Source: @Wu Zhishuo's new \ Lang Bo \ guest

Walking out of the subway station, Peng Zhi quickened his pace, which was less than a kilometer away from his destination today, and his excitement could be seen.

Peng Zhi has been committed to the study of psychiatry for many years, in fact, psychiatry is not a particularly lucrative job, Peng Zhi is a smart man, with his mind to do business, now he must drive a Ferrari sports car in front of the nightclub to pick up girls. It's just that business is not his passion, and it is his lifelong pursuit to devote himself to psychiatric research. His study of the mentally ill is almost to the point of madness. Today he is going to see a mentally ill person again, before going his friend Li Nuo has already given him a preventive injection, this person he sees today is definitely not an ordinary mentally ill person, this patient's imagination will be something you have never seen before! He has already caused a nervous breakdown on at least six psychiatrists.

And it was precisely this that aroused Peng Zhi's curiosity. He immediately became intrigued by the matter and offered to become the patient's seventh attending physician.

Soon, Peng Zhi had come to the destination, a community that looked like a new one, the security of this community was not good, there was not even a doorman, Peng Zhi easily entered the community, and found the destination according to the address on the mobile phone text message.

"Building 4, 102, yes, this is it." Peng Zhi muttered. He rang the doorbell.

"Hello, who are you looking for?" The door was opened by a blonde woman, but it could be seen that her hair was dyed.

"Does Gu Zhang live here?" Peng Zhi asked politely.

"Who are you?"

"I'm a friend of Li Nuo, a psychiatrist, and that's my business card." Peng Zhi took out his business card, which read, "Peng Zhi - Psychiatrist", he took it out with both hands and handed it to the blonde woman.

"Oh, I see, please come in." The woman accepted the business card, and without even looking at it, beckoned Peng straight into the room.

Peng Zhi entered the room, and the woman carefully closed the door, as if she was afraid of being heard by someone, and lowered the decibel and said to Peng Zhi: "You sit first, Gu Zhang has gone out, it is estimated that he will come back soon, I will pour you water first." ”

Peng Zhi sat on the sofa in the living room, he looked around the room displays, everything was in order, and the floor of the house was polished, which did not look like a mentally ill family should have.

"Mr. Peng, drink water." The blonde woman handed a cup of brewed Longjing to Peng Zhi, the tea was not hot, and it could be seen that the woman had prepared it in order to welcome the guests. "What an attentive woman." Peng Zhi sighed.

"Okay, thanks." Peng Zhi took a sip. "Well, yes, good tea." Peng Zhi symbolically complimented, and then he changed his words: "I want to know what happened to Mr. Gu Zhang?" ”

"Actually, he's quite normal, but I suspect he has paranoia."

"Paranoia?"

"Yes. I've been married to him for a year, and after I got married, I always felt that something was wrong with him, and it was not the same as when I was in love before we got married, and I asked him why several times, and he told me that the result turned out to be that he was kidnapped by aliens a month before he married me. ”

"Really?" Peng Zhi asked suspiciously, but in fact he was not curious, because he had seen too many such mental patients who claimed to have been kidnapped by aliens.

"Yes, what he said is the same as the truth, saying that aliens will kidnap a group of humans from Earth every hundred years for research, and people are extremely lucky to be kidnapped by aliens once in their lives."

"Did he say why the aliens kidnapped him?"

"It's to see the evolution of human beings and the like, but it's all nonsense anyway, I don't believe it."

"Then in addition to his paranoia, will he usually have any abnormal behavior?"

"This." The blonde woman couldn't say it for a moment, but she could tell that she was a little embarrassed.

"It's okay, you say, it's to get a better understanding of his condition. You also want him to be as normal as possible, don't you? ”

"He's- he sometimes sticks that part of himself into the dirt, as if he's going to have sex with the ground." The blonde woman's face turned red as she spoke.

"What?" Peng Zhi also felt a little unbelievable. "What does he want to do?"

He said he wanted to evolve himself into a god. I think he's quite perverted, the last time he did this, I had already warned him strictly, and if I found out that he was like this, I would divorce him, and now whenever I think of him like this, I don't want him to touch me! I think he's disgusting. ”

Just then, the sound of the key opening the door was heard outside.

"Ah, I guess he's back. By the way, if he asks you who you are, don't say you're a psychiatrist, or he'll kick you out. The blonde woman hurriedly admonished.

"Why?"

"Because he doesn't think he's mentally ill."

Peng Zhi let out a "hmm" and said that it was understandable that he had been exposed to a lot of mental illness before, and very few mental illnesses would think that they were mentally problematic.

The door opened, and from the outside came a tall man who looked to be at least 1.9 meters tall. He was dressed very ordinarily, but cleanly, and gave the first impression that he was a normal person.

