"Panties? Don't ask, it must have been stolen by Obama! ”

Amy explained to Xiong Yaoyue unhurriedly.

"Weishenme, your dog will steal panties!"

"Who knows! I guess when I was in the United States, the stalker who always pestered me and instigated Obama like this, right? ”

"The ability is so great, weishenme is not going to be a beast trainer to be a stalker!"

"Pooh, you robbed the valet of the slot, and he has nothing to do......"

I really didn't mean to stand at the door and eavesdrop, but until Xiong Yaoyue found a replacement for her underwear, I couldn't knock on the door and go in.

"Pooh, I have a lot of unworn panties, you can choose one to wear back."

"Huh? How embarrassing is this......"

It's not the time to be polite! Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you to walk home without underwear!

"How's this one? This stretch is so good that even Pooh should be able to wear it. ”

"Miss Amy, what do you say like my ass is big......"

"It's a lot older than me! Anyway, you should put it on and try it out! ”

"Ah, it's tight! The flesh hurts! ”

"I can't help it, this is my biggest pair of panties, you can bear with it!"

"Oops! Why did I put on the school uniform of Qingzi School Park again? I should wear the same T-shirt and shorts I wear when I go out! That way, even if you don't wear underwear, you won't be discovered! ”

"If you walk around the school park without a school uniform, you may be interrogated, and you will be taken to the security room for interrogation without underwear, isn't it a terrible thing?"

"That's right...... But the panties are still too tight......"

"If you really can't stand it, I'll ask the valet to take off his underwear for you."

What a bad idea I have to wipe Amy! It sounded like the two of them were dressed, and I unceremoniously pushed the door in, and saw Xiong Yaoyue with an uncomfortable expression on her face, standing in the middle of the living room with her legs between her legs, and Amy sitting on the sofa drinking a can of sugar-free iced coffee.

"How did you get in?" Xiong Yaoyue said strangely, "We obviously locked the door from the inside?" ”

Amy raised her eyes from above the coffee can and said flatly:

"It was Obama who opened the door, and after stealing your underwear, he went out to find someone to get something to eat — and it usually opens with a simple lock."

Amy noticed that Xiong Yaoyue and I were both looking at her with strange eyes.

"You weishenme see me like this?"

Also ask weishenme? Your dog is a sperm! is cunning and obscene, comparable to the old scalper who persuaded the cowherd to steal the clothes of the seven fairies!

After the panty incident, Xiong Yaoyue, who was looking forward to dinner, suddenly changed her mind and planned to say goodbye to Amy.

"Miss Amy, tomorrow is Monday, I remember that there is still a lot of homework to be done, can I go back first?"

"That's it," Amy's tone was a little disappointed, even though she pretended to be indifferent on the surface, "I happen to be a little tired anyway...... I'll let Penthos drive you. ”

"No, no, no!" Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly waved her hand and said, "My home is not particularly far, I want to walk back by myself, I eat so much at noon, I should get fat if I don't exercise!" ”

"You're only going to get fat on your breasts and buttocks, anyway......" Amy muttered.

"Miss Amy, I still have a ...... What do you mean by that word...... By the way, there is a reluctant request! ”

"Say it! Pledge allegiance to me greatly in good! ”

, don't learn how to talk to Japanese devils! Is it because the set of "The Legend of the Demon Ding" is not far from the set of the anti-Japanese drama, so you hear a lot of their lines? Make no mistake! You are US imperialism, not Japanese militarism! In China in the early years, if you make a mistake, you will lose your head!

"That...... Can you let Ye Lin give me a ride? ”

"Weishenme wants the valet to send you?"

"There's something I want to discuss with Ye Lin," Xiong Yaoyue smiled at Amy, "But if Miss Amy is reluctant to leave Ye Lin now, then it doesn't matter if I go back alone, it's not an important thing anyway......"

"Cut, this kind of thing is a valet, I can pick up 1,000 of them once I go to the subway station, who would be reluctant to him! Take him away! By the way, let's discuss the formation of a Dota team. ”

"Huh?" Xiong Yaoyue was surprised, "Isn't it the LOL team?" I don't know how to play DOTA! ”

"Whatever," said Amy, you assemble one that can take me with you...... No, it's a team that can win the battle under my leadership, and you've made a great contribution! When the time comes, I'll promote you to my level 7 subordinate and enjoy a higher level of treatment! Curious, I pointed to my nose and asked Amy, "What level of subordinate am I?" ”

Amy twisted her little brain to the side, snorted, and swung her ponytail like a swing.

