys were also accidentally lost by myself...... I've been bullied so many times, as long as I tell my dad once, my dad will tell me that Xiaoqin is actually a girl, and I won't be misunderstood for so many years!

Thinking about it made me even more depressed, and I went back to the bedroom to take a nap after eating.

Damn little overlord, I got up so early on the weekend, the fight didn't work, and Optimus Prime didn't save him, it's a real failure.

Looking at the gym equipment at the foot of the bed, I suddenly felt like a fool.

Dumbbells, leggings, punching bags, pectoral exercisers...... I can't burn the feeling of blood at all, so I just want to be a lazy person in the future.

Speaking of which, Xiaoqin said that she has been at home for three years, right? If you don't go out for three years, your muscles will atrophy, right? It's long gone without the courage of the little overlord, right? Doesn't it matter if you don't go to school for another three years? In other words, I really don't know where Xiaobawang has been going to school, is there really someone like Zheng Yuanjie who conducts pure family education for children?

Damn it! Why do I keep thinking about her?

Xiaobawang caused me not only to take a nap and lose sleep, but also to not sleep well at night.

I hope to have a dream of beating up the little bully, at least to vent my anger in the dream. As a result, when I managed to knock him to the ground and ride on his waist to throw another hundred punches, his hideous face disappeared.

It has become the face of Ren Xiaoqin, who I have seen today.

Snow-white skin, long eyelashes, big misty eyes, soft pale pink lips......

"You fight, fight until you are relieved......" Xiaoqin said, turning her head sideways, putting on a mermaid appearance.

I woke up from my dream screaming, and the fluorescent electronic meter at the head of my bed showed that it was three o'clock in the morning.

I actually had a physiological reaction, a physiological reaction to the celery in my dream.

No, it's just a coincidence, at three o'clock in the morning, adolescent boys will naturally become like this, go to the toilet and calm down.

I would never have any feelings for Celery, and the only reason I miss her is that she hasn't returned Optimus Prime yet.

It must be like this.

For some reason, I couldn't sleep anymore when I came back from the toilet, and I seemed to be afraid that I would continue to have similar dreams if I fell asleep.

It's all over celery, bastard!

This does not bode well! The savage image of the little overlord in my mind was gradually replaced by Xiaoqin's weak figure - my old enemy disappeared so inexplicably!

No, it's better to change into a more terrifying form.

Like the mother who abandoned her father, she is more evil and vicious.

As long as you are bitten by their fangs, you will not be able to recover for the rest of your life.

I understand! Little Overlord just wants to bully me in a different way!

When I had a physical advantage, he used his fists to hurt my body, and now that the advantage is gone, she has turned into a cute little girl, trying to invade my mind, and after I fall into her emotional trap and can't extricate myself, she will show her fangs and give me a fatal blow!

She wants to turn me into an unfortunate creature as sad as my father!

Thinking of this, I was covered in cold sweat.

It's terrible, it's terrible! Thankfully, I was smart enough to see through her ruse.

Never grant her request! What kind of boyfriend and girlfriend, obviously trying to play with the feelings of me, an innocent young man!

Even if this refusal doesn't make you die, I will defend you from all future attacks!

If you dress up to flatter me, I will deliberately say that you are ugly and ugly like Sister Feng.

If you make a bento for me to eat like in the manga, I will deliberately eat it and spit it out, saying that it is really unpalatable and not as good as pig food.

If you're chatting with another girl, I'm going to deliberately approach the other girl and invite her to the movies or something in front of you.

In short, it is a plan that will be calculated, and in turn it will bully you hatefully!

Don't blame me, you declared war on me first, and you forced me to do this.

After making the above decision, I finally managed to fall asleep.

Having lost the sharp iron fist of the Little Overlord era, the beautiful snake named Ren Xiaoqin wanted to inject a toxin called "love" into my body, which was destined to be wishful thinking.

I'm so smart.