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"You say, I promise never to say a word again......" Nie Canglong hurriedly assured the old Daoist.

"The Japanese devil picks the flower girl, do you know how to choose?? Gather all the people in the village, let them kneel on the ground, like picking pigs, check the face of the flower girl one by one, and when they see the beauty, they will directly drag it away to spoil it, and there are many big girls at that time, and they have smeared the girl's face with the ash at the bottom of the pot......" Yun Zhongzi said with a long voice, and it was not difficult to hear the thick hatred that penetrated deep into the cracks of the bones.

"Wait for us to go to Japan to rob the ......girl in the future," Nie Canglong also gritted his teeth when he heard it.

"Hmph......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang glanced at Nie Canglong and sneered, "If you go to Japan, do you still need to rob it?" Eighty percent of those Japanese devils, all of them give their daughters-in-law and daughters to you to taste, people Japanese call this a kind of crossing, for a great fairy like you, it's too late for people to be happy......"

"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that Japanese devils do have a hobby in this area, not to mention how many romantic talents were squeezed by Japanese ladies in the Song Dynasty, even during the Anti-Japanese War of the Republic of China, there were also many strong men in Tibet who made Japanese ladies squeezed into skinny bones.

"Alas, why did Lao Dao single-handedly pick out thirty Japanese devils?? It's not that the old Taoist can't do anything, but that people want to capture us alive and get us to Japan to be used as seeds......" The old Taoist sighed and said.

"Just like this grandmother. It has become a hot item?? Nie Canglong was a little incredulous. The appearance of the head of the cloud Zhongzi Dao is definitely not related to his unattractive appearance, because his unattractive appearance is not enough to describe him, and in general, he should not be the kind of person who makes people compete for it.

"Lao Dao was a master of refining and refining qi back then, do you know what status the peak of refining and refining qi is in the martial arts? ? The master of the old way, that is Taishan Beidou in the martial arts, back then he was just a newcomer to refining qi and transforming gods, a master at the peak of refining and refining qi, and they were all superior races with physique far beyond ordinary people. Even the most discriminatory white society against Chinese people will definitely not reject mating with such people......" Yun Zhongzi said angrily.

"Could it be that the Taoist has mated with a Caucasia??" Nie Canglong looked at the old Taoist elder and laughed evilly.

"Uh......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned red. Lao Dao never knew an American journalist......"

"This is not a self-confession......" Nie Canglong laughed, "It seems that you still have a leg with a beautiful reporter in the United States??" I wonder if she gave birth to a half-breed for you?? ”

"This ......," Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief smiled, "There are two half-breeds, but although they are my species, they are not pure-bloods after all, so they ...... with their mother's surname."

"Tsk, this is a foreign relationship...... Nie Canglong sighed, "Why don't you say that your American daughter-in-law didn't have any AIDS in you?" ”

"Look at what you said, who told you that Americans have AIDS?? Monica was still a virgin when she was with me......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at Nie Canglong and said.

"This. It doesn't seem to say that virgins can't have AIDS, right?? Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "It's like bodily fluids, it's not just the dirty things in your head, like saliva and the like, it may also contain HIV, it's not that you don't know, foreigners love to kiss people......

"People are kissing their faces, not kissing their mouths, a kind of daily etiquette, the same as our forked hands......" Yun Zhongzi said with black lines on his head.

"Almost. Anyway, one party is moving, think about it, who can guarantee that there is no pimple on the face?? If the acne breaks just in time, hey, hey, I'm going to get AIDS......" Nie Canglong looked at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang. There was a hint of disdain on his face, as if the Daoist of Yunzhongzi had HIV on his body. …,

"I found out. You're really bad......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi looked at Nie Canglong and began to grin, "Don't you just want Lao Dao to get AIDS??" I'll also tell you that AIDS is indeed fatal to ordinary people, but for us cultivators, that thing can be wiped out in a big week casually, comrade, do you know who is an ordinary person in our team? ? As he spoke, he began to laugh evilly.

"Uh......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but be stunned, ordinary people in the team?? Except for Qin Xiaojun, it seems that there is only a little girl.

"How?? Little comrade, do you still want Lao Dao to get AIDS?? Daoist Yunzhongzi looked at Nie Canglong with a wicked smile on his face and said.

"Dao Chang looks quite healthy, especially his complexion, and his health is a bit too much...... Nie Canglong smiled and said.

"Skin color??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was stunned for a moment, and then, on the not very white old face, the muscles began to twitch, "You say that the old Tao is black, just say it clearly, anyway, it is also a fact, the old Tao is not afraid of you, how do you say something??" Not to be envied is to be mediocre......"

"What do you mean, Dao Chief, I still envy you for having healthy skin??" Nie Canglong felt that the Cloud Neutron Daoist felt too good about himself.

"Don't you envy? Haven't you noticed that you're now in a trend towards a little white face? Think about how healthy you were when we first met? Bronzed skin, with an angular face, hey, what a young guy?? Look at your current appearance, although your face has not changed much, it doesn't have the original masculinity, if it weren't for the fact that it was still a little angular, it would look no different from a cream child......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang looked at Nie Canglong, and said with a sigh of humor.

