I stood outside the door, eavesdropping on the conversation between Aunt Ren and my father in the room, and after a while, I felt someone rush to the door.

I hurriedly took N steps back, pretending to have just come over, and sure enough, the door was opened from the inside, and Aunt Ren walked out angrily, and my father persuaded me from behind.

"Hongli, don't worry, the necklace doesn't have to be lost in the hotel......"

Aunt Ren was furious when she heard this: "Who allowed you to be so sensual!" Do you want to die! ”

Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my dad recognized me at a glance, at least I was my own, not a phone bill.

My dad pointed in my direction, "Don't ...... in front of the kids."

His voice was so small that Aunt Ren might only hear the word "child" clearly.

"What!?" Aunt Ren's face changed color, "It's not enough for you to take advantage, you're still thinking about having a child!?" You're shameless! The next day, I ate several pieces of Yuting, and I will never conceive your evil seed! ”

When I got closer, Aunt Ren realized that she had lost her words, glared at our father and son fiercely, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word, probably to ask the floor manager about the necklace.

When I entered the door, my father and I looked at each other and smiled bitterly.

"Dad, you really didn't hide Aunt Ren's necklace?"

"Not really!" Dad spread his hands, "I'm not the Cowherd who peeked at the Weaver Girl taking a bath, the Cowherd could force the Weaver Girl to marry him by hiding the Weaver Girl's clothes, do I also have such an idea?" ”

"Not necessarily," I muttered, "the Cowherd is a lumpenproletarian, and you're a ** commentator......"

Jokes aside, I have to get down to business today.

I smiled and offered the tea and beef jerky to my father, and before I could take out the essay and ask for a signature, my father was suspicious:

"Did you do something sorry for me?"

"No, no!" I handed the essay up and said, "It's just to help your dad brag a little bit, I hope you don't get weird." ”

Dad glanced at my essay at a glance and read it, and said angrily:

"I do have classmates involved in the design of Shenzhou 10, but it has nothing to do with me!"

"And you said that the United States sent a female spy to seduce me, where is the person!?"

Huh? Is this one more dissatisfied? Why don't you just treat Aunt Ren as a female spy for the time being?

"And say I have the rank of general? He also threatened your Chinese teacher, saying that if he didn't give you a high score, he would do the same thing as Li Tianyi......"

"Let me tell you, Li Tianyi has a lawyer, but I won't hire a lawyer for you! And I'll be the first to break your legs! ”

The majesty of my father, who has not appeared in N years, briefly appeared on my father's face, and I felt very useful in my heart.

"Although, I'm barely a general......

Wait...... Wait a minute! What are you talking about, Dad!? When did you take advantage of my lack of attention and mix yourself up as General Ye Yuanfeng! Such important information weishenme didn't tell me earlier! As a general, you must have the power to mobilize armored vehicles! Recently, I feel that the prospects for harmony in the harem are not optimistic, so hurry up and lend me the armored car, so that I can dodge the squad leader's shotgun and Xiaoqin's firewood knife!

I grabbed my dad by the collar and told him to ask for an armored car, but my dad quickly changed his words and said:

"It's not a real general, it's me who deliberately praised North Korea a few words in the latest ** comment, and the president of the HHH Friends Association was very happy, so he casually sealed me as a general......"

"Of course, the chairman didn't talk to me directly, his Mandarin doesn't seem to be good, and an agent named 'General Cui' told me, in fact, this General Cui's Mandarin is also very strange......"

"In addition, Director Cao was also made a general by the chairman, and it is estimated that this military rank is probably quite an internal class of the HHH Club, and he is qualified to enter the hidden section of the forum or something......"

That's a fart! You can't even get an armored car and dare to call yourself a general!? And your president is too self-conscious! It's just a lewd male concentration camp, and the members of the organization are actually assigned military ranks!?

Although I regret that my father is not a general who can dispatch troops, he still signed my essay more happily, but complained:

"Don't brag so much next time, besides, this beef jerky is a bit hard......"

It's okay! Next time I brag in my composition, I'll buy you with softer beef jerky!

