The one who was hit on the head by his underwear was a middle-aged bald man, who looked a bit like Le Jia, the former host of "If You Are the One", from a distance (my second aunt likes him the most). The man looked up in amazement and shouted:

"Huh? Drop your panties in broad daylight? Or is it hot? Which lady's thing? Is this the equivalent of throwing a hydrangea? I'm a conservative man, I'm afraid we're not suitable! ”

His shouts alarmed the security guards, and several (not one) security guards came over and went with him to study the mystery of the sex panties.

Shu Zhe was so frightened that he bit the tips of the four fingers of his left hand and shrank his head so as not to be seen by the people in the lobby.

But for Xiong Yaoyue, who witnessed the whole process, it was too late.

Xiong Yaoyue's whole body shook violently, and her face was red and white.

"I see!"

She exclaimed, her eyes wide.

What is it? Don't be surprised, okay? When you were in the game center, you suddenly said "brother and sister, don't quarrel", which scared me half to death, and now what have you analyzed?

Could it be that the last time I was seen carrying black silk panties, you analyzed that I was trading underwear with Shu Zhe, and further guessed the truth of the "original panties"?

No, it can't be, there are too few clues, and with her memory and forgetfulness, it is impossible to make Conan-like reasoning.

Or, because I have always misunderstood that I am gay, I speculated, am I having a relationship with Shu Zhe! And I'm still suffering!?

Damn, if you dare to say that, I'm really anxious with you! As a sign of my anger, I might catch you in public!

Facts have proved that I still can't keep up with Xiong Yaoyue's train of thought.

I saw Xiong Yaoyue grabbing Shu Zhe's collar and shouting:

"Original...... You're the underwear thief!! Hurry up and return my sister's underwear!! ”

Nima girl, you guessed it completely wrong! Although Shu Zhe took on the name of an underwear thief (when stealing his sister's underwear), he didn't meet the conditions of an underwear thief at all! The strength of the underwear thief is not below me, the most important thing is to be able to climb the stairs empty-handed! Shu Zhe can't even climb the courtyard wall of our school, how can he be an underwear thief!

"Yueyue, you're mistaken," I explained with a smile in my eyes.

"No! I finally found a clue, and I can't let him go! ”

Xiong Yaoyue shook Shu Zhe vigorously, hoping to shake off the girl's underwear he hid on his body.

You've watched too many cartoons! How can a thief take all the stolen goods with him!

Shu Zhe's voice of defense became very ridiculous as a result.

"Sister Yueyue~~~~Don't shake~~~~ I'm fainting+_+~~~~~ I didn't steal my underwear~~~~~ it was all given to me by Brother Ye Lin~~~~~"

me, don't betray me! Didn't I tell you a long time ago that in case of goofing, I want to say that it is your personal hobby!

Xiong Yaoyue shifted her suspicious gaze to my direction.

"Huh? So you're the underwear thief? No wonder you were carrying a pair of panties that day......"

"I'm not!" I hurriedly denied it, "The underwear thief can climb the stairs empty-handed, I have a fear of heights, how can I do it!" ”

Ah, I accidentally admit it, it's a shame, a man shouldn't admit that he has weaknesses, and if he has any grievances, he will swallow it in his stomach!

Thinking of me and Amy being a little nervous when we were doing the elevator, Xiong Yaoyue was puzzled.

"That-" She turned her head to stare at Shu Zhe again, "The underwear thief is still you!" ”

"Sister Yueyue, I said I wasn't!" Shu Zhe's desperate confession couldn't make Xiong Yaoyue believe it.

At this time, Amy jumped up behind Xiong Yaoyue and poked her back.

"Pooh, what are you playing?"

Xiong Yaoyue vigilantly wrapped Amy around her hands and kept her away from Shu Zhe on the side.

"Miss Amy, be careful! Don't look at this guy is white and clean, but he specializes in stealing girls' underwear! ”

Amy looked at Shu Zhe with skillful disdain, and then at me.

"It's okay, he's not the only one who hit me with the idea of underwear......"

Huh? What does this mean? What are you looking at me doing when you say that! Have you already found out that I covet your panties? What a keen sixth sense! Worthy of my sister......

No, it's not! Now isn't the time to be proud? If Amy had stepped up her guard because of this, my chances of success would have been even slimmer! I should have known that I shouldn't have spent money indiscriminately, and I honestly saved up my income!

At this time, the squad leader finally came over, Amy immediately hid behind Xiong Yaoyue, and Shu Zhe and I also stood up from the bench.

"Did something happen?" The squad leader asked suspiciously.

"No, no!" I glanced at Xiong Yaoyue, "Let's have fun!" ”

Because the squad leader thinks that Henderson Commercial Building is not friendly to people with obsessive-compulsive disorder, so he is in a hurry to leave here, and a few of us who can't find a goal in life follow her as a leader.

The squad leader and Shu Zhe walked in the first row, Xiong Yaoyue and I walked in the second row, and Amy hid behind me and Xiong Yaoyue, from time to time to monitor the squad leader's siblings from the gaps in our limbs.

"Hmph, the eyes are the window of the soul, and it is the most accurate to see people from the eyes!"

Amy has words.