"We're talking about skins, right?? Why did you start talking about looks again?? Compared to me, are you confident in your looks? Nie Canglong glanced at the old Taoist elder and said with considerable disdain.

"You, you're just a piece of stinky cow dung, any girl has to turn into a mung bean fly when she sees it......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang looked at Nie Canglong. From head to toe. I couldn't help but smile and said.

"Look at what you said, although Yuan Daxian is napping, but his ears are good ......" Nie Canglong felt that Yunzhongzi Daoist was quite talented in fishing, and as soon as the net went down, he fished most of the female comrades in the car, and only two big fish and small fish were leaked through the net, of course, Li Yan'er's stupid fish didn't count, and now that guy knows how to eat it.

"Haha, if you don't think the mung bean fly is ugly. Then replace it with a shell mantis......" The Cloud Neutral Dao Chief was quite happy, and he didn't worry about retaliation afterwards at all.

"It doesn't matter if it's a mung bean fly or a fecal shell mantis, I have goosebumps all over my body when I hear it, so let's quickly peel it off......" Nie Canglong was a little embarrassed when he heard it. Think of a group of small green flying insects buzzing around you, or a group of black beetles crawling around on you, when you think of this, this heart has an indescribable irritability, "Let's continue to tell the story of Dragon Quest, let us hear how you are powerful......"

"To say that this was all decades ago, there is nothing to say......" mentioned the heroic deeds of that year, Yunzhongzi Dao Chang's face was full of pride, and that period of time was also his most glorious era. A well-deserved protagonist in martial arts.

"I think it's also, a peerless master at the peak of refining and refining qi, cleaning up a bunch of orc soldiers, isn't that still hand-to-hand?? If there is not a sneeze that shocks their souls, then it is considered a miss......" Nie Canglong looked at the old Taoist leader's triumphant look, and felt uncomfortable in his heart, that made you catch up, what's so good?? …,

"That ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was a little unhappy, "Lao Dao is not an immortal, and he doesn't have that much ability. If you had been born in that era, you might have done better than you did......"

"Is it possible......" Nie Canglong's face suddenly turned red, to say that with his current strength, he was born in that era, and it was like probing to capture the flag. It is not much more difficult to take the Japanese emperor out of the Japanese palace and put him in a zoo than it is to catch an old hen from a chicken coop. Even with his strength before the end of Shijie, as long as he has a knife in his hand, he doesn't dare to say that he picks a hundred, and there is no problem with picking thirty-one anyway, but after all, it's just imagination, and compared with the characters who actually came from that era, there is always a suspicion of selling his mouth.

"Hehe...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi began to laugh evilly, "Canglong, when you join the Dao in the future and become a fairy-like character, you will reverse time and space, go around twice during the Anti-Japanese War, and single-handedly pick up thirty devils......"

"That ......" Nie Canglong felt extremely embarrassed, his face was flushed, and he didn't know what to say, oh, I'm a fairy, I'm going to pick out thirty devils alone?? How do you listen to this, it smells of a stock run.

"That's it, when you can reverse time and space, you must go to the Anti-Japanese War to wander around, and when the time comes, you must take care of the old Taoist ...... when you are young," Yun Zhongzi said with a wicked smile.

"Reversing time and space, this has to be something that a saint can do, even if I become a heavenly immortal in the future, I don't have that ability......" Nie Canglong didn't dare to agree, his face was not so thick, and he was not stupid, how could he not even hear such an obvious run on the old thing? ? This old immortal almost said directly, hindsight, hindsight, Sun cannon.

"Tianxian is a saint, also known as Mixed Yuan Daluo Jinxian, what do you think you read novels??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at Nie Canglong with considerable disdain and said.

"What??" Nie Canglong was stunned, "Heavenly Immortals are saints??" Mixed Yuan Da Luo Jin Xian?? Then won't I become a Da Luo Jin Immortal?? ”

"Look at you, I told you a long time ago, this is not a novel......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang looked at Nie Canglong's eyes and couldn't help but be even more contemptuous, "Mixed Yuan Da Luo Jin Immortal and Da Luo Jin Xian, that's the same thing, do you understand??" ”

"I don't understand ......" Nie Canglong shook his head, his face was dazed, how could the Mixed Yuan Da Luo Jin Immortal and the Da Luo Jin Immortal be the same thing? ? There is a difference between the two.

"The meaning of the golden immortal is the immortal immortal, and the two systems of the heavenly immortal, the former is the title, the latter is the realm, as for the mixed yuan Daluo and Da Luo, although there are two words different in the name, but there is no difference in essence, the meaning of Da Luo is perfection, and the meaning of mixed yuan Da Luo is also consummation."