"The manservant is a -1000-level existence, and you can only increase one level if you are loyal to me for a year."

So does it take 1,000 years to become positive? You and I are the thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise!

So I was full of depression, accompanied by my female boss Xiong Yaoyue, who was 1007 levels higher than me, and walked out of the school gate of Qingzi School Park together.

When I passed by the gate, the security guard looked at us more, but I was already familiar with my face in and out, and Xiong Yaoyue also wore a school uniform, so she didn't show any flaws.

"Ye Lin," Xiong Yaoyue said to me with a worried face as she walked into a relatively secluded alley, "I think I'm starting to get unlucky." ”

"What? How did you get unlucky? ”

"Haven't you heard? Happiness and sorrow often happen! Isn't it that someone in the UK won a huge lottery ticket, and as a result, everyone came to sue him, and Zuihou was in debt of tens of millions? ”

"What does this have to do with you?"

"It doesn't matter! There were so many good things that happened today, and I knew that I would definitely be punished! Sure enough, the underwear was stolen by Clinton! ”

It's not Clinton, it's Obama! While it is true that Clinton may have a penchant for stealing people's underwear (such as for White House interns), don't just change the name of Amy's dog!

"If I had stayed for dinner, I would have suffered a greater misfortune! Maybe you will be hit by a roller when you go out! ”

Won't a regular car satisfy you? Even if you die, do you want to leave a bear skin for everyone to remember?

"Ye Lin, why aren't you scared at all! Haven't you heard that the total amount of happiness in a person's life is fixed? If you use it up in advance, you will only have misfortune for the rest of your life! ”

Who told you such an unscientific thing! You can even believe this fallacy, you are careful to be deceived into a pyramid scheme!

"In short, I have to take measures, and I can't sit still!"

Xiong Yaoyue took out the 900 yuan she had won from the backpack behind her.

"It must have been that the money came too easily, and it reduced my character value! I've got to donate them! ”

I couldn't help but laugh, "Donate to whom?" ”

Xiong Yaoyue frowned and thought:

"The Red Cross will definitely not be able to do it, it is better to give Guo Meimei flowers than my own flowers, that ...... Ye Lin, do you know any reliable charitable foundations? ”

"If it were me, I would donate it to Jet Li's One Foundation," I said, "At least people often publish annual financial statements on the website, and Brother Jie's reputation is also a credibility guarantee, in case something really goes wrong, everyone knows who to scold, unlike the Red Cross, in the end, you can only scold Guo Meimei, and even the person in charge of affairs will not appear." ”

"Huh? Listen to what you mean, you seem to have donated money to the One Foundation? ”

In fact, I didn't donate, but my father donated during the Ya'an earthquake, and at that time, One Foundation also appealed on the website that the disaster area was more lacking in materials, such as jacks, tents, sleeping bags, cotton clothes, and quilts, and I hope everyone will give priority to donating materials.

My online store has a lot of supplies, but none of them can be used in the disaster area! Leopard print game clothes can't be worn as cotton clothes! Massage sticks are not a substitute for jacks! If you donate all kinds of H items to the disaster area, it will be time for the hearts of earthquake orphans to be harmed twice! Brother Jie's nose should be crooked!

"Okay, since you have experience, you can help me donate this money to the One Foundation!" Xiong Yaoyue stuffed 900 yuan into my hand as she spoke.

When saying goodbye to these yuan, Xiong Yaoyue's fingers trembled, revealing a little reluctant.

I saw it and said with a smile: "This is what you earned by riding Amy's horse, and it's hard-earned money, why don't you leave 100?" ”

"Is that okay?" Xiong Yaoyue seemed to be looking forward to permission from someone.

"Why not! When you were a child, did you watch Xing Ye's "Gambling Saint"? Gamblers and gambling saints must use 95% of the money they win every time they gamble to charity, otherwise their master gambling god will not agree! If you donate most of it, you won't lose your character! ”

"It seems to make sense, but what is 95% of 900......" Xiong Yaoyue snapped her fingers.

"Don't forget it! If you donate 800 yuan, that's a lot! When I got home, I used online banking ......"

It suddenly occurred to me that when Brother Jie was promoting the One Foundation, he seemed to have said that it was not easy to get donations, and it was even more difficult to spend the donations (giving them to Guo Meimei is another matter), and it seems that the reasonable and correct use of donations also requires a certain cost.

