[383] Shame on you
You can't be wrong! This kind of extreme desire in his eyes, this kind of tiger smile on his face, is definitely Xiaoqin!
Luckily, we were still far away, and there was a road in between, when a car happened to drive in front of me, blocking Qin's view.
Nima scared me to death! Although I shouldn't have done anything sorry for Xiaoqin today, seeing her suddenly, especially her sharp gaze, still makes my heart beat wildly!
Is it because of the little overlord? Is it because Xiaoqin inadvertently revealed that it belongs to the fierce murderous aura of the little overlord! Am my heart beating wildly because I feel a strong threat?
Taking advantage of the cover of the car, I hurriedly hid behind the corner of the wall of the VIP building, and I didn't even dare to breathe.
Xiaoqin stopped and looked over this side several times, until the middle-aged man greeted her, and she reluctantly followed away.
I had just put my heart back in my stomach when I suddenly felt a change in my crotch again! Something is shaking wildly! It's more tormenting than the crazy rats in an amusement park! My eggs are going to get motion sickness and vomit!
After thinking about it for a while, I realized that it was a mobile phone in my trouser pocket! This Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone vibrates very much, and every time a sudden call comes in, it scares me!
When I took it out, it turned out to be a call from Xiaoqin!
When I saw a person in the distance, I immediately called to confirm and see if I could hear the other person's phone ringing.
What a cunning little celery! Luckily, I usually turn to pure vibration! If I am caught by you, won't I have the secret of the golden house......
Huh? That's not right! I don't have a gold house to hide Jiao! There is a gold house, at least the faucet is golden, but it is my sister who lives in it! Didn't you know! Even if Xiong Yaoyue is naked now, playing in the bathtub with Amy, but Xiong Yaoyue is not my harem! At least for now, there's no indication that she's going to be my harem! I think there's a good chance she'll be my sister's harem!
Although Xiaoqin has gone a little farther, her five senses are sensitive to an inhuman level, and if I pick up the phone now, it is difficult to guarantee that she will not find a trace.
So I pressed the "Refuse to Answer" button, and Xiaoqin was probably afraid that I would be angry, so she didn't dare to dial it a second time.
I held my phone and leaned my back against the faΓ§ade of the VIP building, breathing a sigh of relief.
It's so dangerous!
However, this act of hiding reminds me of the thrilling game between me and Xiaobawang.
The name is "If I catch you, you will be beaten, hide and seek"! The little overlord ordered his minions to block my door, let me spend another ten minutes hiding in the small alley, and then look for me while smiling! If you get caught, you'll be beaten into a panda!
I have been worried about you who have been hiding for many years, why do you appear as a lady in the palace again, picketing whether I have flowers and grass! Who gave you this power!
Suddenly, I had an idea, and Jihua, the "big radish with a flower heart" formulated in order to anger Xiaoqin, is about to make a major breakthrough! Because of Su Qiao's unexpected factor! When I asked Su Qiao to cook dinner for me, I could deliberately let Xiaoqin see it, and then say that Su Qiao was ...... It's my maid! I've done this and that to her! Be sure to say "I hate you!" Then I ran away in tears!
Ahh Worthy of my father's son!
After putting my mind at ease, I thought of another interesting topic: that is, I and several girls around me can substitute animal shijie and summarize everyone's characteristics with animals that feel similar.
Of course I'm a lone wolf! And it's the Arctic Wolf King!
Amy is a little wildcat, Xiong Yaoyue is a jaguar, there's not much to say.
Miyaya is a rabbit...... It's the kind of person who is going to cook it in a pot next to you, and it doesn't dare to run away.
Of course, we can't forget about celery.
Xiaoqin is a saber-toothed tiger! The same kind is extinct, it is not extinct, obviously it is a saber-toothed tiger and pretends to be a cat on weekdays to sell cute, if it is really powerful, the animals in front will eat it all!
Zuihou is the shift leader...... What kind of animal is a squad leader? Lion? Panther? Eagle?
All of the above answers are wrong! The squad leader is not an animal, he is a hunter! Hunters with double-barreled shotguns! Except for the little wild cat and the little white rabbit, because they are harmless to humans and animals, they will be taken home as pets, and other beasts will be shot to death from afar as they show signs of wanting to hurt people! Even I, who is the Arctic Wolf King, have a chance of winning only by hiding my tracks and ambushing!
