Shu Zhe, who was out of breath because I pressed on the pillow because he said that he wanted to pursue Amy, was quite unconvinced after begging for mercy and gasping for a long time.

"Even if it's a cousin, sooner or later, she will get married," Shu Zhe muttered, "Brother Ye Lin, you can't marry her yourself, with such haode conditions, the fertilizer and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders......"

I raised my fist to fight, but Shu Zhe finally didn't dare to say any more.

In addition to this, Shu Zhe urged me to continue the business of plain underwear.

"Actually, I don't like to do such a humiliating thing, but the profit is too big! If I hadn't been a customer service, I wouldn't have known that there were so many perverts in the country! There are more than 10 people waiting in line for their underwear now! ”

"What!? In such a short period of time, you have pulled more than a dozen people into the water! ”

"That's a lot?" Shu Zhe said disdainfully, "I have carefully selected and screened out some people who look unreliable!" The market demand is so large, Brother Ye Lin, you can't expand production! ”

"How to expand production! You produced it, not me! ”

To tell the truth, the perverts led by "Coriander Stuffed Buns" and "Uncle Fireball" are mainly attracted by the "original flavor" of "Miss Model", and the underwear I provide is dispensable, if it weren't for Shu Zhe's need for the platform of my online store, he would have dumped me alone.

"I said, do you have to wear it for 72 hours before you can send it to the customer?"

"It has to be so, we've cheated on your sex, time must not cheat anymore!"

"Then, I'll work harder, can I wear three pairs of underwear at a time?"

"What?"

Shu Zhe pointed to his waist and explained to me:

"I put the most urgent delivery on the inside, and then put two less urgent ones on the outside, so that each piece can be worn for 72 hours, but the total time is shortened by ......"

"No! Isn't this a change of soup but not a change of medicine! You're still cheating! ”

Shu Zhe's anxious expression was like a businessman desperately trying to teach his children to do business.

"Brother Ye Lin, why are you so stubborn! This doesn't work, that doesn't work, when will you get rich! Do you want my sister to raise you in the future! ”

You...... What did you say!? You're the parasite on your sister's back!

"It's not bragging, Brother Ye Lin, if you let me operate your online store for three months, I will double my profits if I keep it!"

"How do you double your profits?" I'm a little curious.

"That's not easy! Summer vacation is coming, many female high school students and female college students are looking for part-time jobs, let's pick a few with the right conditions and hire them back first! ”

"Add clerks? So what's next? ”

"The next step is to let them do the usual customer service work, but the basic salary can't be too much for them, and women are basically lazy to do ......"

"Huh? Do you have a sister like that who still says such things? ”

"Brother Ye Lin, don't interrupt me! My sister is a special case! …… When those part-time clerks want to make more money, they will reveal the original underwear business to them little by little, and if anyone can't accept it and reacts greatly, they will be fired immediately! Those who stay can wear underwear on their bodies while doing customer service, and work on both lines at the same time, earning us more RMB! ”

I noticed that Shu Zhe used the word "plain underwear" instead of "plain underwear", and it seems that he intends to expand the business of original bras - although he is shameless, he still does not dare to do such a thing as wearing a bra to school.

"In fact, Brother Ye Lin is entangled in wearing it on his body for 72 hours, just to ensure the concentration of the smell! Now is a high-speed society, since KFC's broilers can accelerate their growth, our online store's underwear can't always use traditional craftsmanship! I think it's okay to do this: when a female employee is wearing the customer's underwear as a customer service, don't turn on the air conditioning in the house......"

"Huh? You want to heat them to death on such a hot day? ”

"For the sake of commissions, I believe they will endure it! The higher the temperature, the more sweat will flow, the more sweat will be shed, and the smell of underwear will be stronger! In less than 8 hours, you can achieve an effect of 72 hours! ”

I couldn't help but imagine a part-time high school and college student, sweating and getting wet in front of my home customer service computer.

"Sweat won't be wasted, I'll prepare a sealed jar and let them screw all the sweat from their clothes into the sealed jar! In this way, if there is an urgent order, you can directly throw the underwear into the sealed jar, and then take it out to dry it after a few minutes, and you can do it quickly! ”

"If there is a special pervert who wants to buy their sweat, I will sell it as long as the bid is right! Not only sweat, but also other body fluids are sold! ”

"If the customer wants, they can also voice chat with our female clerk...... Although there is no charge for chatting, if you don't spend money on things and the female clerk doesn't get a commission, you won't waste time with them......"

"By the way, I deliberately checked the relevant laws, because there is no relevant legislation for selling original underwear, so it will not be pursued for the time being, but just in case, to avoid the female clerk from revealing our old bottom after resigning, I suggest installing a pinhole camera in the room to take pictures of their ugliness when they work, so that we have a handle in our hands......"

Fuck Shu Zhe, you're getting more and more perverted! You want to completely transform our Happy Valley adult product store into a perverted product store! There is even a voice chat that teases customers, and it is only one step away from becoming a erotic chat room! Shu Zhe, if you put it in ancient times, you would definitely go to open a brothel in order to make money! At that time, your sister will not only be damaged by your professional reputation, but you may also be used as a cash cow to attract customers! In case a dignitary falls in love with her, you must use drugs and other indiscriminate methods, and be sure to sell your sister at a good price!

