Fortunately, Penthos soon came upstairs to meet Amy, carried Amy on his shoulders, and took her away without saying a word.

"Put me down! Dead! Amy angrily thumped Pentheus' muscular shoulder, "Believe it or not, I'm going to fire you!" ”

Peng Tousi turned a deaf ear and continued to carry the little master and walked out the door, it was the first time for his father to see such a tall bodyguard, and he couldn't help but be surprised.

"You wait! Dead manservant! Amy was carried like a sack of flour by Pentheus, and shouted to me in a tone of great grievance:

"Wow, it's a shame that I begged you in a low voice today, and you dare to refuse me!? Expire without waiting! There will be no such good thing again! I don't care if you were killed by your mother!! ”

I didn't believe it and shook my hand to her and said zaijian.

Later, I heard from Penthos that after Amy returned to the VIP building, she smashed all the furnishings in the room, so she had to buy a new one as it was.

If Lang Fei is like this, if he is seen by the squad leader, he may be so angry that he vomits blood on the spot, right?

After this confusion, my father stood dumbfounded, as if he was thinking, and I was afraid that he would get into the horns of the bull again because of Ai Shuqiao's matter, so I hurriedly said:

"Dad, I'll fill you with some honey to hydrolyze a hangover, and you will go to rest after you drink it!"

"No, I'm not that drunk now," Dad said, waving his hand, "I'll make my own honey water, and then we'll talk to each other." ”

Under my watchful eye, my father staggered to the refrigerator and opened the door to look for honey, but unexpectedly saw the egg ghost drawings drawn by Xiaoqin.

After a period of slow frost, the eggs' expressions became even more terrifying, as if they had just escaped from the eighteenth layer of hell.

Dad was startled, put his hands on his chest and said, "Oops! I'm still drunk! I'm hallucinating! I...... I'm going to sleep, Xiaolin, let's talk another day. ”

The next day, my dad didn't talk to me, because as soon as he got up, he was called by a colleague who sells adult products, saying that he wanted to discuss some business.

I took advantage of my father's outing, and quickly washed the eggs in the refrigerator to save me from scaring people again.

I'm not afraid of your jokes, these eggs drawn by Xiaoqin gave me a nightmare last night.

I dreamed that I was taken up to the Yama Palace, a ghostly hall, two rows of eggs three feet tall, with green faces and fangs, glaring at me angrily, and Xiaoqin sat in the position of the king of Hades, and patted the wood, and said to the following:

"Phew! Bold scum leaves! looks more crazy than a bull head and horse face, and actually wants to open a harem! And he didn't even let go of his own sister? Someone's coming! Hit me into popping hell! Eternal life will not be superborn! ”

"Order!" Two eggs as tall as a mountain came up, clamped me tightly with their shells, and took them down.

"You bastards! Let go of me! I screamed, "I think opening a harem is just a hypothesis, and it hasn't become a fact yet, so why should you punish me in advance!" Besides, in the eighteenth layer of hell, there is no chrysanthemum hell at all! ”

Xiao Qin, who was sitting on a high place, let out a sneer, tilted her head with her face tilted, and her eyes revealed a little indifference.

"I said yes, yes! This shijie was created by the comics of Mr. Shui Cress, and as long as I draw the Popping Chrysanthemum Hell, there will be the Popping Chrysanthemum Hell......"

"But after all, it's Ye Lin, if you never live in the hell of the popping chrysanthemum, it's a little cruel......"

"It's better to ......" Like a trick, two cat ears suddenly appeared on Xiaoqin's head, and her expression became like a cat's smile, Xiaoqin proposed:

"Why don't you put Ye Lin into the six realms of reincarnation and reincarnate as a girl, and I reincarnate as a boy and be your neighbor again, okay?"

Hey, what's going on with that dark look on your belly? weishenme, the way you smile, is even more terrifying than when you first tested it? You're playing sex with me, are you planning to brutally abuse me!

Don't! Ya Butterfly! Compared to being the heroine of H Man, I still want to be the hero of H Man!

Actually, I lied.

I didn't wash the eggs the next morning, but that night, after waking up from a nightmare, I washed the eggs in the dark.

In the textbook, there is a rooster crow in the middle of the night, and I wash eggs here in the middle of the night, although the two have nothing to do with each other, I still have a certain resonance with Brother Peel through the long river of time.