"Good! Shusha the Hunter is already within striking distance, watch me rush out and pounce on her! β
"Ahhahahha! Cry! Moan! No one will come to your rescue! β
"Why don't you tear your flesh and your clothes?" Saber-toothed tiger Xiaoqin objected.
Pooh the jaguar surrounded him and said with a puzzled expression, "Don't we know how to speak?" β
I was in YY "Harem King Ye Lin's Animal Shijie Version", and my phone rang again.
Is it still Xiaoqin? I looked at the phone screen suspiciously, but it was Xing Xing calling.
After the phone was connected, Xingxing's voice was full of tears.
"Brother Ye! We've been beaten! β
Huh? When did my Yellow Wind Monster phone become high-fidelity stereo? How do you feel that Xingxing's voice is not only coming from the headphones, but also from another direction?
Look around, I don't need to make a phone call! The five tigers of the criminal department are sitting on the garden bench not far away! All of them had blue noses and swollen faces, and they were embarrassed, worse than the British troops who retreated from Dunkirk!
Xingxing, who was on the phone, also saw me and limped to me, but I motioned for him to stay where he was and walked to the garden bench.
At the same time, I didn't forget to glance in the direction where Xiaoqin disappeared, Xing Xing followed my gaze and said strangely:
"Brother Ye, what are you staring at our principal?"
Huh? From this distance, I can only see the middle-aged man walking side by side with Xiaoqin, is he the principal? Is it the principal of Qingzi School Park? Could it be that Xiaoqin is discussing with the principal about the transfer! Finally can't stand my various ignorance + neglect.,Do you want to transfer to Qingzi School Park? What a good thing! Anyway, you're going to be labeled as a sister.,Just study in Qingzi School Park with Amy! In the future, I will have two younger sisters in Qingzi School Park!
However,I heard that the principal of Qingzi School Park in Dongshan City,It's the chairman of Qingzi Education Group! This is a large chain of educational institutions with branches in 36 cities across the country! In this way, that middle-aged man's popularity is very introverted! I didn't see that he was a person with such a big industry!
Speaking of such a giant in the education industry, why should he personally receive Xiaoqin! Does Aunt Ren's former shijie champion have a big face?
"Brother Ye, Brother Ye?"
After listening to Xingxing's call, I suddenly returned to reality, looking at the four people crying on the bench and calling my mother, I couldn't cry or laugh.
"Someone hit you? Because of the weishenme thing? β
"Those people are so unreasonable!" Xingxing cried, "We were just wandering around the commercial street, and we accidentally touched each other, and we were beaten like this!" β
"Didn't you really talk cheaply first?"
"Not really! Brother Ye! The other four tigers said in unison.
"Let's listen to Brother Ye's words and don't cause trouble casually, this time we are quite restrained! But the other party is too faceless! The more I scolded, the more ugly it became, and then I started it directly! β
"The other party is a high school student?"
"No," Xing Xing looked away with confidence, "I should also be a junior high school student...... No, it's definitely a junior high school student! β
"How many people are on the other side?"
"Three...... Thirty of them! Xing Erhu replied.
I snorted, "Don't lie to me, it's just three, right?" Three people beat you like this? β
The five tigers of the criminal department lowered their heads in shame.
In fact, this is completely in my expectation, not to mention the gangsters in society, even if it is a loudspeaker + PHS + Xiong Yaoyue, you can also flatten the five tigers of the criminal department without pressure, and PHS only needs to watch without hands.
"You're so choked - didn't you mention my name to them?"
Not bragging, I'm notorious, in the age group under 16, there is still quite a deterrent.
"Got it!" As soon as Xing Xing talked about this, his teeth itched with hatred, "Brother Ye, you don't know, we obviously mentioned your name Brother Ye, but they still beat you up!" β
The four tigers also said nonsense:
Not only did they beat us to the ground and couldn't get up, but they also said while beating: They hate the surname Ye the most! It's okay that we didn't mention it, but it was Brother Ye Lin, your little brother, but he was beaten even harder! β
What? weishenme can't get along with our Ye family! If you hate the surname Ye, don't you even hate my dad? What if my dad gets drunk and is met by them and beats him up in a daze!
No, it's still a trivial matter for the five tigers of the Criminal Department to be beaten, although they are crying wolves and howling, and it is scary to see that they have a lot of adhesive tape on their faces, but they have not hurt their muscles and bones, otherwise they would have been unable to get up for a long time. First of all, I have to find out where these gangsters are, otherwise the enemy will be dark and I will be extremely detrimental to future battles!
