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"Old man, let's hurry home...... "The old lady felt a little creepy, the middle-aged man in front of her who was about to enter old age wouldn't be a psychopath, right?? To say that this mentally ill person is an incapacitated person, and he doesn't have to pay for his life when he kills someone, or there are not so many female perpetrators who stripped off their clothes and pretended to be crazy and stupid in order to escape traffic responsibility.

"Look at what you said......" Bian Yushu couldn't help but glance at the old man, "You are so old, there is no problem with your brain, I am much younger than you, how can there be a problem with your brain?" ”

"Maybe this is ......," the old man shook his head, "Usually drunk people will say that they are not drunk, but what about you??" Can you be sure that your own brain is okay? ”

"It seems that you don't identify me as a psychopath, and you don't give up, in this case, I will take you to experience what is a real energy-saving and environmentally friendly refrigerator." Bian Yushu beckoned to the old man, and then took the lead and walked towards the big wooden box.

"Then I'll go with you to open your eyes......" The old man also rolled his eyes, followed behind Bian Yushu, and walked towards the so-called refrigerator.

"After looking at my refrigerator, you will know that you are quite lonely and unheard......" Bian Yushu led the way, and his mouth was quite polite.

"Hmph......" the old man snorted coldly, "Shijie is so big, there are no surprises, old man, the knowledge I have mastered, compared with the amount of knowledge of the entire Shijie, it is definitely a drop in the bucket." Don't scoop me up. Boring...... "I have my own self-knowledge, what's the use of you squeezing me again??" Are you so arrogant that I think I know everything??

"Old man, why don't we go home?" The old lady looked at the old man who abducted Bian Yushu, and her heart was uneasy, the old man already had some quirks, if he was too close to this psychopath, would he infect the old man? ?

"Men talk, you dead old woman and what?? Hurry up and damn it...... "The old man turned around and scolded his wife.

"You old thing with no conscience...... "The old lady is a little aggrieved, don't we care about you?? Look at what I've gotten in exchange?? There is only merciless abuse. I think I should have divorced you old thing in the first place, and I won't be angry with this bird anymore.

"Old man, just rely on your courage. I admire you......" Bian Yushu is quite a gentleman's behavior for the old man, that is, he repeatedly provoked the thumb brother, daughter-in-law, is a fierce horse, should be spurred fiercely, whether it is verbal or up, otherwise you can't be trained, and if you ride it, you will fall on your head, and you will be killed three or two times.

"Admire a fart...... the old man didn't appreciate it at all, just looked at Bian Yushu with disdain. When the official is honest and honest for the people, then it will be hyped in the mainstream media, in other words, this official has done what he should do, what is worth publicizing? ? This reflects from the side that this kind of good official is very rare in the officialdom, and if one comes out, it will be as dazzling as a small fruit fly suddenly flying out of it, and Lao Tzu scolded his daughter-in-law twice. You just admire us, what does this mean?? This shows that you are a waste snack that can't even be lowered by your daughter-in-law, what qualifications do you have to talk to pure masters???

"Ahem...... Bian Yushu's hot face was pasted on the cold buttocks, and his face was a little red from the cold, and he coughed twice. I admire that you can subdue your daughter-in-law just by saying and not doing. Which one is like me?? You have to pull the child's ears to restrain her, and to be honest, I'm not as good as you......"

"Ahem...... "It's the old man's turn to cough at this moment, "Domestic violence is not good, if you don't accept it, there will be hidden dangers sooner or later......" He really didn't expect that this generous man who was a little stupid was still a pure man. …,

"Your scolding can be regarded as a kind of domestic violence...... Bian Yushu pouted, you are a dead old woman, a damn old woman, and it is also a harm to the old lady, if you are small-minded, you can't think of suicide for a while, it's not a new thing.

"I can only be regarded as a relatively minor domestic violence, which is not comparable to yours, at best, it is to spur her spirit, make her refreshed and energetic, and point out the right direction for her progress...... "The old man is going to be a civilized person again."

"Listen to what you said......" Bian Yushu said, he had already taken the old man to the refrigerator, gently opened the refrigerator door, and suddenly, a cold air emanated from inside.

"There is reason to go all over the world, as long as you ......" The old man stood in front of the refrigerator with a smile, feeling the oncoming cold air, and his body instantly stiffened.

"As long as you don't meet Li Gang and his son, his son is unreasonable......" Bian Yushu said angrily, grandma, you will reason with you as a woman? ? It's been so old and so naïve.

"Is it a refrigerator? I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it...... "The old man didn't notice what Bian Yushu said at the moment, all his mind was completely attracted by the refrigerator, who would have thought?? After disappearing for half a month, the refrigerator actually reappeared.

"Look at what's in here......" Bian Yushu pointed to Bing with a little smugness

The pile of wolf meat in the box was enough for their family to eat for several years, said.

