"Really?"

Even through the door, I can imagine the sparkle in Celery's eyes.

"Not only did you not drive me away, but also allowed me to change my clothes for Ye Lin!?"

Who allowed you to change my clothes? Do you think I am your doll?

Qin giggled and ran into my bedroom, it took longer than expected to bring out a few pieces of clothing, and she knocked directly on the bathroom door.

"Ye Lin, I'm going in! I'm asking for your permission! If you don't speak, you agree! ”

The voice of these questions was unusually small, almost inaudible in the middle of the hula water.

As she spoke, she was about to open the bathroom door from the outside, which had failed to lock.

I quickly grabbed the doorknob from the inside.

Xiaoqin tugged the door a few times and couldn't open it, and muttered in confusion: "Ye Lin's door lock is even more broken......

What nonsense! Isn't the normal door lock supposed to be locked and can't be opened from the outside? To be honest, the lock of my house should indeed be repaired, otherwise I don't know how many people (including me) will walk away in front of others in the future!

"You don't have to hand in your clothes!" I said, "Put your clothes in the drying basket on the washing machine!" Don't stay in the living room, I'm going to come out and get dressed! ”

"Okay~!" Xiaoqin agreed seriously, "Then I'll wait for you on classmate Ye Lin's bed!" ”

Who told you to go to bed and wait for me! Isn't there a big house...... No, it's all sex toys, even if Xiaoqin already knows what my family does, it's super embarrassing for her to see the real thing. Dad's study? No, just the giant 'ru sister mouse pad is enough for Xiaoqin to study for a long time - think about it, can only my bedroom stay in the living room?

"You...... You can go to my bedroom, but don't mess with me! Aren't there boxing sandbags in my bedroom? If you're bored, just play around! ”

"What Ye Lin said is so strange!" Xiaoqin smiled, "How can a girl be interested in boxing punching bags?" Anyway, I'm going to wait for you in bed, hurry up~?"

The characters are confused, right? Isn't it normal for women to take a shower in the bathroom and men to wait in bed? weishenme has the illusion that I am going to be taken advantage of by others?

Because JJ got slimy from ketchup, I spent extra time cleaning this guy today.

Maybe it's more serious than usual...... But it's just because it's stained with ketchup, and it has nothing to do with Xiaoqin and others outside!

Suddenly I thought that Xiaoqin just said: You want to dip me in tomato sauce and eat it......

No way! Don't be cranky! Your task is just to clean yourself, if a part of the area swells uncontrollably, it is only because of the hot water, thermal expansion and contraction, purely physical phenomenon!

When I came out of the bathroom with a scarf around my waist, Qin obediently didn't ambush me in the living room.

I glanced at the laundry basket on the washing machine, which contained my underwear and outerwear, neatly stacked on top of each other in order.

Although it was understandable for Xiaoqin to praise her so carefully, she poked her head out of the bedroom door frame and peeked at me secretly, which immediately deducted 50 points.

"Ye Lin is so strong!" Xiaoqin's face flushed.

It's not like I've been training day and night to defeat you! If I hadn't been bullied by you, I might be as thin as the head teacher now, or as fat as Grandpa Cao!

I picked up my boxer briefs and was about to put them on, but suddenly I realized that as long as I raised my legs, I would expose important places in front of Xiaoqin.

"You let me into the house, close the door, and don't peek at me!"

I shouted to Celery.

"Don't be so stingy~~~ Anyway, I've seen all the places I want to see, and I won't get pregnant if I watch it for a while!"

Xiaoqin made trouble in a coquettish tone.

Huh? Hearing this, Xiaoqin doesn't seem to be interested in the contents of my towel apron at all, huh? This...... weishenme: I'm a little disappointed, huh?

"Hey, you don't seem to be expecting my full 'nakedness, huh?"

Celery is still grinning.

"In fact, as long as I use my imagination, Ye Lin will be completely 'naked' anytime and anywhere in my eyes!"

