"If you can tell a story that satisfies me, I can give you dust water. Meng Po said.

Jiang Xiaofan said: "You don't say it, even if I tell a very good story, and you are not satisfied with my story, what can I do with you?"

When Meng Po heard this, her eyes widened, is she that kind of person?

Is this man wonderful?

Where the hell did it come from?

"Then what do you want?" said Meng Po.

"As for me, I can tell any story, as long as you give me a proposition, I can tell you a story. Jiang Xiaofan said confidently.

"Really?" Meng Po stared at Jiang Xiaofan.

"Of course. "What kind of person is Jiang Xiaofan, he has a dream of becoming an Internet writer.

There are countless stories and beginnings in my mind.

He can tell stories, but he doesn't believe it, and he can't find the story Meng Po wants.

"Well, I want to hear about the tragedy, but this tragedy needs to have a comedic solution, can you?" said Meng Po with her arms around her.

"Well, it's simple. Jiang Xiaofan opened his mouth and came: "Once upon a time, there was a person who ate a stinky apple, and the doctor told him that he still had three days to live, and in this stinky apple, there was a worm with a virus. ”

"Go on, it does sound like a tragedy now, and death is a tragedy, but I want a comedy ending, and if it weren't for the comedy ending, I wouldn't be satisfied. Meng Po said.

"Don't worry, for three days, this man lived in a panic, thinking that he was going to die, but who knows, after two and a half days, he pulled out the apple. Jiang Xiaofan said.

"It's disgusting. Meng Po hurriedly covered her mouth with a look of disgust.

He saw that the apple he had eaten was pulled out intact, but ...... At the same time as pulling it out, he let out a fart, and then stinked himself to death......" Jiang Xiaofan said.

When Meng Po heard this, she laughed directly: "Hahaha, haha." ”

"Is this a comedy in a tragedy?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.

The smile on Meng Po's face disappeared instantly, and she muttered in her heart, this seems to be her own request, and now that the other party has completed it, does she really want to give the other party dust?

No way.

"Count...... It's counting, but it's not enough, you need to tell me five stories until I'm satisfied. Meng Po said.

"So, let's get started. Jiang Xiaofan stretched out his hand and let Meng Po make the question.

Don't tell this kind of little story, even if it's a story with color, he can tell it.

For example, there is a teenager named Abin, and there is a teacher named Bai Jie.

In short, what Meng Po wants, Jiang Xiaofan can definitely get it.

"Was that a story just now?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.

"Count. Meng Po said: "Then you continue to listen to the proposition, this second story, I want to listen to a love story between wood and people......"

After Meng Po finished saying this proposition, she not only praised her ingenuity, but she didn't believe that the other party could tell the story.

There is love between people, how can there be love between wood and people.

"It's simple. Jiang Xiaofan said, blurting out: "Once upon a time there was a princess, her name was Snow White... She is particularly fierce, her father married her stepmother, and her stepmother had two children, Snow White hated other people competing for favor with her the most in her life, so she used a little trick to kill her stepmother's two children, as well as her stepmother, and in the end, she directly killed her father and usurped the throne. ”

"Wait, you're kidding me, I've heard Snow White's story, it's not like that. Meng Po stared at Jiang Xiaofan and said.

"Don't intervene, there are many dimensions in this world, and there is no one in any dimension that has a Snow White......" Jiang Xiaofan said.

He didn't expect that Meng Po had actually heard the story of Snow White, and it seemed that a certain spirit couldn't make up a story, so he plagiarized Hans Christian Andersen's story.

"Ah......" Meng Po said.

Meng Po was indeed curious to hear it.

Snow White in the previous story is not like this, but has been bullied by her stepmother, and later met the prince, only to live a good life, I didn't expect that the Snow White in this story, did not meet the prince, but also lived a good life.

"Continue to listen to my story, Snow White hopes that she has a beautiful love story, so she prays to God, but God says that Snow White cannot have a perfect love story, mainly because Snow White is more murderous, but he did not give Snow White a dead end, God said that as long as Snow White can meet someone made of wood, she can meet a beautiful love. ”

"Snow White has a headache directly, how can there be people made of wood in this world?"

"Did you find it in the end?" Meng Po asked.

"Of course I did. Jiang Xiaofan said.

"There?" Meng Po asked, "The wooden man you are talking about should not be Pinocchio, I have also heard that story, how can it be combined?"

Jiang Xiaofan was really ready to talk about Pinocchio, but he didn't expect that Meng Po actually knew, so it couldn't be Pinocchio.

He thought about it and immediately had a way.

"Later, in another dimension, called the legendary world, on it, a warrior, armed with a dragon slaying knife, hacked a millennium tree spirit to death, after this millennium tree spirit burst out a few bottles of gold sore medicine, he was reincarnated and came to the world of Snow White, although it is still a millennium tree spirit, but it is a wooden man, Snow White fell in love with the millennium tree spirit at first sight, and the millennium tree spirit also fell in love with Snow White, and then lived a good life with Snow White from then on, well, the story is over. Jiang Xiaofan said.

Meng Po was stunned and looked at Jiang Xiaofan: "This is your story?"

"That's right!" Jiang Xiaofan said: "A beautiful love story, people and wood, very reasonable." ”

"It doesn't feel good, but it sounds like it's ...... It's okay. Meng Po said.

"There are three more topics, come on. Jiang Xiaofan said.

He can be said to be bound by this dust water.

Meng Po thought for a while and said: "Forget it, don't tell stories, I'll play stories with you, I like acting, if you can make me act and shout out specific two words, even if you win......"

Jiang Xiaofan began to think.

"Okay, no problem. ”

"Then you say, let me shout those two words?" Meng Po said.

"Husband......" Jiang Xiaofan said.

"Husband?" Meng Po was shocked, she would never be able to shout these two words.

"I can get you to call out those two names in ten seconds. Jiang Xiaofan said.

"I don't believe it. Meng Po shook her head.

"Really?" Jiang Xiaofan asked with a smile.