Father-in-law Cao adapted the fight between me and the cap and his party into a mythological story and preached it everywhere in the school, just listening to his story and not seeing me in real life, he would definitely think that I had a built-in Terminator skeleton, a big Luo golden body, three heads and six arms, and a writing wheel eye or something.

The loudspeaker was a fellow trader, and when he saw that my clothes weren't even dirty, he knew that we hadn't fought at all, so he asked me how I managed to get each other.

"Ye Lin, you can not only fight, but you can also speak! With one mouth, you can persuade several thugs to stop down, and your ability to escape is about to catch up with Naruto Uzumaki! ”

The squad leader winked next to him and asked, "Who is Naruto Uzumaki?"

Even the male protagonists of the three major migrant worker manga "Naruto" don't know how boring your extracurricular life is, squad leader! I must have finished cooking for my younger brother, so I will write my homework in a regular manner, preview tomorrow's homework, and then think about what improvements and shortcomings are in the second (3) class today, zuihou will write all the day's experiences into the diary!

PHS overheard our conversation and coldly replied, "Naruto is Sasuke's."

It's a rotten girl! Whether it's in the third dimension or the second dimension, I don't forget to remind the men to do it all the time!

I won't say that the reason why they didn't fight me was because they suspected me of being a, and they were afraid that I would infect them with AIDS, so they ran away!

I said a few perfunctory words about this fight that didn't work out, and said that if they were interested in the details of the fight, they could listen to Cao's father-in-law's commentary.

"Don't mention him!" When it came to Father-in-law Cao, the loudspeaker was angry, "When the squad leader led us back to school, he desperately drilled between the three of us girls, and he couldn't kick it away!" Isn't it just that you are afraid of being seen by the gangsters' accomplices? Look at his virtue! If it were really a war era, he would have to use us as a shield! ”

I can't help but make up the scenes they pass through in the battlefield of bullets: the squad leader must be the leader of the sniper rifle on his back, the big horn carries the bazooka on his shoulder, PHS is responsible for laying traps and mines, and Cao Gonggong doesn't know anything and sells his teammates full-time.

If he didn't dispose of Gonggong Cao at the first time, he would definitely kill all three girls for his own life, and then continue to live obscenely without any guilt, right?

In this case, the squad leader may be the first to hang up, right? She is also a pioneer and unwilling to give up any teammates, she will definitely be betrayed by her own people, and she will take the initiative to stay after being hit by several bullets in her body, and after making sure that her teammates have fled to a safe distance, she will pull the grenade and die with the enemy who pounces on her, right?

Isn't my imagination a little too cruel? Does the squad leader Weishenme have to blow himself to pieces? Could it be that Gonggong Cao, who was worried about defecting to the enemy, needed his own corpse that was still intact?

However, this kind of worry is not superfluous, Cao Gonggong is already beyond the level of loss of perversion, and he can do anything.

It occurred to me that if I were in the middle of this team, what role would I be? Of course, I wish I had been like Sylvester Stallone in First Blood to single-handedly overturn the enemy's lair, but the reality was cruel, I didn't know anything about firearms, and the most I could do was hold a jungle combat knife and use it in close combat.

After joining the team, the first thing I had to do was to slaughter Gonggong Cao, or at least tie him up in the easiest place for the enemy to target, and let him fend for himself.

If the squad leader stubbornly has to spare the life of Grandpa Cao's dog, then sooner or later I will have to collect the body of the squad leader (if she fails to blow herself to pieces).

Everyone, I will not watch you be insulted by the enemy after you die, and I will be responsible for burying you properly away from the smoke and flames of war.

If someone who is reading this text suspects that I took the squad leader's body out of the same dirty idea as Cao's father-in-law, then he should have been dragged out and shot for five minutes.

Although some of the hardcore H comics sold by my family really have similar plots, but a good boy like me, who is out of low-level fun, will not be easily corrupted and imitated.

Just when my YY squad leader died, would my usual serious expression become pitiful, the squad leader spoke to me.

She thanked me for saving her brother and solemnly said something bad to me under the river bridge. However, guessing from the words, Shu Zhe did not say that he was with his girlfriend when he was bullied.

said that he was bullied by hooligans and then saved by me, and he only admitted it after his sister's repeated questioning, right?

The squad leader said: She was going to let my brother come to thank me in person, but my brother refused to come over, saying that he had already thanked you, is it true?

Did Shu Zhe thank me? It doesn't seem that he said anything like "Brother Ye Lin, you are so grateful for your bravery", but he was going to give his sister to me as a thank you gift.

To correct it, it's not a gift, it's a sale, it seems that Shu Zhe has similarities with Cao Gonggong in some aspects.

He refused to come with his sister to thank me in person, probably because he was afraid that I would expose all kinds of plots he had been trying to betray my sister, right?

But it's hard to say these things in front of the squad leader. If Shu Zhe is also in the war squad, although he is powerless and is a pair of waste with Cao Gonggong, if I propose to slaughter Shu Zhe, the squad leader will directly collapse me, unlike slaughtering Cao Gonggong.

But keeping Shu Zhe as a preparatory traitor, even if he doesn't kill his sister, he will do everything possible to dedicate his sister to the enemy's high-ranking officials and seek glory and wealth for himself, right?

Although I thought about it a lot in my heart, I didn't say this, I just told the squad leader that Shu Zhe had already thanked me, and there was no need to mention this matter again.

Looking at the squad leader's desire to speak and stop, it seems that he feels that because I saved her brother, he owes me a great favor.

"Why are you so depressed! It's not easy to repay my favor? As long as I want to skip class in the future, you don't stop me! ”

I half-jokingly proposed.

"That's, that's not going to work!" The squad leader flatly refused, "I can't cheat for personal gain!" ”

The look of panic was as if I was asking her to do a striptease.

After a pause, he said, "To the extent that it does not violate the school rules, I can try to make it as convenient as possible for you...... But things that go against the law and morality can't be done! ”

I rolled up the eyes of the dead fish, thinking to myself that saying this is equivalent to not being able to do anything, and with your moral standards, even if you don't finish your homework and go to watch Naruto, it's a terrible crime, right?

During the afternoon recess, I was sitting in the flower bed thinking about life, but I found the class leader poking his head out at the corner of the school building and peeping at me sneakily.

I was very surprised, this kind of thing did not look like a fair class leader would do, I turned my head to take a closer look, only to find that the man had short hair, and as soon as it caught my attention, he fled in a hurry.

It should be Shu Zhe, right? The eyes of their siblings are 99% physiologically similar, and even the whole face is 80% similar.

However, the squad leader's aura is something that Shu Zhe can't imitate, the squad leader's eyes are as firm as a mountain eagle, and Shu Zhe's eyes are dodgy, and all that is hidden in them is cunning and cowardice.

The posture of walking is the same, the squad leader seems to be able to participate in the battle at any time, and Shu Zhe is always afraid of wolves and tigers, and when he takes half a step, he has to think about whether to retreat.

God is really a bad taste, he actually made Shu Sha and Shu Zhe sisters and brothers, the two of them look very similar on the surface, but in fact, they are diametrically opposite on the inside. If it weren't for the siblings, they might become enemies of different Dai Tian because of their completely opposite outlooks on life.

Shu Zhe came to peep at me this time, what bad idea did he have? Could it be that he has already taken a nude photo of his sister, but because I didn't pay for the panties last time, he doesn't plan to sell them to me this time, and is looking for a new buyer while guarding against me?

This stinky boy! Don't let me catch you! If I were to catch you selling nude photos of the squad leader to others, I would have to tie you to the ceiling fan in the cafeteria and turn you around!