Nima, what kind of imagination is this! Is there no problem with the imagination of the flower girl in this aspect? And isn't this kind of behavior what Father-in-law Cao called "seeing adultery"! It turns out that you are looking at me in class every day!

"And oh, Ye Lin is useless even if he blocks it with a towel, I've seen the contents a long time ago!"

I was shocked.

What? When have you ever seen it! Could it be that you not only have bugs in your rice cooker, but also cameras? Didn't you even take a shot of my dad taking a shower and changing clothes?

Xiaoqin waved a hand down to say "It doesn't matter", and said with a smile:

"It's not a big deal~~~ When you were a kid and you were playing with other boys with pee and mud, I had already seen your little mushrooms, and I had seen it more than once!"

Ah, come to think of it, the only stunt I could do at that time was to pee farther than others, and I have always wondered that Xiaobawang Weishenme does not participate in the boys' water release competition!

Xiaoqin held her blushing face with one hand, "Now that I think about it, it's really a beautiful memory~~~~"

Beautiful your sister! Once, after participating in the water release competition, I accidentally bumped into you without washing my hands, and you stepped on the sand pit and buried my head! Are you going to make me cosplay the ostrich? I really thought I was going to die that time!

And the title of little mushroom makes me very unhappy! You don't even have a little mushroom, and you have to stuff a pair of socks in your panties to pretend to be!

"Hmph, Shibei should be impressed for three days, do you think that my little mushroom, like your chest, has not changed much after all these years? Don't look like you know everything about me! ”

Listening to me sarcastically ruff up her boobs, Celery puffed out her cheeks and gambled.

"Ye Lin is too anxious, the crops planted can't be ripe tomorrow! Didn't you say that you would grow up after a while? At least it's not the flat-chested way it used to be! ”

I still only have a towel around my body, and Xiaoqin doesn't retract her head, I don't want to wear clothes.

"Hmph, anyway, there is no amazing change in your breasts, at most it has changed from a pancake to a gong cake, so you are not qualified to laugh at me for being a little mushroom!"

Xiao Qin's face showed a hurt expression, "It's difficult, isn't the little mushroom bad!" It is precisely because Ye Lin is a little mushroom that he can make a pair with the gong cake! I think Ye Lin's harmless little mushroom is the cutest! ”

Hey, hey, don't be "small", "small", "small"! Who is harmless to humans and animals! Believe it or not, I tear off my scarf and scare you!

"In short, I won't dislike Ye Lin because of this......" Xiaoqin smiled at me understandingly, "As long as Ye Lin doesn't dislike me......"

Who sympathizes with you! You don't dislike me, I dislike you! Your boobs are so small and you will be blackened and furious, who wants you to be your girlfriend! I'm looking for a chance to dump you!

It is said that the anger rushes to the crown, and this time my angry blood seems to have gone somewhere else! It's a bit of a bad thing!

Xiao Qin's eyes widened in surprise.

"Ye Lin, is it a little strange under your scarf? Bulging up, huh? Is there something hidden? Did you hide the shampoo bottle underneath? ”

It was only a moment of surprise, and his gaze turned to deep sympathy.

"It's—it's the same as I thought I was going to stuff socks in my underwear to save face, right? Ye Lin doesn't have to do this in front of me, no matter whether Ye Lin is tall or short, fat or thin, I will accept everything Ye Lin's ......"

The tone changed, and it turned into an eager expression again, "Haha, although Sister Yingran said that a man's size is very important, I will never care about Ye Lin's size!" It's okay to be small! I'm going to water this little guy with a lot of love! ”

Nima looks down on people so much! weishenme's tone of the strong to the weak! In the past three years, I have not only grown in height! You forced me, I don't care what happens next! Let's have a fateful reunion with the little mushroom in your memory!

My brain was hot, and I pulled the scarf around my waist violently, presenting myself in front of Xiaoqin without reservation.