I looked at my watch, at 6:30, there was still an hour before Su Qiao came over, and if I moved quickly, it should be enough to take a picture of Shu Zhe and send him away.

Shu Zhe first went to the bathroom to wash his face, washed off my scribbled lipstick, and bargained with me when he came back.

The more revealing the costume, the higher Shu Zhe's asking price, and I only planned to give him a reserve price of 200 yuan, so Zuihou chose a very non-revealing outfit.

A chiffon shirt + miniskirt with lace, and a pair of white princess shoes are enough to dress Shu Zhe up and down femininely.

This outfit is in store stock, and I can't remember when it came in or what its name was.

However, I personally think that this is a set of clothes with a strong atmosphere of life, since "Sister Red Bean" is already the signature of the online store, it should be packaged in all directions, and you can't blow up a balloon and upload a three-point photo (Shu Zhe doesn't have the capital to wear a three-point style), it's better to go back to basics and upload a photo of Sister Hongdou's daily clothes, which can make this fictional character more realistic.

Strange to say, since I announced that I would sell the "red lip balloon" as a "love balloon" and donate 10 yuan of the profits to special education schools, I have become more motivated to make money, and my guilt for using a fake lady to deceive customers has also weakened a lot -- is this the same reason as a corrupt official donating a large amount of money to the temple?

No, I'm better than a corrupt official! At least my donation really got help, and the corrupt officials donated money to the temple, but they just let the wine and meat monks in the temple go to the second wife! It is already an open secret that the more incense is in the temple, the more fake monks there are!

Wearing a brown wig, applying lipstick evenly, and even wearing princess shoes, he walked out from behind the screen and completely entered the "Red Bean Sister" mode.

Although the lipstick is cheesy red, Shu Zhe's point-to-point application method not only adds fashion value to himself, but also enchants a lot!

"I sometimes help Xiaoli apply lipstick, and it's not that difficult."

Shu Zhe changed his posture as he spoke, admiring himself in the mirror.

You've got enough! This set of clothes, which I think is more everyday, is worn by you, and the whole body exudes a bewitching atmosphere! You and the Japanese TV series, those female students who engage in **, the synchronization rate is 400%! You are absolutely forbidden to use long black straight wigs! Don't destroy the image of the squad leader in my mind!

Shu Zhe felt sorry for himself in the mirror for a while, then sat on the edge of the bed, picked up a balloon and put it to his mouth, and motioned for me to prepare to take a picture.

Although he knows Shu Zhe's male identity, he can't help but admit that the red lips of Sister Hongdou are in contact with the balloon, supplemented by slightly naughty eyes and smiles, coupled with the daily and foxy costumes, the photo effect of Zuihou is amazing, and it is not too much to say that the spell of the witch is attached.

"Not bad, right?" Shu Zhe also walked over to admire the effect on the camera screen, and I suddenly realized that at this time, he was still wearing the cobweb sex panties that he had just changed into between his legs, and the female clothes from the inside to the outside made him much more feminine physically and mentally, and even his voice was almost real.

If it was the first time to see Shu Zhe dressed like this, no one would be able to believe that he was a boy, and his originally neutral voice would not show any flaws.

When I took the train to Beijing with my father in the fourth grade, there was a pretty sister on the train, who seemed to be a college student who had been admitted to Tsinghua University, and I looked at her more than 100 kilometers with childish longing, but as soon as she spoke, my father and I were stunned!

I rubbed my voice...... It's all a gentleman! is more than Guan Erye, no Adam's apple is better than having an Adam's apple! Just listening to the voice, you can't believe it's a woman, and it's a beautiful woman! This is my childhood me, another disillusionment with women!

On the other hand, Shu Zhe, who is a 100% fake, can make all kinds of teenagers leave a good impression of women, and I only have two words to describe such a person - demon.

Leprechauns do the same.

Next, I pressed the shutter twice on Shu Zhe, intending to pick out the most haode photo (although each one is at the level of national color and heavenly fragrance), but my phone rang.

Looking at the screen, the caller was Su Qiao, and I clicked the answer button, "Hey?" ”

"Hmm...... Lobules? I've already gone downstairs to your house, I just want to ask, if there are any green onions, ginger and garlic in the kitchen, if not, I'll go to the vegetable market to buy some ......"

"No, no, no!" I said, "I told you that you don't have to buy anything, there is meat and vegetables in the refrigerator, but there is one less person who can cook, you can come up directly!" ”

After hanging up the phone and looking at Shu Zhe who was sitting on the edge of the bed with a puzzled expression, I felt that something was wrong.

Looking at my watch, Nima is only 7 o'clock now! Su Qiao, you came half an hour early! And I've already walked up the stairs of the unit! Now Shu Zhe, who is dressed as a child, should be blocked in my house by you!

How can I introduce Shu Zhe to Su Qiao at that time? Say he's my classmate? Su Qiao will definitely misunderstand that Shu Zhe is my girlfriend, and when the two of them talk, they will definitely be in trouble! Just being considered a couple with Shu Zhe is enough to make me sick!

In addition, how do I introduce Su Qiao to Shu Zhe? People are not related to me, and they come all the way to cook for me, and it must be easy to think of it! If Shu Zhe says bad things about me to my sister when he goes home, won't my reputation with the squad leader fall sharply again!