I slept in my dad's room that night, and it was a standard room with two beds anyway, so I didn't need it and was idle.

My dad and I chatted until late at night, except for making fun of my sunglasses, just to ask me to inquire about Aunt Ren's preferences.

Are you really going to chase Aunt Ren! Are you determined to turn Xiaoqin into my sister!

"Dad, you...... You put it down? ”

Needless to say, between father and son, of course I mean whether my father let go of Ai Shuqiao's relationship.

The hesitation in my father's eyes made my heart sink, but he said with a strong spirit:

"Probably ...... It's time to let go......"

No way! Sure enough, I still didn't put it down! The toxins that Ai Shuqiao injected into her father's body have not been completely dissipated until now! When I used to watch Discovery Channel's Animal Spectacular, I thought that platypus was the only poisonous mammer, but I couldn't have been more wrong! All the women on Shijie are poisonous! The more beautiful a woman is, the more toxic she is!

However, compared to Ai Shuqiao, is it true that Aunt Ren's toxicity is milder? Do you have to fight poison with poison? Instead of letting my dad fall into the abyss of affection forever, even if I let Aunt Ren become my stepmother and Xiaoqin become my sister-in-law, should I help my father catch up with Aunt Ren!?

What a daunting task! Even if you do, I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse!

But I was quite looking forward to the result of making Xiaoqin a righteous sister, and I really wanted to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!

Anyway, after going through so many things with Xiaoqin, I will already become a little worried if I don't put her by my side, so let's just let her be my sister too! Let's become a sister who gets along with me every day, but there is a huge gap in between!

That night I had a sweet dream, and I dreamed that Amy and Xiaoqin, both in the name of my sister, followed me to the grass for a picnic, and it was really peaceful and carefree, and we happened to meet the class leader later.

The squad leader called me under a tree and told me with a sad face that she had something to tell me.

What else is there to worry about! I thought to myself, there are no more people in the way! If you like me, just say it! Since you advocate frugality, let's keep the marriage simple, there is a small forest next to it, it is better to go directly to the cave house......

As a result, the squad leader said in that tone of seeing through the red dust: "Actually...... I'm your sister too......"

it! I woke up directly! Sweet dreams have turned into nightmares! When I met a girl, it was my sister, and you and I were Duan Yu!

And the squad leader, your birthday is one day older than mine, even if you become a relative to me, it should be my sister! Don't fall into such an unscientific dream!

The next day, I did some homework in my father's room, which was worthy of the class leader's instructions on Friday night.

I'll do my homework seriously! Please, don't become related to me! This is the request of my life!

It suddenly occurred to me that before I knew it, the squad leader's toxin had invaded my body.

You, who is nicknamed the "Righteous Demon" by everyone, do you also use toxins like other women? It's not a good match for you!

Shaking my head to drive away all the thoughts, my dad and I had lunch together, and then we parted for the time being, I won't say it for the time being, my dad has a textbook to write.

Some time ago, it was blocked because of bird flu, and then there was Aunt Ren's matter, and my father delayed a lot of time, and it was estimated that the progress was going to lag behind, but fortunately, Uncle He was reasonable and did not urge him at all.

Don't live up to Uncle He's kindness! Save the time of writing ** comments to compile textbooks! You curry favor with the president of the HHH club, but the empty general in exchange for it is useless!

On the way, I had nothing to do, so I called Xiaoqin.

"Ye, Ye Lin, classmates?"

I heard the sound of rushing water on the other side.

"I—I'm washing my hair, my face is foaming, I can't open my eyes......"

Huh? Don't answer the phone when you're washing your hair! And it's connected so quickly, you keep your phone with you anytime, anywhere, and go to the bathroom is no exception!

"You're washing your hair, huh? Then I'll call again later......"

"No...... No! The bathroom was full of steam and not cold at all! Ye Lin has anything to say! ”

Cold? This kind of weather actually says that it will be cold? Don't...... It's not washing your hair, it's taking a shower! Don't you have any clothes on you! Is it completely 'naked'! Do you still have to answer my phone in that situation!

"Ye Lin, can I take pictures with my mobile phone~?"