"Dog meat??" The old man had good eyesight, and although the meat in the refrigerator was all pieces of meat, he could tell that it was canine meat.

"Layman, huh??" Bian Yushu became proud, pointing to the wolf entrails that the three puppies were eating, "Don't you see this heart pot all over the ground??" Guess ...... again."

"Heartpot feeding dog?? Then there's wolf meat in the refrigerator?? The old man became excited, "Can you give me a wolf skin?" I have old cold legs, and I'm looking for a good piece of leather to make knee pads......"

"I can't be the master of this, you have to discuss with my daughter-in-law, if there is chaos in the male protagonist and the female protagonist, it will violate the way of the saint and will drown the spitting stars......" Bian Yushu didn't agree casually. I promised that I couldn't do it. That doesn't make the white eyes of the people die of shame??

"Isn't it just a skin?? Look at you stingy ......" The old man made do with Bian Yushu with a hippie smile, don't mention that flattery, it makes people want to vomit when they see it.

"The sage teaches us ......" Bian Yushu began to shake his head, as for the specific content, there is no more, such as the sage said that he had never said such a thing as the male protagonist and the female protagonist, he must not know.

"I call you a skin, this is to make friends with you and establish friendly relations with your family, isn't this the part you are responsible for?? How can you still ...... Still violating the way of the saints?? Unless you're not a gentleman...... "The old man was a little unhappy.

"If you want to say that......" Bian Yushu couldn't help frowning and groaning. It seems that this is really the case, you have a friendship with me, and you want to establish a friendly relationship with our family, which is really my responsibility......"

"Yes. Hurry up and give me a piece of skin, and our friendly relationship will be confirmed......" The old man couldn't help but smile.

"When it comes to the friendship of interests, it's like duckweed without roots, it's unreliable......" Bian Yushu began to shake his head.

"If you don't give it to me, I'll cut it off with you......" The old man still smells of an old naughty boy.

"For the sake of someone who will break off my friendship with me, I can't afford to pay it...... Bian Yushu shook his head and sighed, "It's a piece of skin today, tomorrow may be our house, zuihou wants our family's life, it's not impossible......"...,

"Look at you. If you don't give it, you won't give it, it's quite far...... "The old man was a little unhappy, he said that we were like murderers, it was really a fox who didn't fight, and he made a commotion and was unlucky.

"I can't help this, I have a thousand words to confide in, I can only grieve your old man, which is why I pulled my daughter-in-law's ears, to be reasonable. When she is a fart, she can only use her hands to let her know that you are real......" Bian Yushu said with a smile.

"Hmph......" the old man snorted coldly, "I'm not your daughter-in-law either?" ”

"If you were my daughter-in-law, I would kill myself immediately, and I would treat them as ...... in the next life," Bian Yushu vomited. Then he pointed to the three puppies and said.

"Alas......," the old man sighed. His face was sad, "Old man, I am seventy-eight this year, I am not deaf and blind, but I have no teeth in my mouth...... Well?? No, it's not this tune......" The old man pondered for a long time, and then spoke again, "Old man, I am seventy-eight this year, my ears are deaf and flowery, I can't chew walnuts, my old legs are cold and pulled, I am a stingy ghost, he has a good skin, but he doesn't give it to me, so angry that I jumped high, three jumps and two jumps to die, and asked him to give birth to his son, let him pay off the debt, and pay the debt back ......" Although it doesn't rhyme much, but under the old man's slightly dialect accent, it sounds quite interesting.

"My mother, it's terrible......" Bian Yushu felt a cool air swishing on the top of his head, this old man was so immoral that he wanted to give birth to his own son.

"Will you give it to me??" The old man looked at Bian Yushu with some scoundrels, "Don't let me be your grandson......"

"Here, after my son gets married, I will immediately choose the most haode ...... for you" As soon as it came to his grandson, Bian Yushu immediately gave in.

"I'm going to ...... now," the old man was quite skeptical of Bian Yushu's character.

"After my son finishes worshipping in the church, why don't you call me grandpa now......" Bian Yushu didn't let go at all, the old man doubted his character, he also doubted the old man's character, and now he gave you a wolf skin, and when your son finishes worshipping, don't you have to ask for something else??

"Okay, just wait for your son to visit the church, let's make a decision......" The old man gave in, how to say that it was quite disgraceful to play tricks with someone who was more than ten years younger than himself.

"I'll be your grandson if I lie to you......," Bian Yushu rolled his eyes and said.

"It's good to have your words......" The old man was happy at the time, and his attention shifted to the three puppies, these three puppies are still eating, and the belly is already round, "This puppy is from your family??" How about giving me one?? ”

"It's not our family's ......" Bian Yushu shook his head as he glanced at the three puppies.

"So it's ownerless??" When the old man heard this, his old face became like a chrysanthemum, "No one knows if I take it away??" ”

"I'm not human, am I??" Bian Yushu rolled his eyes.