After my dad left the house, I called Penthos and asked how Amy was doing since she got back yesterday.

Not only did Penthos tell me that Amy threw something to vent his anger, but he also told me that after he sent Xiaoqin home yesterday, on the way back, he found a bugging device under the back seat of the car.

"Miss Ren Xiaoqin is sitting in the back seat, so I guess she installed it......"

No wonder he was so happy to let Penthos send him home, it turned out to be such a calculation! Install a bugging device on Amy's car, and you can eavesdrop on me and Amy without hindrance, why do you carry a bugging device with you! You're a government agent!

"It must have been put by Xiaoqin, did you remove the bugging?"

"It's been dismantled, I have to say, the quality of this bugging device is very good, I plan to disassemble and study it......"

Of course the quality is good! It's the shoe repair uncle downstairs of Xiaoqin's house, a former national intelligence officer, who made a bugging device for Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin bought so many of his bugs, there should already be a special wholesale price!

"Is it the mantai's phone! Tell me! I'm going to scold him! ”

Amy's shrill voice came from the side.

has returned to his usual arrogance and unreasonableness, is it really like she said, and will never "whisper" to me again?

As an older brother, I still hope that my sister can be soft on me occasionally! But a soft law like yesterday is too terrible and will kill people.

Peng Thos did not hand over the mobile phone, but persuaded bitterly:

"Miss, calm down, didn't I make everything clear to you yesterday?"

"Clear, your sister! What is 'rebellious psychology'? What do you mean by 'just curiosity'? What do you mean I'm going to be 'unpleasant, unconscious'? It's all you made up to lie to me! ”

Immediately after that, there was another sound of a vase breaking, and Penthos took the initiative to hang up the phone.

August 5th is Monday, yesterday the class president just planned to go to Cuisong Mountain to travel to Jihua, only one day later, the classmates in the class have expressed their attitude, the whole class of 45 people, in addition to going out is not in the city, there are also extremely dislike outdoor activities, there are 40 people who sign up.

What's even more outrageous is that most of them have already bought the field tour equipment and are in a state where they can set off at any time, the reason for this situation is mainly due to the fact that the squad leader has not proposed the wild tour jihua, and everyone has privately agreed to take the loudspeaker as the center, without notifying the squad leader and the teacher, and secretly go out to have a crazy time.

Although the class leader felt that it was a bit regrettable that he could not get all 45 people in the class, there were a few people who would never participate in outdoor activities, and there would be no change if they waited.

In order not to have other accidents, so that the 40 people who finally made up the whole number became 39 or even 38, the squad leader decided to rush early rather than late, and simply go to Cuisong Mountain collectively on Tuesday, August 6.

The homeroom teacher was in place with the teacher, and I heard that the homeroom teacher was with him, and the parents also agreed to the request to let the child go out for a day.

"Is it scheduled for Tuesday? That's great! Xiong Yaoyue raised her hands in favor of the squad leader's arrangement, "On Tuesday, a lot of online games will be shut down for maintenance, so I just went to climb the mountain to play!" ”

Some people are puzzled by Xiong Yaoyue's ability to play games every day and the good physique of an athlete.

Actually, the reason is very simple.

In between playing arcade at Henderson Center, I was hungry and wanted to buy a loaf of bread and go for a run.

Play LOL in the Internet café, go to the bathroom at the end of the game, and go for a run.

It doesn't matter if you don't catch the bus because you played a mobile game, run to catch the bus, and be sure to catch the bus at the next stop.

Even during the reading time at the beginning of the LOL battle, she had to do a few sit-ups idlely.

For Xiong Yaoyue, who regards "sports" itself as a game, it makes no sense for her not to become an athlete.

In order to make the travel more orderly, the squad leader uploaded the "Summer Outing Timetable for the Second (3) Class of Junior High School" in the class QQ group overnight, and stipulated the assembly time, play time, rest time, and return time clearly, so that people don't know whether this is a game or military training.

"There's no need to be so serious!" The big speaker said in the group that her QQ avatar is also a very fat cartoon character.

"Originally, everyone got together to hang out, and they just got it! I'll also bring the barbecue tools with me, so let's have a picnic together! ”

The squad leader did not agree with the loudspeaker's statement, "Whatever? What if something goes into danger? If you want to have a picnic, you must pay attention to fire prevention, and I will appoint a fire prevention committee on a temporary basis......"

