Chapter 222: Monkey King

Gu Qing was stimulated by Zhang Xuan's whole person.

Maybe it was because she was a serious doctor that she saw Zhang Xuan ruining the image of the "angel in white" so badly, so the whole person fell into a stiff state.

"Auntie, why don't you leave?" Li Mei looked at Zhang Xuan who was walking towards them, and then looked at Gu Qing, who had been trembling.

Is Aunt Yokai sick?

"Zhang Xuan is dressed so strangely, aren't you surprised?" Gu Qing looked at Zhang Xuan, who was wearing a Taoist crown, a white silk doctor's robe, and high heels under his feet.

In this era, it's already shocking, right?

"Brother Zhang Xuan is now a second-grade Taoist official, and his magic clothes are said to have been given by immortals, and he also gained the Tao after wearing this clothes." Li Mei looked at Gu Qing and trembled even more, "Aunt Monster, are you afraid that Brother Zhang Xuan will take you in?" It's okay, I'll intercede for you! ”

It's so pitiful, I'm trembling with fear!

"What he said was given by the immortals, he wouldn't say it was me, right? He couldn't have seen me when he drew my soul, did he? Gu Qing couldn't help muttering, "I'm ...... I'm sorry for the party, I'm sorry for the people...... I ......"

A handsome guy who is so good, he was indirectly misled by her into a shemale!

She forgot that this feudal young man was very poisoned, and he would do such a thing as blindly chasing "stars"!

"Dear, why are you wearing your brother's clothes again?" Zhang Xuan has a friendship with the Xinguo Mansion, and in the past, every year on the death day of Mrs. Qiu, he would return to the capital to come to worship and worship, so that he knew his relatives.

Because he knows that kissing is the life of the phoenix, he cares about kissing very much, and every time he comes back, he will play with her for a while.

"My mother agreed! I'm going to follow my brother to see the bride! On the day of the wedding, the female relatives had to wait in the inner room, and only the men could run outside and greet the guests, Li Mei was impatient to be dragged around by a bunch of girls from relatives and friends, so she simply changed into men's clothes and ran behind her brother.

There were too many things to deal with in the Fang clan today, Li Mao couldn't rush back, Li Rui's two uncles were on the front line, and only two aunts came to help. As the highest direct elder in the mansion, how difficult it is for her to imagine how difficult it is.

Although Li Rui's aunt is very capable, she is not familiar with the situation of their family after all, so she can only help greet some old acquaintances, but fortunately, the county lord of Deyang is also here, otherwise I don't know what the chaos will become.

"I was going to pick up the bride." Zhang Xuan smiled and touched Li Mei's head. "Then you have to be good, don't make trouble for your brother on the way."

"Zhilu Dao! Brother Zhang Xuan, you haven't finished your story last time! The monkey was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, and then what? Didn't anyone come to save Monkey King? Li Mei's favorite story is "Journey to the West", even more than their family biography "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

"This ...... Today is not the time to tell a story......"

Gu Qing looked at the big and the small weakly and began to talk about family life, and the whole person was depressed and wanted to squat on the ground and draw circles.

Hey, hey, such a big living person is here, Zhang Xuan can't see it, just forget it, kiss you, how can you forget grandma!

I'm going crazy!

After a while, Li Mei probably remembered that she had come with another person, and hurriedly pointed at Gu Qing and asked Zhang Xuan.

"Brother Zhang Xuan, they all say that you are a person who has attained the Dao. Can't you see her too? ”

"I can't see anything...... Zhang Xuan is different from other adults, Li Mei said that there is something here, so he opened his eyes and looked in the direction she pointed.

Seeing this, Zhang Xuan was frightened.

"Every day, every day...... Monarch? Zhang Xuan hurriedly stepped forward a few steps, looked at the people around him, and hurriedly arched his hand slightly to Gu Qing, "The Heavenly Monarch descended to earth, it really makes us panic." It's just that this is not the place to speak, and mortals can't see you, can you move to a step? ”

Li Mei's small mouth opened into an "O" shape.

Brother Zhang Xuan is really a fairy! He can see this monster aunt!

Gu Qing was also very surprised. But anyway, it's so nice for someone to see her.

The eye of this door can be called an "X-ray" eye!

Bilibili has a god!

A few people arrived at a quieter place in the house. Although this mansion is not as big as the Shinkoku Mansion, it is also much larger than the West Garden. Pavilions, pavilions, inner lake rockeries, all available.