In this case, why bother to let One Foundation go to great lengths for our donation? Isn't there a place right in front of you to accept donations? If you want to ask where it is, isn't it the special education school in Yining District, Dongshan City, where Peng Tousi once drove me to!

This charity school dedicated to the education of disabled children was built with the help of Ai Shuqiao's current husband John, but Ai Shuqiao has been deliberately trying to cut these donations, so the school has encountered considerable financial difficulties recently, and some teachers even took the initiative to postpone receiving their salaries!

Why don't I contact Peng Tousi and directly transfer the money to the account of the special education school, although it is a drop in the bucket, but it finally adds up to a lot, and in the future, Xiong Yaoyue will donate money in order to save character, and it will also be donated to the special education school, I can even take Xiong Yaoyue to the special education school, let her see the objects she donates!

However, I won't play Go with Xiaoyu with cerebral palsy anymore, I really can't play him, and I don't want to be ashamed anymore.

I told Xiong Yaoyue about a special education school in Yining District, Dongshan City, and said that I planned to donate the money there directly, and asked her if she agreed.

Hearing that the children in that school suffer from all kinds of disabilities, although the teachers are very loving, but they are currently facing financial difficulties, and some students may have to leave because of this, Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help but be deeply touched, and she was about to burst into tears.

She put the 100 yuan I had returned to her back into my hand and said:

"Give it all to them! I'm already very happy with all my limbs! ”

"Huh? If you want to save character, you only need to donate 95%......"

"Next time 95%! They are so difficult...... I can even eat a luxurious meal...... Woowoo woo ......"

Don't wipe your tears with your sleeve! People passing by will think that I have bullied you!

Speaking of which, because Xiong Yaoyue wore Amy's tight underwear, she had to hold her legs when she walked, but she looked much more ladylike than usual.

"Pooh, if you usually walk in small steps like this, you will be more popular among boys!" I don't know what I'm going to say to her.

"Nonsense!" Xiong Yaoyue made a very dick expression to me, "Because if you walk too fast, your underwear will explode!" ”

"Explosion!?"

"Even if it doesn't explode, it will crack! Do you know that you don't want to slow down and see my jokes! ”

She suddenly reached over and put her arm around me.

"Y-What are you doing!?" I was shocked.

"What else could it be?" Xiong Yaoyue leaned half of her weight on me and rolled her eyes at me, "Let you walk slowly, and at the same time borrow some strength from you, so as not to tear your underwear!" ”

"I'm so worried about torn panties, Weishenme won't let Peng Thos drive you home!"

"That would ruin your character! Don't you see that I didn't even dare to stay for dinner! ”

Xiong Yaoyue's plump breasts inadvertently rubbed against my elbows, making me feel weird.

"You—don't do that...... I can't walk properly! I'll take you home in a taxi! ”

"I want to take a taxi with all my limbs! Are you worthy of those kids in special education schools! ”

Huh? Teach me a lesson in turn! I'm worried about your panties exploding...... No, it's cracked!

"Anyway, you're gay, and if I put my arm around you, I won't suffer, will I?"

"I've told you a hundred times that I'm not gay!"

"Okay, okay, I'll keep it a secret for you in front of people......"

Because we're both wearing the school uniforms of Qingzi School Park.,And the gesture is intimate.,It's natural to be regarded as a couple by other passers-by.。

"Hey, it's fun......"

"Where's the fun?"

"People passing by think of you as my boyfriend, so they don't know that you are ......"

I glared at her fiercely, and she swallowed back the rest of the words.

But I felt that I was still unsatisfied, so I turned back to an elementary school girl who was carrying a red schoolbag and probably returned from make-up classes:

"Little sister! Don't look for a bad temper when looking for a boyfriend in the future! ”

She said as she pointed to the band-aid on her face.

"See? This is beaten by domestic violence! And my legs are crippled! ”

The elementary school girl looked at us and fled with a pale face.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" I wanted to give Xiong Yaoyue a chestnut chisel, but she reached out and caught it.

She relentlessly shouted, "Beat me on the street!" Come on! Why is my life so miserable! ”

"Don't say it, I beg you to stop it!" Before the crowd gathered, I surrendered to Xiong Yaoyue.

"Oops!" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly screamed, her face turning crimson.

"What's wrong?"

"Panties ...... Panties are torn! ”