A safe and effective guide to selling cuteness
1. First of all, remember to wear a condom before each time.
2. If you forget your words, then pray that you are in the time period of "the first seven and the last eight".
3.β¦β¦ I'm sorry to get the wrong script.
4. Like the above method of selling cuteness, we call it natural stay.
5. Of course, natural stupidity is an innate ability, and the one learned after tomorrow can only be called stupid cuteness.
6. Stupid cuteness is almost the most unskilled way to sell cuteness, as long as you pretend to be stupid.
7. However, if you don't look cute, then you are very likely to appear in the public welfare aid news section of TV.
8. So if you're not satisfied with your own conditions, it's better to consider other ways to sell cuteness. For example, the now popular tsundere.
9. To put it simply, it is a qiΔ answer that is "stupid".
10. But remember, when saying "stupid", match it with an arrogant or shy expression depending on the occasion.
11. Otherwise, it will be counterproductive.
12. The delicate lady is also a good choice, and she can sell her cuteness to a mess by playing with a small temperament.
13. But be careful not to play around.
14. It's okay not to be arrogant and just coquettish, just dress softer.
15. Use cute self-names in moderation, such as "people" or something.
16. But remember not to use it too much, especially not to use a particularly brain-dead nickname or to call yourself by a double name.
17. In order to cater to the strange preferences of some people, you can try to call those boys "brother".
18. Recommended titles include "Brother" (γε₯γγγγε₯γ‘γγ), "Elder Brother" (γbrotherγγΎ), etc., and if you want to use it with an iceberg, you can consider "Brother" (Brother). This will be very popular with dead sister control otaku.
19. But don't shout "big brother" (brother noble).
20. Speaking of icebergs, the Queen of Shake S can also be tried. Show your majestic side as much as possible, so that people have the urge to kneel and lick their feet.
21. But the difficulty lies in maintaining this majesty for a long time. Otherwise, the ending will be ugly.
22. If you feel that you can't do it, then try to pretend to be cute.
23. For example, like often saying wrong words in speech.
24. For example, "Man is inherently dead, either heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than (smack) hair!" β
25.β¦β¦ Don't make a mistake with a keyword like this.
26. If you want to maintain your cuteness, there are about two ways to deal with it.
27. Type 1: Trying to justify. "No, no, no, it's not like this, the reason why Sima Qian didn't write this is just because he cut JJ......"
28. This is clearly getting blacker and darker! Therefore, it is not advisable to say so.
29. The second type: sticking out the tongue. "Ah, I bit my tongue."
30. If you think you're cute enough, give it a try. Otherwise, be careful of each other's overnight meals.
31. By the way, adding a word at the end of a sentence can effectively improve the cuteness, meow.
32. But not to add it bluntly like this, to be natural...... Meow.
33. Where is this XX natural! Meow!
34. Meow ......Meow
35.β¦β¦ I almost broke out just now, sorry.
36. But in fact, this is also a kind of selling cuteness, if you can't do what you said before, then ...... I'm afraid it's suitable for you.,Although this way of selling cuteness is a bit different.γ
37. But because it's a moe sale, when you say these things, please regulate them yourself.
38. "How about the old lady [beep--] is [beep--]! You [beep-] take out [beep-] [beep-] ......"
39.β¦β¦ Do you think that when people listen to you, they are doing fill-in-the-blank questions?
40. Finally, if none of this qiΔ works...... You'll probably only have to build a world of your own. In that world, you must be very cute.
41.β¦β¦ This condition is often referred to as secondary disease.
42. But what's the point. Under the gaze of the Eye of the Moe God, you must be the cutest of all!
43.β¦β¦ But please don't get too deep into the play.
44. I think, a safe and effective guide to selling cuteness, that's probably it.
45. Halfway through writing, someone suddenly reminded me: "Is there still a dangerous way to sell cute......
46.β¦β¦ What's that?,The title is actually a cute one!
- From: Scissors