"The Heavenly Monarch went down to earth this time, but for the marriage of the eldest prince of the Xinguo Mansion?" Zhang Xuangong stood respectfully under Gu Qing, not daring to be a little arrogant.

"It's just a coincidence." Gu Qing didn't bother to correct Zhang Xuan's title. This young man is too deeply poisoned, and regards her world realm as the "upper realm", and the people who cross as the "heavenly monarch", but no matter what, it is better than kissing her and calling her a monster.

This beautiful misunderstanding, you might as well continue to misunderstand.

"Don't talk about this yet, what are you wearing!"

"You said that the magic robe I am wearing is ......" Zhang Xuan blushed embarrassedly, "I saw that you were wearing it like this, so you copied it without authorization, and now everyone on Longhu Mountain is competing to follow suit......

The soles of Gu Qing's feet slipped, and he almost didn't stand still.

She swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and a bunch of Taoist priests from Longhu Mountain appeared in front of her, wearing doctor's robes and stepping on high heels, walking towards her in unison.

"Doctor's gown can only be worn by healers. That's not the point, though. Gu Qing looked at Zhang Xuan, who was puzzled, "But you haven't thought about it, even if I am a goddess immortal, shouldn't the magic clothes I wear be worn by a female fairy?" ”

Gu Qing looked at Zhang Xuan, whose face turned white all of a sudden, sympathetically, and pointed to the shoes under his feet. "This is a high heel shoe that women use to raise their height and make themselves more straight."

Zhang Xuan's expression suddenly became very pitiful.

It's like a puppy who was finally brought home, but found out that his owner was a pervert.

"Female ...... What the fairies wear? Zhang Xuan tilted his head and looked at his feet. High heels? ”

"Aha, our men, too, wear flat shoes. However, it seems that there are also people who wear high heels in order to cushion height? Gu Qing touched his chin. All in all, your shoes are a woman's dress, and we don't put branches in our pockets. We plugged in a ballpoint pen. ”

Zhang Xuan's face turned from white to blue, and then from blue to red.

He couldn't wait to bury himself in a hole in the ground.

What is called a painted tiger is not an anti-dog, what is a Handan toddler!

Fortunately, the Heavenly Monarch came and personally instructed him, otherwise he would have been laughed at by the Heavenly Monarchs if he wore this body and ascended, wouldn't he have been laughed at by the Heavenly Monarchs?

If he goes to the sky and asks people all the way where "Tianliang Xingjun" is, I am afraid that even Tianjun's face will be lost!

Zhang Xuan immediately wanted to kick the shoes quickly.

But I don't have any shoes to wear.

Fortunately, on Longhu Mountain, he didn't wear these "high heels" for the convenience of walking, and always wore them as "formal clothes".

Just, what is a ballpoint pen? Is it the magic weapon that holds Yuanyang?

Gu Qing is also a good person, seeing Zhang Xuan's entanglement, he quickly changed the topic.

"I'm not here for Li Rui's marriage. In fact, I came here for some reason. My granddaughter, Li Mei, said that I came here once a few months ago, stayed for a day and left, but I was not impressed at all. Gu Qing's face fell suddenly. I've also gotten sick over there, and I've forgotten a lot about old things. I've been in Dachu for a long time, and I'm afraid that something will happen to my side. ”

If you fall unconscious and become a vegetative person, you may die of organ failure!

A few months ago?

Inexplicably descending to earth?

Don't remember the past?

"Senior sister...... Did Senior Sister succeed? Zhang Xuan looked at Gu Qing incredulously, "You...... You're wearing a middle coat, did you come here while you were still at bed? ”

"My hospital gown, you say?" Gu Qing looked at his clothes, "Ah, sort of." I was not feeling well and had been recuperating all this time. ”

That's what her mom said.

"We are guilty." Zhang Xuan threw himself to the ground. "Now that Da Chu is in trouble, my senior sister hopes to ask you to come down to answer your questions, we have tried our best to dissuade them, but my senior sister cares about the common people, and I still asked God a few months ago. This time you will go down to earth, and I think it is also the result of my senior sister inviting God. ”

Zhang Xuan was anxious in his heart, choking and said. "Senior Sister Xuanji is not a real person who has become a real person, please God once, and her lifespan will be reduced by ten years. These two times, there are only a few years left to live. ”

Gu Qing's eyes widened.

