When I see Shu Zhe now, I think of the squad leader's underwear, and when I think of underwear, I can't help but mention the underwear thief.

It's already Friday, and listening to the girls' gossip, underwear thieves have been more rampant recently.

In the past, he committed crimes at night, and the girls woke up to find that their underwear hanging on the balcony was missing. Now it's a good thing, even in broad daylight, I dare to commit a crime against the wind, climb into the room through the balcony window, not only steal the underwear from the drying rack, but also steal the underwear that has just been taken off from the changing basket if I catch up with the schoolgirls taking a shower.

Sure enough, the only target is underwear! If it were someone else, it would probably hit the crooked brain of the schoolgirl who was taking a bath! If it were me, I should at least wait until the schoolgirls finish freshening up, and it's never too late to take a peek at the spring light after the bath!

Being an underwear thief is so dedicated, which makes me admire him spontaneously - in this impetuous era, he can stick to his beliefs unwaveringly, what a man!

But the appearance of the underwear thief had a subtle impact on my position in the class food chain, which I did not expect.

Ever since someone witnessed the back of the underwear thief climbing the building, the rumors about him have become more and more widespread.

It is said that the underwear thief is a very young man with a very good physique, who can climb walls empty-handed, and his movements are as agile as Spider-Man. Because he was either wearing a military camouflage uniform or a waterproof and breathable jacket in the wilderness survival show, the boys nicknamed him "Stormtroopers", and also designed a set of self-encouragement lines for him before committing the crime: "Comrades, for fresh bras and panties, rush!"

One of the most sensational rumors is that the real body of the underwear thief is none other than my old man.

The only proof of this is that I fit the approximate height of the underwear thief, and that I am about the same level of strength.

So all the girls in the school looked at me differently than before.

In the past, I was just afraid, afraid of being bullied by me, and when I saw me, I stayed away, but now there is a lot more contempt in my eyes.

You despise! In the past, only the squad leader dared to despise me, when will I give you this kind of power!

And why is it that only this evidence that I thought I did it? I do have a camouflage uniform at home, but I bought it when I was in elementary school and I can't wear it anymore! There is no jacket or anything!

Take 10,000 steps back, if Lao Tzu and I really degenerate into underwear thieves, do you think I will let you take a bath? I'm a person who either doesn't do things, or I will do it to the end, and I will definitely put you first-last-rhythm!

Take the two girls who were playing badminton as an example, they were very happy at the beginning, why did you look at me in shock and fear as soon as I came out of the teaching building, and no one picked up the shuttlecocks when they fell to the ground, and they were blown away by the wind!

Instead of chasing badminton, he looked like he was wary of me, as if he would scream and run for my life whenever I moved.

When you run for your life, you must still hold on to your underwear so that you don't have to be stolen by me with my superpowers, right?

Is there a mistake? If I had superpowers, would I still go to school here? I have already joined an ability organization such as the Chinese Dragon Group, and I have fought Wolverine in the United States for 300 rounds!

If you dare to look at me with such contempt + disdainful eyes, be careful that I drag you into the toilet and rape you!

At this time, another girl walked from behind me, and I was angry and decided to take the lead and glared at her directly with the eyes of "I will rape you if I look at it again".

As a result, the person who came over was the squad leader, and my vicious eyes had no effect on her at all.

"Don't stare, I know the underwear thief isn't you, I'm going to tell you something."

I was very touched that in this embattled environment, only the squad leader was willing to believe in my character.

Noticing the change in the expression on my face, the squad leader added with a light smile: "Although your character makes people can't help but doubt it, but when the underwear thief was seen a few times, you happened to be sleeping in the classroom, and you had an alibi."

Is it only because I have to tell the evidence that I believe in my innocence? What a basin of cold water poured on the head!

"Hmph, you don't have to believe me, I'm an underwear thief anyway, and I stole the underwear you lost!"

I said angrily.

A very surprised expression passed over the squad leader's face, probably because he was strange that I would know about her loss of underwear, but she told the loudspeaker about it, and it was reasonable for the loudspeaker to say that she had leaked her mouth.

So instead of digging deeper, the squad leader asked me if I had time on Saturday.

I was shocked: Is it possible that the squad leader wants to date me? Although this is exactly in line with my flowery radish jihua, but Xiaoqin is not around, and it is pointless to implement this jihua now!

And Shusha, you're the squad leader! How can you say this kind of thing in front of the school building that clearly violates the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Male and Female Students"? Even if you really want to date me, you should be a little more reserved, at least I should bring it up!

As a result, the squad leader wanted to visit Xiaoqin on Saturday and asked me if I wanted to go together.

I had a false alarm, but fortunately, I was really amorous just now, and I actually thought that the squad leader would take the initiative to date me, and I must play 200 more sandbags to review when I go home.