"Isn't that right?? There is also a difference between the Dao of Heaven and the Great Dao...... "Nie Canglong made the flood novel a lot of harm, he originally thought that he still had a long way to go. Now it's a land fairy. In the future, there will be true immortals, golden immortals, Da Luo Jin immortals, quasi-saints and the like, who knows, if you step into a realm again, you will basically reach the top, which makes him a little caught off guard.

"I said it all, this is not a novel......" Yun Zhongzi Dao was full of black lines in his head, "Where did the Heavenly Dao Dao Dao come from in this world??" There is only one Tao ......"

"What??" Nie Canglong asked.

"It's the way. It's nothing, it's nothing, it's all Tao, this is the most essential law of shijie......" Yunzhongzi Daoist felt that talking to Nie Canglong was like playing a piano to a cow.

"It's nothing. It's all the way?? Nie Canglong's brows furrowed, at his level, he already had a very deep understanding of Shijie.

"That's right......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi nodded solemnly and said. …,

"So, as long as I figure out what this Tao is, I will be able to join the Tao??" Nie Canglong asked.

"Don't underestimate this zuihou realm, don't think that you can become a land immortal so easily, just think that the merge path can be so easy, you are just walking one path now, and your merge path is from the path you walked. Find the origin of it, this source is the Tao, there is a saying that one law is through and ten thousand laws are connected, which is similar to the principle of the Tao......" said Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief.

"One law is all and ten thousand laws are all right??" Nie Canglong's brows furrowed even tighter.

"What?? What's the insight?? Seeing that Nie Canglong's eyebrows were locked, Yunzhongzi Daoist couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, to say that he was smart and clever, Nie Canglong was far from his precious apprentice, but if he wanted to talk about understanding, Nie Canglong could throw his unlucky apprentice out of eight streets.

"The origin you said should be the law, right??" Nie Canglong glanced at the old Dao Elder. Said.

"Of course, the universe operates, and there must be laws of nature, and my master said a sentence that I still remember in the depths of my soul. That's what he said, in our eyes. The universe works out of order, and that's just because we don't see a pattern. I even learned the same tone, especially the zuihou one, the helpless feeling when my master said it, I showed it to you......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi said quite seriously.

"It seems that the Taoist can go to the parody show......" Nie Canglong laughed.

"I'm not saying this to let you tease me, I'm expressing my ......sincerity to you," Daoist Yun Zhongzi said seriously.

"Uh......" Nie Canglong trembled all over, goosebumps fell to the ground, "I can warn you, I have no interest in men, especially old men, at all, if you dare to come nonsense, don't blame me for destroying flowers with hot hands......"

"What are you talking nonsense??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang's old face instantly turned black as the bottom of the pot, "The sincerity that Lao Dao said is the ardent expectation for you to join the Dao, and the people Lao Dao has met in this life are the most promising for you to enter the realm of Hedao, of course, if you can respond to Lao Dao's sincerity, Lao Dao is also very happy......"

"After talking for a long time, you just want benefits......" Nie Canglong understood what he meant when he heard the old Taoist say zuihou, and he couldn't help but despise him for this kind of behavior of asking for benefits.

"How direct is it......" The old Taoist chief was embarrassed in his tone, but his behavior was much more direct, and he stretched out his hand directly towards Nie Canglong, rubbing his thumb and second finger vigorously, and the obscene smile on the old man's face had a smell of copper.

"Tell you, there is no ......" Nie Canglong was indifferent to the old Taoist leader's hint that was more direct than Ming's words, and shook his head directly.

"You are not kind, you took advantage of the old way, you are so at ease??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's face sank, and he was quite dissatisfied with Nie Canglong's behavior of breaking the unspoken rules.

"Hey......" Nie Canglong was not happy, "What did I take advantage of you??" You have to make it clear, although we are not big people, we are not greedy......"

"Lao Dao has passed on the experience taught by his teacher to you intact, how cheap is this?? Are you going to be shameless?? Daoist Yunzhongzi immediately became angry.

"Let me tell you, I have no interest in asking for the cheap you gave me, when will I tell you that I am going to be in harmony?? Besides, just one sentence, what's the big deal?? And let you use it as a treasure?? Nie Canglong was a little disdainful.

"You know a fart, this is the Zhenwu Emperor passed down by mouth, passed on to his disciples back then, and his disciples passed it on to his disciples and grandchildren, zuihou passed it on by word of mouth from generation to generation, of course, this sentence is left in my generation, but how to say it is also passed down by god-level figures, that value is immeasurable, and even has a very strange liliang, which can make people and nature more harmonious, but it's a pity that it's a pity......" Yunzhongzi Daoist said at the beginning, He also blew his beard and glared at Nie Canglong, but as he spoke, he began to sigh, and the two of them were pity, and there was a deep pity.

"I don't feel that there is any strange liliang in these words, you better keep it for yourself......" Nie Canglong smiled a little indifferently, his expression was quite flat.

"There are some things, the more you pursue, the more you can't get them, this is also what my master said......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi sighed, "To be honest, you are really the most top-notch genius I have ever seen......

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