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In fact, in modern weddings, the bride is generally given the door, are the parents-in-law, but ten miles are not customary, how to do this wedding, there is no standard, the old Taoist presided over this, that is the newlyweds directly into the main hall, and then worship the hall to get married, this high hall has to sit in advance.

In a burst of festive firecrackers, the team stopped outside the door of the community, at this time, the sky has been brightened, although it is not as bright as day, but without the help of lights, people can be vaguely identified.

"This is really ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang stood in the middle of the road, looking at the convoy that had stopped, but his expression showed a trace of embarrassment, "It's difficult......

"Master......" Zhao Chuanxi jumped down from the No. 1 car first, and ran towards the master in a panic.

"Panic?? What do you let the dog do?? Yun Zhongzi Dao glanced at him, "If you have anything to say, let go of any fart ......."

"What's next??" Zhao Chuanxi was busy asking for instructions.

"Next, the groom carries the bride on his back and crosses the brazier, hasn't it been arranged a long time ago?" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang looked a little irritated, "Can you let the car into the community?" The brazier still has to go to the community, if the car is parked outside the community, I am worried about the groom's physical strength......"

"It's useless to worry, my brother's four-wheeled car is too big, and he definitely can't get in, besides, where did we start from, and where we must stop, isn't there a saying about this??" Zhao Chuanxi said.

"Okay. After putting three more hanging whips. Just let the bride get out of the car......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang tugged at the corners of his mouth, now he can only believe in the groom's physical strength, besides, from the gate of the community to the groom's house, although this road is not short, but it is not too long, if the groom can't walk this road with the bride on his back, it can only mean that the groom is too wasteful, this physique, whether he can cave the house is two words.

"Okay......" Zhao Chuanxi ran out again in a hurry. Then convey Master's will.

As the three firecrackers were set off, the doors of several two-wheeled vehicles opened at the same time, and the people who picked up their relatives got out of the cars one by one. Then gathered to the side of the four-wheeled car, Zhao Chuanxi knocked on the door of the four-wheeled car, and then the door opened, and Bian Jiandong, who was dressed in a red wedding dress, first got out of it, and behind the groom, the bride wearing a red hijab was also supported by the two girls, and slowly got out of the car.

With a smirk on his face, Bian Jiandong jumped out of the cart and then turned his back to the ox cart. Standing on the side of the car, the two girls carefully supported the bride and slowly helped her to the groom's back.

"The bride's feet, don't touch the ground before entering the house, otherwise it will ......be unlucky," Zhao Chuanxi followed and reminded the precautions.

"Where can I touch the ground??" Bian Jiandong obviously felt that he was a little burdened, although the bride's weight was not very heavy, but he couldn't support his small physique.

"You can put it down when you enter your house, and now you can go, I tell you. There will be a brazier in a while, you should be careful, don't let the torch burn the corners ......of your clothes," Zhao Chuanxi said.

"Now that I'm married, can't you talk to me??" Bian Jiandong blushed and glanced at Zhao Chuanxi. carried his new daughter-in-law on his back and walked towards the community. Fortunately, this daughter-in-law is carrying home, if she carries it home, it will really kill him, and his small arms definitely don't have the strength to hold a big living person.

"Okay, okay, let's take the kiss as our own people, hurry up and invite the guests out and take them to the table......" Zhao Chuanxi instructed the group of kisses, and followed Bian Jiandong closely. …,

"That seems a bit messy, right??" Yun Zhongzi Daoist hid to the side and watched, and frowned a little, "Why is this kisser bigger than the bride??" "But it's not even for yourself, as long as the bride is sent, and then mixed a meal to eat, basically even if the main task is completed, as for the card, then there is nothing to say, in fact, in some places, the general family has the task of finding faults, specifically picking the groom's faults, the more faults picked out, the more competent, if you can justifiably degrade the groom's family is not as good as the toilet, that is the professional level to send relatives.

"The festive atmosphere is released, and there are many cannons, before worshipping the hall, you can put as much as you can, don't save ......" Yunzhongzi felt that the atmosphere was a little dull, and couldn't help but order the person in charge of setting off firecrackers.

Suddenly, a burst of firecrackers rang out, and the crackling sound set off a festive atmosphere.

"That's right, when Tongzi got married, the atmosphere was quite good, in addition to the fact that the old Taoist host was too level, the two kicks were also indispensable......" Yunzhongzi Daoist was satisfied, and then walked towards Lao Bian's house with his hands behind his back, don't look at him walking leisurely, but in fact, the speed is extremely fast, three steps and two steps, and he has disappeared.

Bian Jiandong carried Yu Lele on his back and walked slowly towards home, his pace was relatively slow and staggering, on his emaciated neck, the tendons were bulging, obviously holding back his strength, a face that was not very handsome, but not ugly, was already red like a shrimp.

"I said, can you do it?? If you can't do it, don't force it, I will carry this daughter-in-law, and I can also ............ you in the church" Zhao Chuanxi watched from the side, and he was a little anxious, "But don't worry, you must come to the cave house yourself."

"Get out of ......" In the face of Zhao Chuanxi's kindness, Bian Jiandong replied quite simply.

