Chapter 454: The Old Daoist's Trap
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"That's really a compliment from you, it makes me feel more confident......" Nie Canglong smiled and said.
"Hahahaha......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang looked at Nie Canglong affectionately, and then looked up to the sky, "You will definitely get it, because you never thought of having it, so you will definitely get it, this shijie is so wonderful......"
"That's what your master said too??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said with some surprise.
"No......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi shook his head, "That's what I said......"
"Hey......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the old Dao Chief, "This is incisive enough, Dao Chang's speaking skills are very good......
"To be honest, when Lao Dao saw you for the first time, he wanted to accept you as an apprentice, but your life made Lao Dao dare not take that step, after separation, Lao Dao began to regret it, I didn't expect that when we zaijian, Lao Dao was no longer qualified to accept you as an apprentice, this is the most regrettable thing in Lao Dao's life, every time I think about it, Lao Dao hates himself for being too cowardly at that time......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang's tone was filled with endless remorse.
"I'm not very obscene...... "Nie Canglong's head began to have black lines.
"hahahaha......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was stunned for a moment, but he couldn't help but look up to the sky, "If you are obscene, Lao Dao will make up your mind at that time......
"I'm scared to death......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Miss a Nie Canglong. It is to collect hundreds and eighty immortals in the realm of the Dao realm. I can't make up for this loss......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang shook his head and sighed, "Old Dao regrets it, and the intestines of regret are blue......"
"In this way, I have to thank Dao Changqing for his ......" Nie Canglong began to pout, "Why don't I introduce you to a few Heavenly Immortals of the Dao Realm as apprentices??" ”
"At present, there are no immortals on the earth, where are you going to find an apprentice for me??" The Cloud Neutral Daoist shook his head and smiled.
"Whoever I introduced to you can become a heavenly immortal......" Nie Canglong said this, and it was quite domineering, and the meaning was obvious. I just picked up two people from the pile, that is, a peerless genius who can become an immortal.
"Forget it, this all depends on fate......" Yunzhongzi Daoist was unimpressed, and didn't take Nie Canglong's words to heart at all. This acceptance of apprentices is not to see that individuals can accept it, one looks at fate, and the other looks at qualifications, and the education method like compulsory education is two different things.
"What do you think of the pair of sisters in Zhengjia Village??" Nie Canglong glanced at the old Dao leader, "I feel that their strength should reach the level of Heavenly Immortal......"
"Your feeling is right, that pair of sisters and flowers have indeed reached the level of immortals. But in terms of realm, it's far behind, I'm not afraid to tell you, in my opinion, that pair of sisters Hua'er has no hope of reaching the realm of heavenly immortals in this life......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi smiled and said with some regret.
“weishenme??” Nie Canglong felt a little surprised, how terrifying the pair of sisters was, he knew it clearly, when he asked the family to clean up, he was clean and neat, although he has now become a land immortal. But when I think back to every action of others, I still can't find half a flaw, that is, it is the same.
"When I say something, it will come out of my mouth and into your ears. I can't let others hear it anymore......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi said with some mystery.
"This ......" Nie Canglong looked at the carriage in surprise when he saw the mysterious appearance of the Cloud Zhongzi Daoist. Yuan Da Immortal seemed to have a very good ear, "You asked me to isolate the sound??" ”
"No, just listen, you can't interject when I say it......" Yun Zhongzi said with a solemn face. …,
"Okay......" Nie Canglong nodded and said.
"I suspect that the pair of sisters in Zhengjia Village are not ordinary people...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi said.
"......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes at that time, nonsense, of course I know that they are not ordinary people, are ordinary people so powerful? ? If I hadn't interjected just now, I would have sprayed you with a spit on the stars by now.
"You didn't understand...... "Seeing Nie Canglong's expression, Daoist Yunzhongzi began to shake his head, "I mean, they should not be like us, they were conceived and born in October......"
"......" Nie Canglong's eyes widened at that time, and he was a little stammered.
"You can speak...... "Cloud Zhongzi Dao Chief" said.
"Impossible, even if it's an IVF, it needs a uterus to conceive ......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but exclaim.
"I don't know about this, I just feel that they are missing the most fundamental thing, a bit like Dolly's ......," said Daoist Yun Zhongzi.
"Dolly??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, and then a cold sweat broke out on his head, the name Dolly, in the scientific community back then, it was a powerful and famous person, if anyone doesn't know what Dolly represents, you are embarrassed to say that you are engaged in scientific research.
"That's right, it's the cloned sheep...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi said.
"You mean to say that Lucky Ruyi is a clone??" Nie Canglong felt a chill on his back spine.
"Of course, I'm just guessing, guessing do you understand?? That is to say, I'm not sure, don't you put the basin on my head, this basin is too heavy, I can't afford it......" Yun Zhongzi shook his head vigorously, how terrifying the auspicious Ruyi is, he still has a certain impression, but he doesn't dare to offend them, whether they are clones or not, first of all, they are women, this is enough, as long as it is a woman, especially a woman who is both beautiful and combative, she can't afford to offend, well, if she looks a little worse, it's hard to say.
