Is such a sassy person really Meng Po?

Meng Po is actually like this, Jiang Xiaofan feels that the Meng Po he knows is that kind of old woman, and she looks very ruthless.

Or the kind of thin old lady who looks, but definitely not the person in front of him.

The current Meng Po looks compelling and charming.

There is no need to describe too much, the brothers understand it.

This directly subverted Jiang Xiaofan's cognition.

Ahead, as Meng Po finished speaking, the middle-aged man sitting opposite her began to tell the story: "I am a door-to-door son-in-law, since I entered my wife's house, my wife's family has looked down on me in various ways, my wife let me drink foot washing water, and humiliated me, at night, I can only sleep in the bathroom, she is obviously my wife, but I and her are not a little husband and wife." ”

"Later, my wife got pregnant, and she said it was my baby. ”

"Later, my wife got pregnant again, and I still didn't touch her, but she still insisted that it was my child, saying that my spirit affected her and made her pregnant, but I knew that she was definitely not pregnant with my child. ”

"Later, when I was a little older, I finally saw my wife's junior, I was greened, and my wife brought that man to live in my house, and she didn't pay attention to my feelings at all, and I changed it every three days, I was at home, and I saw my wife having sex with three or four thousand men......"

"I can bear it. ”

"Later, my wife actually got involved with my nephew, and I was angry and died. ”

Jiang Xiaofan can also hear this story, this middle-aged man is very good, he can bear it, your wife is not a green hat for you, but a green hat for you, and it is not the same for a day.

However, how does the story of this middle-aged man feel like the kind of son-in-law that Jiang Xiaofan has seen, the protagonist himself is the existence of being green.

Jiang Xiaofan always thought that the man who was still able to endure by his wife was made up inside, and he also suspected that those online authors who wrote about sons-in-law had experienced it, otherwise how could they have written so hateful and bitter.

Now it seems that it is not at all, it is that there really are such people in reality.

Jiang Xiaofan personally thinks this story is okay.

But who knows, Meng Po said directly: "This story is not good...... You can drink the soup now. ”

As he spoke, Meng Po soup was brought out.

The middle-aged man drank Meng Po soup.

"Your story is so bad, so, I decided to let you reincarnate as an animal...... "Meng Po continued.

The middle-aged man suddenly panicked, it turned out that reincarnation has something to do with the story told, and if it is told well, it will be a good tire, and if it is not told well, it will be a bad tire, and it is very likely to be reincarnated as a brute.

It's really hard.

Ahead, another spirit has gone up to tell a story.

This time, this spirit tells about his own happy things, saying that his life experience is miserable, when he was a child, he beat his mother to death with his fist in his mother's belly, and his mother gave birth to himself before she died, and then, as soon as she came out, her father was too happy, and lifted the child high, and then the child soaked in pee, and directly choked his father to death with urine, and then the story of grandparents is next.

When I was a child, my child wanted to eat candy, and then, my grandfather went to buy candy, passed by the supermarket, and was hit by a car and died.

When grandma heard that her grandfather was hit and killed, she went to see her grandfather's body, and who knows, she was also hit by a car and died.

The child was left unsupported and sent to an orphanage, where a fire broke out that night, killing the director and the other children.

Immediately afterwards, the child was identified as the Heavenly Evil Lone Star, and he was killed on the spot.

Jiang Xiaofan felt that this story was not interesting, and it was meaningless at all.

It is estimated that this person will be sent to the Shura Dao.

But who knows, at this time, Meng Po actually laughed heartily: "This story is funny, you go to heaven." ”

As he spoke, he sent a bowl of Meng Po soup, and the storyteller took a sip and walked towards the entrance of heaven and humanity.

Heaven and humanity, where you go, you will be reincarnated as a celestial person in the future.

Jiang Xiaofan is still depressed, this story has no way to take it at all, how can Meng Po laugh?

That's weird, isn't it?

It seems that this Meng Po is different from ordinary people.

At this time, the other spirits went up to tell the story, and when they finished speaking, they were sent to the six realms of reincarnation.

Finally, it was Jiang Xiaofan's turn.

This is also the first time Jiang Xiaofan has seen and talked to Meng Po at close range.

Looking at Meng Po carefully, Jiang Xiaofan actually had an impulse.

Sure enough, this woman is older, and she has an indescribable charm.

According to the mythological knowledge that Jiang Xiaofan learned, when the Three Realms were established, the underworld existed, and when Nai He Bridge was founded, there was Meng Po at that time.

It can be seen how old Meng Po is.

Jiang Xiaofan didn't dare to look at Meng Po more now, because he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to stand it.

"You...... Do you have any stories to tell me?" Meng Po leaned on the stool with a lazy look, and then stretched out her hand and stared at Jiang Xiaofan with her chin on her hand.

The blue eyes look extremely clear.

All in all, it's beautiful.

"I ......" Jiang Xiaofan didn't have time to speak.

Meng Po preemptively said: "You ...... Are you alive?"

Immediately, his angry eyes rose and stared at Jiang Xiaofan: "The living people come to the underworld, this is not where you should come, you go away immediately." ”

Jiang Xiaofan now feels that Meng Po is not sassy at all, this woman's temper is too short-tempered, and sure enough, older women are annoying.

But he can't say yet.

"Meng Po, I have something to ask for......" Jiang Xiaofan said.

"I won't agree, you go, don't bother me. Meng Po said.

Jiang Xiaofan thought to himself, you should listen to my affairs, and then refuse me, right? Why do you refuse directly?

"I want dusty water, you give me some. Jiang Xiaofan said.

He didn't say any polite words anymore, he asked for it directly.

"Don't give. Meng Po said.

"I want that thing to save my life, so you can give me a little bit. Jiang Xiaofan said.

"I just won't give it to you, you go quickly, but you are really funny, you ask me for something, and you don't ask me. Meng Po said.

"I beg you, will you give it to me?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.

"Of course not. Meng Po said.

"Then why am I asking you?" Jiang Xiaofan said.

"......" Meng Po was speechless.

"There's no sincerity at all, and I want to ask for something, it's just a dream. ”

"The point is that if I have sincerity, you won't give it to me, let's say, don't beat around the bush, how can you give me dust water?" Jiang Xiaofan said.

"......" Meng Po was stunned and didn't know what to say.

"You want dusty water? If you can tell a story that I feel very happy with, I can give it to you. ”