"You're a liar! What SB magic! Am I not wet! "Xiong Yaoyue hasn't woken up yet.

Seeing that Xiong Yaoyue's IQ had reached the point of no return, Xiaoqin gave up the treatment of her, covered her face and walked away.

Before leaving, he glared at Gonggong Cao, which meant "Don't go too far!" ”

Gonggong Cao nodded and sent Xiaoqin off, quite like Li Lianying facing the Empress Dowager Cixi.

And as soon as he turned his heels, he wanted to slip away from the wet Xiong Yaoyue.

“zhanzhu！” Xiong Yaoyue grabbed the back of Grandpa Cao's neck, "You made me so wet, you just want to leave casually?" ”

Father-in-law Cao peeked at Xiong Yaoyue's wet chest, while glaring and talking nonsense: "Obviously you did it!" Pooh, you're hallucinating after eating those purple berries! ”

Xiong Yaoyue was stunned for a moment, stretched out her hand to feel the humidity on her chest, and even reached in from the neckline to touch it, and only after making sure did she say:

"Don't try to lie to me! Where did the illusion come from! I'm so wet that I still want to believe that I'm not wet at all! You think I'm stupid! ”

As he spoke, he turned to face the barbecue grill and showed his wet breasts to the squad leader and others.

"You see! I'm wet, right? ”

Father-in-law Cao covered his mouth behind her and snickered.

The squad leader felt that Xiong Yaoyue shouted "I'm wet, I'm wet" several times, which was very unusual, and Father-in-law Cao liked to take advantage of girls in this word on weekdays, but Xiong Yaoyue hadn't learned to be obedient yet.

But I didn't say anything to stop it, but glanced at me not far away, as if it was my duty to protect Xiong Yaoyue's interests.

That's right, after all, Grandpa Cao is my apprentice, and it is a shame for the master to be lax in discipline, so thinking about it, I walked towards Grandpa Cao.

When Gonggong Cao saw me coming, he shrank his neck in fright, and hurriedly took out ten yuan from his wallet and handed it to Xiong Yaoyue, saying:

"Bet even if I lose! That's ten bucks for you! ”

"That's pretty much it!" Xiong Yaoyue took the money beautifully.

However, the position of the wet T-shirt wrapped around the chest is not very comfortable after all, Xiong Yaoyue stood in the middle of the camp without hesitation, pulling the folds of the T-shirt, and at the same time making the chest shape under the shirt more obvious.

A third of the boys pretended to be working, but in fact, they swept over from the corner of their eyes and ate Xiong Yaoyue's tofu.

"Although I won ten dollars, it was really sticky!" Xiong Yaoyue complained when I walked over, "I didn't wear the sports bra inside if I knew it......"

Have you unconsciously forgotten my heterosexual identity again! Don't tell me about the vacuum in your T-shirt! And if you're not wearing a sports bra, won't this wet body be bumpy!

Cao Gonggong's wet body bump everyone only feels disgusting, and your wet body bump is a very serious weathering problem! There will be more boys secretly watching you, so that there will be an accident at the barbecue!

Look, didn't Sun Yu get burned by the tongs! It's so painful to grin, it's really relieving!

What? Why do I gloat, you ask? You forgot! As a member of the class basketball team, Sun Yu not only didn't play for a few minutes in total with the school doctor Chen Yingran, but also jumped out to mention the bet of Yanjie after our class won hard, causing me to share the bottle of sour and astringent things with Niu Shili.

This despicable villain, burned even better by the tongs! How can tongs be touched casually by ordinary people? As the saying goes, "fire tongs Liu Ming", if you don't call Liu Ming, don't be reckless to touch the tongs!

"Squad leader!" Xiong Yaoyue ran to the squad leader who was fine-tuning the barbecue grill so that the four brackets were on the same level.

"What's the matter?" Presumably, the squad leader, who felt that there was a 0.5 micron error between one bracket and the other three, looked up from under the barbecue.

"It's not a big deal...... Xiong Yaoyue scratched the hair on the back of her head and said with a hippie smile, "I just think it's very uncomfortable to stick to my wet bra, can you let me take it off, put it on a multi-functional lifting fork, and dry it over the fire......"

The girls in the neighborhood were stunned, and the boys were even more stunned!

The multi-function lifting fork is a place to roast whole chickens and ducks, not a drying rack!

If you hang your sports bra on it, it will be unsightly, and second, the moisture inside the bra will definitely drip down and become a condiment for kebabs and beef skewers below!

The sports bra of a sports girl definitely sucks the sweat of youth all the way, right? Will such a grilled meat skewer have the taste of beef and sheep?

The squad leader, who felt that Xiong Yaoyue was too unreliable, made a gesture with one hand to drive away, and said, "The barbecue grill can't be used for you - dry it with your own body!" ”

"What should I do if I have a cold?" Xiong Yaoyue sympathized with Bo and made a gesture of holding her arms with her hands and shrinking coldly.

"Have you had a cold since you were in middle school?" The squad leader asked rhetorically.

"That's ......" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly woke up and walked to the side on tiptoe.

Then I pinpointed the direction of the sun, stood on the rock that Niu Shili and I had moved, and used my chest as a solar panel or something, always facing the direction of the sun.