"I know, in addition to the good looks, your broken phone can only take pictures, and it can't even surf the Internet, why are you mentioning this now?"

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... If Ye Lin wants to, I can take a picture of my current appearance and send it to you by MMS~?"

Selfie nude photos send to me! Who wants to see you with your head full of foam and your eyes closed! If you can't even open your eyes, you will definitely take the photos crookedly and blurryly, and more importantly, if you can't use your eyes, you will definitely send the wrong MMS! Although there may be no male in your contact except me, even if it is sent to Aunt Ren or the squad leader by mistake, it will be a big accident! Aunt Ren can guess what's going on, and she's definitely going to spank you, and the squad leader may think you're going to talk to her Lily!

rejected Xiaoqin and made the "28 Zhong Nude Photos" incident invisible, and I asked again:

"Xiaoqin, do you know what Aunt Ren usually likes?"

"Huh?" Qin felt strange and giggled uncontrollably after a while.

"Ye Lin, this is ...... Did you start pleasing your mother-in-law? I didn't expect Ye Lin to be quite traditional......"

“…… Actually, don't worry about it at all! Even if my mother doesn't agree, I will force my mother to marry you if I threaten to drink pesticides! ”

Stop dreaming! Who wants to please the mother-in-law! I want to please my stepmother, so that I don't have to be abused like Cinderella in the future!

After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin didn't say what Aunt Ren liked, but said with certainty: Aunt Ren hates being managed the most, hates despicable villains the most, and hates men the most......

Dad is not the kind of person who locks his wife at home after getting married, I think that Dad's special skill is that no matter who he marries, Zuihou will turn himself into a strict wife, and it seems that he prefers to be managed by his wife rather than manage his wife himself!

The despicable villain should have nothing to do with his father, you see that he can sell adult products so righteously, if he goes back to ancient times, he will definitely be called a benevolent gentleman! ――I just don't know if writing ** comments is despicable and shameless.

As for the flower heart, Dad should definitely not be careful. When I was 7 or 8 years old, there was often a young girl with glasses and braids (who I later learned was my father's student) who came to my house to ask my father for advice on life problems, and desperately gave me candy to eat to improve my reputation! Looking back now, I definitely want to have a teacher-student relationship with my father! Dad was afraid of delaying people, so he deliberately gave her a look, and finally let her run away crying and never come back! My biggest source of snacks is gone!

It's my flowery radish jihua, which will cause Aunt Ren's anger, right? I really need armored vehicles! I need to defend against the squad leader's shotgun, Xiaoqin's firewood knife, and Aunt Ren's broken bone flying kick!

A crisp, watery "pop" came through the earpiece of my mobile phone, calling me back to reality.

"Hehe, classmate Ye Lin, guess where I made the sound just now?"

Don't let me listen to the strange sound of "pop bang"! Hurry up and tell me what Aunt Ren likes!

"Ye Lin must ask my mother's favorite thing, it can only be me......"

"What?"

"Mom's favorite thing is her daughter, so as long as you are good to me, Mom will like you too......"

Make no mistake! I'm not here to chase you, but to let my dad chase your mom! In order to please Aunt Ren, should I let my dad take you to the playground!?

zuihou I didn't inquire about Aunt Ren's special preference (except for Xiaoqin), but she lost the necklace that her mother passed on to her, and Aunt Ren seemed to be really anxious.

At this time, the taxi had stopped at the entrance of my community, and I paid for Xiaoqin to take a shower first, and then hung up the phone.

"Oops! How did Ye Lin know that I was taking a shower!? Xiaoqin pretended to be surprised, "Now classmate Yelin knows that I am chatting with you naked...... So shy! ”

Naked 'talk to your sister! Shy of your sister! You obviously said you were going to take nude photos and send them to me, and then slapped your thighs or buttocks to deliberately make me listen to the voice! When I become your brother, I must discipline this sister well!

In the evening, I was running an online store, and when I heard "Uncle Fireball" complain that the "kiss balloon" weishenme was not on the shelves, and answer a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the mobile phone on the desktop rang.

When I picked it up, it was Xiong Yaoyue's phone, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to "Pooh".