"Ye Lin, can you take apart the marshmallow for me to eat?"

Xiaoqin carried a bag of marshmallows, put the index finger of her other hand to her mouth, and pleaded with me with a pitiful look.

It's just a bag of marshmallows, and it's not real money, so you don't need to sell me cuteness like this! If you want to eat, you can take it apart yourself!

I waved my hand and motioned for her to dispose of it as she pleased, and Celery happily tore open the package and took the largest marshmallow and skewered it on a roasting fork.

Reaching over the campfire and roasting it, it didn't take long to roast golden brown on the outside and gelatinous on the inside, and the fragrance spread through the camp with the mountain wind.

"I'm going to eat it too!" Xiong Yaoyue came over and stole more baking forks from the squad leader and held them in his arms, but the squad leader was busy teasing the dog and neglected to take precautions.

After each of them ate a fragrant roasted marshmallow, Xiaoqin gave me the third roasted haode marshmallow, and then poked Xiong Yaoyue's back.

"Pooh, let's bake some more marshmallows and share them with the students, shall we?"

"Huh? It's such a delicious thing, I want to eat it and bake it myself! Why give it to them! Xiong Yaoyue didn't know what she meant.

I was blowing on the hot marshmallow on my lips, and I was surprised by Celery's proposal.

Since when did Xiaoqin start to care about the well-being of other students? Today, just improving the relationship with Xiong Yaoyue has surprised me!

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Although marshmallows are delicious, they are not nutritious and easy to ......"

"As long as we give more food to others, they will not compete with us for more precious food when they are full! Isn't it all about the two of us? ”

"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped her thigh, "Good idea!" Give me ten skewers and I'll bake them in no time! ”

"Be careful, it's too close to the fire, it's burning again!" Xiaoqin reminded anxiously.

So these two guys with ghosts in their hearts baked many skewers of marshmallows and distributed them one by one, of course, Xiaoqin can only be sent to other girls, and the boys are all in charge of Xiong Yaoyue.

"What Sister Pooh gave you, you dare not eat it!"

For some boys who don't like candy very much, Xiong Yaoyue uses violent threats.

However, girls prefer to eat sugar, and if there is no danger of gaining weight, women's obsession with sugar may be equivalent to men's addiction to tobacco and alcohol.

The squad leader also took a string of roasted marshmallows from Xiao Qin's hand, but deliberately picked a string with less sugar.

As soon as the food appeared in the squad leader's hand, Obama stared at the squad leader's hand holding the food, wondering if he had his own share.

It's over, all the weight loss work for so long has been in vain, Obama has to eat a big fat pig today, and the owner won't recognize him when he goes back.

"I won't eat it, my mother said that if you eat too much sugar, your teeth will be broken......"

Standing far away from Obama, Gong Caicai excused herself from the marshmallow that Xiaoqin had given her.

"If you don't eat it, I'll pop your boobs!" Xiao Qin shook the sharp roasting fork fiercely.

You think Gong Caicai's boobs are made of balloons! You go down with a fork, Gong Caicai hasn't screamed yet, and a large group of boys are about to scream!

Gong Caicai had no choice but to take the marshmallow stuffed by Xiao Qin with tears in her eyes, and then slowly ate it with tears in her eyes.

"Huh? It turns out that marshmallows are so delicious to eat roasted......" Gong Caicai was stunned after taking a bite, "But I ate so much sugar behind my mother's back, I'm a bad boy......"

Eating some sugar is a bad boy? By your family's standards, it's too easy to be a bad guy!

"Is it delicious?" To my surprise, Juanny floated towards me like a ghost.

The campfire in the center was so hot that no one would approach it if it weren't for the need to dry clothes like I did.

"You want to eat too?" I pointed to the bag and a half of marshmallows left on the grass and shook the fork in my hand.

Juanny's pupils are pale in color, so it is often felt that her dark circles are the center of gravity of her face.

At this moment, her pupils reflected the bright light of the campfire, which seemed a little warm.

But the tone was still cold.

"Hmph, if I accidentally accept a man's food, after knowing the truth, I will immediately wash the stomach and take an enema to remove all the traces of the man."

Needless to say, your dislike for men is already overflowing, but gastric lavage is nothing, enema such a thing, don't mention it in front of the opposite sex!

As soon as I came into contact with the enema rubber balls and enema syringes sold in my online store, I immediately thought of a bad direction!

"Cut," I said with a look of disdain, "why do you come and talk to me when you hate men so much?" ”

"I'm here to negotiate with you."

"Negotiations?"

Zhuang Ni nodded, clasped her hands in front of her skirt, and her posture was quite dignified.

"Zha Ye, you are doing a good job now, keep doing this, let the squad leader be sad and desperate for the man, and then she can throw herself into my arms."

Who's the scumbag! How did the nickname that those little thugs gave me get to your ears!

And what did I do? I didn't do anything, did I? The squad leader weishenme wants to feel sad because of me!

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, or it's better if you don't understand." Zhuang Ni looked at the squad leader not far away and smiled mysteriously, "Anyway, the more the squad leader seems to be amusing the dog, the more lonely she is in her heart, and only I, who am also a woman, can feel it." ”

"Therefore, it is better that such a crude creature as a man should have become extinct along with the dinosaurs."