For this kind of person with low character, who not only cheats his own sister, but also wants to cheat my sister, I will never listen to his demagoguery.

"Stop dreaming! Our Happy Valley sex toy store is a decent online store that cultivates people's sentiments, and it is not a place to hide dirt and dirt! Your proposals are all rejected! If you want to work with me in the future, just follow my rules! ”

"But ......"

"Nothing!" I threw the haode lipstick I bought a few days ago to Shu Zhe, "If you want to make more money, I still have a balloon blowing business, you can put on lipstick and start work!" ”

Shu Zhe picked up the lipstick from the ground, unscrewed the lid very skillfully, sniffed the smell, and frowned when he saw that it was a cheesy red.

"Can't you just use a nice color?"

"You don't have to be seen! The point is to get the balloon stained with lipstick! Isn't the big red one conspicuous! ”

"Which, I remember Brother Ye Lin, you said last time that a balloon stained with lip prints sells for 50 yuan each, right? How much can I get? ”

Shu Zhe remembers the matter of money very clearly, and this is what he cares about the most.

"After deducting the consumption of balloons and lipstick, I will give you 20!"

"I want 25!" Shu Zhe proposed, "The 'Red Bean Sister' I play is the signature of your online store!" You're going to have to split at least fifty-fifty with me! ”

Because of the character problem mentioned just now, I suddenly remembered that Xiong Yaoyue was afraid of losing her character, so she donated all the money she won from Amy to a special education school, and I sold my pseudo-mother's things as a real mother, in fact, it is also a bit of a bad character, so it is better to do some good deeds and accumulate some character value!

"Well, in fact, these balloons are not ordinary balloons, they are 'love balloons'! For every balloon sold, $10 is donated to a charity! The remaining 40 yuan will be divided in half, and you will take 20 ......."

"Brother Ye Lin, you are sick!" Shu Zhe was in a hurry, "If you can't spend all the money, buy a gift for my sister, don't donate it to someone you don't know!" Don't you know the Red Cross ......"

"Not the Red Cross." I waved my hand.

"Nothing else is reliable! It's definitely all in your pocket! In short, if you are so stupid, Brother Ye Lin, I won't blow it to you! ”

Yes? How dare this kid brag!? Do you think that I will not dare to beat you badly, considering your sister's relationship! You are so naïve! I know a lot about torture methods that don't leave scars! I'm going to force you to blow it on me no matter what!

I grabbed him by the collar and violently lifted him from the side of the bed.

"Let you donate money to charity, I will help you accumulate virtue! You rotten person haven't done a few good things since you were born, I am doing this for your good, do you know! ”

"Withholding my money and saying it's good for me?" Shu Zhe's mouth was stiff.

He said a lot of things that I didn't like today, and my heart was on fire, and with a hard push, he screamed and fell on the mattress.

Press your knees against his stomach and use only three points of force to keep the guy from dying.

Shu Zhe soon lost the ability to resist, and begged for mercy with a pale face, I picked up the lipstick, straightened his face, and wiped it around his lips.

"Brother Ye Lin, what are you doing! It's so ugly! ”

Joke! You're a big man, can you still look good with lipstick?

"You don't blow up balloons, do you? Let you do some charity and scold me for being sick? Okay, okay, you can do it without blowing up the balloons, just change it to this ......"

I said as I made a pretended unbelting motion.

Shu Zhe was so shocked that his face was colorless, and he had ridiculous lipstick on his lips, and he begged for mercy in a scream:

"Brother Ye Lin! Brother Ye Lin, what are you doing! Don't scare me! Can't I blow it for you! ”

"You promised to blow up the balloons?"

"yes, or what......"

Shu Zhe, who was let go by me, sat up from the bed dejectedly, took the balloon I handed him, and blew it up slowly.

Lung capacity is simply elementary school level! Blow a balloon the size of a grapefruit, and actually have to take a break halfway.

After blowing up the balloon, I used the ribbon to tie the haode action, but I was full of skill, and I guess when I gave a gift to my girlfriend, I didn't tie the ribbon.

"You don't have to blow it too much, otherwise it will be easy to break when transporting." I told Shu Zhe, and he blew up the next balloon as if he had been pardoned.

After blowing 5 balloons, Shu Zhe made up the lipstick on his lips, and was about to blow the 6th, when he suddenly realized:

"If this 'red-lipped balloon' is put on the shelves of the online store, what kind of product pictures should be used?"

"Do you need to ask? Of course, it's the real balloon you just blown~~"

"No way!" Shu Zhe shook his head vigorously, "Just a picture of a balloon, it looks like there is any desire to buy!" At least take a full-body photo of 'Red Bean Sister' and take a picture of her blowing up balloons! ”

"Huh? Did you offer to wear women's clothes for a photo shoot? I don't have much to lose, if I can increase sales, you, me, and charity will be good......"

"Who cares about charity!" Shu Zhe stretched out his hand to me, "I have to collect money for taking pictures in women's clothes!" Pay me first! ”