In a hurry, I didn't have time to think about it, so I made a decision: I must not let Shu Zhe and Su Qiao meet at my house!

So I didn't say a word, took the hand of the women's Shu Zhe, walked all the way to the foyer, opened the security door and pushed him out.

"Brother Ye Lin, what are you doing!" Shu Zhe's lips still had a faint lipstick mark remaining, and under the fluttering brown hair, a fair and pretty face was full of horror.

"I suddenly have a guest coming, you go out to avoid the limelight!"

"Wear ...... Do you go out dressed like this! Brother Ye Lin, you want to kill me! ”

"It's okay, you won't be seen through if I pack the ticket! Anyway, it's definitely too late to take off your clothes! ”

Hearing me say with great certainty that no one could see through his women's clothes, Shu Zhe seemed a little happy.

I shoved the men's clothes he had taken off (shirt and shorts) into his bag and handed them to him.

"If you move quickly, maybe you can get home before your sister comes back, and then change your clothes slowly when you get home!"

"How's that going to work!" Shu Zhe said with a crying voice, "In case my sister is already waiting at home first, won't I be arrested?" ”

"Otherwise, you'll find a place to change on the road! By the way, didn't you say you still want to eat fast food? Why don't you go for all-you-can-eat fast food first, and then use the toilet in a fast food restaurant......"

"People...... People don't dress like this to order food! ”

obviously wanted to emphasize his male identity, but he used a woman's exclusive self-title.

"Anyway, you go! Take a taxi back! I'll reimburse you for the car money! ”

I pushed Shu Zhe from behind, and when he saw that my tone was non-negotiable, and heard the sound of approaching footsteps from downstairs, he had to sigh resignedly:

"Brother Ye Lin, you always bully me, I have never seen you go so far with others."

That's because among the people I know, the one with poor character is called a person who has never been seen before or since! Every time I beat you, I feel like I'm doing the right thing for heaven, if you don't change your ways, maybe one day I will eliminate harm for the people!

"That...... It was a young woman who was calling, right? Brother Ye Lin, you are in such a hurry to drive me away, are you ...... Could it be the legendary ......"

"A legendary call girl?"

Have you ever seen a call girl who does laundry and cooking? Now that they've expanded their business to this light?

"The income of the online store comes over in the hands of Brother Ye Lin every day, and Brother Ye Lin lives alone, so it is understandable to have this idea......

Is it so easy to understand! Didn't you claim to be my brother-in-law several times! My brother-in-law asked the call girl to serve at home, and you actually said that it was understandable!?

Shu Zhe, who looks like a cute girl, continued to analyze for me:

"However, Brother Ye Lin, you can only do this kind of thing while you are not married to your sister now, and you must definitely hide it, if you dare to do this after marriage, you will die! Going to die! ”

You don't need to warn me! And if I really marry your sister, Weishenme will be dissatisfied with going to the call girl! I've already eaten the Manchurian full feast, and weishenme is going to touch Korean kimchi!

Shu Zhe was forced by me to walk down the stairs in women's clothes helplessly, he will definitely meet Su Qiao head-on, but as long as the place where they meet is not my house, everything is easy to say.

Today's Su Qiao is wearing a small suspender top and a tight denim skirt, revealing snow-white fragrant shoulders, it seems that she has been carefully dressed before going out, but it may be because of long-term insomnia, and her eyes look a little tired.

Although I repeatedly stressed that I didn't need her to buy anything, she still came up with a bag of fruit.

"The girl who went downstairs just now ......" Su Qiao looked back downstairs, revealing an expression of self-sighing, "It's really beautiful, is she your neighbor?" ”

I pretended to be stupid and said, "I don't know, I've never seen it before, maybe I'm going to the wrong building, right?" ”

I let Su Qiao into the house, she took off her sandals and changed into slippers, and I noticed that she had red nail polish on her toes.

"I'm afraid that Xiao Ye will be hungry, so I came over a little earlier-if you have an apron, can you borrow it from me?"

I embarrassedly pointed to the dirty apron hanging on the plastic hook in the kitchen, which had not been used for half a month, and had not been cleaned for half a month.

Su Qiao was not picky, she directly tied her apron, picked out a few ingredients from the refrigerator, and then flashed into the kitchen, with a little bit of the lightness and speed of a former acrobat in her gestures, she held the plate in a posture, leaving strong traces of performance, always making you feel that she would turn the plate on her fingertips at any time.

I sat in the living room, watching the girl who had framed me go about her work alone and didn't have the class leader to cook for me.

However, Su Qiao is obviously also from a bitter child, in addition to practicing acrobatics, I am afraid that she also does housework, looking at her proficiency in moving the spatula, you know that her cooking skills are not improvised.

Such an ordinary girl, who is three years older than me, wears a dirty apron and flicks the long braids on the back of her head, but it gives me a sense of returning to the ordinary.

Since Ai Shuqiao abandoned her husband and children, there has never been a woman in my kitchen who has ever cooked, Su Qiao is the first woman to cook in my kitchen, if Xiaoqin knows this, she must be jealous, right?