"Although they look very similar, and my brother may be able to mix eyes when he wears a wig, the spirit in his eyes is completely different!"

"My sister is a person who survived a war, and if she is insulted, she will not hesitate to retaliate!"

Hey, hey, hey, the person you're talking about is Vasya, don't just let the squad leader experience the war! However, you said that Shu Zhe can pretend to be his sister when he wears a wig, but he is really discerning, and people who often deal with makeup artists can directly make up for someone's appearance when they wear wigs, right?

"So, do you think my brother can survive the war?" I asked curiously.

"He's ......," Amy didn't seem very interested, "he's just a piece of waste, and he is probably going to be caught by the enemy as a male 'prostitute...... as soon as possible."

Xiong Yaoyue burst into our conversation at this time.

"Don't talk about wars! Shu Zhe ...... "Because she took care of the squad leader, she lowered her voice, "Shu Zhe is an underwear thief!" Leave it alone, there will be countless girls who will be victimized! ”

"Especially the squad leader! I used to wonder if the squad leader was so cautious that Weishenme's underwear would be stolen, it turned out to be a house thief and difficult to prevent! Shu Zhe is too much! I don't even let go of my sister's underwear! You must hang him up and play the little jj to death! ”

Although he didn't hear what was being said behind him, Shu Zhe still shuddered.

I smiled and said, "Yueyue, use your brain to think about it!" Shu Zhe is powerless, which does not fit everyone's description of the underwear thief at all! He is so weak, even if he is given a guts, he is not capable of climbing onto the balcony of someone else's house! ”

Xiong Yaoyue looked serious, "Ye Lin, you are too careless!" Don't forget, Chang Wei also said that he doesn't know martial arts! ”

Huh? Isn't Chang Wei a character in Stephen Chow's movie "Nine Sesame Officials"? In the movie, the son of the admiral of the sailor first raped the Qi Qin family, and then killed thirteen members of the Qi family, old and young, and even the watchdog "Fu Biao" did not let go, and subjectively viciously dumped Li Tianyi more than 20 Chang'an Streets, which is enough to make the second generation of officials in later generations worship the existence of a existence. In the play, he said the sentence "I don't know martial arts" in order to shirk the crime, and Lei Zhengfu said "I am lovers with Zhao Hongxia", and Liu Xiaoqing said "There are no unspoken rules in the Chinese entertainment industry", and they are listed as the top three shameless remarks, no matter what they are!

But then again, Xiong Yaoyue, your knowledge is really biased! Although Chang Wei is very famous among some netizens, not everyone knows about it! Please, can you use a more popular metaphor in the future!

"I know, I know!" Amy happily raised her little hand and said, "There are many Chinese messages on Facebook, once there is a second-generation official rampant incident in China, the relevant pages of the White House are all ** posts, and many posts mention Chang Wei!" ”

Nima, don't say that the comments of netizens who have crossed the wall are **! There is no superior-subordinate relationship between the Chinese government and the U.S. government! Do you really think that Obama is the director of the Letters and Visits Office!

"Netizens said that Chang Wei is the true portrayal of the movie version of the second generation of officials, because Chang Wei is The President of the Republic of China the son of Chang Kaishen......"

Nima couldn't have been more wrong! You have been misled by the spoofs of netizens! The president of The President of the Republic of China is Chiang Kai-shek! Because of the pronunciation of Cantonese, the name was transliterated as "ChiangKai-shek" by the foreign people, and later a professor at Tsinghua University referred to foreign language materials when writing his thesis, and as a result, Chiang Kai-shek in the foreign language materials was translated into "Chang Kaishen", which is obviously a joke of "export to domestic sales"!

Moreover, Principal Jiang is the famous "Jiang Zhongzheng who wears the north leg of the forest", as a disciple of the "invincible Sun Yat-sen with an iron fist", and is among the four masters of the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China - if Chang Wei is his son, who will believe the sentence "I don't know martial arts"!

Xiong Yaoyue and Amy, two fools (although one is because of IQ and the other is because of nationality), no matter how I explain it, the topic is getting more and more crooked, and Zuihou actually talks about the relationship between the Shaolin Temple monk and the "Force".

When the group walked to the first floor, Xiong Yaoyue suddenly remembered that the most urgent task was to expose the underwear thief.

So she snatched a ball of waste paper from under the cleaner's broom, and aimed at the back of Shu Zhe's head:

"Let me see if he can do martial arts!"

"Smack!" "Oops!"

Shu Zhe looked back angrily, Xiong Yaoyue whistled with her hands behind her back and pretended to be innocent, and Amy hid behind me and stuck out her tongue at him.

"Sister," Shu Zhe complained to the squad leader aggrievedly, "that half-breed threw me with a paper ball!" ”

"Okay, okay," the squad leader advised, "don't be like a child, a paper ball doesn't hurt anyway, does it?" ”

"But, it looks like this paper ball is dirty!"

Shu Zhe took out a handkerchief and wiped his hair to the side seriously.

"Hmph, it's really like it!" Xiong Yaoyue said hatefully, "I don't believe that he can always pretend that he doesn't know martial arts!" ”

He doesn't know martial arts in the first place! Not only do you not know martial arts, but even sports standards are a problem! You've been experimenting like this, maybe he'll be hurt one day!