I asked you to pick a way to dispose of yourself, but you can't do without "stripping" and "bed"? Have you made up your mind today to pay for your sin?

For some reason, there was a hot commotion in my lower abdomen, and I couldn't get up from my chair for the time being, and the casual shorts were very thin and would be exposed.

So he accompanied Xiaoqin to eat with French fries dipped in tomato sauce at the dinner table, and Xiaoqin looked forward to the moment of execution with excitement on her face.

Speaking of which, my father went to write the textbook, Aunt Ren has to work overtime, and today I am in the same room with Xiaoqin alone, which is really dangerous!

And what exactly is going on in my head? Ever since I felt that my life was threatened, I had been ** high, even if the person in front of me was the little bully who trampled me under my feet countless times back then, I could still scare at her blood! My brain is automatically recalling where the condoms are placed in the online store! A voice in my head is saying: What does it matter if it's the little bully who once bullied you? As long as you crush her under you countless times, won't it count as revenge?

No, no! I've been teased by words for so long, and if it goes on like this, Xiaoqin won't have to do anything, and I might push her down! I'm going to fall into the trap of the beautiful snake!

Bastard, you're still eating chips as if nothing happened? You're going to lose yourself to me, do you know? I might press you to the bed like a beast in heat and ravage you!

I suddenly remembered the time when Aunt Ren suspected me of pushing down her daughter and searched the house for blood-stained sheets.

Oh no! Aunt Ren obviously warned me in person that before I went to high school, my intimate behavior with Xiaoqin stopped at most kissing (that is to say, we have already tongue-kissed and we have already reached the upper limit of Aunt Ren's regulations), if I break through the lower limit of my own discipline and the upper limit of Aunt Ren's regulations, Aunt Ren will definitely come to the door to ask for guilt, right? Didn't you say that if I got Celery pregnant, I would pop my dad's two eggs? It's entirely possible for Aunt Ren, who is unusually impulsive in terms of feelings, to do it!

After thinking about it, in order not to cheat my father to the extent that chickens and eggs are beaten, I made a difficult decision: I drove Xiaoqin away after eating the fries! I can't help but let her stay any longer!

With such determination, I somehow stripped naked and stood under the shower in the bathroom, showering with Xiaoqin only through the same door.

In retrospect, the root cause of this result should be that Xiao Qin added tomato sauce to the plate.

As if guessing that I was going to drive her away, Xiaoqin tore open three packets of tomato sauce in a row (the newly opened fast food restaurant is generous), and made a gesture to add it to the plate, but one did not sit firmly, and the chair fell backwards, and it seemed that there was going to be a chair, plus ketchup, and a hodgepodge came on the floor.

The most important training for people who practice martial arts is to stand on the pile and walk on the horse, how can you, who have been influenced by Aunt Ren since childhood, be unstable? The four-legged chair and two legs make you a total of six legs, and the six legs may lose your balance, so you can simply reincarnate as a caterpillar! At least the caterpillars have more legs!

What Xiaoqin was thinking in her heart, I could guess with my knees.

It's nothing more than trying to stain my clothes with ketchup (for a white shirt in a school uniform, ketchup turns into a snow plum immediately when you dot it), so that you can justifiably stay at my house and stay at my house until the clothes are washed and dried before leaving, right?

If the ketchup spills on your hair, you can ask to wash your hair or even take a shower at my house, which will make the atmosphere even more ambiguous!

How can you succeed? Sitting across the table, I immediately took Xiaoqin's wrist with one hand to prevent her from continuing to plant back, and with the other hand, I quickly flew the ketchup that Xiaoqin was about to squeeze on herself, causing the three packets of red substance to fly high and spin non-stop.

I was getting smug when ketchup fell out of the air again, and a pack was smashing on my head, a pack on my T-shirt, and a bag on my casual shorts.

Lianzhong Sanyuan, bright red sauce, I look like a devil who was shot three times in an anti-Japanese movie.

A handful of crane top red appeared in the hair, not to mention the slimy, the peony flowers in the heart of the chest are in full bloom, and the marksmanship of the Eighth Route Army is quite accurate! The unluckiest thing was my big shorts - they happened to be painted on my crotch! The penetrating sauce has penetrated through the lines of shorts and panties, and it may have dyed my JJ red!