“…… But what's the use of summoning me to earth? I can't fight, I can't govern the country......"

"Now the Emperor Star is so dim that it is almost dull, but the new Emperor Star has not risen. The astrological signs show that the Central Plains is about to be in chaos, but ......" Zhang Xuan's words were not finished, because Li Mei grabbed the hem of his clothes.

The two of them were so engaged in chatting that they had forgotten that Li Mei was by their side.

"Brother Zhang Xuan, this aunt is not a monster, she is a real immortal?" Li Mei looked at Gu Qing, who was wearing a strange look, suspiciously, and then looked at Zhang Xuan.

In her young heart, the image of the fairy sister collapsed.

"Dear, this is your grandmother. Didn't I tell you that when your grandmother died, she became a star and returned to the sky? This is that Tianliang Xingjun. Zhang Xuan didn't know what to do, Li Mei would think that Tianjun was a monster. But there are also strange ideas in children.

Li Mei rubbed her eyes.

Is this grandma?

"Tianjun, although I can understand that you are most comfortable to use your own image when you go down to earth, but after all, you have lived in the world for so long as Old Taijun Qiu, and you are still ...... It's more appropriate to use the image of Mrs. Qiu. Zhang Xuan's ears turned red unnaturally.

Such a young woman standing by his side, even if she is the Heavenly Monarch, he will not be comfortable, okay?

"With the image of Mrs. Qiu?" Gu Qing looked at his dress amusedly, "I didn't even come to my own body, so my soul was worn, where can I find Old Taijun Qiu's body for you to see?" ”

"It is precisely because you are a spirit that you should change for the better. You...... You can imagine the appearance of Old Taijun Qiu a little, and make your sexual spirit change......"

Zhang Xuan has now cultivated the Inner Dan, although he has not given birth to a Yuan Baby, but the theory is probably still a little bit known.

If the soul is out of the body, since it is gone, it is natural to think that it is what it looks like.

Gu Qing didn't understand Zhang Xuan's professional terminology at all, but she had many years of experience in comics and novels, and she roughly understood what Zhang Xuan meant.

He said that because he didn't have a body, he could be whatever he wanted. It's just that I'm most accustomed to the original appearance, so as soon as I cross, I use the image I am most familiar with, right?

Gu Qing closed his eyes and began to imagine that he had become Old Taijun Qiu.

She felt a slight warmth all around her, as comfortable as soaking in a hot spring in winter.

Is it so comfortable to "transform"?

What does Mrs. Qiu look like?

I didn't want to see myself as an old lady before, and every time I looked in the mirror, I was in a hurry.

Gu Qing thought hard.

Helplessly, Gu Qing is a person with very divergent thinking, obviously thinking about Old Taijun Qiu's face, but I don't know why I thought of Wang Zuxian.

After a while, I thought of Lin Qingxia again.

And it's all dressed in ancient costumes. It's all the kind of favorite image that was created in the movie.

Should she boast of having a good memory, or a bad memory?

Gu Qing shook his head vigorously, forcing himself not to think about it, and only thinking about the old lady who had been for many years.

She had a face that wasn't kind, with deep wrinkles and bags under her eyes. It's only gentle to look at when you laugh.

She is not tall, only about 1.55 meters.

Yes, that's what she looks like.

Li Mei held Zhang Xuan's hand, and almost watched with a horrified look at the "monster aunt" who first became a woman dressed in white and looked very charming, and then became a man (female) wearing another white dress, wearing a high crown, and raised eyebrows? people, so that Li Mei and Zhang Xuan both suffered a lot of fright.

Is this all the Dharma body of the Heavenly Monarch?' ’

Zhang Xuan thought secretly.

'Heavenly Monarch...... It seems that he has been down many times. ’

Under the illumination of golden light, Gu Qing successfully transformed into the appearance of Old Taijun Qiu with the rich merits on his body.

The merits on her body now, if they are placed in the sect of cultivation, I am afraid that she will become a true disciple of the lineage that everyone is vying for. With all the benefits that merit brings, it can make the envy of those who have attained enlightenment.

Even if he dies, if someone is a god, he may immediately become a "city god" and "land" like a scattered immortal.

It's a pity that the world she wears is not right, the Taoist method in this place has declined, and there are few people who can cultivate into real people.

Zhang Xuan saw this familiar figure, and he didn't know what to do and breathed a sigh of relief.