So I asked the five tigers of the criminal department to describe the process of fighting (in fact, the process of their beating) carefully, and wanted to understand the strength of the other party from the side.
"I'll say it first!" Xing Xing raised his hand enthusiastically and said, "They are really not things, they kicked the second child into the ditch with a kick......"
"Nonsense!" Xing Erhu retorted, "Isn't it you who was kicked into the ditch!" β
Xingxing coughed embarrassedly, "Anyway, someone was kicked into the ditch, and then the other party took out the blade again......"
"It's a knife, right?" I reminded him, "Just go with the knife? These people are outlaws! β
"No, it's a razor," Xingxing said, "it's a razor blade, it's quite scary to pinch in our hands, and we don't dare to get closer......"
Huh? This guy is so different! After so many years of fighting, I've only ever been a thug who uses a razor blade! It doesn't matter if the razor blade is smooth or not, where are you usually hidden? What should I do if I cut myself!
The man next to him was not ambiguous, and picked up half a brick from the ground......
What a stupid thing! There are three of you in the other room, and there are artifacts such as bricks and bricks, why didn't you grab them in your hands earlier! You can't grab the hot ones even if you eat!
"We didn't dare to approach the one with the blade, nor did we dare to approach the one with the bricks, so we chose a man with his bare hands, like a leader, who thought of ......"
"He's the tallest and he's wearing a mask!" Someone added.
"In short, this man wearing a mask turned out to be more murderous than those two with weapons! One punch at a time, and the brothers fell one after another like tumblers! β
Xingxing just likes to use metaphors indiscriminately, but forget it, the point is to understand the real combat power of the other party.
"Just with your fists?" I asked, "He's not used to using his legs?" β
"Also...... Use it too! Xingxing hurriedly said, "When you want to kick us, just pull your skirt ......"
Wait...... And so on and so forth! What did you say? Skirt!? Is it a woman in the lead? Is that the tallest woman wearing a mask?
Xingxing seemed to be surprised and nodded:
"Brother Ye, didn't I say it? Not only the leader, but the other party is all women! It's a bunch of vicious thugs! β
"You ......"
I'm vomiting blood! You reported that you were my little brother, but five people were by three girls! The other party won't really be a combination of "big horn + PHS + Xiong Yaoyue"!
"That, Brother Ye, listening to their conversation, I think they should be studying in a girls' school......"
"That's right, there is only one girls' school in Dongshan City, I went to check on the Internet, and found that when they beat us, they were obviously wearing the uniform of that girls' school!"
"It seems to be called 'Chizuru Girls' Education School, and it is located at the junction of Higashi-jo and Nishi-jo......"
Needless to say! This must be the girls' school He Ling attended! It is not uncommon for girls' schools to produce some girls' school overlords, there are many names for them on the road, the mainland is called a female gangster, Japan is called a bad girl, and Taiwan is called a little sister, because the title of "little sister" is more cute, so it has gradually been recognized by the mainland, it can be seen that Taiwan's return to the mainland is the trend of the times, and no hostile shili can stop it! (How patriotic I am) But the other party has no reason to be dissatisfied with the person surnamed Ye! For those who study in a girls' school and are dissatisfied with me, I can only think of He Ling! Could it be that she pretends to be a lady Tingting in front of people, but in fact she is a little sister who is rampant in the market! Could it be that among the three little sisters of the five tigers of the Violent Punishment Department, there is only one of them!
Because He Ling had faint freckles on his face, I asked the five tigers of the criminal department if there was anyone with freckles on his face.
"Yes! Yes! Xing Erhu said, "The one with the bricks, fat and freckles, with one big eye and one small eye, scared to death!" β
No, this is not He Ling, and He Ling's freckles may not be obvious in the sun, and it is probably unreliable to guess that He Ling is not among them through the description of the five tigers of the Criminal Department.
I saw that the injuries of the five tigers of the criminal department were not very serious, and there were two girls in room 101 who were waiting for me (no other meaning), so I asked the five tigers of the criminal department to go back to the dormitory to recuperate, and by the way, I checked the information of those little sisters, although I generally don't beat women, but if they come to the door, I can't be soft, I have to teach them a lesson, let them know that our surname Ye is not vegetarian.
Walking back to the door of Amy's room, just as he was about to knock on the door, he heard Xiong Yaoyue exclaim inside:
"Why are my panties missing!!"