I have no acting experience, and I don't want to take on the role of this villain boss, but Director Cao hugged my thigh and didn't let me go, and the scoundrel who didn't achieve his goal and vowed not to give up was only comparable to his son.

"Don't go yet, little leaf, have faith in me! I have carefully analyzed the market! ”

Director Cao switched the display window on his laptop with one hand, and a forum web page popped up in the foreground.

It seems to be a forum for internal communication among some directors, and one of the posts is "Americans are also coming to make kung fu movies", and the content of the post is long and long, and there is no time to read it carefully, but the pictures are very eye-catching.

Photograph of a beautiful doll, illuminated by colorful lights, standing on a small circular stage, holding a microphone and dancing and singing.

The girl ...... Wasn't it Emily who kicked me in the subway station? This photo is smiling so sweetly, with bright eyes and affectionate eyebrows, why is it not at all different from that time? Anyway, you're not Emil, are you? You're the twin sister of the bear kid in the subway, right? You are smart and kind, lively and generous, and all your good character has been taken away by you, so your sister's character is so bad, right?

"Is this little girl's name Emily?" I asked tentatively.

"Huh? How do you know? ”

Director Cao was stunned for a moment, but immediately showed an expression of understanding "I understand that we are fellow believers".

Don't understand me so easily! I'm not like you who pay attention to all the little Loli on Shijie anytime and anywhere.,It's a big loss to think about them!

"Xiao Yezi, let me tell you, this little Lori is a new child star rising in the United States! Her mother is a very powerful agent, and the first record released for her daughter achieved No. 11 on the American Pop Weekly Chart, and the future is limitless! ”

"Does she have twin sisters?"

"Mu You, according to my investigation, she is an only child."

Director Cao looked at my expression with a little more admiration.

"Little leaf, you really think about it! Such a sweet and delicious little Lori if it were twins...... Boom"

No, I'm not as lost as you think, I just don't want to admit that someone with such a bad personality can make a record.

"Then what does it have to do with the fact that the Americans came to make kung fu movies?"

"Listen to me, due to the influence of "Kung Fu Panda", the United States is about to set off a kung fu fever again, so a film team will come to China to shoot a film, it seems to be a large-scale kung fu drama similar to "Avatar", tentatively named "The Legend of Moding". The filming time is expected to last up to two years, and the part of the palace and a small number of exterior scenes will be concentrated on the side of Dongshan Film and Television City. ”

When it comes to things in the industry, he gushes endlessly.

Although Emile's debut album did well, she ran into some trouble in the United States, with some lolicon stalkers harassing her all day long, and some trying to sneak in the locker room, and several times the police came in to solve it. Her mother felt that her daughter's career would not be able to progress normally if she stayed in the United States anyway, so she found an opportunity to come to China to act in a TV series. This woman is not simple, the strategy is very correct, and only through the development of film and television songs can she become an international superstar. ”

I always feel that Director Cao described this with a very envious tone, if he lived in the United States, maybe he would be the Lolicon who followed Emile.

"Emily will play an important role in "The Legend of the Magic Ding", and she will stay in China for two years, which shows that her mother attaches great importance to kung fu films."

"Speaking of her mother, this is a great woman," Director Cao exclaimed, "In the early years, her husband's financial company was impressive, and later the subprime mortgage crisis financial setback, she quickly sold the financial company, opened a performing arts economic company, and signed a lot of potential young artists, although it has not yet reached the scale of UTA, CAA and other old companies, but the future is also bullish." ”

"I heard that she is determined to train her only daughter to become an international superstar, so ...... You get the idea? ”

"What do I understand?"

"Stupid! Her mother is such a far-sighted person, and she is willing to let her daughter go to China to stay for two years to make kung fu movies, she must be optimistic about the prospects of kung fu movies! Don't you know that Americans are the most profitable? ”

There is some truth to that.

"So, let's make our own kung fu film with Director Ben, starting with Jinling Evil Youth......"

"Ahh It's time for class in the afternoon! ”

I made a gesture of raising my arm to look at my watch, but in fact, there was no watch under my sleeve at all, and then while Director Cao was stunned, I walked a few steps and escaped from this stuffy and hot room.

"Don't run! I'm not done yet! ”

Director Cao's voice came through the wooden door.

I don't want to cooperate with you.