"Hey, hey......" Zhao Chuanxi laughed, "I'm thinking about you, I'll worship heaven and earth later, why don't you kowtow?" That's one bow and three kowtows, a total of nine heads, and then you have to accompany the guests, toast everyone, busy you, what if you ask me to pinch you?? You can conserve your physical strength and use all your energy in the cave room, don't worry, we will leave at noon, and we will definitely not dig into your cave room......"

"Do you believe that I let my sister clean you up??" The root of Bian Jiandong's teeth itched. Turned his head and glared at Zhao Chuanxi. Said.

"Are you embarrassed to mention your sister??" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes, "Call your sister here and let your sister see what you look like as a powerful sick actor??" ”

"I just found out, you are really bad enough to speak......" Bian Jiandong began to shake his head, like a scoundrel like Zhao Chuanxi, he had never met it before.

"How can it be called a loss?? You're going to say something hurtful......" Zhao Chuanxi grinned, "Didn't I ask you to save a little more combat power??" Do you think you can still take Viagra now? That thing is considered a Western medicine, and it basically doesn't work very well, and when the time comes, it will become a fast gunner. Sister-in-law still can't blame you?? ”

"Zhao Chuanxi ......" Bian Jiandong gritted his teeth, there was a flame burning in his chest, and his words became more and more explicit.

"Bullets, you have to shoot them slowly. Although your automatic rifle can be used as a machine gun, this magazine can't be compared with a machine gun......" Zhao Chuanxi was quite narrow, and it was a little endless to squeeze people.

"Lao Tzu fought with you......" Bian Jiandong finally couldn't bear it anymore, a flame in his chest exploded in his chest at that time, and his whole body seemed to be full of infinite liliang, carrying his daughter-in-law on his back, he flew up with a kick, and kicked towards Zhao Chuanxi. …,

"Mom......" Zhao Chuanxi dodged quite quickly, and he dodged Bian Jiandong's kick. You're so shitty on a day?? What about pretending to be sick?? ”

"Pretend to be your uncle...... Bian Jiandong's voice was loud, staring at a pair of eyes, "It's not time to make a hole in the house yet, if you talk nonsense again, my brother is really anxious with you......"

"Yes, yes, don't talk nonsense, don't delay, hurry up and move on, the beautiful haode sex life is waiting for you ahead, I envy women. Men work and women enjoy it, but every man loves to do it, tsk, and they all work in the fields. What do you think is the difference between this paddy field and the dry field? Why do men love dry paddy fields, but they don't love dry fields so much? ? Zhao Chuanxi said. The topic turned to the ditch again.

"Dry paddy fields can produce grain, but dry fields can be done in vain...... a young man of ten said with a grin.

"What do you mean?? Why is the dry field working in vain?? Don't dry fields grow wheat?? Zhao Chuanxi looked at this young man and said with some puzzlement.

"You're talking about that dry field?? I thought ......" the young man's face turned red.

"Oh......" Zhao Chuanxi laughed evilly, "The little baby doesn't learn well??" The dry field you are talking about, how can it be called a dry field? It has to be called the grain reincarnation channel, and if you go through this channel, you really can't get food......"

"Oops......" Bian Jiandong suddenly screamed, "What are you biting me for??" The bride who dared to love listened to these people talk more and more out of tune, and couldn't help but feel a little annoyed, and took a bite according to the groom's ear.

"Tsk, sluggish, this is the bride can't wait, let you speed up......" Zhao Chuanxi said with a smile.

"Haha......" The young man haha laughed.

"I said, can we stop talking all this nonsense?? What's the point of taking advantage of just words?? When it's time for the cave house, it is the right thing to do to rectify them......" A man in his thirties laughed.

"Cut, you don't have back pain when you talk, how do you fix them when you make a hole in the room?? It's hard to let them come to Duan Er's live show?? Zhao Chuanxi pouted, not interested in this man's words at all.

"Brother Zhao, what kind of scene is the show??" The young man asked curiously.

"It's not like you kid haven't watched a Japanese movie, why are you asking in such detail?? You have to remember that you have to be subtle, and only subtle men can recruit women to like ......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled and preached to the young man.

"Brother Zhao, I adore you......" The young man looked at Zhao Chuanxi's eyes, and he looked up a little.

"Bian Jiandong, where is your sister?? Where's your sister?? Someone dares to tease me, I can't swallow this breath, you hurry up and find your sister and let her vent for me, otherwise I won't get married in this marriage......" Yu Lele was on Bian Jiandong's back, trembling with anger.

"Goo-du......" Bian Jiandong said, he was still a pure child, and Zhao Chuanxi's flirting was a little dry-mouthed, and his blood was boiling, "Otherwise, let Zhao Chuanxi and me, let Xiao Liuzi and you, let the two of them go to the church, and let's go directly to the cave room......"

"Poof......" The young man choked at that time. He is the little sixth son in Bian Jiandong's mouth.

"Get out......" Yu Lele burst out laughing. I almost squirted the red hijab off.

"You mean we have to speed up?? I knew you couldn't wait......" Bian Jiandong said with a smile.