"The squad leader is so stingy, I'll bake it myself!"

It may be that he was bored standing dry, and soon raised his hands at his side, I don't know if he was imitating "Titanic" or imitating the statue of Jesus Christ in Brazil.

At this time, Xiaoqin was working with other girls to skewer all kinds of defrosted ingredients with a barbecue fork by the stream.

The reason why Xiaoqin is willing to work is that she feels that it will help her cooking skills, and secondly, she can also observe the movements of seafood at any time, so that she can know it in her heart.

Although the class leader repeatedly emphasized that the stream water should be put in a plastic basin and then poured the water under the roots of the tree as plant nutrition, few girls did not abide by it.

I can only hope that the people downstream don't mind too much.

"It hurts!"

As Bai Fumei, but she was unwilling to sit back and enjoy it, Gong Caicai, who came to do what she could, was pierced in her thumb by a sharp barbecue fork before she could skewer it.

"Big Chest No Brain~?Big Brain No Brain~?Super Stupid~?Super Stupid~?"

While washing her hands in the stream, Xiaoqin sang happily with the tune of "Two Tigers".

Don't ridicule people! Gong Caicai is indeed a little clumsy, but at least their academic performance is better than yours! It's just that he doesn't have any athletic talent!

"Don't panic, wash the wound in the stream first." The PHS next to him instructed, "The squad leader brought a medicine box, I'll go get you disinfectant and a band-aid!" ”

Gong Caicai was about to stick her thumb into the stream with tears in her eyes, but Xiaoqin stopped fiercely:

"What a hindrance! Do it a lot! Can't you wash your wounds in a different place! ”

Then, like a bombing chicken, Gong Caicai was driven closer to the source of the creek, and Gong Caicai naturally felt very aggrieved and didn't dare to fight back.

But I don't think there's anything wrong with Celery doing this.

Because on the surface, Xiaoqin is bullying Gong Caicai, but in fact, she is asking Gong Caicai to wash her wounds upstream, so that the blood and oil produced by the ingredients will not flow down the river and cause secondary pollution to Gong Caicai's wounds.

After Gong Caicai washed the wound, she saw the oil layer floating on the surface of the stream, and seemed to realize this, so she thanked Xiaoqin and said:

"That...... Xiaoqin, it turns out that you are for my good, xiexie, you are ......"

"Who's for your good! You're better than anything else not to make a mess here! Xiao Qin was intently skewering a string of squid.

"I ...... I really don't have very dexterous hands and feet, and I envy Xiaoqin's classmate for being able to skewer food so quickly, and I am so clumsy that I always feel that I will be disliked by my in-laws in the future......"

Gong Caicai said a little discouraged as she looked at her injured thumb.

"Sell less cute!" Xiao Qin angrily skewered another squid, "Do you have to work with such big breasts!" You don't need to go to the kitchen at all, let your husband eat takeout every day, and it's enough to eat you! ”

Gong Caicai's face immediately turned red, "How can there be such a thing...... And the squad leader always said that the takeaway was not hygienic enough...... In short, it's still xiexie Xiaoqin......"

"Hmph, if you're really grateful, tell me the secret recipe for making your boobs bigger right away!"

"There is no such secret recipe...... Please, please don't stare at me like that, there really is no such secret recipe! That one...... Why don't I tell you a law of attraction that makes wishes come true......"

I actually started preaching to Xiaoqin! After talking so much to Xiaoqin at once, Gong Caicai has indeed become a little braver because of the influence of the Scientific Happiness Sect - but it is still a cult in the final analysis, and it may trick you into crying without tears at any time!

PHS walked back from the squad leader with the medicine box at this time, and Gong Caicai also lost the opportunity to preach to Xiaoqin.

Everyone was looking for work, and I, as a member of the Sports Committee and the Temporary Security Committee, didn't want to be idle, so I walked back to the campsite at the top of the hill to find a place where I needed my strength.

Xiong Yaoyue, who was still standing on the rock, like a statue with her hands raised, suddenly shouted: "Look, there is a in the sky!" ”

This kind of deceptive trick was used by someone 100 years ago, so I won't believe it, flights through Dongshan City generally don't go in this direction, I came to the special education school again and again, and I didn't find a single plane flying.

Seeing that I didn't believe it, Xiong Yaoyue desperately used her chin to signal that there was something on the ceiling, and the reason why she didn't use her fingers was as if she really thought of herself as a statue.

If it was a statue, it wouldn't have moved its jaw! Give me a little dedication!

As a result, the classmates raised their heads one after another, looked in the direction where Xiong Yaoyue's chin was pointing, and shouted nonsense.

"Helicopter!" "Helicopters flying by!"

"And the height has come down! Is it going to land with us? ”

"Ah, the plane door is open! There seems to be a person standing at the door! ”

I squinted my eyes and looked against the sun, and I saw a medium-sized helicopter with a white fuselage and a black tail hovering over the zenith, and the hatch was open, and a slender figure was held by a bodyguard, with its twin ponytails fluttering wildly in the wind, and shouting loudly with a megaphone:

"Dead manlet! Don't think you can have so much fun on your own! ”