"Oops! Why is Ye Lin so careless! Xiaoqin made a completely innocent appearance, and then said with a smile:

"Let me, as my girlfriend, clean it up for you!"

I pulled out a handkerchief (with a Hello Kitty motif on it) from the pocket of my skirt and went straight at the stain on my shorts.

Bastard, you don't see the obvious red on the top of my head and chest! You're just going to provoke my powder keg -- you're uncomfortable if I don't do it today!

Holding back the string of reason in my brain from being broken, I didn't let Xiaoqin touch my ****, got up and walked to the bathroom.

"I'm going to wash all the ketchup, you go home first!"

I ordered Celery through the bathroom door.

"How, how! Ye Lin, you are too expensive! ”

"Huh? Lang fee? How did I Lang pay off? ”

"The tomato sauce that got on Ye Lin's body can obviously be used continuously! I'm really looking forward to eating fries with the tomato sauce on Ye Lin's body! ”

What the? The perverted nation of small Japan has a female body, are you unwilling to be a queen, do you want to use me as a "male body"?

"And、And the whole Shijie water resources are so scarce, Ye Lin said that it is too selfish to take a bath!"

Huh? Could it be that I am going to fall asleep with all this ketchup? When did you become a thrifty person like the class leader? And the squad leader loves to be clean so much, if there is something sticky in his hair, he will definitely take a shower immediately, so he will not hesitate because he is worried about shijie water resources!

"But...... Ye Lin, in order to save water and support the poor residents in the Sahara Desert, I should take a bath with my girlfriend~~~~"

Huh? It's so high-sounding, but is the purpose still the same? You have to have a limit to how you post it upside down! I'll have to turn up the cold water switch to get my composure!

Suddenly, it occurred to me that the lock on my bathroom door was broken, and if Qin stripped naked and broke in by herself, I would have no way out but to engage in hand-to-hand combat with her.

The final battle with Xiaobawang, which has been rehearsed countless times in my mind, is by no means an inappropriate situation for children.

No matter what, it has to be lightning and thunder, the wind and the grass, you punch me and kick me, three hundred rounds of fighting, zuihou both panted and fell in the mud, admitting that the other party is a fateful opponent with the same strength as himself!

What the? Do you think the two of us can still fight for 300 rounds now, and we can still pant and fall on the wet sheets, and we can still look at each other and admit to each other?

But who can lie down first in hand-to-hand combat with Xiaobawang, and what is it compared to hand-to-hand combat with Xiaoqin? Compare...... Do you orgasm before anyone?

"Xiaoqin, you are not allowed to come in!" I snapped a warning, "If you break in, I'm going to fire you from your girlfriend's position!" I do what I say! ”

"Okay...... Xiao Qin agreed disappointedly, "I'll eat these leftover fries slowly, and listening to the sound of Ye Lin's bathing water will have a different flavor!" ”

"Who told you to eat to the sound of me taking a shower! Hurry up and leave after you finish eating! I'm in a bad mood and don't have the heart to do my homework! ”

Xiaoqin let out a big "huh-" sound.

"But, but Ye Lin promised to do homework with me! Didn't Ye Lin do what he said? ”

"Humph!" I rubbed the foam on my head as I yelled through the door, "You promised to bring me Optimus Prime!" ”

"But...... Ye Lin is a manly man, and I'm a weak girl! How can it be the same? And the firepower of the underworld is too strong! Suddenly, suddenly, so scary, rocket artillery and submachine guns are so scary! I can't help it! ”

Is it a lie of the underworld again? You don't get tired of it! I was so focused on wiping my back that I didn't pay any more attention to her.

Xiaoqin played coquettishly to me through the door:

"No, no, no~~~~ I'm not leaving! Ye Lin promised to do homework with me! Obviously promised to do it with me! It's about doing it with me, it's about doing it with me! I'm going to do it alone with Ye Lin! The last time I was with the three of the squad leaders, it doesn't count! ”

Do you add the word "homework" to it? In the bathroom mirror, my mouth is crooked!

"Don't make a noise!" I said angrily, "I won't do my homework with you anymore!" The squad leader and Gong Caicai are better than you in their studies, and I'll go to them to do it when the time comes! ”

I suddenly remembered that I was in a hurry to enter the bathroom, and I didn't take a change of clothes, so it was not safe to go out directly wrapped in a towel as an apron.

So I specifically authorized Xiaoqin to go to the closet and get two of my clothes.