"Wife, who is this?" As soon as the big man entered the door, he saw Peng Zhi.

He ......: "I'm Peng Zhi, a reporter for the Global Times. Peng Zhi grabbed the words in front of the blonde woman.

"Yes, it's a journalist, it's a journalist." The blonde woman nodded repeatedly.

"Journalists? You're not going to be a psychiatrist again, are you? Sue you, I'm not mentally ill. ”

"Psychiatrist? Laugh at it. This is my press card. Saying that, Peng Zhi hurriedly stood up, took out his press card, and handed it over, as a psychiatrist who has been in contact with countless mental patients in a hundred battles, Peng Zhi has long been prepared for this.

Gu Zhang glanced at his press card, and only then did he eliminate his hostility towards Peng Zhi, and his speech became much more polite. "Oh, I'm sorry, there's always been a psychiatrist harassing me lately, and I can't stand it anymore." While speaking, Gu Zhang had already walked to the living room and sat on the sofa, he seemed very relaxed.

"Huh? Why? Peng Zhi deliberately expressed a puzzled look, and also sat down.

"It's still not a good thing for this woman to do, suspect me of a nervous disorder. Having a psychiatrist come and see me all day long. I sued her that I wasn't sick. Why can't you trust me? Gu Zhang said to Peng Zhi, but his eyes were staring directly at the blonde woman.

The blonde woman didn't speak, and after two seconds, she stood up: "Let's talk." I'm going out for a trip. The blonde woman walked out of the room, and the door slammed shut with a loud noise as she left.

In an instant, there were only two people left in the room, Gu Zhang and Peng Zhi. If an ordinary person suddenly realizes that he is alone in a room with a mentally ill person, no matter how normal the mentally ill person is, this person will feel a little uncomfortable, but Peng Zhi will not be at all, on the contrary, he feels more relaxed, in his opinion, it is much easier and more interesting to talk to a mentally ill person and to talk to a normal person.

"Tell me what you're here for." Gu Zhang said straight to the point.

"That's the case, Mr. Gu, our newspaper has been doing a special interview recently, about the third type of contact, that is, contact with aliens, I heard that you have been hijacked by aliens and came to interview you."

"You believe in the fact that I was kidnapped by aliens?" Gu Zhang asked suspiciously.

"Yes, otherwise why would I want to interview you?"

"Aha, finally someone believes me. Do you know, I told no less than 100 people about this matter, and later I posted on the Internet to write an article about it, no one believed me, my wife thought I was mentally ill, and people on the Internet scolded me for being a brain-dead, but the real situation is that they are brain-dead, are you right? Gu Zhang was a little excited, which was expected by Peng Zhi, and it was usually a big trick to please the mentally ill that he was willing to believe the words of the mentally ill.

"Yes, they're the brain-dead. Mr. Gu, can you tell me the specific details of your abduction by aliens? ”

"Yes, is this interview about me sure it will be reported by the official media?"

"Of course, why would I have come?" Peng Zhi had a smile on his face as he spoke, and it was a smile that was enough to make people feel trusted.

"Well, whatever you want to hear, I'll tell you. You just have to make sure that you can report everything I say. Because it's important for all of humanity. Gu Zhang looked at Peng Zhi with a sincere look in his eyes in a pleading, this was really a bit like a psychopath.

"Okay. I try my best. Then can you sue me, when was it kidnapped by aliens? What are they kidnapping you for? ”

"I was kidnapped by aliens in August last year, and they kidnapped me to study human evolution."

"The study of human evolution? Why are they researching this? ”

"Because human beings can evolve into gods one day, they want to master the whole process of human evolution into gods, so that they can also transform their bodies into gods."

"Sounds interesting to you, that humans will one day evolve into gods? Can you elaborate on why? ”

"Friend, let me correct you, this is not my opinion, this is the inevitable result of human development, do you know?" Gu Zhang suddenly became very strict, as if he was really discussing the fate and future of mankind. This is a common disease of the mentally ill, and Peng Zhi is used to it.

"Did the aliens sue you?"

"No, I peeked at their research report during my abduction by aliens."

"Can you read their words?"

"Yes, because their writing is the same as ours."

Hearing this, Peng Zhi could already be sure that Gu Zhang was not lightly ill, but he still said, "What does it say?" ”

"It's a record of the future of humanity."

"The future of humanity? It's true? It's amazing, sue me, sue me. Peng Zhi said in a childlike tone.

"You really want to know? Sue me sternly, are you serious? Gu Zhangbiao was very strict, and that aura really scared Peng Zhi a little.

"Of course, the future of humanity. Of course I want to know. Please Mr. Gu sue me. Peng Zhi also became stern, and he looked like he was humbly taught, intending to start listening to Gu Zhang's story about him.

"Okay, let's get started." Gu Zhang said.