[576] H manga male protagonist
Amy and I were arguing in the bedroom when we heard the sound of the door opening and closing in the living room.
Huh? Did Penthos come in? Where did he get the key? Since I replaced the lock of the security door with a cross lock, shouldn't the thief's trick of tin foil unlocking be ineffective!
Could it be that Peng Thos kept pace with the times, and was self-taught, and mastered the method of opening B-level locks, so he had to force me to change the lock to a super B-level or even C-level!
No, Penthos is still talking to me on my phone! If he had come into my house, I would have been able to hear his voice coming from both directions, according to the principle of sound propagation!
Before I had time to think about it, the man stumbled into the study, and when I passed by the door of my bedroom, I suddenly realized: This is my father's return!
His glasses were crooked, his face was red, and he was probably drunk again.
If it weren't for his irregular footsteps when he got drunk, I could have known it was him just by the sound of his footsteps!
Isn't it to avoid being the light bulb of Xiaoqin and me, so I went downstairs to avoid it? weishenme turned back again?
Oh, I see, I must have been drinking in the tavern downstairs, but halfway through the drink, I saw Xiaoqin leave the unit door and get into Penthos's car, so I thought I was the only one in the house now, so I came back to sleep!
What a mistake! I'm not the only one in the family! Your ex-wife's daughter is uncinching my belt!
"Huh?" Seeing a little blonde girl pulling my pants desperately, my dad was scared and half drunk.
Take off your glasses, rub your eyes, and put them back on.
The little blonde girl still hadn't disappeared, and her hands were still in awkward positions.
"Who are you? Who let you in! ”
Instead, Amy unceremoniously asked my dad questions, and continued to insult his son as she asked.
Finding that the obvious foreigner on the other side was so fluent in Chinese, my father massaged his temples and wondered if all this was a hallucination caused by alcohol poisoning.
The scene was so chaotic that even I felt a headache, so I said to Penthos, "We'll go down to find you right away," and hung up.
"Dad, don't think nonsense, listen to me first!"
At the same time, he was thinking about the wording.
Amy is the daughter of her father's ex-wife who eloped with a foreigner, even if her father has an unforgettable love for such a heartless ex-wife, it is unlikely that he will be angry with the other party's daughter, but there will always be a little weird feeling, right?
At this time, Amy heard me call the other party "Daddy", and I couldn't help but be shocked, the only time I was angry and said that I didn't recognize her as a sister, it was because she inadvertently said bad things about my father, and it wasn't long after this incident, she must have had lingering palpitations.
"yes, I'm sorry......" Amy said in a small, barely audible voice to my dad for her rough behavior just now.
Although Daoqian didn't look at each other, but twisted his face in the opposite direction, which is not polite, but this is probably the maximum limit that Amy can do.
Daoqian to Daoqian, I haven't even put my hand off my belt buckle.
How? Do you want to continue? Brother and sister don't count, do you want to show my dad!
Dad gasped, suddenly put his hands on my shoulders, and said very seriously:
"Xiaolin, you can't sell people!!"
Who trafficked in human beings! With Amy's lavish spending habits, someone can afford to buy it, and no one can afford to raise it!
Although it is not ruled out that Lolita intends to raise funds to buy ...... But I'm not going to let that happen!
"Alas, I haven't cared enough about you recently, and your squad leader once called me and said that there were bad guys around you who seemed to be in the underworld, and asked me to look at you more strictly. I thought it was just a misunderstanding, but I didn't expect it...... I didn't expect that it was really at their instigation, human trafficking, no, kidnapping for ransom! ”
Squad leader, you're so nosy! I actually made a small report to my dad! You really think you're a homeroom teacher!
However, what the squad leader saw should be the dragon, tiger, and leopard trio of the Hong Kong Triad, saying that they were the underworld and really didn't wronged them, but recently they have moved to Shanghai with Huo Zhenbang.
"Nonsense!" I waved my hand and said, "Dad, why do you suspect me?" Didn't you trust me the most before? Are there still fewer people who speak ill of me? weishenme's ears are soft this time? ”
"That ......" The drunken father looked up at the ceiling and recalled, "I met your squad leader once last time I visited my home, and I thought it was someone who couldn't tell lies......"
So is it more trustworthy than a son! I can't stand you!
"Uncle, could you please close the door? Ye Lin and I still have things to do. ”
Amy demanded without humility or arrogance, and for her, this tone of proximity to request was rare.
Because you're afraid that I'll be angry, you don't dare to speak ill of my father, right? I'm glad you can do that, but you're not going to give up? What do you do when you close the door? Do brothers and sisters rape each other after closing the door? Let my father, a senior member of the HHH Club, see that art is based on life, and there will be a plot of H manga in reality?
If it were me in Xiaoqin's bedroom, I politely and humbly begged Aunt Ren to close the door, saying "Xiaoqin and I still have something to do", and Aunt Ren could directly kick me out of the window and fall from the fourth floor to death!
