The middle-aged uncle said curiously: "Huh? How do you know my son? ”

I briefly told me that Cao Jingshen was my classmate, and that their father and son looked very similar, and they were simply printed out of a mold. Of course, I didn't say that the two of them are equally shameless and dirty, obscene and obscene, and no matter who they are, they can see at a glance that it is a great loss of father and son.

"It turns out that my stinky boy is still often taken care of by you! He didn't even tell me, he was really ignorant! ”

Uncle Cao took the H Man package from my hand and placed it on the round table with a heavy weight.

"~~~~~I have been waiting for half a year for the "Ultimate Tune" XXX series, and I can finally get a sneak peek tonight!!"

Even the laughter of the ghost animal is exactly the same as Cao Jingshen.

Uncle Cao seemed to notice that I was looking at the computer screen on his round table, and he didn't even mean to cover up the embarrassing information about the little girl's underwear.

"Oh Xiaoye, as you can see, uncle, I'm a pervert!"

He admitted nonchalantly.

I couldn't speak with my mouth open.

Actually, in my heart, I have a higher rating for you father and son, and it should be a higher level of loss than a pervert. But an adult admits that he is a pervert in front of a junior, and it does require considerable courage.

Admire, senior.

"Hmph, in fact, uncle, my original name was not Cao Jing, it was changed later, do you know weishenme?"

"What about Weishenme?"

"Because, as a director, ......"

"But you don't look like a director, do you?" I blurted out.

"But I have a beard!" Uncle Cao gestured with his hand on his chin.

"If you have a beard, you don't have to be a director!"

"Hey, you're so stubborn young man."

Uncle Cao ran to the neighboring house and quickly took a director's hat and put it on his head.

"This time it's like a director, right?"

The director's hat in pink checkered, quite cheesy.

I was speechless for him.

"Then, Director Cao, what about your name?"

"Hehe, the reason why I changed my name to Cao Jing is because I especially admire Wang Jing, who is also a director!"

Hong Kong director Wang Jing is very famous, Chow Yun-fat's "God of Gamblers", and Stephen Chow's "Jiupin Sesame Official" are all god films directed by him.

As if he knew my inner thoughts, Director Cao shook his hand vigorously.

"I worship him, but it's not because he has cooperated with Fa Ge and Xing Ye!"

"I adore him only because he directed ***! And I've been trying to shoot a larger scale of Chinese**! I heard that he once wore a hood and was the leading actor himself! ”

"Even a big beauty like Shu Qi has cooperated with Wang Jing in ***, it's really enviable!"

Speaking of excitement, Director Cao foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes, his hands were like chicken feet, and his tongue was more than two feet long outside his mouth, looking like a ghost.

His virtue gave me goosebumps, and I turned my face to see the big bed in the living room again.

"That bed, I bought it and prepared to shoot it in the mainland!" Director Cao was blunt.

"Why is the mainland allowed to shoot **?"

Listening to me, Director Cao sighed.

"Alas, I used to direct more than 10 low-budget ** films in Japan and Hong Kong, but I always feel sorry that I can't shoot in my hometown and let my hometown people enjoy my works."

Don't regret it, if your ** has been released in Japan, as long as it is not too bad, mainland compatriots must have downloaded and watched it through the Internet.

"So I returned to the mainland a few years ago, secretly contacted some actresses who were willing to take off, hired a few people and planned to start filming here, but the result was ......"

"As a result, because the actress screamed too loudly and the noise disturbed the people, she was reported by her neighbors!"

I can imagine the embarrassment of Director Cao and the hero and heroine when they were taken away by the police.

"Later, although I paid a lot of fines and released me, my career also stagnated, which disappointed me."

Director Cao looked at the street market under the floor-to-ceiling windows, his eyes were deep, as if the cause he devoted himself to was ten times more important than the liberation of all mankind.

"Child, let me tell you, I have a dream: that one day, ** can appear in the sun openly, people will no longer despise **actors and **directors, critics who despised ** in the past can sit with **directors to discuss SM plots, and defenders who despised **actors in the past can attend charity galas with **stars...... I dream that the bumpy and tortuous road of filming ** in the mainland will one day be a smooth road, and the holy light will be revealed, and the world will be full of ......"

Nima, don't imitate Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream"! Give me a black civil rights activist daoqian! Give me the 37 million black daoqian in the United States!!

"For the day of my dreams, and the underwear of the 10-year-old Lori, I am willing to give my life!"

Director Cao faced the sunlight outside the floor-to-ceiling window and swore impassionedly.

His face was solemn like that of a saint who was about to be martyred.

"That, Director Cao, if there's nothing to do, I'll go back."

I don't want to listen to him talk about his ** dreams anymore, because I am surrounded by this kind of people, and my thoughts are becoming more and more impure.