"Xiaoqin, she hasn't come to class for a week, and it won't be good if her study progress falls too late. I copied a few syllabuses from my teacher, plus the class notes I copied, and planned to go to Xiaoqin's house this weekend to help her with her homework. ”

As he spoke, the squad leader lit up the pile of printer paper in his hand.

"Huh? Isn't this kind of thing usually done by study committee members? ”

The squad leader smiled bitterly.

"I asked Gong Caicai to be the school committee, just hoping that she could exercise a little more extroverted at work, but I haven't seen much improvement after a year, and it seems that it is her limit to collect homework for the class representatives."

That's right, every time Gong Caicai comes to my table to collect homework, she always stutters nervously.

"Ye Lintong, can you give me your Chinese homework?"

I always felt that she was not here to collect her homework, but as if she was here to beg everyone to give her her homework.

And since Gong Caicai is sitting in the first row of the classroom, her stature must be relatively short, and for the average boy's sitting height, the front of the eyes is just facing Gong Caicai's chest who came to collect homework (this is not Xiaoqin's negligible breasts), it feels as if Gong Caicai's two breasts are talking to you.

Gong Caicai must have been very embarrassed by the boys' gazes, but she is becoming more and more introverted, right?

It turns out that the squad leader, you also have such a time to make such a mistake? The more she puts Gong Caicai in an eye-catching position, the more she will not be able to raise her head in everyone's eyes, and not everyone is as frustrated and courageous as you, some people are born cowards, what can be done?

This problem could have been solved automatically after she got married, but you have to solve it from her own now, how stupid! This is good, it was originally the work of the school committee, and you have to do it for you, right?

The class leader didn't think that he had done more work for the class, so he should have any complaints.

"I just borrowed the phone from the teacher's office to contact Xiaoqin's family, she is alone at home during the day tomorrow, and she just feels very lonely, I hope someone can accompany her, and everyone is welcome to come."

"Everyone? Who else will pass? ”

The squad leader said that the loudspeaker and PHS also wanted to go together, but she felt that too many people would cause trouble to Xiaoqin's family, so it was better for the boys and girls to have a representative.

"I can understand that the girl representative is you, but why is the boy representative me?"

That being said, there is a reason to visit Xiaoqin's house openly, and it seems that I didn't ask for it on my own initiative, which makes me feel like I have won the lottery.

"Do you think I want you to go? It's not what Xiaoqin strongly demands! ”

The head teacher stood at the mailroom door, seemingly staring at us maliciously, and the class leader had to speak louder as he took three steps away from me to avoid suspicion.

"What do you say, it's also someone's childhood sweetheart, and it's natural to go and see Xiaoqin! And I've long found out that Xiaoqin seems to be very afraid of the other boys in the class, more serious than Gong Caicai, but I'm not afraid of you, don't you think the boys' representatives can only choose you? ”

"Well," I pretended to be reluctant, "and meet at the subway station tomorrow morning?" Would you like to have breakfast with McDonald's? ”

The squad leader's face turned red, "No need, I still have to make breakfast for my younger brother, and I will come out after eating." ”

"Cut, your brother is really useless, can't he cook instant noodles by himself? So what did he do at noon? You're not going to go back and make him lunch at noon, are you? ”

"That's not necessary," the squad leader's face quickly returned to normal, "Shu Zhe will go to his classmates to celebrate his birthday at noon tomorrow, and they won't come back until Sunday morning." ”

It's a classmate's birthday again? Do you still believe this kind of lie! Your brother is already going out for the night with his girlfriend! I'm already going to become an adult one step ahead of you!

Seeing the skeptical look on my face, the squad leader explained:

"Of course, his classmates celebrate their birthdays so often, and I also doubt that they are staying overnight in an Internet café, so I specially called and asked the parents of the classmates who celebrated their birthdays, and the answer was that it was true, and several other classmates who attended the birthday party could also testify."

Isn't it with my girlfriend this time? It seems that Shu Zhe also understands the anti-criminal investigation methods of falsehood and truth, and lies mixed with truth! If this method is used a few more times, my sister will let her guard down, and he will not be suspected if he really spends the night with his girlfriend in the future!

"Also, Ye Lin, you bring your schoolbag tomorrow. Although you didn't take leave like Xiaoqin, you definitely didn't learn anything in class, this opportunity is rare, I'll give you and Xiaoqin a make-up class. ”

I grinned, feeling that it was too unfortunate to be forced to study on weekends.

But the squad leader spoke sternly, and did not allow me to raise any objections, as if she had to discipline me as her brother because my brother was not around tomorrow.

It's okay, just bring your school bag with you, and there's nothing to lose. If you have a chance to get the robot toy back, you can also put it in your school bag to prevent Xiaoqin from repeating her old tricks, and then play the tanuki for the prince trick with me.

When I think of Optimus Prime, I'm looking forward to tomorrow's extracurricular tutoring.