Don't change the evolutionary history of creatures, bastard! There were no humans at all in the Cretaceous period, and even if there were, it was the dinosaur Express Kesai, or Nobi Yasuo!

And in the age of barbarism, if there are no strong men, how can you women survive! There are fierce beasts and poisonous insects everywhere! Celery will be scared by the big beetle and run all over the mountain!

The only thing whose combat effectiveness is relatively stable is the squad leader and Xiong Yaoyue, do you want to be the common harem of the squad leader and Xiong Yaoyue with Gong Caicai! How do you feel so chaotic, so bad......

"Have you ever looked at the class leader's photo?" Zhuang Ni asked suddenly.

"Huh, nonsense! How's that! I hurriedly denied it, and the reason I felt nervous was that I really almost did it, and it was still looking at Shu Zhe's women's photo, which I mistook for the squad leader at the time.

Juanny snorted out of her nose, "Stammering, must have done it!" All you men think about is to take beautiful things for yourself, and then insult and destroy them! ”

"And if you have one, you want to have the next one, how many girls do you have the idea of yin' evil, maybe you can't say!"

For some reason, I blushed a little, but I felt that Juanny was not qualified to stand on the moral high ground to criticize me.

"Hey, hey, aren't you very dedicated? Since you confessed to the squad leader that you like her, don't stretch out your hand to Gong Caicai again! You tricked Gong Caicai into going to the hotel to touch her breasts, aren't you a scumbag! You scumbag! ”

"Hmph, I just appreciate beautiful things, not destroy them." Zhuang Ni was forceful.

"Then I didn't destroy it!" I ran the train-for-tat, "I still appreciate it!" I'm going to open a big harem and let them in and enjoy them every day! ”

I don't know who "they" are, but I'm just talking nonsense for the sake of anger.

"Harem?" Zhuang Ni sneered, "Although it is the first time we have met, I can be sure that Xiaoqin is already dead set on you, if you are not afraid of death, you can also try to take Xiong Yaoyue a little bit......"

Zhuang Ni has been out of school for a long time, and she is not used to calling Xiong Yaoyue "Pooh".

"I like the squad leader, and I don't want the cute Gong Caicai to fall into the hands of men, as for Xiong Yaoyue, ......"

Zhuang Ni glanced at Xiong Yaoyue, who was observing the condition of the barbecue at a very close distance, and did not notice that her cheeks were blackened by the charcoal fire.

"Xiong Yaoyue's words, if you want to take it, take it away......"

This is naked discrimination against female men! Isn't it even qualified to be the object of the lily!

Juanny's voice suddenly sharpened, and she thrust her right hand into the pocket of her skirt, as if holding something.

"Ye Lin, I came out with everyone this time, I didn't come to climb the mountain, I have something to say to you in person."

She wasn't as tall as the squad leader, but if she tilted her feet slightly, her lips could be close to my ears from behind.

"I warn you, the squad leader is the strongest, most autonomous, most intelligent, and most beautiful woman I have ever met...... If you dare to play with the squad leader and abandon her again, I'll kill you!" ”

Zhuang Ni's voice was as cold as a blade.

"Start with your genitals, use a utility knife, and chop centimeter by centimeter!"

"You only need to cut your genitals six times, right?"

Who's only six centimeters of genitals? Don't look down on people!

"Ye Lin, do what I say! How many times a week do you look at the class leader's picture on average? ”

"I haven't done it anymore!"

"Dare not admit it...... "Zhuang Ni lowered her voice and smiled lightly, "I do it six times a week." ”

"What? What, six times a week? ”

"Don't pretend to be garlic, you know, it's the one you don't dare to admit."

I kind of understand that the squad leader weishenme always suffers in the face of Zhuang Ni, this guy dares to say anything, dare to do anything, although I don't know which of what she said is the truth and which is a lie, but it is true and false, it is already a super headache.

"Because I do it six times a week, I love the class president more than you, don't try to win me!"

"What nonsense! There's no point in doing that! If this means deep love, I can ...... too."

"What can you do? Is it true that you do not rest seven times a week and no Sundays? ”

"Do you have Sundays off? The other six days were so hard for you! But on Sunday, the class leader's photo can finally rest for a day, which is really not easy! ”

I couldn't help but sarcastically.

“…… On Sundays, it will be replaced with a photo of Gong Caicai. ”

You're a scum compared to me! Six days for the squad leader, leaving only one day for Gong Caicai! If Gong Caicai is a concubine in the palace, it is simply a hope that Qiushui Jun will not come! Don't stop me, let me break into the palace to save people!

"Wu Zetian! Give me back the harem!! "I am in a certain dimension, holding two swords, and I shouted from the Jinluan Palace.

After threatening me not to reach out to the squad leader, Jonny turned to leave, glancing at the marshmallow bag on the ground before leaving.

"The marshmallows imported from the United States may not be safe, and last time there was an incident where sodium superphosphate exceeded the standard and was destroyed on the spot."

Seeing that I didn't react to "sodium phosphate", Zhuang Ni said, "Sodium phosphate solution is often used as an enema during surgery......

Does Nima mention the enema again! You're the one who likes to destroy good things! The roasted marshmallows, which are obviously delicious, make me feel very strange when you say it!