"Don't! Boss Ye asked you to deliver the goods because he wanted me to see your qualifications! ”

Director Cao stopped me from leaving.

What do you mean? I wondered for a while: Could it be that the director my dad met on the Internet before was talking about him? But Nima, this is a ** director! Dad, you didn't sell your teammates so thoroughly! Isn't it 10,000 times more embarrassing than an adult product online store when the son strips naked and shoots in front of the camera**?

And I'm still underage! Pull minors to shoot **, even in the corrupt and depraved United States, you will be punished for sitting in prison!

Director Cao squinted at me, left and right.

"Xiaoye, come on, come on, it's so hot in the house, you take off your shirt first."

I won't take it off! What the hell are you going to do? Isn't it just that you're interested in little girls under the age of 10, but also your son's classmates? Or, I want to see if I'm in good shape and whether I have the qualifications to be a leading actor! I don't want to be the leading actor! Even if I play a vulture like Teacher Ji Chunhua and play a supporting role in martial arts movies for a lifetime, I won't play **!

"Hey, little leaf, why is your face so bad? Didn't you suddenly blow the air conditioner, and you caught a cold and a hot cold? ”

You're the little leaf! Don't give me such a stage name that resembles an A'V actor so quickly! It's like the stage name style of the Japanese A'V actor "Chocolate Ball", you want to push the minor into the fire pit! Where are the heroic people's police? Hurry in and check the water meter and put cold handcuffs on this lost director!

"Xiao Yezi, are you a little worried?"

Director Cao tilted his head to look at me.

"Yes, I'm not going to shoot **."

"Huh!? How do you know I'm going to let you shoot a**!? Director Cao was shocked.

"You...... Isn't that obvious? You haven't taken anything before except **, and now you have to look at my physique......"

"Oops, you misunderstood!" Director Cao daxiao patted me on the shoulder.

"I want you to star in my recent micro-movie! It's martial arts style! ”

Director Cao straightened up slightly as he spoke, revealing a little bit of directorial momentum.

"Although I could only play a supporting role at the beginning, the Avenue of Stars didn't come out in a day!"

"But, didn't you just say that you plan to let me shoot **?"

I was confused by him.

Director Cao lowered his voice:

"Actually, Xiao Yezi, your physique and appearance are very suitable for filming, especially the kind with a plot that abuses the heroine...... The audience will love watching it! ”

Finding the contemptuous gaze I cast in the past, Director Cao said:

"But you're still underage, if I pull you to shoot **, even in Japan and the United States, I will definitely not be able to eat and walk around!"

"So, before you become an adult, I plan to train you as a child star like 'Harry Potter', and then follow me to the ** world when you become an adult, so wouldn't it be a win-win situation for cooperation, and everyone will be happy?"

Your Harry Potter looks like this! I'll cut off my nose and shave my eyebrows and I'll be able to play Voldemort! You're lying, aren't you? You actually want to train me as a teenage version of Voldemort, and then let me move to the ** world and play the plot of Voldemort's abuse of Hermione in **!

I wanted to yell at him, but he was my dad's friend after all, and I wanted to save some face for him.

My dad took great pains to let me deliver the courier, and he also knew that my dream of being a martial arts star had never been realized.

I really don't want you to bother me anymore, Dad, as long as you can cheer up, what does it matter if my dream comes true or not.

"Xiao Yezi, it won't be because I heard that it's a micro-movie, so you're not interested, right?"

Director Cao hasn't given up yet.

"Micro movies are very trendy things! Although it is screened on the Internet and cannot enter the cinema line, the publicity role cannot be ignored, it can make a name for itself, attract the eyes of investors, and it is not impossible to make a series, it is very promising! ”

He said with confidence.

"The martial arts script I got this time was also written to me by an acquaintance in the industry, which is very suitable for micro-film adaptation, jihua is divided into ten episodes, each episode is only 5 minutes, and one episode can be filmed in a week, and after filming, it will be freely disseminated on the Internet to listen to the opinions of the audience. This is also the first attempt made by me, a ** director, to enter the action film market, and the strength we show will be seen by investors! ”

Very incendiary speech.

"In order to meet the tastes of young people, the characters in this play are relatively young. There's a character in it that's perfect for you to play! I'm serious! The first time I saw you, I was convinced that you were the right person for the role! ”

"Director Cao, that must be a negative character, right?"

I frowned.

Director Cao touched his beard embarrassedly and smiled:

"Well, although it's not a positive character, there are also flashes of humanity on it!"

"That'...... Is it a villain who will join the protagonist's camp halfway? ”

I had a glimmer of hope.

"No...... is the character who couldn't win the first nine episodes, and only killed him in the finale of the tenth episode, whose name is 'Jinling Evil Youth'......"

Isn't Nimana the final boss? I did it for a long time because I wanted to play the villain!