[604] Emergency rescue
Because the altitude was too low to parachute, the helicopter did not descend too low, so it did not blow a lot of wind.
Even when updrafts were popularized on the top of the mountain, most of the girls in the second (3rd) class did not wear skirts, and at most they knew what color underwear Zhuang Ni was wearing in her black skirt (and she would curse her later).
It is said that the wind and clouds are unpredictable, and after the helicopter drove back to the palace, there was a strong wind blowing on the top of the mountain, and everyone stretched out their hands to cover their faces, so as not to be blinded by the sand and dust.
"Woo Woo ......"
The parachute behind Obama's back immediately swelled up when the wind blew it, bringing its dog body straight back.
The small umbrella first touched the bonfire in the center of the camp, the bonfire that was extinguished by Xiong Yaoyue's splashing of water just now, and the sparks that were clearly extinguished at this time, as soon as they came into contact with the highly flammable fabric, they immediately burned.
Resurgence! In the midst of everyone's exclamations, starting from the parachute parachute, the firewood was re-ignited, and the flames also followed the parachute and quickly burned to the parachute wearer - Obama was still dazed and unconscious after being blown off the fat body of Cao Gonggong by the wind!
Big things are wrong! If this continues, our barbecue conference will have one more dish of "roasting the whole dog alive"! Americans love dogs like they do, Amy will kill me!
If you don't kill me, take my place in Obama's place, I won't do it! In an emergency, I rushed to Obama and tried to untie the parachute rope from Obama's body, but I was not familiar with the structure, so I was not allowed to enter.
The fire took advantage of the wind and burned more vigorously along the parachute, Xiong Yaoyue stepped on it a few times, but failed to extinguish it.
"Creek! Brook! Xiao Qin reminded me behind me.
"I'm going to fetch water to put out the fire! Hold on! Xiong Yao Yuefei also ran away, and after running ten steps, she found that she didn't take the plastic basin, and came back to get it again.
Looking at the speed at which the flames spread on the parachute, I felt that it was probably too late to wait for Xiong Yaoyue to come back.
I think the only way to do it now is to throw Obama directly into the creek.
It's better to become a reservoir dog than to become a roasted whole dog.
However, in the process, I can't guarantee whether the parachute on fire will damage the camp or even hurt my classmates, I just hope that everyone will be dexterous and cooperate with each other.
I bent down to hug Obama and was about to run to the creek when the squad leader grabbed a pair of barbecue scissors from the barbecue grill and walked over with a grim expression.
He didn't talk to me, just squatted on the ground, stroked the hair on Obama's back to keep it from moving, and cut the parachute rope on his body with barbecue scissors.
The mountain wind broke away from Obama's parachute and continued to blow back, so the parachutes were all planted in the fire, so that the bonfire burst into a huge flame in an instant, almost making everyone mistakenly think that there had been an explosion, and Mr. Yu timidly hid behind the rocks.
I said you should just get into the stone and be Sun Wukong's cousin!
The squad leader only recovered from the highly self-disciplined savior state at this time, and said with a sigh of relief: "It's okay to be in time." ”
Squad leader, you're so calm! In the face of emergencies, everyone is in a mess, either helpless or in a hurry, squad leader, can you actually make the most calm judgment in an instant and make the most reasonable choice?
And to a certain extent, I overcame my obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I used the kitchen utensils such as barbecue scissors to make engineering tools for cutting parachute ropes, which is not easy!
Therefore, even if you become a criminal police officer in the future, can you still act reasonably in order to practice justice or save lives, and overcome obsessive-compulsive disorder?
Criminals, you're going to suffer! Zuihou's hopes are dashed! The dream of throwing a deck of playing cards on the ground that was out of order to escape the policewoman Shusha was bursting like a soap bubble!
The squad leader will definitely force himself not to be affected, and arrest the criminals first!
Of course, after catching the criminals, they may return to the scene and put the playing cards away in order......
"This is evidence and must be taken back for the record." Maybe you'll still explain your obviously unreasonable actions like this, right?
It makes sense to say that the husky is a dog 2B.
was saved by the squad leader, Obama did not wag his tail to express his gratitude, but frowned, staring at the barbecue scissors in the squad leader's hand, and his eyes seemed to say:
"What are you going to do? What do you want to do to me with barbecue shears? Want to bake me and eat it? ”
You 2B dog, even if you roast yourself and send it up, I won't eat it! Eating it will lower your IQ!
At this time, Xiong Yaoyue, who needed to replenish her IQ the most, came back after hitting a basin of stream water.
It was still a fast running style, and the students avoided it one after another.
But she saw that the flaming parachute behind Obama was gone, and the bonfire was burning high again, and she was stunned for a moment, not knowing where to throw the water.
Stunned, the sneaker tripped over a rock.
"Nima, !!"
Xiong Yaoyue's whole person fell forward, and the basin also flew out of her hand due to the huge inertia.
Seeing that Xiong Yaoyue was about to fall out of a band-aid on her face again, Xiaoqin grabbed one of her arms.
"Be careful!"
"Oh......" Xiong Yaoyue, who was saved by Xiaoqin, scratched her face, and didn't think of what to say for a while.