And Li Mei beside him was very emotional.

"Seven...... Seventy-two changes! Xiao Li Mei suddenly let go of her hand and flew to Gu Qing's body.

"Grandma! Teach me, teach me! ”

She was wrong! It's not a youkai aunt! It's a fairy grandma!

Gu Qing's immortal image suddenly rose tall because of these changes.

'I have a fairy grandmother! ’

Li Mei hugged Gu Qing's waist and didn't let go.

'I'm going to be Monkey King too!' ’

Gu Qing, who was thrown to the ground as soon as he opened his eyes, quickly grabbed the kiss who was moving in his arms.

Who's going to tell her what's going on with this kid?

Zhang Xuan has already cultivated the Inner Dan, and his true yuan is strong, and he is by no means as shallow as he was when he first came to the capital.

But even so, talking to Tianjun with the eyes of heaven all the time is not a small burden on his body.

So Zhang Xuan discussed with Li Mei and Gu Qing for a while, and decided not to open his eyes again, but only to open his eyes again at the critical moment. And Gu Qing is now a spirit body, and for some reason he can only move within Li Mei's ten zhang range, Zhang Xuan asked Gu Qing to always stand on Li Mei's right hand, and he relied on Li Mei's communication to talk to Gu Qing in different spaces.

Gu Qing was also curious about why Li Mei could see himself and touch himself, even Zhang Xuan couldn't give an answer to this.

But Gu Qing was invited to earth this time, and it was his senior sister who was summoned in the name of "asking Tianliang to save the world", maybe the key point is in Li Mei, a little girl, so it will be so.

After all, the emperor star does not come out, but the phoenix life is already in the sky, and if you follow the phoenix life, you can naturally find the emperor's life.

Xiao Li Mei said in a daze what phoenix life, what emperor life. These contents are beyond the scope of her five-year-old girl's cognition, so she just resigned herself to her grandmother and Zhang Xuan's microphone.

While speaking, there was a crackling sound of burning bamboo outside the house, and Li Mei suddenly became energetic and trotted in the direction of the outside of the house.

"Hurry up, hurry up, the eldest brother and the elder brothers are back to worship their ancestors!"

They're going to welcome the bride!

Jin State Mansion.

The marriage of the only concubine of the Zhang family is naturally very important. After the date of the "invitation" was determined, Zhang Suyi was not idle for a moment.

Her wedding dress has been purchased since she was a child, and the material is the royal satin given by the queen mother back then. Zhang Shaoguang was not a queen when he married Chu Rui, so he never wore a queen-style wedding dress. The red material is very positive, but she can't wear a wedding dress again in her life, so she simply gave this piece of material to her niece.

From the time they got this piece of material, the Zhang family began to select highly skilled female workers and embroiderers to enter the house to prepare wedding dresses, and they prepared for ten years.

As the most important moment in life, Zhang Suyi began not to eat greasy things from half a month before the wedding day, rubbed his face with mung bean flour, and used honey, milk and other substances to maintain his skin every day.

As for the walnut oil on the nails, the hair rubbed with spring water dripping with perfume, the lips moisturized with good beeswax, and the discussion of makeup on the face on the day of marriage, Jiang personally supervised and led a group of grandmothers in the family to use the maintenance and grooming methods of the Gaomen family on their daughters.

After arriving at the end of the day, when Zhang Suyi found a free time to beg her mother to say goodbye to her second uncle, she was stunned to see all kinds of beauties in the second and third dimensions, and Zhang Ying, who had been tested for a long time, looked at Zhang Suyi, and felt that her niece and nephew were shining everywhere.

It's so bright that you can't open your eyes.

"I wipe ...... Who said that in ancient times, without cosmetics, you couldn't draw beautiful women...... This is called beauty from the inside out......" Zhang Ying admired and watched his niece stand in front of him in a red shirt, and couldn't help shedding a few tears.

The little Lori he has worked so hard to raise for so many years!

It's so cheap for someone else's kid!

"Second uncle, don't be sad, I'll be back in a few days. The Li family also agreed that I would often go back to see you. If you are not happy with your stay, I will take you to live in our house. "Zhang Suyi is going to get married today, and her long-cherished wish for many years has come true, and her face is naturally full of happiness." Anyway, there are no serious adults in our house now......"

"Don't don't, I'm enjoying good here, but I don't want to be a light bulb in your house!" Zhang Ying's tears and snot flowed from her eyes, but she still refused her niece's kindness.