"Don't be a serious ......" Yu Lele didn't say that he agreed, let alone opposed, which was quite a tacit meaning.

"Brother Dong, I'm a man, you won't really let us visit the church, right?" The young man said with a grudge. …,

"And I won't let you enter the cave room, what's the matter if you're a man or a woman??" Bian Jiandong said.

"If I make a cameo appearance as my sister-in-law today, how will I marry in the future??" The young man is not happy, you are getting married today, and you should be troubled. How did it get on me?? If you don't pay attention for a while, some language problems will come out unconsciously.

"Who are you still marrying??" Zhao Chuanxi laughed evilly, "Wouldn't it be okay to give your brother Dong a little one??" Your brother has paddy fields and dry fields, and he wants to eat rice and eat rice. Want to eat white noodles...... Then you won't be able to eat ......."

"Zhao Chuanxi, do you lack virtue or not??" Bian Jiandong quit, carried his daughter-in-law on his back, and instantly sped up his speed, throwing everyone away from the distance.

"Brother Zhao......" The young man's eyes were a little red, and tears were swirling in his eye sockets, and Zhao Chuanxi's words seemed insulting to him.

"Oops, crying?? Why don't you kiss the teardrops for you......" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at the young man and said with a smile, that obscene person. It makes people get goosebumps when they see it.

"Mom......" The young man couldn't care about the grievances, screamed, and chased after Brother Dong and his sister-in-law.

"This kid, do you really plan to be a dry field for Bian Jiandong? ? Really, when you have a dry field, you have to find a stronger one......" Zhao Chuanxi looked at the young man's embarrassed figure and couldn't help muttering.

"I said, Comrade Xiao Zhao, can you not be so obscene??" Finally, someone who can't look past it has come forward, and it's still a girl.

"Makeup artist, you're in charge of makeup. Leave us alone in the cave room......" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at the girl who popped out, and then said disdainfully.

"You ......" This girl is naturally Xue Zi who put on makeup for Yu Lele, and for Zhao Chuanxi, she really doesn't have the courage of a bald brother's daughter.

"What's wrong with me?? The hole room is a man's business, you little girls had better not mix ......" Zhao Chuanxi glared at her. Said.

"Civilization and cave houses, this has always been a strong call for people. I see that you are purely a hooligan, you wait for me, you see how I sued Sister Lanlan, just say that you bullied her sister-in-law......" Xue Zi glared at Zhao Chuanxi without showing weakness and said.

"Hmph......" Zhao Chuanxi sneered disdainfully, "Your Sister Lanlan is very powerful in your eyes, in my eyes, she is a scumbag, you have a fart to sue her??" ”

It's time to say baibai today, buddy will still be afraid of her?? Don't look at your brother from the crack in the door, you look at your brother flat, and your brother also has a time when he is strong.

"That's what you said??" Xue Zi raised his eyebrows, and his eyes narrowed into a slit.

"What I'm talking about ......," Zhao Chuanxi said nonchalantly.

"Okay, when I see Sister Lan Lan in a while, I will tell her what you mean......" Xue Zi rolled his eyes and said.

"Just kidding, I, Zhao Chuanxi, will I still be afraid of her??" Zhao Chuanxi was extremely arrogant, "As long as she dares to say a word in front ......of me, I will dare to beat her with peach blossoms on her face, and let her know that the flowers are so red."

"Okay......" The corners of Xue Zi's mouth twitched, "I remember that Sister Lanlan told me that she seemed to be reluctant to be her good sister, and she wanted to follow you to Xiangxi, I originally wanted to worship her as a teacher, but I didn't want to leave home, and Sister Lanlan could only have no fate......" As he spoke, he began to pretend to shake his head.

"What's that, I didn't say anything just now...... Zhao Chuanxi's little face immediately turned white, and the he pulled out was swallowed back raw, Bian Lanlan still followed?? Haven't heard of it?? Is this true? Why is there such a shameless person in this world?? Yes, they are all going to be juniors above board, what kind of face do you need?? …,

"Yes, you didn't say it, I will tell Sister Lanlan, you didn't say anything......" Xue Zi said with a sneer.

"Look at it, you girls are all from the family, and you mention a man when you chat, how disappointing is this??" Zhao Chuanxi smiled and said.

"You don't understand this, do you?? You boys like to talk about women when you chat, and we girls also like to talk about men when we chat......" Xue Zi tugged at the corners of his mouth and said.

"Hey, let's go quickly, the bride and groom are far away......" Zhao Chuanxi realized that he was not very good at reasoning with women, so he changed the topic in a hurry and chased after the couple who walked out of the old distance.

"It's far away, it's all too far away, and it doesn't matter if you catch up......" Xue Zi pouted and hurriedly chased after him.

"I'm damn, but I'm scared to death, this is too perverted, isn't it??"

"It's perverted enough, especially planting dry fields, and I don't know if Xiao Zhao has that hobby......"

"Whoever he has?? It's always right to be careful, if you let people plough the dry fields, you will be a human being in this life......"

A group of old men looked at Zhao Chuanxi's back, and they became vigilant one by one, if Zhao Chuanxi had that hobby, they couldn't resist at all.

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