Dad didn't kick anyone, he straightened the glasses on the bridge of his nose, frowned:
"Xiaolin, where did this little girl come from? Why do you always say strange things? Is it lost? Call 110 and ask the police to send her back to her parents! What's the matter with you getting her to our house? Is it ......?"
Dad, who was a little confused after being drunk, instantly had a frightened expression and asked urgently:
"Xiaolin, have you watched too much H man, plus Xiaoqin likes you, you really think you are the hero of H man, and you want to open a harem......"
Shut up! You're not qualified to say such a thing to me! The H comics I watch are all goods you bought! And the two girls who came to me today, you went to their mothers...... You're the hero of H Man!
"This kind of low-level belt, how can it be tied so tightly......" Amy still persistently groped between my belt, and in vain, she suddenly changed direction and began to zip my pants......
Hooligans! Don't insult me in front of my dad! Although there are often some bad plots of "father's rape" in Japanese H comics, at least that's the woman's father! I don't want to be the first man to be pushed backwards in front of my father!
At this point, Dad finally figured out who was attacking me and Amy (just in the current situation), and with rare determination, he stood between the two of us, knocked Amy's hand crookedly, and finally succeeded in saving my pants from zipping.
Then he grabbed me by the collar by the back of my neck and pulled me out of the house, closing the bedroom door with his knees and locking Amy inside.
The whole set of actions was done in one go, and it was more neat than when I was usually not drunk, and I couldn't help but think that Wu Song might indeed be able to fight the tiger when he was drunk.
Dad blocked the bedroom door with his back to stop Amy from coming out, and looked at me with a strange look. Amy knocked on the door twice, but when she couldn't push it open, she seemed to start calling Peng Thos on her mobile phone.
My father, who usually lacks exercise, did this series of actions after being drunk, making his forehead sweat and wheezing, judging from his red eyes, he was drunk again, and he even stuttered when he spoke.
"Xiaolin, you, how did you do it! Are you secretly drinking our family's fee and pheromone aphrodisiac perfume every day! Otherwise, how could two girls like you all at once! ”
Dad, you're drunk! If pheromone perfume can really attract the opposite sex, it will not be at the price of 28 yuan! And you can't drink that thing at all! I drank pheromones into my stomach, did I intend to make my internal organs fatally attractive to the opposite sex!
What if I get disemboweled!
I frowned, thinking about how I could tell Amy's identity and minimize the damage to my dad.
Seeing that I hesitated, my father swayed and blocked the bedroom door, and persuaded bitterly:
"Son, the two of us usually have nothing to talk about, dad and you...... Belch...... It can be said that it is like father and son......"
"Nonsense! It was originally father and son! How much alcohol have you drunk today! ”
"Ah...... also to ......" After I reminded my father, my father woke up, "I mean, the relationship between the two of us is better than that of ordinary father and son...... You have something to say, weishenme, can't you say it to me? ”
In order to prevent my dad from continuing to guess, I had to point to the bedroom door that prevented Amy from coming out:
"The half-breed child in there is your ex-wife's child."
My father stiffened, and in an instant he understood what I meant.
Even after getting drunk, the toxins left in Ai Shuqiao's father's body are still working!
"Ah......" Dad opened his mouth wide, like a fish thrown on the shore, "No wonder it looks a little familiar, it turns out to be ...... That's what Sook Jo talked about on the phone, her daughter......"
"People around me usually call her Amy." I explained that since my father knew her identity, there was no need to hide her name.
"Amy...... Amy? Dad smiled with relief for a moment, but there was still sadness in his eyes, "I knew her name last time, didn't Shuqiao say that the two of you are very close, don't you want her to know that there is a brother like you, and threaten us to move?" ”
"Amy now knows I'm her brother." I say.
"Ah, that's the best...... You can't always hide it from people......" Dad thought hard and was suddenly startled, "That's not right! Since she knows you're her brother, she shouldn't do that kind of thing with you! ”
Amy rested for a moment and started kicking the door again, a shrill voice coming from the bedroom.
"Brother, you coward! Are you afraid that your mother will retaliate against you, so you don't dare to do it with me! ”
It's useless to agitate the generals! I won't be fooled!
"Uncle is also a coward! You don't have to worry about me and my brother! Weren't you abandoned by your mother? This is your chance to get revenge on your mother! Let my brother in! ”
Listening to Amy's shouting, my father couldn't cry or laugh like me.
"You sister...... What the hell are you thinking? ”
Amy continued to kick the goal, continuing to use the agitation method:
"Open the door! weishenme doesn't listen to me! You father and son are actually afraid of your mother, right? ”
Dad just smiled wryly and shook his head.
Be content, Amy! I met my brother, who was not so ghostly, and my father, who had always taught me to be lenient.
Otherwise, with the degree to which your mother is hated, you don't know the severity of it, adding fuel to the fire, and you would have been gang-raped by your mother's ex-husband and ex-husband's son!