"Anyway, you're adapting so quickly, now you can use 'our house'. You're not married yet! ”

Zhang Ying joked about his niece.

Zhang Suyi's face flushed slightly.

Li Rui once asked his brother to bring her a letter, in which he drew a map and layout of the new house, and said that the master bedroom did not move much, but only moved the furniture she married in.

From that day on, her mind was on what her new home would look like. Should you hang a wind chime under the window? Or a small felt on the couch?

Although "in our house" was just casually spoken, it was already a fact that had been circling in her heart for a long time.

Zhang Ying glanced at Zhang Suyi, she was not wearing a big wedding dress outside, nor was she wearing a tiara. These two pieces alone weigh more than a dozen pounds, and now they have to be put on for their niece, and it is not even easy to walk.

"Ahem, plain clothes, you tell your subordinates to go down, and I'll talk to you."

"It's good, second uncle."

The subordinates withdrew from the inner room, Zhang Ying looked at her niece, who was already a mature woman, and couldn't open her mouth after opening her mouth a few times.

He originally wanted to talk to her about some men's inferior nature, as well as to prevent Li Rui from messing with flowers and grass outside.

But when he looked at his niece, he suddenly became inexplicably proud.

No way! Just my niece's goddess Fan! This figure! This look!

The flowers and plants outside suddenly turned into dog's tail grass, okay!

What the hell was he worried about!

So at the end of the day, Zhang Ying's thousand words only became sentences.

"You and Li Rui must get along well in the future."

Zhang Suyi's eyes were red and he nodded lightly.

"Hmm."

"He is the grandson of Li Lao Guogong, and he should be different from other men in this world. Since you don't have to worry about concubines and aunts in the future, you have to be more affectionate. ”

"We must love each other. If you fall in love with each other, you will have a better life in the future. ”

Zhang Ying himself has never been in love, and his skills on paper are too poor. He has the ability to play the love development game to pick up girls, and let him guide women how to bubble men, so in addition to hoping that they can truly love each other, he really can't say any feasible suggestions.

"Hmm."

"Also, I remember that when a woman gets married, she has to smear a thick layer of fat powder on her face, and the three-petal lip on her lips is also scary. Tell your mother, can you not marry like a monster? A little bit of flowers, a little light makeup is a ......"

The powder of this era is lead powder, soybean flour and rice flour, and people like Jin Guogong naturally use good pollen and rice flour, but they are smeared layer by layer, and there is no difference between them and pasting the wall.

His plain clothes are born with fair skin, which is really unnecessary!

"This ...... The etiquette is like this, and my mother's character, I'm afraid it won't work. Zhang Suyi pinched the placket of his clothes and asked Zhang Ying uneasily. Second uncle, doesn't it look good with big makeup? ”

"In my aesthetic, no, in the eyes of the vast majority of men, the big makeup that brushes the walls and is like blood is a little scary. Especially after Li Rui entered the room, it was at night. I advise you, when you get back to the main room, immediately ask the grandma and the girls to help you remove your makeup, if you feel too plain, you can paint a light makeup. ”

Zhang Ying swore that the big makeup was not good, and recommended his niece to save herself.

“…… The niece and nephew knew it. ”

Zhang Yingxu babbled a lot, if Li Rui drank too much wine, he must be prevented from revealing his true form, some men are very violent when they drink alcohol. If Li Rui is rude, don't be polite to bite him directly, don't bear it.

He didn't know what he was talking about, and his worries and reluctance turned into all kinds of broken thoughts, until the grandmother at the door urged him two or three times before he pointed to the door and whispered to Zhang Suyi:

"There you go."

Zhang Suyi rubbed his eyes, which were already red to pain, and suddenly hugged his second uncle who was in a wheelchair.

"Second uncle, take care of yourself. My niece will come back to see you often. ”

"Zhilu Dao, you go, go."

Silly boy, you're married, what am I going to do with it?

In the cultivation of beautiful girls, there has never been a plot of a bad old man marrying with the little Lori who has been raised.

When you get married, it's time for me to think about it.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

"I saw that you were wearing it like this, so you copied it without authorization, and now the senior brothers and disciples on Longhu Mountain are all competing to follow suit......"

Longhu Mountain's junior brothers and nephews who worshiped Zhang Xuan's condensation and Neidan fought to emulate him, all shivered.