"Any other clues??" Nie Canglong looked at Daoist Yunzhongzi with some gossip, "Since you are brave enough to guess them like this, you must have already mastered certain clues......
"There is no direct clue, but I was lucky enough to meet Dolly the Sheep back then. From the first time I saw auspicious wishes. I had a sense of déjà vu, and then I thought about it carefully, but I couldn't think of where I had seen them, until you just told me that the pair of sisters and flowers could reach the realm of heavenly immortals, I instinctively thought it was impossible, and then it suddenly dawned on me, it turned out that they actually had a very similar temperament to the Dolly sheep I had seen before......" Yunzhong Zidao Elder God said.
"Don't believe it......" Nie Canglong began to shake his head.
"If you don't believe me, I can't ......help it," Daoist Yun Zhongzi smiled slightly, "You just listen to it as a joke." After all, I'm just speculating, and there's no real evidence at all......"
"I don't believe it, it's not that I don't believe that Sister Hua'er is a clone, but what kind of bullshit you said suddenly realized......" Nie Canglong began to pout.
"You say you're a man. Why is it so ugly?? Daoist Yun Zhongzi's face changed, "Is this your attitude towards talking to an elder?" I'm almost a hundred years old anyway, at least respect, do you understand?? ”
"You've played me like a monkey and expect me to respect you??" Nie Canglong glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang with disdain, "Sensei change the topic, what if I'm really a fool??" ”
"If you borrow the courage of the two of us, I don't dare to treat you as a monkey?? Not to mention taking you for a fool......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi's expression was a little embarrassed, "Did we have some misunderstanding??" If there is a misunderstanding, explain it quickly, otherwise it will hurt the feelings ......"...,
"When did you find out they were clones?? I want to hear the truth......" Nie Canglong stared at the eyes of the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader, his eyes full of warning.
"This ......," Yun Zhongzi Daoist smiled awkwardly. The old hand scratched the back of his head, "From the first time I saw them, I knew they weren't ordinary humans, but you also know that those sisters are too terrifying, you don't dare to ask if you know them......"
"So you told me to give me a chance to go to Ray in the future??" Nie Canglong's face was a little dark, and a trace of danger flashed in the eyes of the old Dao leader.
"I'm afraid you don't know yet, do you?? Those two sisters are definitely not ordinary to you. How else to say that bustards love money and sisters love pretty? ? Long and handsome and chic, it is to attract women, I can assure you, if you ask them. At most, it's a beating......" Yun Zhongzi said with a smile.
"Dao Chief, you mean to say. That sister flower is a sister?? I think, since you have the courage to say such a bullish thing, it's not a big deal to ask them directly, anyway, they are all dead, at least hearing the Tao and dying, it is more valuable than you dying in a daze, right?? Nie Canglong was a little surprised when he looked at Daoist Yunzhongzi, he definitely didn't believe that people who came from that era would not understand what his sister meant.
"Quack??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was stunned for a moment, and the old face immediately turned white, saying that this old face of this old Taoist has never been so white since he was a child, it is almost the same as the grimace of a Japanese geisha, "The old Tao is just a metaphor, and you don't understand, there is an essential difference between prostitutes, prostitutes are equivalent to female stars, they all rely on art to eat, and prostitutes rely on their bodies to eat......"
"What you said is ancient times, in modern society, there is not much difference between the two...... Nie Canglong shook his head, since this old bull's nose jumped into the fire pit by himself, then it will not be so easy for you to come up again, grandma, let you pit Lao Tzu.
"Every prostitute, that's a beauty, do you know what a beauty is? The big beauties with talents, such as Qin Huai Bayan in the late Ming Dynasty, are all prostitutes, and the people who come and go are all high-ranking officials and talents, and their social status is quite high......" Yun Zhongzi said with a bare face.
"I see, you mean to say that sister flowers are very marketable...... Nie Canglong nodded and said.
"Canglong, don't distort my meaning......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang scolded Nie Canglong with stern words, "I mean, that sister Hua'er is a real beauty......"
"Did you buy my admission letter from Peking University? How low the social status of prostitutes is, don't I know?? Okay, when I have the opportunity to meet auspicious Ruyi in the future, I will definitely tell them, Daoist Yunzhongzi said, you can be a prostitute, I won't add a female character to the back, you wait for them to thank you for lifting them......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"Canglong, you ......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi's face was a little bitter, and he forced out a bright smile, "How can a big man make a small report??" Besides, with the ability of the sister flowers. I'm afraid of our conversation. They can listen to it without missing a word, so they won't bother you to say it, right?? ”
"First of all, I'm going to correct your cognitive mistakes, what is a small report?? The first point is to be sneaky, I just told you bluntly in front of you, I will tell them some of your comments about the sisters and flowers, so this is called a report, not a small report, and secondly. You said they could hear our conversation, what if they couldn't?? Wouldn't it be a great pity if a veteran of flowers like Dao Chang made a pertinent evaluation of them couldn't reach their ears? ? Nie Canglong looked at the old Dao leader. I couldn't help but sneer. …,
"You kid is so vicious...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi's face turned pale, "We are all men, how can you do such a thing??" ”
"I'm sorry, for a flower veteran like you, who has wandered among the flowers for half his life, he is still a boy at most, at most a boy, not a man, as for when he will become a man, this has to ask our Xiaojun ......" Nie Canglong pretended to be ashamed and said.