"We're all settled. That's the person who has a relationship. You still don't have to hear?? Didn't see it?? So saying, the old man bent down and went to hug the great white bear.

Woo......

The big white bear sensed that the old man was coming for it, and he couldn't help but stop eating, and let out a low roar from his throat, warning the old man not to mess around.

"Oops??" The old man was really frightened, and he really didn't dare to get close to the big white bear anymore.

"Hmph, hum......" Bian Yushu saw that this old scoundrel was deflated, not to mention that he was in such a cool mood, if it weren't for the dirty blood stains on the face of the big white bear dog, he really wanted to hold it. Good haode to give it a mouthful.

"I just look at this white dog, the white dog is not good, you know?? The health situation is too severe, at my age. If you bathe it when you see it, you will have to live at least ten years less, and maybe you can really be your grandson......" The old man gave himself a round face. …,

"Can you please stop talking about your grandson??" Bian Yushu's old face was pulled down, "If my grandson gives birth to a pleated face in the future, I will settle accounts with you......"

"Oh, you are an old man, I was born with wrinkles on my face??" The old man was not happy at the time, "I'm not afraid to tell you that when the old man was young, he was a young man who was loved by everyone, let alone a subordinate like you." Even if it's like Nicholas, you have to stand aside......"

"Oops?? If you want to say that, then I'll be relieved......" Bian Yushu showed a strange smile on his face, "What about the wolf skin...... Woohoo...... It flew again......"

"What do you mean??" The old man was a little puzzled, why could the wolf skin still fly?? Has it been made into a divine carpet?? But it's really impossible, since the end of Shijie, Li Ning has become a god, and everything is possible.

"Do you need to say anything??" Bian Yushu looked proud, "If you have to be my grandson, I can accept ......"

"You ...... old man, how can you want to fly a cooked duck??" At that time, I was angry. "You don't keep your promises, you have no faith, no conscience, no character, no morality. No cultivation, no quality......"

"It's okay...... Bian Yushu shook his head with a smile. As long as you have grandchildren......"

"You ......" The old man wanted to say that you don't have any grandchildren, but he really didn't dare, if he said so, Bian Yushu would definitely beat him, oh, my son is marrying a daughter-in-law today, you curse me for having no grandchildren?? Why are you so lacking in virtue??

"What's wrong with me??" Bian Yushu glanced at the old man and said triumphantly.

"The old man doesn't care about you, you wait for the old man, if the old man doesn't eat, you will feel distressed, the old man will ...... with your surname" The old man glared at Bian Yushu, and then let go of the cruel words.

"Don't ......" Bian Yushu was startled at the time, there is a lot of wolf meat at home, even if it is not enough, you can let your daughter go to the mountains to fight some, if you want to say that it hurts to eat yourself, it is really impossible, but this old man should be killed.

"Scared??" The old man sneered, "If you're afraid, give me the wolfskin, otherwise, I'll make you lose even more......"

"It's not a matter of wolf skin or wolf skin, am I not afraid that you will die? ? Meat is not a rare thing in our house, if you want to eat it, it is absolutely enough, but you can't scoop this angry ......," Bian Yushu said.

"You ......" the old man's angry face turned a little blue, "Your tone is not small, do you believe it or not, the old man called hundreds of old buddies to eat at your house together??" How many people do you think your box of meat can eat?? ”

"Didn't I say that at the beginning? If the meat is not enough to eat, I will let my daughter go to the mountains to catch some, you can definitely ......manage as much as you want to eat," Bian Yushu said helplessly.

"You ......" a black line appeared on the old man's forehead, "You're angry with the old man......" Bian Yushu said this, he really had no choice.

"That can't be helped, who makes my daughter have the ability??" Bian Yushu became proud, he gave birth to a son and a daughter in this life, the son is a well-known physicist, and the daughter is a martial arts master.

"Hmph......" The old man snorted coldly, took a big stride, and walked out of the community, he had to call his old buddies today, so that he could avenge himself, grandma's, crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, old and old, he actually let a little baby play, if this breath doesn't come out, I don't know how many years less I will live in my heart.

"This old man ......" Bian Yushu looked at the old man's back, and was a little speechless, quite arrogant, and didn't suffer any losses.

Crackle Crackle......

At this moment, there was a burst of firecrackers outside the community, and when Bian Yushu heard the sound of firecrackers, he suddenly felt a thrill, and his blood pressure increased a little.

"What for??" Daoist Yunzhongzi suddenly appeared beside him, "You are a father to greet your son and daughter-in-law??" What is this like?? Hurry back to the main hall and wait......"

"Alas, alas......" Bian Yushu hurriedly responded, and then stumbled towards the house, saying, the son went to pick up the new daughter-in-law, and his father, who personally greeted him at the door of the community, was too much, if he really met the new daughter-in-law, not to mention how she called herself, this kind of behavior itself will grow the arrogance of the new daughter-in-law, if you raise squeamishness, it will be difficult to discipline in the future.

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