I accidentally got Emily's information, and I thought I would never have anything to do with her again. Do you want to stay in China for two years, so do you want to get a junior high school education at Qingzi Gakuen? Anyway, Qingzi School Park is very close to our home.,It's closer than twenty-eight middle schools.。

For lunch I ate pies on the way back.

Meat pies.

Probably a bit rotten meat pie.

Then I had diarrhea in the afternoon.

During recess, I came out of the men's toilet with a painful face, and within a few steps, I was holding a bunch of teaching aids.

Shusha saw me put my hand on the zipper of my jacket, gave me a blank look, and asked coldly, "What's wrong with you?" Did you get the skin? ”

You're here to compete with me! Because I used the word masturbation in the morning, you immediately said that I had caught the skin after urinating! There's a younger brother in the family who understands this kind of thing, isn't it? Anyway, the boy's sportswear pants don't have a zipper at all, how can I use the zipper of the jacket to clip the skin underneath!

In addition, it would be good to let the number one loyal dog glasses brother move it! Why do it yourself! If you lower your eyebrows and say something soft to me (such as "People have sore hands and things are about to fall, help me"), maybe this young master will move for you!

On the contrary, he bites the "fairness, justice, independence, and autonomy" and does not let go, you righteous demon simply exhaust yourself!

When I was depressed from diarrhea, Celery was as lively as a butterfly, spinning around beside me.

"What are you stupid about? What's there to be in coke? ”

"Because Ye Lin is going to have lunch with me tomorrow!"

Xiaoqin shrunk her fingers into the sleeves of her wide school uniform, more like a butterfly.

"By the way, the colors of the boys' uniforms are different from those of the girls?"

Xiaoqin asked again.

"What's the difference? Aren't they all white bars on a blue background? ”

"Around the shoulders! Here and here! ”

Xiaoqin pointed to her arm, which is the place where the armband is often worn.

Except for the slight difference in the waist cut, the boys' uniforms and the girls' uniforms do have different colors in that place.

Boys have the same blue stripes as the base color, and girls have a prominent red.

Not for aesthetics, but to make it easier to spot the phenomenon of early love between boys and girls. Wearing school uniforms of different colors, boys and girls will be spotted when they get together.

That's how the director of education found out about the pair of seniors who were hurt by her to cut their wrists.

I didn't bother to explain it to Celery, and Celery seemed to lose interest in the subject quickly.

When she saw me lying limply on the table, she followed my example, and lay symmetrically on her own table, her face turned to me and smiled.

"Ye Lin, compared to yesterday's clothes, I like school uniforms more!"

"Huh?"

"Because I and Ye Lin are both wearing school uniforms, the styles are so close, it seems like a couple outfit~?"

Your couple outfits so ugly? Besides, more than 600 people in the school are wearing this outfit, and these more than 600 people are all couples! The dean is coming over here to arrest someone! What a bumper harvest! You can rush into the pile of people and harvest experience points casually! Kill all these more than 300 couples and you'll be at the full level!

After school, I finally got rid of Xiaoqin's tracking, but when I got home, I found that there was no one in the house.

There was a piece of paper on the dinner table:

I have something to go out, you can solve the dinner yourself, if you don't have enough money, go to the old place to find it.

PS: If you go to the supermarket, buy two onions and come back.

Dad's pen writing is very strong and majestic, which makes me ashamed of myself.

Anyway, Dad, why do you want to inherit my short legs, and not inherit such unnatural calligraphy skills to me?

When I was born, you really pointed out the wrong talent point, right?

Since my father has made a royal decree, I will reluctantly go to the supermarket and bring back two onions at the same time as dinner.

There is a Wal-Mart two blocks away from my house, and compared to this supermarket chain that was born in the United States, the Chinese people in the neighborhood prefer to go to Wumart across the street, I don't know if it is because Wumart often holds lottery givebacks.

I didn't go to Wumart because there were too many uncles and aunts who went at this time, so it was very crowded. I followed the elevator to the basement floor of the relatively relaxed Wal-Mart, and walked to the vicinity of the cooked food area, wanting to see what dry goods were suitable for the temple of the five internal organs.

"Is the pig's head half here?" I often see my meat seller joking with me.

"No, when there are ten people in my family, I'll buy a whole pig's head."

Suddenly, I felt a subtle aura that didn't belong to normal shijie.

A sense of fantasy that is too delicate.

Out of the corner of my eye, I seemed to catch a glimpse of a small figure with the familiar golden ponytail tied back of my head.

Pushing a shopping cart that is larger than itself, it struggles to move around the snack area.