But it is said that it is difficult to recover when covered with water, and the basin that Xiong Yaoyue took off flew directly in the direction of Obama, that is, me and the squad leader.
At this time, the squad leader was half-squatting on the ground, hiding the barbecue scissors behind him, while showing Obama that he had no malicious intent, and Obama stared at the squad leader with suspicious eyes, as if to say, "Don't try to lie to me!" Do you think I don't know if I hide the barbecue shears behind my back? Obviously, I plan to take advantage of my unpreparedness to make a sudden move! ”
I remained standing, just in time to be the class president and Obama's umbrella.
There was no hesitation, I spread my arms and used my back to block the splashed stream, and the plastic basin then smashed on my back and bounced back.
My hair and upper body became wet as a result.
"You're not on fire, what are you doing here?" Xiong Yaoyue didn't feel that she was wrong at all.
Nonsense! Are the squad leaders and Obama on fire! When you see no one on fire, you won't stop! You're a robot with no task cancellation function!
The clear and pure water of the stream dripped down my chin on the grass and at the feet of the squad leader.
The squad leader looked up at me, and asked without changing his expression, "Why do you want to block the water for me?" ”
Isn't this knowingly asking! Do you want to be wet? Xiong Yaoyue's embarrassment of revealing the outline of her bra just now, do you want to try it too? You don't want the majesty of the squad leader!
I replied a little aggressively, "Not for you, but for Amy's dog!" ”
"Yes...... "The squad leader's lips twitched lightly, lowered his gaze, and thoughtfully stroked Obama's neck hair, "Dogs are indeed man's closest friends, because they are loyal and do not betray ......"
Obama was still careful about the barbecue scissors hidden behind the squad leader, and his face was wary as if to say:
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm your closest friend, don't eat me!"
"Dry your hair and shirt," said the squad leader, as if he didn't care, "and you won't be able to work if you have a cold." ”
Then he led Obama and walked a little lonely to Mr. Yu's side, probably discussing how to manage the extra dog.
Obama thought he was being led to the slaughter, and at first he was very reluctant to drag the ground, but then the squad leader returned the barbecue scissors to the loudspeaker and fed Obama a piece of black pepper beef, so that Obama let down his guard and became "the closest friend of mankind" with peace of mind.
Other classmates also came over curiously to feed Obama food, and although Obama did not refuse to come, the class leader pushed to limit the amount of food he ate, but Obama did not get his wish.
But he said this verbally, refused the food of other classmates, and fed Obama a piece of things from time to time in exchange for the other party to let him pet.
Squad leader, what about your festival! Monopolized Obama's right to feed! Finally, there is a dog that is not too afraid of himself, so he wants to desperately establish intimacy with the other person!
Amy left the dog I was asked to take care of, and instead became taken care of by the class leader.
"Go bite Grandpa Cao! Let's go! The loudspeaker grinned and gave orders to Obama.
"No, you can't let it eat dirty." The squad leader tightened the leash in his hand slightly.
"Woo woo ~ ~ master! Disciples aren't dirty! ”
Father-in-law Cao, who was lying on the ground and had been Obama's "throne" for a long time, raised his head at this time and cried to me.
"Well," I reassured him, "you're just dirty on your heart, not too dirty in your body, haven't you just soaked in the creek twice?" ”
"That's ...... too" Father-in-law Cao is not only not ashamed, but also proudly admits that he is dirty in his heart, but he is similar to his father Director Cao, who confesses that he is a perverted lolita.
I suddenly noticed that where Grandpa Cao was lying on his stomach, there were three bags of marshmallows packed in English, which seemed to be hanging around Obama's neck before he parachuted, and they shook off when he landed.
Xiaoqin walked over and read the English text on it.
"Rocky Mountain Marshmallows, made in San Diego, USA, the main ingredient is corn syrup, which tastes best when eaten after barbecue......"
I picked up a bag of something that looked special, and found a note with staples pinned to the opening.
On the note was the same kanji as Amy's elementary school student: "I ate leftovers many years ago, and I was going to throw them away." ”
So you just give it to me? Don't bully me for not knowing English, I know Arabic numerals! The production date on the package is obviously this month, is it good!
"Just so the campfire is lit again, and you can roast marshmallows on it in a while!"
Xiao Qin, who once asked me for marshmallows at the door of the movie theater, looked very happy.
I felt a little sad that I couldn't bake marshmallows with Amy.
But there was an opportunity in the future, and while I was drying my hair and back in front of the campfire, I watched the squad leader play with the dog a little "unprofessionally", and I felt that the squad leader was in a slightly better mood.
"Good, big dog!"
At this time, the wound on his thumb was treated, and Gong Caicai, who came back from the stream, stared at Obama at the feet of the squad leader, showing a frightened look, as if he was Little Red Riding Hood in front of the big bad wolf's sharp teeth.
"Wang! Woof! ”
Out of animal instinct, Obama felt that the squad leader's combat effectiveness was dozens of times that of Gong Caicai, so he bullied others and yelled viciously at Gong Caicai.
Even the dog has to be bullied when he sees it, Gong Caicai is really miserable......