"Get out of ......," the girl roared, and a cleanly gnawed bone stick flew out of the carriage. Smashed towards Nie Canglong's head.
"Oh, there's still oil on these bones, how dirty is it on your body??" Nie Canglong dodged lightly, and he dodged the attack of the bone stick, "Next time, let the puppies clean up and throw it away, it's ...... to waste."
"If you dare to talk nonsense, the next time you fly out, it's the Cold Moon Knife......" The girl roared angrily.
"Yes, yes, don't you dare to talk nonsense......" Nie Canglong's face was straight, and he nodded again and again.
"Huh??" The Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader saw Nie Canglong's cowardly look. couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and then, the corners of his mouth pulled out a beautiful arc.
"Seeing that you are smiling so obscenely, I know that you are not holding back any good fart......" Seeing the lewd smile of the old cow's nose, Nie Canglong's heart suddenly became vigilant.
"Look at what you said......" Daoist Yunzhongzi was in a good mood. couldn't help but glance at Nie Canglong amorous in a variety of ways, "Lao Dao just smiled from the bottom of his heart." Why do you have such a big prejudice against the old way?? ”
"It's not that I have a prejudice against you, it's that your move is too sudden, and it's hard to guard against......" Nie Canglong smiled gloomily, "I can warn you, if you calculate me, I won't necessarily beat you, but if you calculate my daughter-in-law, you won't have anywhere to cry out if I cut you......"
"Your daughter-in-law is a human spirit, and it's just that you, a stupid hat, push yourself and others, so I'm worried that she will make people calculate, I'm not afraid to tell you, in addition to sincerely pleasing you, no tricks will work against your daughter-in-law......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang rolled his eyes, dare you don't know what your daughter-in-law has become? ?
"My daughter-in-law is so powerful??" Nie Canglong naturally knew how shrewd Qin Xiaojun was, but he didn't expect that an old fox like Daoist Yunzhongzi would have such a high opinion of her.
"You're really an afterthought, I'm not afraid to tell you, except for a stupid hat like you who treats her as a baby, any normal man, as long as he gets along with her for half a month, will definitely run as far as he sees her in the future......" Yun Zhongzi said quite unceremoniously.
"Why??" Nie Canglong was a little puzzled.
"Do you feel comfortable with you wearing no clothes in front of her??" The Cloud Neutron Daoist did not answer directly, but asked a rather in-depth question.
"I wish I could ......," Nie Canglong replied in depth.
"No wonder......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang's head was sweating, and sure enough, only such a strange thing can finally hold the beauty.
"You two don't want to live anymore, do you??" The girl's embarrassed voice came from the carriage.
"Of course not, although Lao Dao has lived for almost a hundred years, he still wants to live another nine thousand nine hundred years, otherwise when he saw auspicious Ruyi for the first time, he directly asked the question in his heart...... "Yunzhongzi Daoist does not have any discrimination against turtles, in the eyes of the Taoist family, turtles are a kind of rui beasts that represent longevity, but Wang Ba is not good, Wang Ba is used to scold people.
"I'm just telling the truth, if you want to see me, I'm ready to ......" Nie Canglong told the truth.
"Little Green Snake, are you finished, do you know? You've managed to me off......" The girl screamed, "and the old bull's nose, you wait for me, and see how I let Xiaoqing entertain you......"
"Look at you, I'm going to praise you, but don't you hear it??" Daoist Yunzhongzi felt that he was particularly wronged, "It's all your little green snake, how pure I asked originally, who knew that he would take the opportunity to play hooligan......"
"I said the old Daoist, your ability to shirk responsibility has to fight with your ability to frame blame......" Compared to the Yunzhongzi Daoist who was eager to get rid of himself, Nie Canglong seemed unhurried, and it was not the first time to flirt with a girl, he used to let Xiaoqing take a bite at most, now? ? Xiaoqing's mouth of teeth was removed, and it couldn't bite out a tooth mark.
"What Lao Dao said is the truth, otherwise, as soon as my question is asked, your daughter-in-law will have to scold, and you still have to wait until now??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang said seriously.
"There is a little truth in what you said, but since my daughter-in-law understands it in her heart, but she is still mad, what does it mean??" Nie Canglong looked at the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Elder and laughed.
"Uh......" Daoist Yunzhongzi really didn't think of this.
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