[318] I am a butterfly
"No one threatened me, it's you who are too careful, I'm just paying back people's money!"
I explained to Amy and told her the general situation of the squad leader and Shu Zhe.
"Still suspicious!"
Amy put on the face of a little detective and followed me step by step, keeping a strict watch on the squad leader's siblings.
After the squad leader bought the shoes, he immediately stayed away from the misplaced tile, as determined as he was to stay away from a minefield.
"I'll never come to this mall again!" The squad leader said, "Even such low-level mistakes can be made, maybe there are problems from the blueprint to the foundation, and an earthquake will collapse!" ā
"Don't scare me, squad leader," Xiong Yaoyue said worriedly, "I come here almost every week, how unlucky it would be if I was buried by an earthquake!" ā
āā¦ā¦ If I am buried by the earthquake, you must come to save me, and don't forget to bring Coke when you save me! Chilled! ā
Xiong Yaoyue got up by herself after she finished speaking, she used the stalk of "Coke Boy" in the Wenchuan earthquake, probably because she felt that she had a good sense of humor.
Except for Amy, who put her hand to her lips and recalled the taste of Coke, none of us laughed, but Xiong Yaoyue laughed until her stomach hurt.
It's a shame to laugh so low...... Or rather, what courage!
After meeting the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue seemed to forget about Amy's desire to buy underwear for herself, Amy didn't let the squad leader touch her head, but Xiong Yaoyue cheekily leaned over and begged the squad leader to touch it.
"Woo woo ~ ~ ~ squad leader! My sports bra hanging on the windowsill was stolen! Hurry up and comfort me! Xiong Yaoyue pretended to cry very exaggeratedly.
"Isn't sports bra not allowed to be exposed to the sun?" The squad leader was expressionless, "Hanging on the balcony on such a hot day, isn't the shockproof steel ring inside going to be deformed?" ā
"Huh? It seems to be! Xiong Yaoyue woke up like a dream, and then pretended to wipe her tears and said, "Even if this is the case, the underwear thief is definitely not here to help me collect clothes!" How unlucky I am! Woo woo woo ~~~~"
The squad leader saw that she was getting more and more pitiful, and helplessly reached out and touched her head, "Don't cry, don't cry, just be careful in the future." ā
Xiong Yaoyue suddenly remembered something, raised her head suddenly, and bounced the squad leader's hand.
"By the way, squad leader, I remember that your underwear was also stolen, right? When I think that the underwear thief is jerking off with the two of us' underwear, I can't wait to bite him to death! ā
The squad leader's face flushed slightly, "Don't talk about this kind of thing in front of everyone......"
Looking at Xiong Yaoyue's indignant appearance, in fact, I really want to say: The squad leader's underwear was not stolen by the underwear thief, but stolen by Shu Zhe! At that time, he made up his mind to sell it to me! Poor squad leader, you're still in the dark!
"Pooh, Pooh," Amy hid behind me and beckoned to Xiong Yaoyue, who immediately jumped over.
"What does Miss Amy command?" Xiong Yaoyue was the leader of the personal guards, and also gave a military salute.
"Don't get too close to that person, it's dangerous......"
"Huh? Which person? ā
"It's Katyusha...... The one you call her squad leader might kill us all!" ā
"Impossible!" Xiong Yaoyue said, "Although I heard that the squad leader has a shotgun hidden in his house, he won't aim the gun at us!" ā
"Is there a gun?" Amy's face turned very ugly, "I didn't believe Vasya would have pointed his gun at me before he shot the bodyguards!" ā
"Who is Vasya? What TV series I haven't watched? ā
The group engaged in unnutritious chit-chat and walked aimlessly to the bathroom.
"I'm going to the bathroom," said Amy, who had drunk too much Coke, "Pooh, you come with me!" ā
"No problem!" Xiong Yaoyue opened the way in front and escorted Amy into the bathroom with a small fuss.
It suddenly occurred to me that Amy has a novice subordinate like Xiong Yaoyue, which is very beneficial for me to protect her safety! At least the women's toilet, a place where it is inconvenient for me to accompany me, will not be absent!
Shu Zhe also entered the men's toilet with an embarrassed expression, either holding his pee, or his erotic underwear was uncomfortable, so he wanted to go in and adjust it, right?
Outside, only me and the squad leader were left, she was carrying a bag of sneakers, and I was holding on to the wall with one hand, and there seemed to be no more topics to talk about between the two.
"Celery...... The knee injury is a little better, right? ā
The squad leader hesitated again and again and asked this sentence.
"I don't know!" I replied, "I haven't seen her in the past two days." ā
A vague sense of security slipped across the squad leader's face, and soon disappeared behind the reserve of the honor student.
No, it's not so much reserved as "self-discipline", right? In the aisles of the commercial buildings where people come and go, I don't smile, as if it is stipulated by some built-in clause - squad leader, you are really tired of living like this!
At this time, Shu Zhe came out of the toilet with a black face.
"Brother Ye Lin," he whispered as he walked up to me, "you come with me." ā
The squad leader showed a concerned expression, but Shu Zhe said that there were some "topics between men" to discuss with me, and led me to a bench near the patio guardrail, without letting my sister follow.
It is estimated that my figure can probably block my sister's view, so Shu Zhe carefully took out something from his trouser pocket.
Nima: Isn't this the erotic panties of "White Rose"! What are you doing taking it off? It's been almost 72 hours, but it's not the time to count! If the squad leader finds out, Amy's prophecy should come true!
And don't hand it to me! Didn't I tell you a long time ago that this kind of thing should be sealed in a plastic bag! I don't want to touch your plain panties! Even if you wash your white every day, I won't be able to pass the psychological level!
"Brother Ye Lin, tape, tape......"
After Shu Zhe reminded me, I found out that the strap on one side of the sex panties was broken.
Shu Zhe looked very scared because he broke the goods I entrusted him.
"IāI didn't mean to! I just wanted to adjust it, and suddenly it broke! You won't let me pay for it, will you? ā
He looked at me almost with tears in his eyes.
Nima, who are you selling cuteness with! Do you only know how to ask for forgiveness if you do something wrong? Take responsibility like a man!
However, for a person who wears women's underwear, there seems to be little reason to demand him by the standard of manhood.
I was worried about what to do with Shu Zhe's original underwear, but Xiong Yaoyue suddenly ran over like a whirlwind.
She divided the two of us to the side and asked:
"Hah! What bad things are you doing sneaky! ā
Shu Zhe was frightened by her, his hand shook, and he directly threw his underwear off the guardrail.
So, the white rose sexy panties, like a butterfly spreading its wings, both sad and tired, floated down the patio of the shopping mall and landed on the top of a man's head in the central lobby.