"I'll do it! I'll do it! Xiong Yaoyue spoke in the group and sent out many eager emojis.

"You can't, it's good if you don't set it on fire." The squad leader refused her without hesitation.

"Let the loudspeaker be its own......"

It hadn't been lit up for a long time, Zhuang Ni's avatar suddenly went online and said a word.

"In the forest, elephants act as volunteer firefighters, and if they find a fire, the elephants rush over and trample on the fire......"

"Hey! What do I have to do with elephants? "Big horn airway.

"That...... What is the body size alike? Zhuang Ni replied maliciously.

"Wow, you're messing with me again!" The loudspeaker immediately starts swiping:

"Juanny is online! Rare! Come and tease her! If you don't flirt today, you might die tomorrow! ”

This sentence was copied and pasted 50 times.

As a result, there were not too many people who went online at noon, and many people felt that molesting Zhuang Ni was worse than molesting the squad leader, so no one dared to speak.

But Gonggong Cao was not afraid of death and said: "Miss Zhuang, let's have a video?" I'll show you something good! ”

"Tell me your birthday, and I'll make a video with you."

Zhuang Ni typed this line very calmly.

"Forget it......" Cao Gonggong's "Twenty-Eight Mei Mei X Files" records that Zhuang Ni is proficient in all kinds of black witchcraft at home and abroad, and is much more professional than PHS who can't just talk about it, and some people even saw her placing an altar and a ram skull in the bedroom when visiting Zhuang Ni, sitting in the middle of the candle, dressed in black and not knowing what spell she was chanting.

The next day, the head teacher who had prevented Juanny from wearing stockings broke his leg on the flat ground, and I don't know if Juanny's curse had taken effect.

"Ye Lin must be watching us incognito." Zhuang Ni suddenly said without a word.

Damn, how do you know! I didn't add you as a friend, and you're not a QQ member, how can I see that I'm invisible! Since the class leader forced me to serve as a sports committee member and then added me to the class group, I have hardly said anything, only received a few group emails from the class leader about class activities, so that many people think that there is no me in the group at all, and even secretly say bad things about me in the group!

The squad leader sent me a private chat window: "Ye Lin, are you online?" ”

I didn't reply, I didn't want to admit that I was so easily seen through by Zhuang Ni - how rude it was to expose others to the invisible screen!

"Zhuang Ni, let's not care if Ye Lin is online or not, I couldn't contact you by phone yesterday, and you happened to be online today...... Are you getting better? After the summer vacation, can I go to school with everyone normally? ”

"No, I'm very sick." Juanny replied unsurprisingly.

"However, I can go on a wild trip with you tomorrow." Zhuang Ni's next sentence shocked **.

What kind of disease is Nima! Tomorrow we're going to climb the mountain! Isn't it very clear in the group email! Can you go to climb the mountains but not go to school!

"Huh? You...... Are you really going? ”

The squad leader was not mentally prepared, she thought that Zhuang Ni would definitely not participate in group activities as before.

"Yes, when I heard that the class leader organized an event and there were exactly 40 people in the class, I decided to go to ......"

"Even if I leave the corpse on Cuisong Mountain, I will go to ......"

What a detriment to others and self! Just so that the class leader who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder can't keep the whole number of 40 students, and desperately wants to participate in the field trip!

I believe that the class leader, who finally convinced himself that "although he didn't make up enough people in the class, 40 is also a very perfect number", heard that because of Zhuang Ni's participation, the number suddenly jumped to the hateful "41", there must have been a feeling of restlessness and discomfort!

"However, squad leader, you have to let the loudspeaker pick me up, and I can't find the meeting place you wrote."

"How could you not find it! It's downstairs from the squad leader's house, right? The loudspeaker pointed out angrily, "In order to save money, the squad leader does not plan to charter a bus, let everyone go to the suburban No. 23 bus, you can see the suburban No. 23 stop sign downstairs at the squad leader's house!" ”

"The loudspeaker must be sent," Zhuang Ni insisted, "otherwise I will be bored with no one to laugh at on the road, and in case I die, the loudspeaker will be responsible for dragging my body to the bus, and the squad leader will not be able to make up a whole number of 40 people......"